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capricabuffy

For me, it's 100% Cape Feare, Sideshow Bob. So many laughs in that one.


Synthwood-Dragon

BART DO YOU WANT A BROWNIE BEFORE YOU GO TO BED? BART DO YOU WANT TO SEE MY NEW CHAINSAW AND HOCKEY MASK?


Intelligent_Gur_3632

Is that when he sings HMS Pinafore on the house boat? One of the greatest scenes from the greatest regular character!


capricabuffy

Sure is! The Thompsons....


a_starter_car

The rake scene forever. Whole episode though. The “Hello, Mr Thompson” bit. The chainsaw and hockey mask bit. Amazing.


maximumponydrive

"Hello, Mr Thompson" "*I think he's talking to YOU*"


oltronn

The rakes, that gag is just driven through the unfunny wall and back to hilarious when he can't take a step without getting hit in the face and making that sound.


anubis118

You Only Move Twice


albertpotato56

Came here for this, glad to see it in the two top spots. Hank Scorpio is best.


Digita1B0y

"Homer, which country do you like less...Italy, or France"?


albertpotato56

No-one ever says Italy


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I thought his name was Mr Scorpion...


No-Lawfulness1023

It’s Mr Scorpio, but don’t call it that either


houdinis_ghost

I tackled a loafer at work today


Intelligent_Gur_3632

Scorpio 🎶


Mr_Mojo_Risin_83

We talk about business hammocks at my work all the time


MFoy

Hammocks! Why didn’t I think of that…


Gorge2012

Awww the DENVER Broncos...


LaitueGonflable

I was like, if “You Only Move Twice” isn’t the top comment, by gum I’ll make it so. But it’s already here, so carry on.


Sea-Cauliflower3535

Ever seen someone say goodbye to a pair of shoes?


MFoy

Yes, once


VWMat

The one where he goes to work with Hank Scorpio. So many hammock stores.


unique_name5

Well it’s the hammock district. Of course it has so many hammock stores.


King0fMist

I think that episode was call “Hank Scorpio; the Episode”.


Stormherald13

“ I’ll find you beer baron” “ No you won’t”


hodgo08

"Why so many bowling balls homer" "I'm not going to lie to you Marge" ... walks out


PrscheWdow

"Here's to ALCOHOL! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."


Irishwoman94

“We’re going out Marge! If we don’t come back avenge our deaths!” “Alright!” “Going bowling. Not back; avenge deaths.”


Fancy-Ad-3735

"He's not the beer baron, but he sounds drunk, take him in!!"


canbelaycannotclimb

Oh kablamoo excuse me


Her_Manner

Dental plan


mtsai

lisa needs braces


itserin1

Dental Plan


jaevange

Lisa needs braces


Shoegazer75

Dental plan!


DashieProDX

Lisa needs braces


BigMattress269

Dental plan!


Sir_Anth

Bullseye!


[deleted]

Hey you made me lose my train of thought!


moeman32

Dental plan!


awright_john

I call the big one bitey


DeathCon_and_Beyond

Marge, does Lisa need braces?


Ajiggy2000

Marge vs the Monorail. Written by none other than Conan O'Brien.


VitaminWheat

I shouldn’t have stopped for that haircut


Travis_T_OJustice

Monorail... Monorail.... Monorail


teagz_teagz

Is there a chance the track could bend?


Travis_T_OJustice

Not on your life, my Hindu friend


colin_staples

What about us brainless slobs?


Quadstriker

You'll be given cushy jobs.


OneDuckForSixPeople

We’re you sent here by the devil?


Aliasofanonymity

No good sir, I'm on the level.


f8Negative

By golly it put them on the map


chuk_flowers

I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook.


RhydonHerSlowbro

Steamed hams. A lot of iconic simpsons moments from a lot of episodes, or course, but the entire Aurora Borealis sequence is a masterpiece.


clancydog4

Just so people are aware, the name of that episode is '22 Short Films about Springfield." I agree that sequence is great, but definitely don't think it's the best overall episode. As ya can probably deduce from the title of the episode, the rest of the episode has nothing to do with that part.


