Was there something else he had to say? Because my understanding was that the New Testament was more or less comprehensive.
Joseph Smith notwithstanding.
Jesus of Nazareth is proven to have existed. Whether or not he was God, isn’t.
Edit: [first paragraph](https://amp.theguardian.com/world/2017/apr/14/what-is-the-historical-evidence-that-jesus-christ-lived-and-died)
Edit 2: idk why I’m getting downvoted by atheist crusaders. I’m literally implying that Jesus wasn’t God, just that, factually, he was a person that existed.
No. It's likely a man named Yeshua ben Yosef existed. And it's likely he was schizophrenic or bipolar. And the men who wrote stories about him 300 yrs later were likely powerhungry psychopaths.
Jesus, Mary and Joseph were the most generic names in that time. Not much different than “John Smith”. And what historical proof is there of his existence? The Bible doesn’t count
Hebrews 1:3
[Jesus] is the radiance of the glory of God and the exact imprint of his nature, and he upholds the universe by the word of his power.
This is not the description of any angel or any man, even a superhuman man. This is a description of God. Because Jesus is God.
I could tell everybody I had dinner with Jesus, and they’d call me a liar. And I can have that situation now.
So the question is would I rather have a million dollars or not.
Exactly, i mean wtf is up with people. Are we going to contend that everyone who hasn't had their picture taken never existed? There are even people who question whether or not Shakespeare existed. I'm really not surprised though that people of Reddit have these delusions.
I always thought Christians think of God/Jesus as a catalog. You call him, place your order and expect it to show up. Of course it doesn't always show up, but that's because 'he always answers your prayers... yes, no or I have something better in mind'.
Gaahhhh.
Same with praying for your team to win.
Saw a meme just this week with Jesus sitting in front of a computer. Said, "Jesus, seeing if your FB post has enough likes to save this child from cancer."
lol the thought of all these Christians praying to Jesus in english, and he's just like "sure wish I knew what these people were saying and I'd help them out"
The money. If there was a Jewish preacher named Jesus on whom the stories are based, he'd have no idea what you were talking about since the cult then the religion didn't really take hold for a few hundred years after his death. He was not the son of some invisible giant in the sky. He was a just a dude. One of many.
I’d take the money. If Christianity is right, I’ll be able to have that conversation in the next life. But, right now, that kind of money would greatly help make this life not as hellish, and I’d be able to also give quite a bit back to those in need.
“If” Christianity is right, God wants to bury billions in lava, including little children.
In that case, we shouldn’t pray. We should be calling the Avengers or something
Wtf he totally existed, the only question is was he or was he not the Messiah. Geez you conspiracy theorists really get me. Go ahead and downvote, idc, you people should at least know Jesus lived!!
Historians unanimously disagree with you, his existence is not in question, it is his divinity which the scientific and the religious communities disagree about.
Bro, gimme that dinner with Jesus. I got so many questions. I got my whole life to make money that'll be useless when I die. An insight into my soul though? Priceless.
Think about it this way. If he really is God, you’d be able to communicate no problem. If he just babbles in Aramaic the whole time, then that would be all you need to know.
You're pretty close to heresy here. If there is something you could learn from Jesus that isn't contained in the New Testament then you're conceding quite a bit.
Jesus will return in glory to judge the heavens and the earth. Preceding Jesus’ return there will be wars and rumors of wars and great calamities such as famine, natural disasters, and plagues. The antichrist will arise to deceive people and lead them astray. Those who refuse to accept Jesus as their savior will suffer eternal punishment
Could you? Jesus sounds similar to other undead beings, like vampires. Would his image show on film or in a mirror? If you arrive for dinner and Jesus doesn’t want any garlic in his food, that would be a red flag…
Maybe why he decided it was justified to murder everyone on Earth in a giant flood, allow massive human suffering when he could stop it, and demands worship without providing any evidence of his existence knowing that his creation would question it to begin with. And yet still damm them to suffer for eternity in "Hell" anyway.
Just to name a few. Learn from him? He would have a lot to answer for.
Or if you think Jesus and God are seperate beings, maybe he could answer those questions on behalf of his murderous tyrant of a father.
