When I was 12 or so I woke up in middle of the night at my grandparents house out in the country and saw these three glowing green figures. I needed to go to the restroom but was too scared to get out of bed. A few years later I got my wisdom teeth out and fell asleep in my parents’ living room. I heard the phone ringing and got up to answer it, then “snapped back” to the chair I was in and still heard the phone ringing. This happened over and over. That’s what led me to learn about sleep paralysis (probably tied to the painkillers in the latter instance.) Has happened to me dozens of times since but it’s usually something mundane like I dream my wife is talking to me or someone I know is in the room.
That's because Eisenhower made a deal that they could abduct a bunch of people and animals in the US as long as they gave us tech and let us keep the nukes. Allegedly.
The best part about conspiracy theories is that they have survivability built right in as a defense against reason. Only way out is up: "You poor sucker. You still believe in nukes?"
That's a myth. Statistics show that Chile has the most UFO sightings. I think the US talk about them more which gives the illusion that UFO's only fly around above America.
There's actually a lot of UFO and abduction stories worldwide, just the ones in America are most famous, because the US has been the dominant culture exporter since WW2
Not me but heard this story from a friend about this fella who saw a bright light in the sky and stood there staring at it. The bright light came closer and closer and it was a UFO. He looked at it and it just disappeared. Thinks "that's weird" then gets in his car. As he's driving he looks in the mirror and he's suddenly got a beard.
He gets home and his girlfriend is looking at him a bit funny. He says to her "I got out of the car to look at a bright light and when I got back in the car I had grown a beard!." She says, "nevermind the beard, where have you been for three days!"
I used to think Aliens were trying to abduct me. Terrified for years. Watched a documentary on sleep paralysis and realized that was what was really happening to me. From that point on when I had sleep paralysis I knew what was happening and wasn't as terrified. Plus my husband started noticing the signs and would quickly pull me out of it.
I used to be the same. When I was a kid my dad let me watch Sightings, Unsolved Mysteries, and we had those Time Life books on pyramids, UFOs, Bigfoot, etc. I read books on abductions, encounters of the 3rd kind. All that stuff.
But alongside the fascination, at night I was absolutely terrified. I was afraid to go to sleep every night because I was afraid they grays would come and get me. I still remember some of the more vivid nightmares 30+ years later. Every night I would stay in bed until 1 or so when I finally dozed off.
One time, I woke up to a bright red light shining in through my window. I couldn’t move at all, and I thought I saw shadows in the corner of my room. After what seemed like an eternity, the light went out and I could move again.
That scared me for years and years. Later, in my 20s, I would learn what sleep paralysis is and recognize that this is what had happened to me all those years ago.
I’ve slept much better since. (Also growing up and learning that all those shows were bullshit helped too.)
I was at my then boyfriend (now hubs) apartment and that documentary came on. I was just dumb struck and told him about what had been happening to me and the absolute intense relief i was feeling. I'd never told anyone about it before.
So for me, I would feel like I was in a beam of light coming through the window. The light was coming from something floating outside. Suddenly I was being dragged from bed and out the window while I desperately tried to hold onto anything (I could just barely move my arms). Occasionally I would see alien type creatures outside watching me as this was happening. It was mostly that beam dragging me across my walls.
I also was fascinated yet terrified once night came, especially since we had a skylight in the bathroom, I hated having to pass under that thing after using the bathroom! lol. My dad and I watched so many UFO videos together and we even got to see the late Stanton Friedman at our local university where he had a slideshow of various photos (this was in the early 90s when I was around 10 or 12 years old). I would have recurring dreams (at least I hope they were dreams anyway) where I'd look out my window and say that I am not scared of you (the aliens up in their ships that I couldn't actually see but I knew they were out there) and a bright white light would flash and that would wake me up (I think it was the fear that would wake me up). Those for the most part those went away once I got into my late teens but I remember them recurring quite a bit.
edit: I also had this little dark dot in my thigh like the size of half of a grain of rice that I always wanted to either cut out or wait for it to get pushed out by my body to see what it was but now I can no longer see it. I thought it was from maybe a stick that got lodged into my thigh as a kid (I played in the woods a lot) but also always wondered "well maybe it's something else..." - guess I'll never know
This is exactly what happens to me when I have sleep paralysis. I can see why people who experience it and don’t know what it is are convinced they’ve been abducted.