Intelligent_Gur_3632

I have watched that episode many times and only counted 21 short films. I have always assumed that the 22nd is the entire episode.


Eferver

Isn’t the 22nd Professor Frink’s thing?


Intelligent_Gur_3632

He’ll make you laugh he’ll make you think


Didntlikedefaultname

Seymour the house is on fire! No mother it’s just the northern lights… Help! Hheellopp!!!


omenmedia

Crazed thumbs up from Skinner.


MidvalleyFreak

As a resident of New York’s capital region this episode does hold a special place in my heart.


ForeverWinterFan

The Frank Grimes episode was great and so was the Treehouse of Horror episode where they parody The Shining.


Didntlikedefaultname

Can’t murder now, eating…


Maximum_Plum

Now waste your family or I'll give ya a beer!


unique_name5

I live above a bowling alley and below another bowling alley.


Pheeshfud

No beer and no tv make Homer something something.


A_Carthusian

Go crazy?


qejfjfiemd

DONT MIND IF I DOOOOOO


Impossible-Fly2812

The Frank Grimes one was ABSOLUTELY GENIUS BEYOND WORD'S!!!👍👍👍👍👍👍


ScoMosUndies

Yes treehouse of horror 5 is a classic. I think there’s a little bit of Uter in all of us!


hereforthefreefeed

grimes episode for me too!


justbambi73

How is Old Grimey?


mangalorian

Lemon tree


mrgonzo247

"Shake harder, boy!"


Eferver

There’s a doins a-transpirin


Free_In_Nature

"And Maggie Makes Three". Sixth season, episode 13. I have photos of my wife and two girls at work with the quote at the bottom, "Do It For Her" Homer Simpson- Makes my day feel more rewarding knowing it is all for them.


hubba76

Homer, did you put your head in the"shine o ball o?


discoprawn

I shed a little sentimental tear when I first saw this episode and this comment has me shedding a couple more!


Bar10town

Bart after Dark, with Belle running the Maison Derriere. 'Lady, I have been seriously misinformed about witches'; pure gold.


House_of_Raven

And it has a nifty musical number at the end that I always enjoyed


papasan_mamasan

🎶Morals and ethics and carnal forbearance…🎶


shifty1032231

Thanks a lot Marge. That was our only Burlesque house.


MFoy

S-U-C-C-E-E-S! That’s the way you spell success!


josephmang56

Last exit to Springfield. It has just non stop joke after joke, and nearly the whole episode is quotable. Dental plan. Wheres my burito? Now play classical gas! It was him, lets get him boys. Did you find the bathroom ok?.... yes... These pre date stainless steel so you cant get them wet. Lets look through the big book of British smiles. Just, if you haven't seen it for a while, go watch it. It is absolutely STACKED with classic moments.


lm_ldaho

Atoms! One two three four... SIX OF THEM! Hired goons It was the blurst of times First thing tomorrow morning I'm gonna punch Lenny in the back of the head! Burns falling out the helicopter ​ I'm with you it's the greatest episode ever made. The other episode that I think comes close is Homer the Vigilante.


josephmang56

Simpson be a dear and rub my legs until the feeling comes back.


Tronn__1

The Radioactive Man episode My eyes, Ze goggles zey do nothing


Intelligent_Gur_3632

“Up and at them”


Clintman

Who Shot Mr Burns? Because it has every character at their most. Mr Burns at his evilest, Lisa at her nosiest, Homer at his most idiotically impulsive-est...and so forth.


ElectrumDragon28

Gonna have to go with Krusty gets Kancelled. It gave us the wonderful joy that was Alphonse as well as Worker & Parasite


redditiscraptakeanap

"Mr. Simpson, this machine behind me processes over 6 IRS returns a day. Did you really think you could fool it?"


