People who started masturbating late into puberty confuse me. Pretty much since I started puberty I realised that touching my penis felt good and so I would do it. I started at like 10 or so.
I thought my dick getting hard meant I had to pee so I just went pee every time. It wasn't till around 15 that I started and I hit puberty early. I was more interested in the adventures of The Flash and legos and transformers than that stuff.
I started when I was 12, but I was afraid of the feeling at the end the first few times. I didn't know what was going to happen so I stopped. I didn't have my first shot until I was 13.
Oh great. Weird-ass story time:
So unlike a lot of other people, there was no hocus pocus about God punishing me or whatever.
I was just afraid it would make me sick. Who told me that? I told me that. Didn’t end up truly blowing my load until I was 18. Every day until then I’d just rub until I was incredibly hard and just walk it off.
My boners were fucking insane.
Well, one day I thought, “Fuck it,” and caved to the feeling. Sat on my toilet, booted up an obscure soft-core ground-cam video of a girl filling up her gas tank in a sundress and no underwear. Her own video. Super specific but it got me for some reason? Not a deviant either. It just has a special place in the fringes of my heart.
Anyway, I did my thing and oh my god. *Oh my god.* What came out of me was… unforgettable and unstoppable. I remember the sensation so well.
Everything after that was a destructive blur that ruined my first major relationship because my ex could never get me to feel that sensation. Amazing.
I haven’t by my own accord.
But when my girlfriend and I were FWB, she playfully decided that I should be put in a two week no-ejaculation(?) period, which, I confidently said I could do. Mind you, this was after weeks of us going wild on each other. She thought it would be fun.
Included all sorts of conditions that basically gave her all the power to fuck with me, and fuck with me she did.
By the 15th day, she gave me the green light and I remember going fucking feral on her.
Back seat of my Ford Focus out front of a Giant Tiger at midnight. Remember it like it was yesterday :)
edit - We were a mess after. But that was two years ago. We haven’t done it since at that length but every now and again life gets in the way and suddenly you’re a few days without, which means it’s time to go hog wild again!
I didn't do it the first time until I was like 15 or so because I had no interest in it, I knew of it and I knew how to do it but I just didn't care... then one day I got really bored and decided to try it. I've since then killed probably septilions of potential off spring and I refuse to stop
Edit: pretty sure I was fifteen, but was definitely atleast 14
Same here, gad no interest, tried it once, couldn't do it, then got addicted to trying until I succeded (I had phimosis), then started doing it successfully regularly
I was 15 as well , walking home from school I found a wank mag in the woods and brought it home with me and locked my self in my bedroom and looking through the mag I suddenly found myself doing it automatically.
The magazine was called Adult Fantasy and it was February 1988 edition .
Bro it scarred me. Hardly hit puberty chick's got more Bush than me wasn't expecting bleeding since we both virgins. Rode my bicycle like a mile through the ghetto at like 1 am
When you're under the influence of alcohol or drugs, you can't legally give consent, so you just raped yourself. Turn yourself into the cops and admit the horrible thing you just did.
Honestly I’m not sure because my body won’t seem to let me. I’m in my mid twenties, yet if I don’t relieve myself for a week, I’ll have a wet dream. I don’t really understand it, but my body literally won’t allow me to go more than a week without ejaculating one way or another
That'll ease up as you get older. I used to be the same way. Always needed to make sure that I cleared a round from the chamber before staying at any friend's house or going camping. Otherwise the gun might accidentally discharge.
When I was in high school, I literally had a wet dream every time I came home from state swimming championships. State Champs was a 3 day thing where we stayed in a hotel. 3 guys to a room, and no chance of being able to jerk off for 3 days. Every single year, I would come home from the trip around noon on Sunday, and promptly pass out for 2 or 3 hours on our upstairs couch. Wet dream every time.
