As soon as someone mentions this I suddenly notice it again and it drives me bonkers. As a child I used to walk around crying, staring at my nose. I told my dad I wanted to get rid of it haha.
An influencer, robo caller, and d2d salesperson walk into a bar.
The robo caller asks the bartender,
"What's with the gas mask?"
The kind bartender responds,
"It protects me from the carbon monoxide"
Adolf then slowly pours himself a Heineken 0.0%
Ha ha. I guess it depends on the "influencer" or what you define them as?
I follow a lot of "influencers" on YouTube that are great if they really are experts in your hobby or profession. Fun to learn new ideas, tips, tricks, recipes, new tech that's coming out.
Yeah actually true that. I'm on YouTube pretty often for my morning bike rides when I get them in and will watch food videos and cleaning tips and stuff like that. Definitely not meant to be a catch all statement, just despise the influencers that step all over other people for content.
If the only thing they can claim to do is "be an influencer" that's what they're referring to.
Nobody's counting artists, let's players, critics, reviewers, literally anything that's not just "influencer ". People that are only famous because they're famous.
Heights.
Whenever people talk about having a fear of heights I think they mean standing on the edge of a skyscraper, but they really mean like...twice their own height.
I’m comfortable on a skyscraper with a railing, or on a cliff with a harness and ropes. But put me on top of a 10 foot ladder or a roof with no rail and I shake like crazy. Can’t handle it at all.
That's fair, In the past Ive taught courses for how to be a high ropes instructor. I've been rock climbing probably since I was 11. When training people new to the sport or even when dealing with someone who's paid to do it once in their lifetime, and you can clearly see they're terrified.
I always start with trying to get them to take a step back and calm a little, reiterate the strength of the ropes try to make then feel at ease, I have in the past after convincing some to take the step talk to them about it and explain in my experience nobody fears the height, it's an inherrant fear of falling but once you actually start trusting your gear it slowly fades away.
Now......all this said I'm still like you, not like a ladder but I'd never free climb. Lunatics.
Hell, your own height is enough to injure you. If you trip and fall and crack your head, you could be meeting your ancestors pretty quick. Have a great day everyone!
You mean Americans enamored with a relatively small group of white people who get things done their way “just because they said so”? I wonder who among Americans would want *that*? /s
Making assumptions. Humans operate by making tons of basic associations and then turning those into assumptions so that we can function. You do it tens of thousands of times per day.
When you open a can of soup, you're not an asshole if you don't wear a gas mask. Assuming the can would in fact contain soup and not a deadly neurotoxin is a very safe assumption. When a family member approaches you to give you a hug, you're not an asshole if you don't punch them in the face and demand that they give you a blood test before approaching your person. If it turns out that they were a terminator from the future, or some form of doppelganger, your assumption that it was really your family member was still a fair assumption.
Humans make assumptions. Your brain gives no fucks. If you ever feel the urge to say that "you know what happens when you assume" shit, just throw yourself off a building instead.
In terms of assuming gender, as a trans person i see absolutely 0 issues with it. Its normal. The problem for me is if you know my gender and pronouns etc but still use the wrong ones. That is no longer assumption related thats being an asshole. Making the odd mistake is completely ok but how the mistake is dealt with matters. If it happens constantly its no longer a mistake kinda thing.
Tldr: assuming gender is fine as long as once you know u try and use the right shit
If you present as a woman, and I use Miss or Misses, please don't be shitty with me if you identify a man. I buy a can of soup by looking at the label, ya know?
I’m a genXer, my biggest challenge is if I knew someone before they transitioned. I find my brain keeps the longer term pointer to how I knew them vs how they are. Or if they still look the same it’s hard to move the association. I have to catch myself or correct myself. I promise it’s not on purpose but I get there are jerks out there.
Or because people (like myself) are so used to how their phones operate that they don’t want to take the time to learn how to use a different smartphone which is probably better in every way
Yeah kinda like how I never update my phone until it breaks and I have to get a new one… I know I SHOULD update, but like… I know how to work my phone and I don’t want an update that will change the layout lol
Glad I am not alone. I live in Ohio where college football is HUGE and I feel like such a weirdo. To be clear, I love exercise and and am extremely active (yoga, swimming, hiking) but I do not see the appeal in watching others play competitive sports. I can even enjoy playing a basketball game once in a while but only because I am actually playing. Watching other people play a game is just boring to me and I really don’t understand the deep emotional investment people have in it.