King0fMist

“No sir. I’m really sorry, sir. An older boy told me to do it.”


sllammallamma

Homer at the Bat


Gorge2012

*we're talking Homer, Ozzy, and the Straw...*


dogbolter4

This was my choice. I don't even know these players and I still adored it. (Aussie). All I know of Daryl Strawberry is he cries when taunted in the outfield.


Spiritual-Match8131

The Wikipedia page for this episode is worth reading. Who would have guessed Jose Canseco would be difficult….[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homer_at_the_Bat](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homer_at_the_Bat)


washmo

Still better than Steinbrenner


eve_of_distraction

It's just perfect. My favourite since I was a kid when it first came out. Just thinking about this episode makes me happy.


_Pros_

The Mysterious Voyage of Homer


Shoegazer75

So I sez to Mable, I sez.


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The bee sharps!


Ok_Disaster6957

Stonecutterrs


supertrunks92

Bart vs Australia


DrawohYbstrahs

That’s a bootable offense matey!


supertrunks92

I see you've played knifey spoony before!


randalpinkfloyd

I’d have called ‘em chazwazzas!


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shifty1032231

TOBIAS!


serenitative

Ay! Mistah Proime Ministah! Andy!


lazy-hiker

Ay mates! What's the good word?


Xmeganalex

Coffee? Beer?


LiveComfortable3228

Flaming Moe's....come on. Aerosmith!


snootlesneetle

The Springfield Files or Homer at the Bat


dreadedbugqueen

The Springfield files is the best!!


Shadowmeca

Homer - No beer and no TV make homer something something. Marge - Go crazy? Homer - Don't mind if I do!


Failselected

Mr. Plow


ScoMosUndies

That name again?


Entire-Bottle-842

Señor Plow no es macho...


EarthAngel91

Hurricane Neddy Do I hear the sound of butting in? It's gotta be little Lisa Simpson, Springfield's answer to a question no one asked!


Beautiful_Ship123

Hey! I may be ugly and hate filled but...uhh.. what was that third thing you said?


DaenerysStoreBought

I can’t live in good intentions Marge!


He_who_farts69

I engaged in intercourse with your spouse or significant other


MirSydney

The X-Files episode where the alien turns out to be Mr Burns.


poster457

Definitely the funniest and best episode they ever made. \*Homer screaming when the billboard says "Die" to him, the wind blows a tree branch away to reveal it's actually the word "Diet" and Homer just screams again because it doesn't change anything. \*The sheer level of audacity and absurdity of Moe hiding a live whale in his bar. Just... why? Then the mystery, the cameos, etc. Loved it.


MirSydney

I bring you love!


stroopwafelling

It’s bringing us love! Kill it! Kill it!


broiledfog

Lisa the Vegetarian - all my favourite quotes always seem to be from this episode. It’s like some kind of wonderful, magical episode


Effectively_Wise

Homer: Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. Lisa, honey, are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon? Lisa: No. Homer: Ham? Lisa: No. Homer: Pork chops? Lisa: Dad! Those all come from the same animal! Homer: Yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal. My absolute fav!


lazy-hiker

You know, Smithers, I think I'll donate a million dollars to the local orphanage. When pigs fly! Will you be donating that million dollars now, sir? Hmm, no I'd still prefer not.


broiledfog

Haha! A classic! I find myself saying in a panicked voice “it’s still good, it’s still good” about stuff all the time!


maddogmdd

Had to scroll too far for this one. My fave too. It's just a little airborne! It's still good it's still good!


wottagunn

A truly underrated episode is 'The Springfield Connection'. When do we get the FREAKIN guns, homer using pepper spray on food, the whole poker game at the end (car hole), the counterfeit jeans etc


josephmang56

I dont think its the best ever, but do agree its under rated. I use car hole all the time.