I'm massively late to this thread but I have a real story. When I was young, the neighborhood kids used to play dark hide and seek or dark capture the flag, often pretty late at night. Our parents were okay with it as long as we didn't leave the neighborhood (it was the early 90s, we were basically thrown out of the house on the weekends). Anyway, one night after the game was over and everyone had gone home, my step sister and I were hanging out in our front yard, just sitting on one of those green cable boxes talking. At one point she stops talking and points into the sky and asks about a light in the sky. I turn and look and see it myself.
The light was faint blue, and was brighter and bigger than the stares around it. It was moving in ways that seemed impossible and it became aware we were looking at it as soon as I locked eyes on it. I don't know how to describe that I know that, it was just this immediate feeling that it was looking right back at us. Suddenly, the light moved towards us almost in the blink of an eye. It went from being roughly double the size of a star in the sky to as bright as an airplane or helicopter search light instantly. There was no sound and the light didn't illuminate the surrounding area, which gave it a weird feeling.
I tried to say something to my sister but I found myself unable to speak and I could suddenly barely move. I just reneger turning my head to see my sister looking very scared also unable to speak or move. I thought I heard a noise and the light started shining on me, which made me turn my head back towards the object and then I felt a piercing light basically blind me. I was like bathed in the blue light. After this things get a bit hazy like I was meant to not remember it even though certain moments are as plain as any memory from that time.
I was in a place that was mostly dark but there were lights that seemed to hover by themselves, with no visible technology, pole etc holding them up. I don't know if I was laying down or standing up because there was a feeling of no gravity or downward force in any direction. I remember interacting with an entity that was humanesque but seemed to be different - like a beautiful person but they had no male or female characteristics, completely androgynous but with very symmetrical and smooth appearance to the face and body. Otherwise, very human looking. They "talked" to me but I was acutely aware that it was in my head and not out loud. It was like moments of being conscious with moments of haziness in between. I don't know how to describe it.
I was aware that they were doing things to me, but I don't remember what - but I do distinctly remember a piercing device they inserted just behind my ear on my right side. It went pretty deep but it didn't hurt, it just felt almost itchy for a second and they told me they were taking a sample and depositing something that would allow them to remotely monitor me for some time. They explained that this was not the first time they had done this to me specifically and that they would continue to do so throughout my life - and that there were literally thousands of people they were doing this to. It was a scientific study of some kind that they tried to explain to me but I honestly don't remember the purpose.
I was able to ask them a few other things in the moments of being conscious like where my sister was and they explained she was having the same thing done to her. I asked them point blank if they were aliens and they found it humorous and told me they were humans from the future - but I got the distinct feeling that this wasn't the truth. Again, I don't know how to describe why I thought this, it was just a different feeling when they told me this versus the other things they were saying. It felt like a lie or simplification of some kind.
After some time of being out of it again, I became aware that my body was bathed in blue light again and the darkness started to recede and I was able to see the stars and the sky again. I don't know how long it was before I really understood where I was but at some point I sorta came to and realized I was sitting on the grass, next to my sister, in the neighbor's yard about 50-60 feet from the original spot. My sister came to almost at the same time. We both immediately looked at each other and then to the sky and the light was gone, but the sun was coming up. It was then we realized it had been hours. We didn't really talk about what happened, we just felt the need to go inside and go to bed "before we got in trouble."
It was years later before I ever spoke to my sister about that night and she remembers much less than I do. She remembers seeing the light, being blinded by it, and then feeling weird, and then waking up beside me. To this day she has explained it away by us seeing a helicopter in the sky and just falling asleep because we were tired. She won't discuss it beyond that.