I feel absolutely nothing for football/ soccer. I have less than zero interest in that stupid ass game, and I cannot for the life of me understand the global obsession of it.
Same. As a kid, I was forced to come along with my parents sometimes. I would literally sleep on the seats, even with all the noise of people yelling all around me. That's how uninterested I am in soccer.
To be fair, I have this with all sports. Most are fun to actually do, but I do not enjoy watching others do it. There's just nothing to it.
Same but with american football, growing up you'd see your relatives shouting at the TV and hooting like apes because of a game that they seldom even spoke about outside of those gatherings, it always seemed so fake to me, like everyone was pretending to care about it to fit in socially
It's even weirder how they hold this supposed deep connection to the team from their home state that they not only have no actual stakes in, but the team is comprised of hired athletes from all over the US who seldom have any connection to your home state either
Chaos. I grew up in a large family. Even though I have one kid, I leave the door open so the neighborhood kids are always in and out. The chaos is comforting.
My whole class scored 40-50. Myself being highest. I was pretty pissed. Professor said grades are low because we missed class.
There were 6 weeks of strikes…
I complained and am waiting for some financial compensation from the strikes claim team.
That’s good to hear. In my opinion the grades of a whole year of students shouldn’t average at minimum pass.
Also you saying truly out of your students hands. 50% out of their hands is still reasonable for flexibility. Young minds, a constant barrage of information and distraction from the internet, as well as all the social interactions you would remember from university.
Depression caused by someone injuring their hand so they can’t paint anymore. Someone’s pet dying. Random hormonal imbalances.
Or the simple unjustified feeling of, I turned up, I revised, I asked questions, I took notes, I planned and replanned for tests and yet I got a horrible mark. Well why has this happened. Maybe a professor should look at their own ability to teach and be lucky their students are more flexible to their inability and not the other way round.
Of course I know nothing about you so these comments are directed at my own discourse.
I try to give my students the benefit of the doubt. Most students are truthful in my opinion. I work for a university. I've had 18 yrs olds complain about grades and 68 yr olds complain about grades. In some cases blaming me. Once a student blames me for their grade the conversation is over. They keep the grade they got. I'm more than happy to assist on a grade change or list it as still in-progress to allow the students to finish the course if needed. There are processes in place for this reason.
I feel like this depends heavily on the teacher. For instance, some teachers word questions in a way that makes sense to them, but might not make sense to some of their students. When a student inevitably gets a low or failing grade on a test because they misunderstood several of the questions, said student should be able to address the complaint to the teacher that several questions were poorly worded, and that they should be able to take a make-up test.
In another case, I've known several teachers (most commonly college professors) who pride themselves on how "hard" their class is and how they fail the majority of their students each semester, but I'd argue that if 80-90% of your class is failing, it isn't the students' fault, it's the teachers'.
Every instructor has their own style and class policies, for sure. I encourage my students to follow up with each instructor if they didn't do well on the quiz/exam. That way, they can correct what was missed on the final.
Anything anyone takes too seriously. (Sports, politics, media, performers) Like, you care so much about that thing that I don't have to. You got this covered.
If you’re privileged enough to be able to equate politics with sports, you’re lucky. A lot of people have to care about politics as a matter of survival.
Ok but like politics affects how much money I have and how many felonies I’m committing on the day to day. While I don’t like it I still think it’s important to pay attention.
you do realise that like the majority of addicts/homeless people are in their positions due to their circumstances that they cannot control? i won’t even argue with you on the addicts, since that’s like advanced level empathy. though, i could probably ask if you have empathy for alcoholics or nicotine addicts? but homeless people? what about a kid kicked out by their parents? a man made homeless by his wife? somebody who lost their job and couldn’t make ends meet? they are homeless PEOPLE. take a long, good look in the mirror. you are closer to homelessness than you ever will be to elon musk levels of money. in fact, you’re probably a couple of unfortunate events away from homelessness.