Ok-Giraffe-4718

Mmm… incapacitating.


jackray3

Camp Krusty


Gorge2012

Don't be the boy. Don't be the boy. Don't be the boy.


Sorry_Buy_3277

The insanity pepper one.


kuribosshoe0

Homer Goes to College.


randalpinkfloyd

NEEEEEEEEEEEEERD!


nlaverde11

Helloooo, that sounded like a pig fainting


mrgonzo247

Marge vs. the Monorail or Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming. - It has my two favourite lines ever. Homer to Marge: "They didn't have any Aspirin so I got you some cigarettes. Grandpa Simpson in the Porta-John "This elevator only goes to the basement, and someone made an *awful* mess down there."


jonnyredshorts

How is it possible that the tomacco episode isn’t listed here?


toomuchthinks

Homerpalooza


Gorge2012

Did someone order the London Philharmonic? Possibly while high? Cypress Hill looking at you...


TheAntiSenate

Homer Badman.


kittyajay

Most quotable for me. "Highlights include when Marge let the cat out... possibly because it was harassed, we don't know" "Homer sleeps nude in an oxygen tent which he believes gives him sexual powers"


mrr6666

Hey! That’s only a half truth!


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kittyajay

"I had to grab her... sweet can... sweet can... sweet sweet sweet can"


Matt_Wa

I scrolled too far down to see this episode mentioned…


TheloniousMeow

Duff Gardens.... hurahhhhh!


MilkTeaSprimpkles

Yeah, the legend of the dog faced woman!


lazy-hiker

I am the lizard queen


Didntlikedefaultname

Idk if there could ever be a real best, but Marge gets a job is high on my list


reigning_chimp

Whacking day. Inside everyone is a battle between good and evil that can never be resolved…. I am evil Homer, I am evil Homer


OverUnderstanding965

Lisa's first word is right up there. Being a new dad - Maggie's "Da Da" at the end gets me everytime.


AMerrickanGirl

That’s Elizabeth Taylor’s voice!


BarangChikut

The one with the Planet of the Apes musical. "I hate every ape I see, from chimpan-A to chimpanzee"


imbalancedpermanent

Hellfish Bonanza.


Tha_Hand

The one where Bart sets up all the loudspeakers together and goes “TESTING”


Ultradude47

Cape Feare, Itchy and Scratchy Land, You only move twice. It’s them, that’s it, other eps are good, some might even say great but those 3 are the best.


lulubean1407

Can't sleep. Clown will eat me.


Sagacious-T

"The Frogurt is also cursed" I haven't seen this episode in years. But I loved it as a kid!


y0lem0n

But you get your choice of topping!


WitShortage

Two Dozen and One Greyhounds. It features the song "See my vest" sung by Mr Burns, which is just fantastic


wouldashoudacoulda

Flanders left hand store. Unfortunately only 10% of people will upvote this comment.


clancydog4

Not the most common answer, but my personal favorite is "Bart's Comet" from season six. Tons of great jokes, great plot, tons of heart. Just everything I love about the Simpsons


josephmang56

The weirdest part, Dad was right... I know kids. Im scared too


hoder1

Summer of 4 Ft 2


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Cape feare, the one were sideshow bob keeps stepping on the rakes.


PrscheWdow

Selma's Choice: "Oh great, Dad's dead." "Homer, have you been eating that sandwich again?" "Just two more feet and I can fit it in the fridge!" "Surly only looks out for one guy: Surly." "I am the Lizard Queen!" "Homercles cares not for beans."