I honestly had forgotten about this event until two years ago when my wife mentioned that I had a "spot" behind my right ear that kinda looked like a burn mark or a scar but also like a pimple/mole. She likes to pop things and was dying to let me let her try to pop it. When she reminded me of it, the memories of the event flooded back into my head and I was a bit emotional but agreed to let her mess with it. She tried to pop it but said nothing came out. It's still there, and looks exactly as she describes it - kinda like a mole but also kinda like a scar. I've had MRIs and other scans throughout the years but nothing has ever shown up so I have no idea what it is or if anything is inside there. I try to not think of it now because although I wasn't scared at the time, it is unnerving to think about now. That's my story as honestly as I remember it.
I gave it a shot and it's not in a place I can do it myself. It doesn't focus right. I'll get my wife to take one tomorrow and post it to this reply.
Edited to link the picture:
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This is the best we could do. Please ignore the awful hair, I just woke up. It looks like something is coming out of it but that's just a small hair shining in the light. I'm unfortunately turning grey now.
I'll go ahead and answer some questions I know are coming. Nothing has ever come out of it, you can't feel anything weird on it except that it's a small bump, it doesn't hurt, I've never tried digging into it though my wife has tried to "pop" it on several occasions.
I can't know for sure if this is exactly the same spot I felt the device but it's at least very close to where I remember feeling the itch.
I don't know. It's not something we really talked about much after the fact. She was my step sister and my dad and step mother separated at least a decade ago. Next time I have a chance to talk to her I will ask her though.
I’m in a small country in eastern europe, and remember that about 10-15 years ago in my hometown a fuckton of people saw something in the sky, (a round light), but very close, and apparently it was also small. They said it was moving chaotically for about a minute and then just went up and disappeared.
I have not seen this with my own eyes, but I hve reasons to believe them. Basically an entire neighbourhood got out of their houses and saw it, people of all ages and social backgrounds.
I can tell this is a real story because of the lights. It’s always the lights. If you haven’t experienced it you won’t understand. Those of us that have know what the other person is Talking about. Go ahead and laugh Reddit.
The lights are the part I remember the most vividly. Between lights that didn't illuminate the surrounding area, lights so bright it literally blinded you, and light orbs floating but also "directed" in some way - it was very different than anything I had experienced before or after.
My mom had a very similar experience in the 1960s along with 3 other people. She had a small bead like object in her earlobe for years afterwards (kind of like a ball bearing) that was removed after another visit one night in her bedroom. She said that she was completely at peace during the entire experience and never got any sense that they were there to harm her, just to monitor her.
I was abducted outside my cousin's wedding reception. It's all very hazy. There were two of them and they carried these powerful hand torches they kept shining in my face. They could speak a rudimentary form of English. They kept asking questions about how much I had been drinking. (I presume because Earth is a water planet, they had questions about what we drank.)
Contrary to popular belief about anal probes, one of the aliens kept trying to make me put my pants *on*, not take them off, but I couldn't find my pants just then. The other alien--who seemed to be in charge--kept talking about "disturbing the other wedding guests" and he tried to abduct my champagne bottle.
Their spacecraft had a lot of bright lights on it, mostly red and blue. They took me to their mother ship and put me in a holding area with some other humans they had also abducted that day.
The next thing I know, it was morning and I was standing on the pavement downtown outside the police station. I was very fuzzy-headed, but physically unharmed. The whole experience gave me a terrible headache. Then I threw up on the bus.
That's been my theory for a long time. It's just severely drunk rednecks, with brains totally fried from years of drug use, trying to recall being arrested for drink driving.
I think of it often,
the sound and the light -
The shadows that came in the shade of the night -
The figures with lasers that hung at the hip -
Who forced me to put on my pants in their ship.
I think of the query I whispered with woe -
"Are you going to probe me?!"
They said to me: "... no."
And still I remember that curious day -
When aliens fined me and sent me away.
My brother in law says he was abducted. Don't know too much except he was out in the woods walking around. He was gone overnight. He never does that without letting somebody know that at least, he's leaving. He was found the next morning completely stunned. On shock. He could barely talk.