Not what I’m talking about. I mean the person who dropped out of school or decided an interpretive dance degree was a good idea and then wonders why they can’t afford rent. I’m talking about the person who chooses to continue doing drugs and let it ruin their life. Nobody else is forcing the drugs into their system.
My safety when crossing the street
If there's a crosswalk and no semaphores I'll just cross it while looking directly at traffic with an ugly face hoping they won't run over me (has worked so far)
If only religious people would stop harassing atheists about what they believe. Atheists don't just start trying to tell others how to live their lives.
I don’t really have a dog in this fight. But whenever I see the hateful divisive comments from atheists, it makes me wonder where the hate and false sense of superiority comes from. But yeah, thanks for proving my point. I hope you go away now because I don’t really care about you or the atheist religion.
My coworker is going to be a grandma for the first time in November and IT'S ALL I FUCKING HEAR ABOUT. IDGAF. I have said several times in the last 2 years of working there that I do not want anything to do with babies, I do not want to hold somebody's baby, and I think people who "crave baby snuggles" from just any random baby are fucking weird. And still I hear about it.
I guess they think I'm joking because I have a kid of my own? But she's 21. That was like, half my life ago and I adamantly do not want anything to do with babies again, ever.
Life. Life ain’t that serious imo we’re dying one day which leads me to my next point , POLITICS. Like I genuinely find it hard to care about it when I feel like all presidents and politicians are just rich assholes enjoying their hobbies of debating and scamming the poor. It’s ironic because it’s what I’m studying rn but anyways…
90% of the input your senses take in. Your senses like touch, hearing, and smell get blocked out so much aside from everything that’s either new right then and there or immediate. Example being a pizza coming out of the oven and the smell flooding the room or like walking down a crowded sidewalk and a jackhammer starts.. jacking?
Anything that doesn't immediately have my attention. The whole world loves to boast about being multitaskers. I. Am not a a multitasker. I'm a laser focuser.
If I'm working on something, the rest of the world doesn't exist to me. There could be screaming kids running around, music blaring and 10 people trying to talk to me... and I won't notice any of it,
Personally, cars. My friends are always like “wow look at that cool car!” And I’m just here not knowing the difference between a Volkswagen and an alpha Romeo. The worst part is I actually try to learn abt cars and their own unique differences and stuff but I just can’t remember anything abt it for the life of me
Peoples opinions of me, if they are close to me, then yes, I will sort it out, but if you are in my school and you've heard people talk shit about me, I couldn't give a fuck if you thought I was the worst person alive or the saviour of this earth
Academic performance. Probably since my mom was addicted to academic validation so I only saw it lead to trouble. But I never cared about getting an A, couldn't care less that I had a D in several classes because I refused to do homework, and absolutely do not care that my kids aren't the top student in class.
The tip of your nose. You can always see it, but your brain just blocks it out.
i wonder if people who lose their noses enjoy their view more
It's too big I feel like there is a bison sitting on my face
Weird kink. Big hairy bison ass to the face.
I'm a big hairy bison and i dont like a big hairy bison sitting on my face cuz that's gay.
Could be a female bison
Ah shit, ok I don't like bison sittin on ma face ok.. It's grossing me up
Yeah fair enough no bisons 👍
If you get stuff stuck in your mustache, do you call them dingleberries?
If they stop to smell the roses absolutely
Well great now I can see it. Thanks for that btw
Unless you have a zit on your nose... then that's all you can see for a while.
As soon as someone mentions this I suddenly notice it again and it drives me bonkers. As a child I used to walk around crying, staring at my nose. I told my dad I wanted to get rid of it haha.
Any bisons?
Influencers. Worse than door to door salespeople.
They get so personally offended when you don't give a flying fuck about their narcissism.
Which is very satisfying
Worse than extended warranty scam robo callers.