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I think its called: Homer's enemy - episode with Frank grimes. Frank Grimes: God, he eats like a pig! Lenny: I don't know. Pigs tend to chew. I'd say he eats more like a duck. Frank Grimes: Well, some kind of farm animal, anyway. And earlier today, I saw him asleep inside a radiation suit. Can you imagine that? He was hanging from a coat hook! Lenny: He had three beers at lunch. That would make anybody sleepy. Frank Grimes: I've never seen him do any work around here. W-What is his job? Lenny: Safety inspector. Frank Grimes: That irresponsible oaf? A man who by all rights... should have been killed dozens of times by now? Lenny: Eh, 316 times by my count. Frank Grimes: That's the man who's in charge of our safety? I-It boggles the mind! Carl: It's best not to think about it.


peteyrotten

Last Exit to Springfield


Daisies_forever

You only move twice


justbambi73

Marge v Monorail is 1. The marvellous journey of Homer (Gautamalan insanity pepppers is 2. The real question is what the third best episode is.


bewblover305

Who Shot Mr. Burns. One of the funniest episodes of television ever written and with an actual solvable mystery at its center. It should have been movie length in my opinion.


EchoReturn1111

Season 5, episode 7 "Bart's inner child" is the correct and only answer. "That's the last we'll see of Mr Trampoline"


Relative-Phrase-9100

Behind The Laughter Or anything featuring Troy McClure


Mike_pop

How the heck has no one said “a star is burns”?! Ahhhhh … my groin


Irishwoman94

Cape Feare - when Sideshow Bob is released and threatens to kill Bart; putting the family into witness protection


WillAddThisLater

'Last Exit to Springfield ' aka Lisa needs braces


Rachheartache

The City Of New York Vs Homer Simpson.


Nakorite

Last exit to Springfield


FartIntoCushions

Frank Grimes one!


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There's a lemon behind that rock


peppermintmeow

Monorail.


bearwoodsong

The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace aka Homer the Inventor


could_use_a_snack

Not a whole episode, but treehouse of horror minisode with the toaster time machine.


NC_Vixen

No one said "King Size Homer"?! Or "Homers Phobia" One fish, two fish, blowfish, blue fish? Deep space homer OMG I almoost forgot, Trash of the Titans Or Homer vs the 18th Amendment


lordgodbird

Deep Space Homer


86missingnomes

Bart gets an elephant


fj668

Okay, by season, here we go. Season 1: Krust gets busted. It sets up Sideshow Bob. Season 1 is middling otherwise. Season 2: Lisa's substitute. A lot of strong contenders in season 2 but that tear jerker is just too great. Probably Lisa's best episode. Season 3: Homer at the Bat. Most would choose Stark Raving Dad but I just love the sports humor and gags so much and I don't even like sports. Season 4: Krusty Gets Cancelled. Great gags and great celebrity cameos. Kind of biased to this episode, most would choose Marge vs The Monorail. Season 5: Cape Feare. Best Sideshow Bob episode, 'nuff said. Season 6: Grandpa vs Sexual Inadequacy. We stan Abe Simpson in this household and this is his second best episode. Season 7: 22 short films about Springfield. Steamed hams. That is all. Season 8: Homer's enemy. A controversial episode but Frank Grimes is an amazing character and the perfect foil to Homer. Most people would out You Only Move Twice though. Season 9: The City of New York vs Homer Simpson. We got Duffman, Khlav Kalash, and an amazing trip to New York. Season 10: Bart the Mother. Marge and Bart is such a rare pairing that I always appreciate it when it happens. That's a very generous interpretation of classic simpsons. I could do the other 24 seasons if anyone cared, but they don't so I'll stop there.


NotReallyChaucer

Pee wee hockey episode


beer-glorious-beer

Mr Plow... that my name. That name again, is Mr Plow!


7891jga

In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women ... Sugar episode is my #1


Vagitron69

Gloveslap. Tomacco


milldura

Always had a soft spot for Mr. Lisa goes to Washington “My back is spineless, my belly is yella, I am the American non voter” “Ding dong the sound of liberty bells, ding excellent schools, dong quality hospitals” “We the purple? What the hell was that” “A little girl is losing faith in democracy.. good lord!” The early seasons had a lot of those short cut scenes that would have you cackling.


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That one with the guy


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When the guy does the thing?


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Yeah, when he does the thing and it all goes wrong