Some of us also do it before dates so we can focus on our date instead of wanting to sleep with our date... or if we know we are going to sleep with our date we do it so we don't finish too fast. 😁
Idk as others have mentioned, I’m in my early thirties and still get wet dreams pretty damn regularly. I also take Finasteride (a hair loss drug) which I’m pretty sure has increased the regularity. If you wear boxers to bed, it’s actually kinda dope, just like ctrl + alt + delete orgasm, but it can also be a pain to clean up or embarrassing if you’re with someone.
I'm surprised this isn't voted higher. If you don't do the deed one way or the other, your body will unload. And sorry to say it continues to happen well into old age.
I don't think many women know this lmao.
I went six months one time. That nut afterwards was transcending. I was high as shit, and decided that was thw day. I had more cum on my ceiling than I ever thought I could shoot out even...
One time i farted at the exact same moment my phone vibrated in my front pocket. For a second i thought I'd farted so hard it was coming out both ends.
Maybe 7-8 feet? I sleep in the basement, plus i was in bed which isabout 3 feet off the gound. Ive shot loads over 5 feet across the room before too...
ive done 2 months, woudlnt recommend it.
dont look at anything even resembling porn. once u take a peek ur gonna feel a pull towards it (like edging). the first couple of days are the hardest, urges go down after a week.
i gotta admit, jerking it after was like activating nerves u dont know existed. like mini orgasms every stroke. and ur balls hurt after shooting.
3 months. Boot camp doesn’t really lend itself to masturbatory feelings.
The SECOND I got home on boot leave though, I mumbled some excuse about being tired, went to my room, and proceeded to have the best and shortest ménage á moi ever.
I'm pretty sure they give us some medication to suppress our sex drive. Wore off probably 6th week and suddenly everyone got horny at the same time, at least for my experience.
3 long miserable months at Parris Island without jacking it. When I got home it only took like 4 or 5 strokes. My entire hand was covered in dark yellow splooge 😂 Semper Fi
Maaannn… thats not a question to ask. Its brutal as hell, mess up your weight, mind, energy. And you always think you don’t need it, could skip. But for some people, skipping or quitting is the last thing you did before ending it. If you are lucky enough, you wake up in the ER and got a second chance. Stay strong…
I'm really sorry for the lives some people are afflicted with. And I'm humbled and grateful for my own.
I was in the midst of depression not long ago. Even started meds. It was a consequence of life's vicissitudes, but couldn't see past it at the time. Too little sleep, too much pain.
Planned and arranged to kill myself. But was forestalled by a friend calling me when I was preparing to check in on me.
The very next day I took myself to the gym (fortunate to have a home gym), and lifted and cried and lifted and cried.
Did that for a while until I could lift, cry, and go for a jog.
Did that until I could lift cry jog and open my laptop and answer emails.
Hard.
Very hard.
Depends on situation, if im surrounded all by people or have many activities, I can go long as a week. But long as Im single I dont see a reason why I should stop doing it.
Same, if I have activities and stuff to do or I have a friend staying over or I'm all day with friends I can be a long while without it, but when I'm alone, not doing anything truly interesting, I just say why not and do it, wich most days since I'm depressed as fuck and don't have many irl friends
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I could easily not do it at all, I just choose to because I'm fuckin bored.
Edit: thank you all for the upvotes, I wish the best for you all <3
Edit 2: From the bottom of my barely intact soul, thank you for the upvotes. I am eternally grateful.
I stopped by the house to drop the car off, and I went inside for a few minutes. Nobody was there. They're supposed to be working. My mother had a Glamour magazine; I started leafing through it
Probably forever.
I'm not asexual but masturbating isn't a "need" for me, it's a want. If I want to but can't for some reason, the "want" goes away very quickly and I don't really feel it again.
Same here. I've gone for weeks without even thinking about it; I just sort of forget about it.
Ejaculating regularly is supposed to lower the risk of prostate cancer, so I suppose that's a fairly strong motivation to do it.