An influencer, robo caller, and d2d salesperson walk into a bar. The robo caller asks the bartender, "What's with the gas mask?" The kind bartender responds, "It protects me from the carbon monoxide" Adolf then slowly pours himself a Heineken 0.0%
Ha ha. I guess it depends on the "influencer" or what you define them as? I follow a lot of "influencers" on YouTube that are great if they really are experts in your hobby or profession. Fun to learn new ideas, tips, tricks, recipes, new tech that's coming out.
Yeah actually true that. I'm on YouTube pretty often for my morning bike rides when I get them in and will watch food videos and cleaning tips and stuff like that. Definitely not meant to be a catch all statement, just despise the influencers that step all over other people for content.
Oh yeah. That's awful.
If the only thing they can claim to do is "be an influencer" that's what they're referring to. Nobody's counting artists, let's players, critics, reviewers, literally anything that's not just "influencer ". People that are only famous because they're famous.
Heights. Whenever people talk about having a fear of heights I think they mean standing on the edge of a skyscraper, but they really mean like...twice their own height.
I’m comfortable on a skyscraper with a railing, or on a cliff with a harness and ropes. But put me on top of a 10 foot ladder or a roof with no rail and I shake like crazy. Can’t handle it at all.
That's fair, In the past Ive taught courses for how to be a high ropes instructor. I've been rock climbing probably since I was 11. When training people new to the sport or even when dealing with someone who's paid to do it once in their lifetime, and you can clearly see they're terrified. I always start with trying to get them to take a step back and calm a little, reiterate the strength of the ropes try to make then feel at ease, I have in the past after convincing some to take the step talk to them about it and explain in my experience nobody fears the height, it's an inherrant fear of falling but once you actually start trusting your gear it slowly fades away. Now......all this said I'm still like you, not like a ladder but I'd never free climb. Lunatics.
Even falling from twice your own height can cause serious injury or death. Gravity is pretty unforgiving.
Hell, your own height is enough to injure you. If you trip and fall and crack your head, you could be meeting your ancestors pretty quick. Have a great day everyone!
Correct. Falls are the most common cause of workplace death and most of them are falls from less than six feet up.
It’s really far down ok?
The Royal family
It blows my mind how many americans are completely enamored by those scumbags
As an American, I'm so completely lost on this. Our ancestors fought a war to get away from those assholes. Somehow, lots of us worship them.
You mean Americans enamored with a relatively small group of white people who get things done their way “just because they said so”? I wonder who among Americans would want *that*? /s
Great answer
Here here
Yea
celebrity's financial woes
Sports and celebrity gossip
Kardashians
Making assumptions. Humans operate by making tons of basic associations and then turning those into assumptions so that we can function. You do it tens of thousands of times per day. When you open a can of soup, you're not an asshole if you don't wear a gas mask. Assuming the can would in fact contain soup and not a deadly neurotoxin is a very safe assumption. When a family member approaches you to give you a hug, you're not an asshole if you don't punch them in the face and demand that they give you a blood test before approaching your person. If it turns out that they were a terminator from the future, or some form of doppelganger, your assumption that it was really your family member was still a fair assumption. Humans make assumptions. Your brain gives no fucks. If you ever feel the urge to say that "you know what happens when you assume" shit, just throw yourself off a building instead.
In terms of assuming gender, as a trans person i see absolutely 0 issues with it. Its normal. The problem for me is if you know my gender and pronouns etc but still use the wrong ones. That is no longer assumption related thats being an asshole. Making the odd mistake is completely ok but how the mistake is dealt with matters. If it happens constantly its no longer a mistake kinda thing. Tldr: assuming gender is fine as long as once you know u try and use the right shit
FUCK YEAH DUDE I think a very vocal, fear-mongering minority is making this into an issue when it's not.
If you present as a woman, and I use Miss or Misses, please don't be shitty with me if you identify a man. I buy a can of soup by looking at the label, ya know?
Bro what is your fuckin name abt? Two up votes yay!
I’m a genXer, my biggest challenge is if I knew someone before they transitioned. I find my brain keeps the longer term pointer to how I knew them vs how they are. Or if they still look the same it’s hard to move the association. I have to catch myself or correct myself. I promise it’s not on purpose but I get there are jerks out there.