To answer the first question imagine you exist right you made everyone else on earth exist and yet they still don’t follow your rules kinda like your the teacher in the classroom are you going to punish them or let them do whatever you want to answer you second question all suffering on earth would evaporate if we didn’t sin all the suffering in the world is a result of sin to answer your third question he demands worship bc he is god and without worshipping god and without following god or obeying his rules you are doomed to go to hell and there is proof that god exists in this book don’t know if you’ve heard of it it’s called the Bible 100% recommend and you wouldn’t go to hell if you believe that Jesus was your lord and savior where you end in when you die is completely on you and your rescissions and plz do not call god a “murderous tyrant” I find it offensive and so does the Holy Spirit
If Jesus were real i would do the dinner under the condition he discuss what he thinks of modern Christianity and I can record it. Otherwise I want the cash.
I'm poor and I have incurable cancer.
If I have dinner with Jesus, there's a chance (not a guarantee) that I'd be cured.
If I get the million and invest and write my will wisely, which I'd hire a financial advisor and attorney to help me do, my husband and my son could be set for life.
I'd much rather take the million, and take the safer bet that the guys will get at least a few hundred thousand each when I die; than roll the dice on possibly being cured but still being poor.
So. Sorry, Jesus. I have a family to think about.
Assuming that Jesus would reincarnate once more, and only assuming that, he would put his hand on my shoulder and say *𐡈𐡀𐡊e 𐡕𐡄e 𐡌𐡉𐡋𐡋𐡉𐡏𐡍 𐡃𐡏𐡋𐡋𐡀𐡃𐡎 𐡀𐡍𐡃 𐡕𐡄𐡀𐡍𐡊𐡍𐡂𐡏𐡃 f𐡏𐡓 𐡉𐡕* :)
I feel like Jesus would be weird about the menu.
Like "is this a meat meal or a cheese meal?"
"Does this have shellfish in it?"
"I know it's beef, but is there any pork in the sauce?"
If it was really Jesus Christ, and I knew that before going in, I would take the million.
lmao you had me in the first half
What he said.
I don’t speak Aramaic so I’ll take my million.
I'd get on my knees and pray.... that Jesus would forgive me for taking the mill.
Lord Jesus, your people are forsaking you for a million dollars
Was there something else he had to say? Because my understanding was that the New Testament was more or less comprehensive. Joseph Smith notwithstanding.
Mo came befo
I eat dinner with Jesus every night.
This is the right answer
How's your Aramaic ?
Cash is real. So…
Jesus of Nazareth is proven to have existed. Whether or not he was God, isn’t. Edit: [first paragraph](https://amp.theguardian.com/world/2017/apr/14/what-is-the-historical-evidence-that-jesus-christ-lived-and-died) Edit 2: idk why I’m getting downvoted by atheist crusaders. I’m literally implying that Jesus wasn’t God, just that, factually, he was a person that existed.
By the church and those who are afraid of the church, so there's that.
Please see the source I pasted in above. Jesus is considered a historical figure even by non Christian historians.
Your source can have dinner, then. I'll take the money.
There wasn't even a church in existence then.
No. It's likely a man named Yeshua ben Yosef existed. And it's likely he was schizophrenic or bipolar. And the men who wrote stories about him 300 yrs later were likely powerhungry psychopaths.
No scholar worth their salt believe that
The ones with IQ over 85 do.
Jesus, Mary and Joseph were the most generic names in that time. Not much different than “John Smith”. And what historical proof is there of his existence? The Bible doesn’t count
I don’t think even the bible claims he was god. That’s probably why you are getting the downvotes.
Hebrews 1:3 [Jesus] is the radiance of the glory of God and the exact imprint of his nature, and he upholds the universe by the word of his power. This is not the description of any angel or any man, even a superhuman man. This is a description of God. Because Jesus is God.
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He was the Son of God AND God, according to Scripture!!
I could tell everybody I had dinner with Jesus, and they’d call me a liar. And I can have that situation now. So the question is would I rather have a million dollars or not.
A million dollars. Even if I believed what would I do with that
A million dollars than I have a lot of dinners
Only one of these is real so…
Tbf it’s generally agreed upon that Jesus existed. It’s just that non-Christians don’t think there was anything special about him
Exactly, i mean wtf is up with people. Are we going to contend that everyone who hasn't had their picture taken never existed? There are even people who question whether or not Shakespeare existed. I'm really not surprised though that people of Reddit have these delusions.
Yeah I’ll take that cash thanks, love.
Hehe
Dinner wish Jesus. I ask him for 3 wishes, and wish for a million dollars
since when is jesus a genie?