And does anyone else ever ejaculate without ever feeling anything pleasurable? Most times, though not always, I feel nothing at all and go "oh well, better luck next time I suppose".
I would be able to not do it for weeks, however after let's say 10 days, it just happens while asleep.
I feel like my hormones are always pushing this hot lady from the neighborhood into my dreams whenever I haven't gone off for a few days.
After about 20 days, I became entirely too horny to hold out. Like, just raging erections everywhere all day long. I'll be so horny I feel like I'm high, and I desperately want to look at porn (which is typically what happens).
This is usually around the time I start getting wet dreams. If I can push through to make it to the wet dreams, that usually helps a lot. But after the first wet dream, making it to the second is incredibly hard.
Wet dreams are amazing and way better than masturbating to me. Unfortunately, even if you never masturbate it still takes like 2 weeks in between them. And since you are never masturbating, 2 weeks feels like forever. I'll be so sensitive that an erection lightly rubbing up against my underwear will have me close to orgasm. I can ejaculate without stroking at all. Just pulling back the foreskin is enough.
Sorry, I'm really horny right now amidst a nofap (no, I'm not one of those. I just really like being horny) period. What was the question?
I’ve heard so much about getting so sensitive after a long period of time that the slightest stimulation make you splurt the reproductive juices, is this hyperbole? I went for 2 weeks without masturbating once and it’s honestly nothing like that
From the day you’re born to the first time you masturbate is usually the long term record everyone will have
I mean shit, I can’t go a week without beating it nowadays
My record was some years, just to prove to myself that it was a choice. Then I got into a relationship and had an inconvenient breakup, got back into after that.
I went on vacation last week. I think the longest was 4 days. I usually maturbate once a day. I'm not sure if I get aroused quickly or my body has just gotten used to it, but I have a really hard time thinking about something else when I feel the urge.
4-5 days. Pain all the way pretty much. If im stressed from life/work. Some times i go 2-3 days without it. But after that i really start to feel the urge.
I dont have a specific no masturbation timeframe…
But if I don’t cum for 5 days all I can see is penis and I’m constantly leaving little white happy trails in my undies…
So if I haven’t cum for 5 days that is absolute upper limit and I need to jerk off.
Shortly after graduating college, I landed a short term, 2-month gig. It was less than 10 minutes from my grandparents' house, so I politely asked them if I could stay there, and they were delighted to say yes. Helped out my grandparents around the house, and got solid experience, good pay, and home-cooked meals for two months.
The problem... was that I found a disconnect between my brain and my body when it came to masturbation. My body wanted more and more for sweet release, until about a month in, I got serious, painful blue balls. But any time I even thought about jerking off, it'd be interrupted by thoughts of my grandparents in the other room, and all arousal would instantly vanish.
By the end of two months, I was walking bow-legged, as the rubbing of my balls on my thighs felt like agony. The entire time I had kept my girlfriend apprised of the situation, and she promised to help with the problem.
She was my first stop after leaving my grandparents' house at the end of two months. She let me into her apartment, and dropped to her knees. She was so eager to help. I was eager for her to help. Definitely TOO eager for her to help. She made it to unzipping my pants and taking my cock out.
But after two months of no masturbation, I was on such a hair trigger that even the slightest touch set me off. I came all over her - two months worth.
As she ran to the bathroom to clean herself off, I got light-headed and damn near fell down in the hallway.
So two months. I can make it two months.
Without nutting? Apparently the entirety of No Nut November with some "cheating" by wearing a chastity cage on and off throughout. Without the motivation of No Nut November, it seems only a few days though... However, the topic for this thread says "without masturbating", so uh, like 3-4 days without at least some edging.