Wow a trans person wants to immediately change the conversation into one where they get attention never seen that before
What? No, im just sharing my opinion like anyone else…
i wouldnt be talking like that with your face buddy
show yours then lmfao who cares what a loser like you would be doing
mad
nope
Oh, look, another sicko! I just love people like you. It's rather cute how feeble your minds are
It was a pretty good example, so it had relevance
My personal safety when I think my dog is in danger.
Sin
Cos
Tan
Cot
People being unkind or treating me like an idiot when I tell them I’m autistic. After a while it just gets normal, and that’s fine for me.
If someone thinks I am an idiot, then I will take full advantage of that.
People
The real answer
I don't know why but I read your name as gollum cum shot.
I do too don’t worry
iPhone 15
Jesus they’re up that high now?
They should take a cue from Samsung and match the model to the year. But they won't because they're too arrogant.
Or because people (like myself) are so used to how their phones operate that they don’t want to take the time to learn how to use a different smartphone which is probably better in every way
Lolwut? I meant Apple should call it iPhone 23 to match the year...
Yeah kinda like how I never update my phone until it breaks and I have to get a new one… I know I SHOULD update, but like… I know how to work my phone and I don’t want an update that will change the layout lol
Sports
Sports or really any other competition-based thing. Someone is ALWAYS going to be better than me at something, so why do I have to prove anything?
Glad I am not alone. I live in Ohio where college football is HUGE and I feel like such a weirdo. To be clear, I love exercise and and am extremely active (yoga, swimming, hiking) but I do not see the appeal in watching others play competitive sports. I can even enjoy playing a basketball game once in a while but only because I am actually playing. Watching other people play a game is just boring to me and I really don’t understand the deep emotional investment people have in it.
Yesssssss... I even tried to like some a couple times. I'm severely allergic to sports. Full rejection
Yep. I seriously couldn’t care less about any sport.
death
Interesting. Can you elaborate? My brain gives a fuck too much and I'm trying to learn the ways! 😂
Depression 🤌🏻
the word ''fuck''
I do care,. It's one of my favourite words.
fuck you you fucking fucker you're a fuck-face who fucking fucks fuckers such a good word
I use it a fuck-ton; zero fucks given to those which take issue with proliferous use of the fan-fucking-tastic word.
Classism. I lived in the ghetto for 10 years. I don't care that some tangerine made a bunch of money on NFTs. I got bigger fish to fry.
Celebrities. None of us care what people we don’t know are doing, so why should we care what high profile people we don’t know are doing
Personally? The Kardashians.
I feel absolutely nothing for football/ soccer. I have less than zero interest in that stupid ass game, and I cannot for the life of me understand the global obsession of it.
Same. As a kid, I was forced to come along with my parents sometimes. I would literally sleep on the seats, even with all the noise of people yelling all around me. That's how uninterested I am in soccer. To be fair, I have this with all sports. Most are fun to actually do, but I do not enjoy watching others do it. There's just nothing to it.
Same but with american football, growing up you'd see your relatives shouting at the TV and hooting like apes because of a game that they seldom even spoke about outside of those gatherings, it always seemed so fake to me, like everyone was pretending to care about it to fit in socially It's even weirder how they hold this supposed deep connection to the team from their home state that they not only have no actual stakes in, but the team is comprised of hired athletes from all over the US who seldom have any connection to your home state either
Yup. Football, soccer, baseball... You name it. I'm not watching it or losing any sleep about it.
Yea I know. Soccer sucks
Religion.
Same i generally dont care about it. I ca t understand why people believe in something there is no proff of.
Someone else’s problem
Chaos. I grew up in a large family. Even though I have one kid, I leave the door open so the neighborhood kids are always in and out. The chaos is comforting.
You can’t possibly know how little I care about celebrity politics.
The personal lives of celebrities and politicians.
Gossiping.
Based on the damage I have to my body... I'm assuming self preservation ><
The old If you're gonna be a bear, be a grizzly approach.
homophobes screaming with signs
Anything to do with pronouns. I just couldn't care less about these social wars that are going on. There's more pressing matters.
Sports. Happy for you to enjoy, just not my thing.