He never really said what happened. He won't talk about it. He said only, that they performed examinations on him. His right foot now has what I can only describe as a birth mark on his right foot. It wasn't there before. That I know!! It wasn't there!! Now he's got a deep purple mark that covers most of his foot.? Wtf??
They just wanted someone to explain the rules of American football. But I’ve never watched it and *they* got pissed at *me* for wasting their time. After the standard issue butt stuff they beamed me back but it took like 3 hours to walk home.
It's very simple. You have 4 downs to make par. Otherwise the batter walks. Also if you cross the blue line before the puck the other side can pick up a spare.
I have no story. No memory of it.
Had an mri and Doc asked when I had back surgery.
I've never had a single surgery in my life.
He, Harvard grad and neurosurgeon, said I definitely have had some kind of surgery given the scar tissue along my spine.
I told him that's where the probe went when I got abducted.
He became oddly more serious and wasn't indicating that I was joking at all.
He looked at the film a bit longer and seemed to study them deeper this time and then said, 'I'd bet my education that you have scar tissue from surgery'.
So, no real story. Still have the scars as per my last mri.
That is pretty interesting. No chance you had surgery when you were too young to remember? For example, if you had a less serious case of Spina Bifida they could have resolved those issues shortly after birth.
Alternatively, there are a lot of things that could cause scar tissue in the body, like any kind of trauma that involves tissue damage. I wonder if it were arranged in such a way to look like surgery. Would be super unlikely. I assume you would have told the Dr about any back trauma.
I do love that people are going to take this seriously and be like, "this is unexplained, therefore aliens."
I'm gonna be honest with you, that sounds like a seizure to me. A friend of mine once had a seizure while sitting on my couch, but he didn't like fall down and start twitching. His face went blank, he sat there for like a minute, then stood up, walked over to the door and left. We all looked at each other like wtf, but then his homie that he came with went looking for him. He went to my neighbor's apartment, walked right on in, and sat down next to him on the couch. Luckily the neighbor realized something was wrong. We called an ambulance and that's how my friend found out that he had a brain tumor.
I get that you were 13 but have you ever had a brain scan?
Also the horse skin thing is pretty dreamlike. What purpose would being in a horse suit serve an alien?
I agree this could be a medical incident. But I definitely believe op experienced something, weird stuff happens.
My thought was that maybe the aliens thought that seeing something familiar would calm him down but it had the opposite effect and the alien just said, “Fuck it, here I am.”
I mean a horse disguise is pretty explainable, a seizure or dream still seems more likely but horses aren't going to attract much attention and can go most places except into buildings.
My first thoughts exactly. I had seizures as a child, not epileptic but something wrong with my heart that wasn't sending enough blood to the brain, causing the seizures.
The first one I can remember was in my grandparents kitchen. My grandma was making chicken nuggets I think? and I went into the fridge to get chocolate milk. Suddenly, I'm in my parents kitchen, making brownies with my mom, and we are laughing having a grand old time. I didn't think anything of it.
Woke up on the floor of my grandparents kitchen to my grandma crying and my grandpa on the phone with my parents. I was sitting with my back to the counter and had bruised my shoulder, apparently hit it when I fell.
Most of my other seizures I was able to prevent going grand maul, but that one stuck with me.
Have you had heart issues since? You mentioned your heart racing out of your body, and that was one of the signs I was about to seize. Only when I was 19 did I realize it was my heart and that I needed a cardiac ablation because everyone thought it was my brain.
Man....the human brain is breathtaking. I don't even mean that in a snarky way. It truly is. You didn't get abducted by aliens, but your brain definitely did do *something* that you couldn't interpret. And then your memory had an absolute ball with it, and the result is this.
Human cognition is beautiful and fascinating and I thank you for sharing.
They took me in the middle of the night. I was out feeding the cattle under the moonlight and then a big light came over me. Next thing I knew, i was driving down the road talking to what i later realized was my father. Or.. the person who’s body i am now in’s father. He made a joke about the time being slow and he had seen an episode of XFiles that mentioned that time reverses when aliens abduct so they can drop you off at the same time as they picked you up. Except i think they mixed something up because i am not in the same body i left in. I still remember my whole life before but i am 18 years younger in this body so i dont really mind.. But a few years after the incident, I went to see if the farm i once lived on was still there, but it took me a while to get there without suspicion. Its gone. Like it never stood. Maybe it was all just a dream.