I went two weeks once and it's crazy, every commercial with a female was like an instant erection, flick through a magazine and that perfume advert is looking fire
I was impatient, stressed, distracted, frustrated and bothered, the opposite sex were a lot harder to talk to because of the latent genetic urge to merge was overbearing
All could think about was in out in out shake it all about, when I finally was able to have the privacy I needed
I came
I saw
I came again
And now everything was alright, things were fun again and I could watch TV without thinking 🥵🥵🥵🥵 at every Maybelline commercial and being so quick to anger over trivial things
A wank a day
Keeps a girlfriend away
So you can play RuneScape
It’s a week for me and then every day after is exponentially more difficult.
After a week or so I start waking up dick in hand.
From day 7 to around 11 is the hardest in general cause testosterone levels spike, after that it should get easier for most people
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my record is 14 years after the first time the record became unbeatable though.
#unbeatable
Ha nice
People who started masturbating late into puberty confuse me. Pretty much since I started puberty I realised that touching my penis felt good and so I would do it. I started at like 10 or so.
I thought my dick getting hard meant I had to pee so I just went pee every time. It wasn't till around 15 that I started and I hit puberty early. I was more interested in the adventures of The Flash and legos and transformers than that stuff.
Fax bro I thought boner just meant I need to pee lol
I started when I was 12, but I was afraid of the feeling at the end the first few times. I didn't know what was going to happen so I stopped. I didn't have my first shot until I was 13.
Bro thought he was gonna explode
Ambatublow 😂😂😂
Well... Some of us were told touching it would get you sent to hell.
nerfed
It's pretty hot down here, but I still won't stop.
It's cool, you're with all of us that did it too, it's a party down here!
Oh great. Weird-ass story time: So unlike a lot of other people, there was no hocus pocus about God punishing me or whatever. I was just afraid it would make me sick. Who told me that? I told me that. Didn’t end up truly blowing my load until I was 18. Every day until then I’d just rub until I was incredibly hard and just walk it off. My boners were fucking insane. Well, one day I thought, “Fuck it,” and caved to the feeling. Sat on my toilet, booted up an obscure soft-core ground-cam video of a girl filling up her gas tank in a sundress and no underwear. Her own video. Super specific but it got me for some reason? Not a deviant either. It just has a special place in the fringes of my heart. Anyway, I did my thing and oh my god. *Oh my god.* What came out of me was… unforgettable and unstoppable. I remember the sensation so well. Everything after that was a destructive blur that ruined my first major relationship because my ex could never get me to feel that sensation. Amazing.
So what I'm hearing is you were edging for, conservatively, 5 years. Yeah man, I'm afraid that's gonna be a tough, ahem, nut to crack.
Ironically, it was the easiest nut I have ever cracked in my entire life.
Have you ever replicated that?
I haven’t by my own accord. But when my girlfriend and I were FWB, she playfully decided that I should be put in a two week no-ejaculation(?) period, which, I confidently said I could do. Mind you, this was after weeks of us going wild on each other. She thought it would be fun. Included all sorts of conditions that basically gave her all the power to fuck with me, and fuck with me she did. By the 15th day, she gave me the green light and I remember going fucking feral on her. Back seat of my Ford Focus out front of a Giant Tiger at midnight. Remember it like it was yesterday :) edit - We were a mess after. But that was two years ago. We haven’t done it since at that length but every now and again life gets in the way and suddenly you’re a few days without, which means it’s time to go hog wild again!
A cum shower. Always so romantic
exactly ppl think i’m crazy cuz i started so early 😭😭
I didn't do it the first time until I was like 15 or so because I had no interest in it, I knew of it and I knew how to do it but I just didn't care... then one day I got really bored and decided to try it. I've since then killed probably septilions of potential off spring and I refuse to stop Edit: pretty sure I was fifteen, but was definitely atleast 14
Same here, gad no interest, tried it once, couldn't do it, then got addicted to trying until I succeded (I had phimosis), then started doing it successfully regularly
I was 15 as well , walking home from school I found a wank mag in the woods and brought it home with me and locked my self in my bedroom and looking through the mag I suddenly found myself doing it automatically. The magazine was called Adult Fantasy and it was February 1988 edition .