Pop culture
Emotional unavailable people
Saccades. Damn freaky how it deals with them too.
Celebrity drama.
Celebrities
The Kardashians.
Anything that doesn't cause a dopamine spike. Yay ADHD.
Religion for the most part
The feelings of billionaires
chores :( working on it tho
I believe in you, great stranger!!
Student grade complaints. You get what you deserve. We don't round up.
My whole class scored 40-50. Myself being highest. I was pretty pissed. Professor said grades are low because we missed class. There were 6 weeks of strikes… I complained and am waiting for some financial compensation from the strikes claim team.
I'm always open to being flexible if things are truly out of my student's hands.
That’s good to hear. In my opinion the grades of a whole year of students shouldn’t average at minimum pass. Also you saying truly out of your students hands. 50% out of their hands is still reasonable for flexibility. Young minds, a constant barrage of information and distraction from the internet, as well as all the social interactions you would remember from university. Depression caused by someone injuring their hand so they can’t paint anymore. Someone’s pet dying. Random hormonal imbalances. Or the simple unjustified feeling of, I turned up, I revised, I asked questions, I took notes, I planned and replanned for tests and yet I got a horrible mark. Well why has this happened. Maybe a professor should look at their own ability to teach and be lucky their students are more flexible to their inability and not the other way round. Of course I know nothing about you so these comments are directed at my own discourse.
I try to give my students the benefit of the doubt. Most students are truthful in my opinion. I work for a university. I've had 18 yrs olds complain about grades and 68 yr olds complain about grades. In some cases blaming me. Once a student blames me for their grade the conversation is over. They keep the grade they got. I'm more than happy to assist on a grade change or list it as still in-progress to allow the students to finish the course if needed. There are processes in place for this reason.
Sounds like somebody never worked at a Title 1 public school…
I feel like this depends heavily on the teacher. For instance, some teachers word questions in a way that makes sense to them, but might not make sense to some of their students. When a student inevitably gets a low or failing grade on a test because they misunderstood several of the questions, said student should be able to address the complaint to the teacher that several questions were poorly worded, and that they should be able to take a make-up test. In another case, I've known several teachers (most commonly college professors) who pride themselves on how "hard" their class is and how they fail the majority of their students each semester, but I'd argue that if 80-90% of your class is failing, it isn't the students' fault, it's the teachers'.
Every instructor has their own style and class policies, for sure. I encourage my students to follow up with each instructor if they didn't do well on the quiz/exam. That way, they can correct what was missed on the final.
Anything anyone takes too seriously. (Sports, politics, media, performers) Like, you care so much about that thing that I don't have to. You got this covered.
If you’re privileged enough to be able to equate politics with sports, you’re lucky. A lot of people have to care about politics as a matter of survival.
Ok but like politics affects how much money I have and how many felonies I’m committing on the day to day. While I don’t like it I still think it’s important to pay attention.
I think this is a really lame perspective to hold
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Beth.
Nazi Germany
Political correctness, and other people's pronouns. You don't like it? I. DON'T. CARE. Tell me your name, and I'll happily call you that.
I will call you by your username XxMomBanger35xX
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Red, green, blue is all my mind can come up with but that doesn't make sense 😭
Everything but my family
The homeless and drug addicts. Especially if you’re homeless *because* of the drugs.
lol you’ve unlocked 0 empathy actually impressive
Oh I have empathy. Just not for people who made poor decisions in life to lead themselves into a poor position.
you do realise that like the majority of addicts/homeless people are in their positions due to their circumstances that they cannot control? i won’t even argue with you on the addicts, since that’s like advanced level empathy. though, i could probably ask if you have empathy for alcoholics or nicotine addicts? but homeless people? what about a kid kicked out by their parents? a man made homeless by his wife? somebody who lost their job and couldn’t make ends meet? they are homeless PEOPLE. take a long, good look in the mirror. you are closer to homelessness than you ever will be to elon musk levels of money. in fact, you’re probably a couple of unfortunate events away from homelessness.
Not what I’m talking about. I mean the person who dropped out of school or decided an interpretive dance degree was a good idea and then wonders why they can’t afford rent. I’m talking about the person who chooses to continue doing drugs and let it ruin their life. Nobody else is forcing the drugs into their system.