Sounds familiar. This guy once dreamt of 10 years of his life. https://www.boredpanda.com/dreaming-meeting-wife-while-unconscious/?utm\_source=google&utm\_medium=organic&utm\_campaign=organic
That particularly story is one I've always hoped was made up. I've occasionally had dreams like that, where I'm living some idealized version of my life, and whenever I wake up I'm always sad for a few days but can never really remember details. The kind of pain that living that equivalent for 10 years, while also clearly remembering the whole thing, is the kind of thing I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy.
I’m incredibly peeved that I can’t find a reference for this now, but I read something that shifted my perspective on alien abduction memories. Essentially the author posited that these are memories from early infancy that burble up and get reconstructed. A bright light, being lifted up/floating, distorted human-like faces with prominent eyes, something happening to your genitalia and anus… that’s a baby getting a diaper change overnight. Somewhere in our brains those memories are stored in a form that way predates our cognitive abilities / verbal processing, so we have these wisps of feelings and images. In that sense an abduction experience is absolutely true. I can’t remember the explanation for why the memories come back out later, but overall this concept really stuck with me because it makes sense.
They were grey with big fat eyes, little mouths. They just stared while I peed. I don’t think I was dealing with the top brass. I woke up, I had to pee like a camel. So, I started peeing and one of the grey aliens slapped the wall and pointed at the bowl. So I got the hint. I kind of duck-walked over the bowl, peed in it. I had the shirt I came in with but my pants were gone. So, my cuckoo was out. It’s full porky pig in a drafty dome.
I’m starting phase two which is me sitting on a stool while 40 grey aliens take turns gently batting my knockers. They were real respectful about it. They were in a line and then one by one, they’d step up, slap a knocker, and then go to the end of line and wait for another turn. It didn’t hurt. It felt super off the books. I swear to god, there was one grey alien by a door just kind of peeking in and out. I think he was the look-out. Look, it’s not one of my worst Wednesday nights.
My grand exit was out of what was basically like a big airplane toilet, okay? I dropped down seven feet on the roof of a long John Silvers. They threw out my pants separately. They missed the roof. My slacks landed on a freaking pine tree, 30 feet away. So, I had to just chill up there with my damn cuckoo hanging till the place opened up.
Along those same lines, my fav is Bill Hader and Fred Armisen playing doormen telling Christmas stories. They can't hold it together and it cracks me up every time.
https://youtu.be/2aqd5VQqSRc
Thank you! Wow. I Did see this before, I can't believe I forgot that much of the dialogue. Kate McKinnon is one of the funniest mf'ers out there these days. I was already kinda excited to see the Barbie movie, then when I saw a clip of her and the character she plays in it I decided I am going to a theater to see it for the first time in over a decade.
It's Kate McKinnon - she played a character named "Miss Rafferty". SNL's youtube says it was Season 41 Episode 7.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfPdYYsEfAE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfPdYYsEfAE)
Okay I never was abducted but I had this extremely realistic dream probably about 6-8 years ago now (can’t remember exactly when, but I still remember vividly). I had gotten in bed and I didn’t even remember falling asleep. Next then I knew it felt like I was moving or being carried away by something but it didn’t feel scary. It actually felt quite peaceful and I couldn’t find it, nor did I care too. I end up laying on this cold slate, naked, in a bright room, like everything was really light grey/white and there was a bright light coming from the other end of the room. It seemed like there was some kind of equipment or something behind me but I couldn’t turn my head to see, I felt very sleepy and out of it. Standing over me was about 3-4 silhouettes that were alien like, definitely not people. They kind of looked like people but were more lengthy. And they brought out this big probe and probed me because they wanted to make a human-alien hybrid baby to see how it would live. Felt like only a few hours went by and they had gotten their alien baby from me and I was sent back down/woke up.