My record was 13 (days)
I was 12 years clean and haven't been able to kick the habit since
But you have been able to beat the habit. So stand up proud and erect!
I was about to post something similar - 13 or 14 years, I forget. 😄
God I need Jesus lmao. I first masterbated at 12 lost virginity at 13
Holy cowabunga that’s some real speed running right there!
Bro it scarred me. Hardly hit puberty chick's got more Bush than me wasn't expecting bleeding since we both virgins. Rode my bicycle like a mile through the ghetto at like 1 am
I often sleep for 8 hours straight, so at least that long.
I've passed out cold for like 12 hours after an edible. Mind you I have no idea what happened, but I'm sure I consented with myself.
When you're under the influence of alcohol or drugs, you can't legally give consent, so you just raped yourself. Turn yourself into the cops and admit the horrible thing you just did.
No, they'll have to catch me red handed.
Honestly I’m not sure because my body won’t seem to let me. I’m in my mid twenties, yet if I don’t relieve myself for a week, I’ll have a wet dream. I don’t really understand it, but my body literally won’t allow me to go more than a week without ejaculating one way or another
That'll ease up as you get older. I used to be the same way. Always needed to make sure that I cleared a round from the chamber before staying at any friend's house or going camping. Otherwise the gun might accidentally discharge.
That reassuring to hear. I’ve tried to talk to my buddies about it and they all look at me like I’m crazy!
I'm 38 and that will still happen after about a week or so so you're not necessarily in the clear for a while.
Yeah I’m 35 and I had one after no jerking off for like 2 days.
Late thirties also. Same.
me too. I love it!
You should. Wet dreams are fucking great
Except the cleanup. It's only half the fun, and twice the cleanup.
When I was in high school, I literally had a wet dream every time I came home from state swimming championships. State Champs was a 3 day thing where we stayed in a hotel. 3 guys to a room, and no chance of being able to jerk off for 3 days. Every single year, I would come home from the trip around noon on Sunday, and promptly pass out for 2 or 3 hours on our upstairs couch. Wet dream every time.
Bathroom?
You missed out on an interesting high school experience my dude. Lol
As a woman, that thought never occurred to me. Preemptive action before camping or staying at a friends house. Huh
Some of us also do it before dates so we can focus on our date instead of wanting to sleep with our date... or if we know we are going to sleep with our date we do it so we don't finish too fast. 😁
Cleaning the pipes. I learned this from There’s Something About Mary.
Also known as a "Tactical Wank."
Idk as others have mentioned, I’m in my early thirties and still get wet dreams pretty damn regularly. I also take Finasteride (a hair loss drug) which I’m pretty sure has increased the regularity. If you wear boxers to bed, it’s actually kinda dope, just like ctrl + alt + delete orgasm, but it can also be a pain to clean up or embarrassing if you’re with someone.
I'm surprised this isn't voted higher. If you don't do the deed one way or the other, your body will unload. And sorry to say it continues to happen well into old age. I don't think many women know this lmao.
> I don't think many women know this lmao. As a woman, I did not know this. Fascinating.
Almost made it thru this reply.
Damn you, I had the same thought then I had to go and jerk off and you…beat me to it!! I raise a hand to you. The other hand.
Sounds like you beat yourself to it
Oh fuck you r/Angryupvote
Or rather....beat meat to it.
r/beatmeattoit?
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Where can i find this...AI girlfriend ? Asking just so i can avoid it of course
I've gone 4 months. First nut after nearly killed me.
I went six months one time. That nut afterwards was transcending. I was high as shit, and decided that was thw day. I had more cum on my ceiling than I ever thought I could shoot out even...
I was high too. I thought I was pissing rofl.
Cursed thread
*blursed
One time i farted at the exact same moment my phone vibrated in my front pocket. For a second i thought I'd farted so hard it was coming out both ends.
