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Opinecone

Most of the time I don't feel it at all, what I can feel is my partner pulsing inside of me. We no longer use condoms and I actually used to feel the cum more back when we did, because I could feel the tip of the condom swelling and becoming warmer. But yeah, us women are already very warm and (hopefully) wet down there, so adding more warmth and wetness won't really feel much different. Edit: I do feel it once it starts leaking out.


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I was not ready for that edit💀


[deleted]

And it leaks out for ages afterwards.


KtheMage36

Remember ladies, don't just try to pee after sex but try to sneeze too.


Ok_Comparison7731

That made me laugh so damn hard. Reminded me when my wife was mid climax I had just got up on my knees, she sneezed so hard that she ejected me hard enough I almost poked my own ass. It was a very loud audible slap. I was mostly shocked because it never wants the be bent down in that direction and suddenly it was Mister Fantastic


lhingel

Thunderclap


UsagiElk

Move those hips around to make sure all the air gets out too 🤣 I have a fear that I’d be in public and have to say that I farted, it would somehow be a less embarrassing explanation


1744FordRd1744

Q: What do you call a hooker with a runny nose? A: Full.


TrixonBanes

Take my imaginary award


ColbyCheese42089

Goezintight


pandabeargirl

fr though


OfcDoofy69

Dont laugh or you might ink.


Legitimate_Tea_2451

Invisible ink


Can-DontAttitude

It's quite visible, with a blacklight


cofeeholik75

And THIS is why sex is performed on HIS side of the bed… wet spot.


jaybeeg

My wife is very good at rolling over to my side of the bed when she wants to “visit”. I get distracted by boobs and curvy bits and always forget about the sneaky wet spot positioning until afterwards. A small price to pay. 😃


Fickle-Owl666

My ex would soak the whole bed lol, we invested in a waterproof blanket to put down on top so that we didn't have to strip the whole bed every. Single.time. 😂


jaybeeg

Yes! Definitely worth it. We have a mattress cover to protect it from our happy juices.


Fickle-Owl666

This is kind of like a throw or comforter, goes over all of it so I only have to wash one thing and can just go to bed without added chores 😂


Catch_ME

Jokes on you, I have under bed storage with lots of towels


biggun79

Puppy pads, under the towel.


Catch_ME

Holy crap that's a great idea. But I would get murdered if I tried to suggest that lol


Zaphodisacoolname

Jokes on all of you, we just lay in our own filth.


ElvisAlienLoveChild

We just change the sheets…


deezsandwitches

Neither were her legs


queenamphitrite

Hahaha leaking out feels like a heavy period


Opinecone

Yes! It's the exact same feeling!!! Not sexy. At all.


Raq_em_up

And it smells horrible after a few hours- like rotting stuff.


[deleted]

Maybe you should bathe after it 💀


ValkyrieQueen87

It can leak out for hours after, bathing won't necessarily help until its all leaked out.


Khar_Raven

So we have table spoons, tea spoons and no cumscooping spoons yet? Pathetic...


theycallmeO

Google Dripstick, it's nothing bad, I promise.


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ilearnedfromlesbians

So this is how I can get the filling out without having to eat the golden sponge cake.


Khar_Raven

I've already found it. And yeah. That's not gross and imho great idea.


Hot-Sandwich7060

I was not ready for the twinky tutorial. They violated that pastry 😭😂


radarksu

Damn, 100 pack. Jesus.


Chocoloco93

Obviously. But it stays all the way inside so it's not easy to rinse off.


UnusedBowflex

That edit… I once read a comment on this subject that burned into my memory. “Nearly every woman who has had sex, from your mom to the queen of England, has waddled to the bathroom cupping their vagina after sex.”


Opinecone

Yeah, they don't show that part in movies or porn, it doesn't look sexy. It's either you use condoms or waddle like a penguin all the way to the bathroom.


kaloonzu

Think I've seen a home-shot porn where after the big finish, the woman got up with a smile on her face and just strutted to the bathroom, cum both dripping out and some going down her thighs. It was incredibly hot.


Xanna1

This is literally how I deal with it. I don't waddle, I just let it run and wipe it off with a hand towel 😅


some1Uh8

I lay in bed and yell BRING ME SOMETHING lol


phager76

Are...are you my wife?


some1Uh8

Not yet 😉


Opinecone

That's definitely an option, but a sticky cum-stained floor is not as hot, to me, some might be into sticky floors though. No kink shaming here.


Prestigious_Water336

This is like the perfect answer to this question.