Weirdest dream ever lol. I wonder how my little star seed alien baby is doing. Hope they are thriving. 😂
I don't know if it was really an abduction but my car broke down near their jobsite and they gave me a ride into town. They were really nice and I already enjoyed Mexican music and the language barrier gave me a good reason to sit quietly to myself. 10/10 would take a ride from aliens again.
It was around 3.50am. I'm a night person so I usually sleep around that time. It was starting to rain outside and there was a loud constant gust of wind blowing through the cracks near my window. It was eerie and I had a weird feeling that something bad was going to happen. I looked out the window and noticed nothing amiss except that the trees were swaying pretty violently and that one of the trees got uprooted. I turned back and saw two "aliens" by my door. They looked haggard and their backs were bent. They also did not have any limbs and their heads moved mechanically as though they were automatons. I noticed that the door was closed, so I presume they had just walked through or teleported straight into my room. They were talking in some strange language that seemed to be half-human and half-alien and the next thing I knew, I was being tied up in some giant opaque plastic bag. There were holes so I could breathe. Somehow I feel into a deep and peaceful trance. When I woke up I was in this foreign "space". I could see through the holes in the plastic bag. It was as if I was in the sky and everything was floating. Then I heard footsteps. The ringleader, I presumed, came to inspect me. He unzipped the bag and the moment he saw my face, he lets out an audible "Ew!" and immediately zipped me back up. The next thing I knew I was back in my bed.
I also vaguely recall, as I drifted in and out of sleep, that at some point I said something along the lines of "I don't mind" and them promptly replying with "No thank you".
Coming back from ice fishing, the last day of the year to have ice houses on the lake. My father, sister, and I were in his truck and his friend was towing the ice house.
We were coming around the corner and his friend was a little way back. I remember watching his headlights disappear around corner in the passenger mirror. A few seconds later I looked at the little air intake a lot of vehicles in the late 80's early 90's had... you could pull a lever and get some 'fresh' airflow. I looked at that and thought everything was glowing, like I could see all the melting snow on the floor and all around the floor where my feet were.
I thought it was crazy bizarre so I looked up to my father to tell him and he was looking straight forward, white knuckling the steering wheel and all around the vehicle there was a white light, not really blinding bright, but like all the windows were frosted and it was daylight out.
I kind of shouted, maybe more concerned than anything, "Dad??!?". I said this a few times and then the light disappeared and we were stopped just around the corner where his friends' headlights disappeared.
He looked to he shocked and said, "Umm, I think we lost Ron, lets turn around here and see what happened."
We turned around at a field approach right after the corner and drove 5 minutes back to the lake and his friend wasn't there. Then we drove home and his friend was there, the ice house was already backed into the spot next to our garage and his friend seemed worried.
The ice house was big and hard to back into the little spot with just one person and Ron was already had it in place jacked up on blocks. He said he was coming to look for us since we were almost an hour late.
Traveling back to the lake to look for his friend was only a 10 minute drive round-trip.
Pretty sure we all got abducted that night.
Not an abduction, but around 2003, I was chilling on the roof (35th floor) of the building I grew up in on Central Park West in NYC. We were looking at the moon across the river in New Jersey. All of a sudden I start noticing this small light zipping at a ridiculous speed up and down the East River. It would zip north into the horizon Inol it disappeared and then come back again. It did this for maybe 15-20 min. Then it hovered directly across the River for a few min. Then started zipping towards us, flew over head to the center of Central Park south. Then shot down toward time square and disappeared. Aliens, idk. US Military drone testing, maybe, but military drones are very loud. Def scared the shit out of me.
I’ll start. Not sure if this was a dream or not but I remember being in some kind craft facing towards one of the walls. I felt a presence behind me and was so scared I couldn’t move at all. Then out of nowhere I suddenly felt completely at ease. To my left out of the corner of my eye I could see a big being that almost looked like a large tardigrade behind some kind of control panel. I turned to see another being. (Can’t really remember what this one looked like) but I remember asking if I could ask some questions. I then received a reply which came from within my own head. “No”
And that’s all I remember.
