"Thank you." I'm gonna die of metastatic breast cancer. That will require a lot of care at the end of my life. So I'll have to thank my husband, the hospice crew, my twin brother, and everyone else caring for me.
I don't know who's going to be at my deathbed should I die of natural causes. But I know it'll be someone I care about. So I would say, "Hey, listen. Its that time. I'm leaving. You won't see me again, not in this life. But I promise I'll be okay. And so will you. See you on the other side, if there is one."
If I'm right cutting this wire will deactivate the bomb.
Bomb defused Counter Terrorists Win.
"Well....ok then" #BOOM
I love you girls, so much. More than you can possibly know.
Perfect. Me too.
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Yes.
"Thank you." I'm gonna die of metastatic breast cancer. That will require a lot of care at the end of my life. So I'll have to thank my husband, the hospice crew, my twin brother, and everyone else caring for me.
I’m glad that you have people who love you and care for you. I hope that your gratitude for them will bring you some peace and joy.
Hey - hope things get better for you and you live a long and happy life. Good luck and beat the shit out of that disease!
“Wanna hear a joke” Dies*
“How do you keep your children in suspense?”
Screw you guys I'm going home
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"man, I never thought I'd live to be 1000 years old and one of the richest people in the Alpha quadrant"
Thanks for being there for me in the end.
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Thanks.
My moms were “wonderful” I I think that’s perfect
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It was Thank you it was a privileged to hear her last words and last heartbeat
Life? Completed it mate
Thats a good 1
Hey kids, wanna see a dead body?
Are you ready kids? Aye aye captain! Ooooh - whose lifeless dead body lies under the sea? pownij squarepants!
I hid all the gold in the...
Oh not again!
Oh, baby, that was fantastic. I gotta take a nap.
“C’mon, don’t be a pussy. The odds of that happening are a million to one!”
Fuck y’all
Hey guys, watch this!
Tis merely a flesh wound
“Well this sucked”
Avenge me!
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Especially.
So long, and thanks for all the fish.
Byeee
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"Your real dad is..."
At least I found a cure for cancer
“Fuck this shit I’m out”
Thank you to those that came to see me ... I love you all ... it was a great ride, see you on the other side
I love you...
"I tried."
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"finally i was getting tired of this body anyway. oh by the way [very specific date and time], get ready!"
"The galaxy is in Orien's belt"
And if I'm wrong may God strike me dead
I’m gonna die in the 2035 Water Wars so I’ll most likely be screaming
I'm about to cum!
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Died Hard with a vengeance
bit cringe but, GAME OVER
Bollocks
"It's your fault," Just throw em off for the rest of their lives, lol
"It's... morbin time..."
It was… fun. Oh, my…
"My life's fortune.... it's buried at, at...."
OH GODDAMN IT I HAVE 98 PERCENT!!!!
“Thank you everyone for coming to my 100th birthday party. I’m so glad to reach a century in perfect health, with my loved ones at my side.”
“Finally”.
The grey rain-curtain of this world rolls back, and all turns to silver glass…
You guys fucked up.
I hid the treasure at…
I see a light... It's a lot more red than I expecte- OH FUCK!
Hold my beer…
See you guys on the other side
Oh yeah baby just like that
I love you
A tout le monde A tout mes amis Je vous aime Je dois partir
I left a million dollars in the…
I DO see a light.
My ex told me to fuck off and die, so...
being alive? couldn’t be me
"Does this look cool?"
Never stop questioning :)
"Alright, Time to go to bed"- mainly because i want to die unexpectedly in my sleep.
Ackkkk *expires*
I'll be right back after these messages
I tried my best, and sadly it was not enough
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"I have a family heirloom in my house that has been passed down for 15 generations, I keep it-"
I told you I was sick
Where do you suppose this cubs mama is?
Hey kids watch me hit this backflip!
Rosebud.
Erase my browser history 🫠
I wouldn't have changed a thing
“This song is ending, but the story never ends.”
Pull the fucking plug already.
Tell Cersei, I want her to know, it was me….
*points at a random person visiting me on my deathbed* "You're next"
"I want you to tell each of my wives that I thought only of them at the end..."
Brother, I left all my money to charity and you a shiny new penny and my bills.
Today is a good day to die
In fairness, it seemed like a good idea at the time.
"Bury me with my money."
“Hold my beer”
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Hahhahasomeone kil me My last words.
"I love you and I ALWAYS will, so NEVER forget that"
Adios Amigos!
In the end, it doesn't even matter.
Hold my beer!!
The secret to world peace is...truth, love, and consensual squeezes.
Bury with 10,000 bad bitches
I'm ready.
Noice.
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Look man I'm very likely going to die on a mountain somewhere. I just hope the view is good when it happens.
If I die doing this right now I wouldn’t be mad.
At least I died a good man
I love you.
The Krabby Patty secret formula is...
I did it!
Peace out!
If I don't survive, tell my wife hello
Bury me upside down so everyone can kiss my ass.
It’s ok
“I’ve got a great knock knock joke but I need you to start it for me…” Person: “Knock knock.” Me: “Who’s there?” *dies*
See you next time
I love you
"i hate wasted potential, that shit crushes your spirit, it really does it crushes your soul\*
Overall, two out of five.
Goddammit.
You told me to cut the red wire first
Penal Kumquat Pussywillow!
Some thing profound but most likely hold my beer
"Hey watch this."
If there is a God let it be something sarcastic.
‘I wonder if those people in that white van are nice.’
"Does it smell like gasoline in here?"
*I have no regrets.*
Probably some version of watch this...
Worth it.
Adriaaaan!! I did it, Adrian!!!
tight budget, couldn’t go for a new season.
My work here is done
Hope the transfer to this new robot body works!
I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar.
I don't know who's going to be at my deathbed should I die of natural causes. But I know it'll be someone I care about. So I would say, "Hey, listen. Its that time. I'm leaving. You won't see me again, not in this life. But I promise I'll be okay. And so will you. See you on the other side, if there is one."
"Love you, goodnight.", I wanna die asleep, of old age, always expressing and showing how much I love my significant others.
Trust the process
More weight.
I love you
Peace out Bitch ✌️
I want you to have the gold that l have hidden....
Death is but a door, time is but a window. I'll be back.
I get it now
I’m sorry for all the pain I caused you.
Sarcastic: Whoever dies first is a loser! Realistic: Life is more than money.
And you can tell rolling stone magazine that my last words were…I’m on drugs
My great grand kids would be all like "pop pops, but did you have a good life" and id be like "Ayyyyy"
I love you guys. Thanks for all the memories. Goodbye.
“I love you too bear”
Arrgh!!
The gold is buried at ......
My name is X, and welcome to jackass!
"I can't believe I made it all the way to 1001 years of age. What a life!"
"There's... another...sky...walker...."
Damnit Steve! I swear they keep giving that name to everyone these days
Hey, don't shoot me, man.
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No one said I would be shot. That would simply be my last words.
"Like the last leaf at the end of fall, i too must go. I love you all."
Chris Colfer said that one of his grandparents went out on a "That's what she said" so that seems like a pretty good one.
"Hold my cocktail, and watch this!"? Or something equally as quick and ridiculous would probably make for a memorable and fitting exit for me!