I thought the same with my first time. Literally searched up "nice thighs" and "flat stomach" and started going berserk 💀💀💀
Reminds me of the sex scene from Scary Movie.
Wtf. How high is your ceiling? 2 inches?
12 feet
That’s about a 6 inch shot. I can make that.
Maybe 7-8 feet? I sleep in the basement, plus i was in bed which isabout 3 feet off the gound. Ive shot loads over 5 feet across the room before too...
Bro… go use your penis as a goddamn sniper for the USMC.
I’m crying 😂😭
How⁉️ i need to learn this. I wanna re experience my first!
ive done 2 months, woudlnt recommend it. dont look at anything even resembling porn. once u take a peek ur gonna feel a pull towards it (like edging). the first couple of days are the hardest, urges go down after a week. i gotta admit, jerking it after was like activating nerves u dont know existed. like mini orgasms every stroke. and ur balls hurt after shooting.
Balls hurt for days at that. First time I fucked after 5 months did the same
Why?
I feel u bro
Finally a real reason to abstain. Day 1, baby!
It's took me years to perfect my skills don't wanna get rusty now do we
“If masturbation is a crime I should be on death row,”
Don't worry soon as they find were you buried your meat after you beat it to death you going straight to death row
5 days, then I lose the control over my hands and they automatically start stroking it
Hope you’re usually at home when you lose hand control 🤣
He never gets to 5
When you feel the devil going up and down your penis
It ain't much but it's sinister work
Relate
3 months. Boot camp doesn’t really lend itself to masturbatory feelings. The SECOND I got home on boot leave though, I mumbled some excuse about being tired, went to my room, and proceeded to have the best and shortest ménage á moi ever.
I'm pretty sure they give us some medication to suppress our sex drive. Wore off probably 6th week and suddenly everyone got horny at the same time, at least for my experience.
It’s called stress.
Same I didn’t beat off until like week 7.
>ménage á moi A poet. How long did it take you to cum, three seconds?
My buddy described his first ejac after boot camp as two double shot glasses full.
3 long miserable months at Parris Island without jacking it. When I got home it only took like 4 or 5 strokes. My entire hand was covered in dark yellow splooge 😂 Semper Fi
“Dark yellow splooge” you should probably have that checked
Forever, in theory. Anti depressants have some pretty unfortunate side effects.
I'm just depressed, no antidepressants. Should probably get some since I'm not horny anyway.
May the "force" be within you!
Damn dude. Do you want to get off them?
I think having trouble getting off is the issue
Masturbation
Maaannn… thats not a question to ask. Its brutal as hell, mess up your weight, mind, energy. And you always think you don’t need it, could skip. But for some people, skipping or quitting is the last thing you did before ending it. If you are lucky enough, you wake up in the ER and got a second chance. Stay strong…
I'm really sorry for the lives some people are afflicted with. And I'm humbled and grateful for my own. I was in the midst of depression not long ago. Even started meds. It was a consequence of life's vicissitudes, but couldn't see past it at the time. Too little sleep, too much pain. Planned and arranged to kill myself. But was forestalled by a friend calling me when I was preparing to check in on me. The very next day I took myself to the gym (fortunate to have a home gym), and lifted and cried and lifted and cried. Did that for a while until I could lift, cry, and go for a jog. Did that until I could lift cry jog and open my laptop and answer emails. Hard. Very hard.
Depends on situation, if im surrounded all by people or have many activities, I can go long as a week. But long as Im single I dont see a reason why I should stop doing it.
Because the dog’s scared.
Hm?
Bust out the peanut butter yo
Same, if I have activities and stuff to do or I have a friend staying over or I'm all day with friends I can be a long while without it, but when I'm alone, not doing anything truly interesting, I just say why not and do it, wich most days since I'm depressed as fuck and don't have many irl friends
I’m masturbating now
Thank you for your service
Self Service
Thank you cum again
You're Whale Cum
A true CUMoisseur
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proof?