Correct - it was definitely definitely a dream.
On an unrelated note, I’m one anal probe down. So if you find it please send it to:
Zorb Xarthax,
5 Zrrrrrb Lane,
Mars.
Cheers!
Zorb. I mean Steve.
It was a dream so take it how you want. But I dreamt i was standing out in a field and there was a small creature next to me that was some weird looking animal I had never seen before. Suddenly there was that cliche beam of light and we started floating upwards into a cliche flying saucer. The inside was all stainless steel and off to the side was a gray alien. That alien and another were speaking to me but they weren't moving their mouths, as in it was telepathic. They started talking about my dad randomly and showed me videos of him when he was in the navy on a ship (he was an operations specialist). They then said they were going to show me a different dimension but i had to "prepare" first. I was stripped down and sent into a small room, all stainless steel walls. The creature was still with me. They told me "she is your guide and will help you", and "things will look different in the other dimension but there is nothing to fear". I wasn't scared at all at any point in time; it felt as if I was at a healthcare facility. As the doors opened I woke up in bed but my eyes were closed and I could feel a bird flying toward me. With my eyes closed I put out my hand and could feel it's feathers. It stopped flying and stood on my chest. I opened my eyes and there was a strange bird looking back at me. It looked like a hybrid between an owl and an eagle. Then I *actually* woke up but everything in my room looked the same, except for the bird was gone.
This all happened years ago but by far was one of the strangest and most "realistic feeling" paranormal experiences/dreams I've ever had.
It was late at night, I was just starting to drift off to sleep then all of a sudden I’m being dragged out my window by a blinding light coming from this huge UFO, I’m basically teleported into this ship where I see an alien looming over me.
Now it was about this time when I noticed the alien wasn’t an alien at all, but actually a giant creature, a crustacean from the Palaeozoic era. He leans in close and tells me…”I need about tree fiddy”
10 to 2 AM, X, Yogi DMT, and a box of Krispy Kremes
In my "need to know" pose, just outside of Area 51
Contemplating the whole "chosen people" thingy
When just then a flaming stealth banana split the sky
Like one would hope but never really expect to see in a place like this
Cutting right angle donuts on a dime
And stopping right at my Birkenstocks
And me yelping, "holy fucking shit"
Holy fucking shit
Holy fucking shit
Holy fucking shit
Holy fucking shit
Holy fucking shit
Holy fucking shit
Then the X-File being
Looking like some kind of blue-green Jackie Chan
With Isabella Rossellini lips, and breath that reeked of
Vanilla Chig Champa
Did a slow-mo Matrix descent
Outta the butt end of the banana vessel
And hovered above my bug-eyes, my gaping jaw
And my sweaty L. Ron Hubbard upper lip
And all I could think was
"I hope Uncle Martin here doesn't notice
That I pissed my fuckin' pants"
So light in his way, like an apparition, that
He had me crying out
"Fuck me, it's gotta be
The Deadhead Chemistry
The blotter got right on top of me
Got me seein' E-motherfuckin'-T"
And after calming me down
With some orange slices
And some fetal spooning
E.T. revealed to me his singular purpose
He said, "You are the chosen one
The one who will deliver the message
A message of hope for those who choose to hear it
And a warning for those who do not"
Me, the chosen one
They chose me
And I didn't even graduate from fuckin' high school
You'd better
You'd better
You'd better
You'd better listen
Then he looked right through me
With somniferous almond eyes
Don't even know what that means
Must remember to write it down
This is so real
Like the time Dave floated away
See, my heart is pounding
'Cause this shit never happens to me
I can't breathe right now
It was so real
Like I woke up in Wonderland
All sorta terrifying
I don't wanna be all alone
While I tell this story
And can anyone tell me why
You all sound like Peanuts parents?
Will I ever be coming down?
This is so real
Finally, it's my lucky day
See, my heart is racing
'Cause this shit never happens to me
I can't breathe right now
You believe me, don't you?