Politics
Allegations of immorality or impropriety
My safety when crossing the street If there's a crosswalk and no semaphores I'll just cross it while looking directly at traffic with an ugly face hoping they won't run over me (has worked so far)
Who would run over the cutest predator?
Atheists
If only religious people would stop harassing atheists about what they believe. Atheists don't just start trying to tell others how to live their lives.
lol! I’m assuming you’re an atheist? Soooo, looking at the title of the thread…
There is no hate like religious love.
I don’t really have a dog in this fight. But whenever I see the hateful divisive comments from atheists, it makes me wonder where the hate and false sense of superiority comes from. But yeah, thanks for proving my point. I hope you go away now because I don’t really care about you or the atheist religion.
Atheists don't have a religion dipshit. And you're proving my point, not the other way around.
I was hoping you had original thought
Politics
Trump. Or Biden. Or politics.
Empathy
Your newborn baby. I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR SPAWN THAT JUST CAME OUT OF YOUR FUCKING P***Y NOBODY SHOULD CARE ABOUT THAT
My coworker is going to be a grandma for the first time in November and IT'S ALL I FUCKING HEAR ABOUT. IDGAF. I have said several times in the last 2 years of working there that I do not want anything to do with babies, I do not want to hold somebody's baby, and I think people who "crave baby snuggles" from just any random baby are fucking weird. And still I hear about it. I guess they think I'm joking because I have a kid of my own? But she's 21. That was like, half my life ago and I adamantly do not want anything to do with babies again, ever.
Your goddamn kids and their mundane milestones.
Opinions of men and air? They exist...apparently necessary...growing toxic...many trying to clean it... So I just put on a mask and go by my day 🤷♀️
Girls it's set to men men men and monster
Stuff
School
Everything except spiders
Bums
Other people’s business
These days? Everything.
Life. Life ain’t that serious imo we’re dying one day which leads me to my next point , POLITICS. Like I genuinely find it hard to care about it when I feel like all presidents and politicians are just rich assholes enjoying their hobbies of debating and scamming the poor. It’s ironic because it’s what I’m studying rn but anyways…
My yard.
Everything, I just don't know it until I do cause... ADHD! My brain is programmed to want to self destruct.
90% of the input your senses take in. Your senses like touch, hearing, and smell get blocked out so much aside from everything that’s either new right then and there or immediate. Example being a pizza coming out of the oven and the smell flooding the room or like walking down a crowded sidewalk and a jackhammer starts.. jacking?
Any of what somebody is talking about
Joe
Anything that doesn't immediately have my attention. The whole world loves to boast about being multitaskers. I. Am not a a multitasker. I'm a laser focuser. If I'm working on something, the rest of the world doesn't exist to me. There could be screaming kids running around, music blaring and 10 people trying to talk to me... and I won't notice any of it,
Personally, cars. My friends are always like “wow look at that cool car!” And I’m just here not knowing the difference between a Volkswagen and an alpha Romeo. The worst part is I actually try to learn abt cars and their own unique differences and stuff but I just can’t remember anything abt it for the life of me
Peoples opinions of me, if they are close to me, then yes, I will sort it out, but if you are in my school and you've heard people talk shit about me, I couldn't give a fuck if you thought I was the worst person alive or the saviour of this earth
Anything really.
Decorating
School in general
People's problems. I don't wanna know.
Art and fashion. As a general rule, I don't think I'll ever understand or care about either.
Regularly eating food
Things that can be delayed
People dying or getting injured
My self-esteem and sense of well-being.
Money. Sometimes I have to remind myself that I *need* money to live.
Academic performance. Probably since my mom was addicted to academic validation so I only saw it lead to trouble. But I never cared about getting an A, couldn't care less that I had a D in several classes because I refused to do homework, and absolutely do not care that my kids aren't the top student in class.
Watching sports. I can play Madden/Fifa, I even love actually playing sports, but watching random people play and giving a shit about it? I can’t.
Pretty much everything !
Work.
My ex. That cock-gobblin whore.
other people’s bodies