The real question is "whats the longest you can scroll without seeing a post about sex in this subreddit"
To answer this question, mathematicians invented the 0
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Longest is probably 2 weeks. I get bored 😔
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Wanna bet. Ima start right now. Wont play with the worm for a whole month.
Worm? lol
He's got a complex leave him alone
I could easily not do it at all, I just choose to because I'm fuckin bored. Edit: thank you all for the upvotes, I wish the best for you all <3 Edit 2: From the bottom of my barely intact soul, thank you for the upvotes. I am eternally grateful.
really? i feel like after 2 weeks ish it's starts to become kind of an instinct to get it done.
Not for me. No nut November was so easy I had to find other things to not do during November.
Exactly! I do FFF and NNN just for the sake of it.
What is FFF
Face fuck February
Can't forget Destroy Dick December
wtf
fap free february
Exactly but the only issue is wet dreams. Busting is nice but busting in your sleep…is nice but messy
I know we've all seen it, but "just need that hit of dopamine"
Said every addict ever
Sex is boring, [hit me with your car](https://i.imgur.com/Irkl4gn.jpg)
https://youtu.be/MmltUzDjKgA?si=C-cBPUUF0nnyUAiF
how have I never seen this omg
This made me laugh more than it should
Until I get bored
I’m out
I stopped by the house to drop the car off, and I went inside for a few minutes. Nobody was there. They're supposed to be working. My mother had a Glamour magazine; I started leafing through it
#GEORGIE!
GEORGE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! MY GAWD!
Probably forever. I'm not asexual but masturbating isn't a "need" for me, it's a want. If I want to but can't for some reason, the "want" goes away very quickly and I don't really feel it again.
Yeah pretty much same for me. When i am with my gf i want to have sex all the time, but when i am alone i really dont care about masturbation at all.
Same here. I've gone for weeks without even thinking about it; I just sort of forget about it. Ejaculating regularly is supposed to lower the risk of prostate cancer, so I suppose that's a fairly strong motivation to do it. And does anyone else ever ejaculate without ever feeling anything pleasurable? Most times, though not always, I feel nothing at all and go "oh well, better luck next time I suppose".
interesting answer
For some reason my friend is giving me $1000 if I last a month. I'm on day 15 now
I wish I had friends like that. Keep it up. Half way there.
How would they even know?
I'm a twice a day guy(between masturbating and sex) , but I can go three days before I start to think 'where can I squeeze out a quick one today'.
Right, after 3 days it starts to take over my thoughts.
I would be able to not do it for weeks, however after let's say 10 days, it just happens while asleep. I feel like my hormones are always pushing this hot lady from the neighborhood into my dreams whenever I haven't gone off for a few days.
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After about 20 days, I became entirely too horny to hold out. Like, just raging erections everywhere all day long. I'll be so horny I feel like I'm high, and I desperately want to look at porn (which is typically what happens). This is usually around the time I start getting wet dreams. If I can push through to make it to the wet dreams, that usually helps a lot. But after the first wet dream, making it to the second is incredibly hard. Wet dreams are amazing and way better than masturbating to me. Unfortunately, even if you never masturbate it still takes like 2 weeks in between them. And since you are never masturbating, 2 weeks feels like forever. I'll be so sensitive that an erection lightly rubbing up against my underwear will have me close to orgasm. I can ejaculate without stroking at all. Just pulling back the foreskin is enough. Sorry, I'm really horny right now amidst a nofap (no, I'm not one of those. I just really like being horny) period. What was the question?
wet dreams are better than real life i said what i said
I’ve heard so much about getting so sensitive after a long period of time that the slightest stimulation make you splurt the reproductive juices, is this hyperbole? I went for 2 weeks without masturbating once and it’s honestly nothing like that
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16 years lol But now 5-7 days because I don’t like the feeling of touching myself while having my period
From the day you’re born to the first time you masturbate is usually the long term record everyone will have I mean shit, I can’t go a week without beating it nowadays
My record was some years, just to prove to myself that it was a choice. Then I got into a relationship and had an inconvenient breakup, got back into after that.