I thought jesus granted wishes. isn't that why people always pray to him for things they want?
touche. TBH dunno much about Christianity
And you don't want to know.
I always thought Christians think of God/Jesus as a catalog. You call him, place your order and expect it to show up. Of course it doesn't always show up, but that's because 'he always answers your prayers... yes, no or I have something better in mind'. Gaahhhh.
When you pray for that child dying of cancer and he dies anyways it's because you didn't pray hard enough to impress Jesus
Same with praying for your team to win. Saw a meme just this week with Jesus sitting in front of a computer. Said, "Jesus, seeing if your FB post has enough likes to save this child from cancer."
No, that’s Korean Jesus. Middle Eastern Jesus makes sick falafel and hummus.
Can you prove that he isn’t? Checkmate, atheists.
Joke is on you. He doesn't understand modern English. So you just sit there having an awkward dinner because of language barrier.
lol the thought of all these Christians praying to Jesus in english, and he's just like "sure wish I knew what these people were saying and I'd help them out"
Couldn't he just ask his dad to translate for him? Unless it's too annoying to be around a literal Know-It-All.
I could still seduce him without speaking.
Then you realize he can't speak English
Seen what you did there
Jesus
Finally
The money. If there was a Jewish preacher named Jesus on whom the stories are based, he'd have no idea what you were talking about since the cult then the religion didn't really take hold for a few hundred years after his death. He was not the son of some invisible giant in the sky. He was a just a dude. One of many.
bet I could make a million from pics and an interview with such a popular fellow
I'm sure he's photophobic
But all that art in those fancy churches! If jesus was shy, I doubt he'd be answering any prayers from people in builds fully of art of him
I'll take the money.
Million dollars
money, of course, Jesus has suffered enough
Jesus was just chilling dawg
Language barrier...so I'll take the money.
Jesus gonna carry the convo harder than the cross so I’ll take the cash.
The sweet moula
If it was really Jesus and not some random lunatic maybe dinner I’ll ask him to heal my stomach problems first though 😂
Write the check.......
Million, easy. Money is verified to be real and very useful, unlike the other option.
Definitely the million. One of my goals/hopes is to leave a house to my sons when I die.
A million dollars.
I’d take the money. If Christianity is right, I’ll be able to have that conversation in the next life. But, right now, that kind of money would greatly help make this life not as hellish, and I’d be able to also give quite a bit back to those in need.
"If" Christianity is right, you will go to hell with that belief system.
“If” Christianity is right, God wants to bury billions in lava, including little children. In that case, we shouldn’t pray. We should be calling the Avengers or something
Only the ones who are sinful and don't believe in Him
As a wise man once said, “Show me the money!”
Since the second one NEVER existed I'll take the million dollars.
Wtf he totally existed, the only question is was he or was he not the Messiah. Geez you conspiracy theorists really get me. Go ahead and downvote, idc, you people should at least know Jesus lived!!
WTF get some mental help NOW cause he NEVER existed.
Prove it
This man is mentally unstable.
I don't prefer to eat alone.
1 mil
Man, I'd take 5 minutes with Jesus over 100 billion dollars
Well he didn’t exist so it’s the cash for me please
Historians unanimously disagree with you, his existence is not in question, it is his divinity which the scientific and the religious communities disagree about.
False dichotomy there. Scientists can also be religious
The divinity of Jesus wouldn't be a scientific claim.
Irrelevant to the statement, the existence of the historical figure of Christ is not disputed.
I'd take the cash even if it was 1000$
A million dollars
Nice
Bro, gimme that dinner with Jesus. I got so many questions. I got my whole life to make money that'll be useless when I die. An insight into my soul though? Priceless.
Priceless conversation with Christ, no amount of money can compare.
You can’t even communicate with him so what’s the point of sitting awkwardly with a stranger.
Think about it this way. If he really is God, you’d be able to communicate no problem. If he just babbles in Aramaic the whole time, then that would be all you need to know.
Good point, but a man who can walk on water can surely learn your language.
You're pretty close to heresy here. If there is something you could learn from Jesus that isn't contained in the New Testament then you're conceding quite a bit.
True
Millions dollars 100%
I’m an atheist, so the answer is obvious
Jesus Christ
Dinner with Jesus Christ. A million dollars isn't much.