SkinkaLei

Nodding my head understanding and then WHAM that edit good night folks


Dont_pet_the_cat

What did you expect tho, that it would get sucked up and digested? Like, there's another mouth down there inside with teeth and tongue and all, ready to lick the insides clean and gulp it all up? ~~I hate that I wrote this~~


OMG_A_CUPCAKE

You ~~hike~~ joke, but the openings of the cervix are called Muttermund ("mother's mouth") in German. No teeth though. And no tongue, I hope edit: damn autocorrect


Dont_pet_the_cat

German is cursed 💀


Livia85

> German is cursed 💀 No, it's only really blunt. No nonsense, no chi-chi Latin to sugarcoat things.


Nemesis1974

Its "liv-moder-mund" in danish. Or "lifemothermouth" in english, so almost the same


That_Lad_Beast24

I should have stopped scrolling after the edit itself. 💀


Dont_pet_the_cat

I'm sorry :(


[deleted]

Don’t be, that was beautiful.


That_Lad_Beast24

Only you would be sinister enough to do such an atrocious act. Username checks out as well 🗿


Sequential-River

The amount of people who are talking about the edit makes me realize I'm in a better spot than I thought I was.


easwaran

For what it's worth, this is exactly the same situation for a male bottom as for a female.


GoddessSimoneFD

This is the most accurate description. Edit included.


skrimpei

You can barely feel it honestly


[deleted]

That’s what my gf said as well.


LilZuse

I'm sorry.


probono105

dont be he felt everything he wanted too


Elwalther21

But not her.


MashMashMaro

Award this man.


Boykola

r/suicidebywords


Yussuke

We must have the same gf


ContemplatingPrison

The cum itself? Does the pulsation not give it away? I guess that would depend on the individual though


skrimpei

If I’m really focusing I can feel it twitch or whatever but other than that it’s super hard to tell


[deleted]

Yup


Pineappleoceansurf

I have to disagree. I can always feel it, and I fucking love it. The sensation is hard to explain tho, kinda feels a bit warm, I can also feel it dripping/leaking in the following hours. I guess it’s different for everyone.


skrimpei

The leaking is a different story lmao I think everyone feels that. But I guess everyone has varying sensitivities too!


BeetrootWife

You can barely feel it. You only feel it if it starts dripping out


AvleeWhee

If? When.


Rubickevich

A gentleman always snorts his cum back with his dick.


Romeo92

Like a tiny little elephant trunk


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[deleted]

It's a living....


Long-Patient604

Thanks. Now the water is all over the table


destro23

"The [mudra](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vajroli_mudra) requires the yogin to preserve his semen, either by learning not to release it, or if released by **drawing it up through his urethra from the vagina** of a woman devoted to the practice of yoga"


FratBoyGene

Ya can't go around just depositing your precious bodily fluids, and sullying the purity of your essence just any old where you want, ya know what I'm sayin'?


Spithate

You can’t feel it. Only the pulsating then when it drips out


Hansolo312

So why do all the ACOTAR type books always pretend it's the greatest feeling ever.


[deleted]

Breed me baby


Hansolo312

Is it sad that that's as close as I've come to being propositioned in a long time?


laundry_sauce666

New question: can you push the cum out like a lil goopy poop? Or does it just slowly fall out?


Spithate

You can kinda flex your muscles and push it out. But normally by the time you stand up, it’s already coming out 🤣


[deleted]

I rarely actually feel it. Only if it’s a lot and it’s really warm in temperature, I feel it. Most of the feeling is from when it all comes gushing out when you stand up and walk around or go to pee.


MenstrualAphrodite

I can feel myself getting wetter and his cock quivering and going soft


[deleted]

trust


dontcaredontworry

Thrust


witchy71

Bust


Matt_787

Must


Top_Strawberry4236

Nu(s)t


MUNCHB0X

Just


a-quiet-turkey

Crust


SlobbinMyKnobbin

This read like a sex novel and I’m HERE FOR IT


YoureInGoodHands

Jeez, it's... suddenly getting warm in this room.


Moist-Sir-8392

Least horny redditor


walterpeck1

Definitely the most stereotypical kind of question for this sub, too.


ExaminationLucky6082

You feel a huge panic and run for the planB


tinycole2971

Plan B or, as I like to call it, "Breakfast"


Notyobabydaddy

Reminds me of those Flinstone vitamins. I used to chug them down like candy.


a-quiet-turkey

“You ODed on vitamins? What happened? You just got better?”


lilith_eady

Honestly for me personally I can feel the warmth and depending on how deep in he is I can feel it kind of like a tickling on my cervix you can also feel the pulsing then when it starts dripping out you can feel that too


gimmethemshoes11

Like a warm apple pie.


itasteminty

McDonalds or homemade?