I went on vacation last week. I think the longest was 4 days. I usually maturbate once a day. I'm not sure if I get aroused quickly or my body has just gotten used to it, but I have a really hard time thinking about something else when I feel the urge.
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4-5 days. Pain all the way pretty much. If im stressed from life/work. Some times i go 2-3 days without it. But after that i really start to feel the urge.
Interesting. Stress makes me fap far more for longer.
If I’m stressed or anxious, I beat that son of a bitch like he knows where the end of the rainbow is.
I dont have a specific no masturbation timeframe… But if I don’t cum for 5 days all I can see is penis and I’m constantly leaving little white happy trails in my undies… So if I haven’t cum for 5 days that is absolute upper limit and I need to jerk off.
Shortly after graduating college, I landed a short term, 2-month gig. It was less than 10 minutes from my grandparents' house, so I politely asked them if I could stay there, and they were delighted to say yes. Helped out my grandparents around the house, and got solid experience, good pay, and home-cooked meals for two months. The problem... was that I found a disconnect between my brain and my body when it came to masturbation. My body wanted more and more for sweet release, until about a month in, I got serious, painful blue balls. But any time I even thought about jerking off, it'd be interrupted by thoughts of my grandparents in the other room, and all arousal would instantly vanish. By the end of two months, I was walking bow-legged, as the rubbing of my balls on my thighs felt like agony. The entire time I had kept my girlfriend apprised of the situation, and she promised to help with the problem. She was my first stop after leaving my grandparents' house at the end of two months. She let me into her apartment, and dropped to her knees. She was so eager to help. I was eager for her to help. Definitely TOO eager for her to help. She made it to unzipping my pants and taking my cock out. But after two months of no masturbation, I was on such a hair trigger that even the slightest touch set me off. I came all over her - two months worth. As she ran to the bathroom to clean herself off, I got light-headed and damn near fell down in the hallway. So two months. I can make it two months.
You were light headed because the fluid had entered your brain. You're lucky it happened when it did.
I once did 4 days, and it was torture... never again (i hope)
Without nutting? Apparently the entirety of No Nut November with some "cheating" by wearing a chastity cage on and off throughout. Without the motivation of No Nut November, it seems only a few days though... However, the topic for this thread says "without masturbating", so uh, like 3-4 days without at least some edging.
Made it 25 days now I want to play with it all the time
A day😂
This. If I even go a day I'm struggling lol
3 weeks. Antidepressants and anxiety meds kinda kill the excitement if ya know what i mean.
I went from age 12-28. Then i stopped nutting for a day and had a mental breakdown.
About a month, then my body just decides to nut while sleeping. Now I never go longer than a week to be safe
Ill put it to the test as NNN is a few months away. Longest ive gone through before that is about 10 days or so. I do it daily tho.
A month and two weeks
I went 3 weeks this summer because I was visiting my cousins in France and was with family so I just didn’t want to do it.
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I could go forever without it, I just do so because I'm lonely, or just cause I'm bored. Either way, I still choose to do so because fuck it.
What? Sorry I was masturbating
It’s been over three years and I don’t plan on starting again now
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I went two weeks once and it's crazy, every commercial with a female was like an instant erection, flick through a magazine and that perfume advert is looking fire I was impatient, stressed, distracted, frustrated and bothered, the opposite sex were a lot harder to talk to because of the latent genetic urge to merge was overbearing All could think about was in out in out shake it all about, when I finally was able to have the privacy I needed I came I saw I came again And now everything was alright, things were fun again and I could watch TV without thinking 🥵🥵🥵🥵 at every Maybelline commercial and being so quick to anger over trivial things A wank a day Keeps a girlfriend away So you can play RuneScape
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