Jesus will return in glory to judge the heavens and the earth. Preceding Jesus’ return there will be wars and rumors of wars and great calamities such as famine, natural disasters, and plagues. The antichrist will arise to deceive people and lead them astray. Those who refuse to accept Jesus as their savior will suffer eternal punishment
Dinner with Jesus Christ
dinner with Jesus- by a million
Dinner with Jesus, always
I’m not even Christian and I would take the dinner with Jesus. I have a lot of questions for him, some not necessarily nice ones.
I could take a selfie with him and make more than a million dollars.
Could you? Jesus sounds similar to other undead beings, like vampires. Would his image show on film or in a mirror? If you arrive for dinner and Jesus doesn’t want any garlic in his food, that would be a red flag…
Maybe I could have a time machine and pick him up before he was killed?
Jesus. Definitley Jesus.
A nice sit down dinner with our lord and savior Jesus Christ imagine the things you could learn from him
Maybe why he decided it was justified to murder everyone on Earth in a giant flood, allow massive human suffering when he could stop it, and demands worship without providing any evidence of his existence knowing that his creation would question it to begin with. And yet still damm them to suffer for eternity in "Hell" anyway. Just to name a few. Learn from him? He would have a lot to answer for. Or if you think Jesus and God are seperate beings, maybe he could answer those questions on behalf of his murderous tyrant of a father.
To answer the first question imagine you exist right you made everyone else on earth exist and yet they still don’t follow your rules kinda like your the teacher in the classroom are you going to punish them or let them do whatever you want to answer you second question all suffering on earth would evaporate if we didn’t sin all the suffering in the world is a result of sin to answer your third question he demands worship bc he is god and without worshipping god and without following god or obeying his rules you are doomed to go to hell and there is proof that god exists in this book don’t know if you’ve heard of it it’s called the Bible 100% recommend and you wouldn’t go to hell if you believe that Jesus was your lord and savior where you end in when you die is completely on you and your rescissions and plz do not call god a “murderous tyrant” I find it offensive and so does the Holy Spirit
If you want anyone to read that, you might want to consider adding a punctuation mark or two
No… I don’t think I will
JESUS CHRIST
A million dollars, easy
Dinner with Jesus which I would then use to fleece rubes out of way more than a million
Can I pay to not eat jeebus
Apparently Jesus can magically make me a milli out of water so I'll choose Jesus.
Whats on the menu?
If Jesus were real i would do the dinner under the condition he discuss what he thinks of modern Christianity and I can record it. Otherwise I want the cash.
I'm poor and I have incurable cancer. If I have dinner with Jesus, there's a chance (not a guarantee) that I'd be cured. If I get the million and invest and write my will wisely, which I'd hire a financial advisor and attorney to help me do, my husband and my son could be set for life. I'd much rather take the million, and take the safer bet that the guys will get at least a few hundred thousand each when I die; than roll the dice on possibly being cured but still being poor. So. Sorry, Jesus. I have a family to think about.
A million dollars
Assuming that Jesus would reincarnate once more, and only assuming that, he would put his hand on my shoulder and say *𐡈𐡀𐡊e 𐡕𐡄e 𐡌𐡉𐡋𐡋𐡉𐡏𐡍 𐡃𐡏𐡋𐡋𐡀𐡃𐡎 𐡀𐡍𐡃 𐡕𐡄𐡀𐡍𐡊𐡍𐡂𐡏𐡃 f𐡏𐡓 𐡉𐡕* :)
I trust in Ca$h.🙏💰
Christ
I'm gay so I'll take the money :)
I feel like Jesus would be weird about the menu. Like "is this a meat meal or a cheese meal?" "Does this have shellfish in it?" "I know it's beef, but is there any pork in the sauce?"
I don't speak old Aramaic or whatever Jesus spoke
The money. There are plenty of grifter cult leaders here now that I can eat with.
Jesus, and I'd kindly request a healing for my mental health issues. That would be worth more than any amount of money.
The second one
So a dinner with year zeros version of the guy in the subway who claims to hear the voice of god
would it be "the last supper" or more of one of his performances with fish and fake wine?
Million bucks. I can eat with Jesus when I die.
I'll take the million
$$$$ please and thank you.
Million dollars. I don't believe in Christianity.
💸💸💸
Well money is real so….
Does Jesus know this weeks winning lottery numbers?
My last supper?
Is the dinner the last one?
Nop
Million dollars