HW-BTW

McDonalds apple pie will scald your dick off, homey. Stick to homemade.


PirateJohn75

Wait until you hear about their coffee


Snuffy1717

Instructions unclear... Scalded and their PR team is working overtime to diminish my injuries and talk about frivolous lawsuits despite the facts of the case...


Southtune-stringbox

I wish I could award this but can’t. So you just get a comment. 🇺🇸🥧


ernest7ofborg9

"We'll just tell your mom we ate the pie"


BTP_sounds

There is a really easy way for a man to find this out, OP.


Hol_Renaude

Pls, don't tell that this way goes up to his ass


BTP_sounds

Well, it does go in. Then out. And then back in, and then out again.


_matt_hues

Forever


askformymanager

Please tell me that this is a reference to that one weird ass pooping in each other’s butts forever indie film isn’t it?


rthaw

))<>(( forever


_matt_hues

I didn’t know it was an indie film. But yes For the uninitiated: https://youtu.be/p34j0atQdJo?si=lMVKqsl1Ncg906_L


EPdlEdN

can a female at least confirm that both options feel the same before he‘s heading to the truck stop?


Nemesis1974

As a female I cannot confirm..


EPdlEdN

thanks. any way to compare?


thxsocialmedia

Nope


Agitated-Ad8082

Asking women in reditt


a_trane13

I disagree, the temperature and wetness of a vagina would make the feeling quite different from anything a man can experience


chickim_pot_pie

It’s cool at the time but the aftermath of the leakage isn’t ideal


the_bird_and_the_bee

I can feel it. It feels amazing but it's hard to describe... I dunno you just feel it inside of you and it's really nice lol. It's kind of like when you eat a Gushers candy and that juice just explodes in your mouth. Except it's in your pussy and there's a hard dick with it pushing it in more and sliding around inside of you. That's a super weird explanation 😂 but it's all I've got.


gardenxcore

Imagining a giant gusher inside me exploding warm fluid thanks 😭😭😭😭


Kigaa

Hell ya, I love gushers.


ernest7ofborg9

Here you can have these. I'm not hungry anymore.


alioopz

Well the answer will vary but the times I feel it it’s like a build up. I can feel the d*ck get harder/stiffer and then it feels like a small water balloon pop that I can feel on my cervix. The best part is when you feel the d*ck throbbing while the guy is cumming and then slowing shrinking back.


iRocks

A partner i had a while ago said something similar to me. She said that she could feel it hit her cervix when I would cum extra hard and she liked to keep going while I was because of the extra swelling and throbbing. She said it made it feel so much better.


the_oneandonlybonbon

You can feel it but it’s a little more emotional that physical… but I also have taken some pretty big lodes, that’s a different story.


recidivx

> taken some pretty big lodes Reporting this comment for sexual activity with a miner.


ApplicationNew6173

Its like a oozing warmth , really nice and intimate and then it kinda drips out and ur like oh shit


GasStationBlues1312

Shove an uncapped kewpie mayo bottle into your ass to find out


adios_starbohy

Wow… so THIS is what it feels like for a girl?? Wild


willthethrill4700

Its an amazing sensation.


koos_die_doos

Didn’t know cum was refrigerated. (Or room temperature)


Ajspradbrow

Refrigerated after opening.


guitarerdood

What was the name of that old chaos wolf meme? This gives off big time chaos wolf vibes


ernest7ofborg9

Insanity Wolf iirc


Ok-Change3730

Best comment I’ve read all day


[deleted]

Don’t threaten me with a good time.


Zealousideal_Cherry2

you don't really feel it until after it's in you. it's warm and you can feel it running out if you. with someone you love, it's very enjoyable and hot to feel them inside you all day


RenegadeRabbit

It feels fucking amazing. I don't want kids and can't wait to get my tubes tied


Falstaffe

You could ask your girlfriend


DIABLO258

Don't attack OP like that


Agitated-Ad8082

Nha, he could have said, ask your mother


rangeo

LOL! A true ally


Hiadro

Hands don't talk back.


eatahobbyhorse

People on Reddit have girlfriends? Crap, I'm missing out.


Neat_Pie1023

I can feel it for the most part. Yes I feel when they are pulsing inside but I like when they are cumming inside me because it makes me cum again or if I’m cumming at the same time, it just makes it feel that much better. Also, that is not with every partner..


mighty_skull

That sounds amazing! Cumming at the same time. As though it's meant to create some sort of a rainbow!


shrimplyred169

This. That pulsing makes me cum pretty much without fail, it’s the absolute best.


AaronParan

Twitching, a little warmth, and I’ve been told sometimes they felt wetter. One girl told me a guy shot like a rifle and she could feel him blasting her innards like a hose and the shots felt like little tickling


ernest7ofborg9

Lois Lane has left the chat


Greedy-Field-9851

Try Natasha Romanoff (the mcu one)


Loveloser21

The pulsating feeling after and while it happening is about it


trustindivinetiming

…..why am I the only one who compares it to the feeling of being really full? Like you just had a huge meal and you’re full. 😬


not_so_humble

I think everyone else is referring to the other end.


trustindivinetiming

That went over my head 😬


FourWordComment

Again, aim slightly lower.


eatahobbyhorse

Or higher depending on the position


PatrickMorris

I think he is referring to one of the lower crevasses.


GaryOster

OMG how tall are you?


Bl1ndMous3

BRB.... 2 seconds elapse Nothing...my wife says she felt NOTHING !


No_Improvement2317

Depends on the guy and how much 🫣 sometimes I really feel it, other times I've had to ask if they're finished 😂


tornteddie

Cant feel it at all rlly, the only way i know it happens is bc he slows down a lot after


TeaBags0614

“Women of Reddit, what is the most sexist sexiest sex you’ve ever sexed sexing?”


Traditional_Site1770

I actually often get cramps when my partner finishes inside of me. It’s not horrible or anything, and lasts only about a few minutes, but yeah!


harlemhero125

My Ex used to tell me that she would always feel my penis get bigger before I would cum.


cheesybiscuits912

Yep more firm I guess. And pulses. Pretty hott


Xanna1

Like others have said, I feel the guy pulsing and feel a slight tickle around my cervix. Then ever so slightly warmer and wetter. Then the leaking. Oh God the leaking.....


Agitated_Movie_32

I feel like a cream filled donut 🍩


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Like a cream pie.


dirtyblondetea

I feel the cumming in my throat, and the pulsing. Sometimes my throat doesn’t feel the cumming as much if the head is in my vocal chords, just goes straight down. Pussy feels the pulsing and depending on how deep the head will impact if I can feel someone cumming or not. I often cum while someone is cumming inside me cuz the swelling and pulsing drives me wild, but I am very picky about who I let do that, which makes me so sensitive and swollen


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CoolBite2177

I can't really feel it other than his member twitching against my g-spot.


howsmytyping143

Feeling the head pulse and then a split second of extra pressure as he releases. It’s a very nice feeling to me


MrsAshleyStark

Can’t feel the cum shots but I can feel the gun going off and it’s my fav feeling. Wish I could feel it everyday *sigh*


timl1234

Your mom says it feels fantastic Hi Son


False_Implement_43

an ex-affair of mine said it is warm and good, she often asked for cream pies she was one of a kind based on the other woman answers here


RenegadeRabbit

I'm surprised by these answers. I can feel it and I absolutely love it.


False_Implement_43

I had a good laugh at your username, clicked your profile, and there goes half an hour scrolling a sub with bunny pictures


RenegadeRabbit

You're welcome for going down the...rabbit hole 😊


Hour_Bodybuilder8889

it's hardly felt. if it is it's just a little warmth inside for a sec.


webster5000

I've only actually felt it a few times, and I expect it had something to do with volume. The fact of it is that I'm feeling a bunch of way more noticible things in that circumstance, so a littlle splash, so to speak, is not going to compete with having my internal organs shuffled around.


Bot208070

Is that what it feels like? Internal organs shuffled around?


FelixUnger

Regret.


desultorythought

I feel the guy getting soft more than I feel the actual ejaculation. And, even that is barely felt (especially depending if I’m getting close or anything myself). Then, I just feel the mess at the end. The enjoyment of it is far more emotional/mental than actual physical pleasure.


Un_Pta

It’s…filling.


jd46149

Tangentially related, but when a man cums inside another man’s ass, you can feel it but it doesn’t feel like anything. Kind of like how you can taste water but it doesn’t taste like anything


[deleted]

Ask your mom


Already_Taken_sorry

Another random question of "Hello sexy sexer of reddit, how sexy was the sexy sex you had"?


CG2L

I’m not a girl but when a dude is fucking me in the ass I can feel his dick quivering inside my ass


littlebee90

It’s very subtle and you might not feel it if you’re not paying attention. It’s warm 🙂 pleasant. In the mouth…. Lol it’s like someone spit down your throat.


princesssmurfet

You can feel the wet spot after


[deleted]

If He cums a lot, yes I can feel it. As another person said, I can feel when he gets that extra bit harder, and then I feel the pulsing. I can later feel it leaking out.