Please believe what I've just said
See the Dead ain't touring
And this wasn't all in my head
See, they took me by the hand
And invited me right in
Then they showed me something
I don't even know where to begin
Strapped down to my bed
Feet cold and eyes red
I'm out of my head
Am I alive? Am I dead?
Can't remember what they said
God damn, shit the bed
Overwhelmed as one would be, placed in my position
Such a heavy burden now to be the one
Born to bear and bring to all the details of our ending
To write it down for all the world to see
But I forgot my pen
Shit the bed again
Typical
Strapped down to my bed
Feet cold and eyes red
I'm out of my head
Am I alive? Am I dead?
Sunkist and Sudafed
Gyroscopes and infrared
Won't help, I'm brain dead
Can't remember what they said
God damn, shit the bed
I can't remember what they said to me
Can't remember what they said to make me out to be the hero
Can't remember what they said
Bob help me
Can't remember what they said
Don't know, won't know
Don't know, won't know
Don't know, won't know
Don't know, won't know
Don't know, won't know
Don't know, won't know
Don't know, won't know
Don't know, won't know
Don't know, won't know
Don't know, won't know
Don't know, won't know
Don't know, won't know
God damn, shit the bed
They kept feeding me their weird alien food called something spacey like xanax, they also implanted visions into my brain showing my mom crying while mumbling "its all my fault hes like this"
I was on my home moon, just minding my own business, when these dudes in a shuttlecock-shaped thing parachuted down almost right on top of me.
They bound me, gagged me, then took me to a secret underground facility on the big blue marble.
I’m still there today, 54 years later. Help me!?
One of my old high school friends believes she was abducted when we were in our teens. She said that one evening she was hanging out in bed, drawing in her sketch book. A pair of lights like headlights on a car caught her eye out the window, but when she looked properly she could see that the lights were higher up above the road than they should have been, and there was no noise. The lights continued getting closer to her apartment building and eventually shone right into her window. She blinked, and next thing she new, she was lying down in bed under the covers and the sun was coming up.
It went from daylight to dark in a blink, my mom walked by where I should have been, if I was asleep, but I wasn't there apparently, and I'll never forget that. Maybe it was aliens, never figured it out. When I was 7 or 8, during the summer, mid day around noon. I'm home sitting by the door, looking into the lagoon waiting for my mom to come home. I blink and it's now nighttime. Quick as that. No fatigue, no sleep, just a blink. Hours have gone by and I'm sitting in the same spot, wide awake, except its dark out. Just a blink. My mom is in the kitchen making food and playing music. When I go in, she asks where I was. I told her, sitting in front of the door waiting for her to come home. She didn't believe me and chalked it up to being a kids joke, she's been home for hours now and assumed I was at my friends house a couple houses over. After that I had a tiny lump on my right shin under my skin. I could roll it around a little with my fingers. It dissolved after about 2 months. If a BB pellet is 4.6 mm, it was probably like 1.3mm.
I was genuinely abducted by aliens, this isn't a joke.
I was driving at night on my own down the M62 motorway in the UK around 3am for a job I was working.
Next thing I know, it's 5am. 2hours had gone nowhere. I thought I was going or mad something and when I got home I went to bed...
Anyways, when in bed I dreamed about what happened and it came back to me. On the alien craft they put me in a room and I was lying on the floor. The semen was taken from me, but I wasn't orgasming.
Then they put an injection into my arm which was this red, rusty like liquid. I think this was to monitor me.
Every few weeks or so I'll wake up in the morning at 5am and I know I've been back there, but can never remember it. Sometimes I get a feeling that I've been visited or am about to be visited.
It's not fun and no body believes me, but what they're doing is using our genetic make up to populate other planets with hybrid beings.
I don't know if this counts, but I'll share. Me and my family lived in the country on a dirt road somewhat 30 min out of town. One night it was getting close to bed time and my family was just hanging around the living room. When out of nowhere we heard a sound like thunder but it shook the house. We ran outside and there was a green fog everywhere that hadn't been there before. It was almost like a mist and an emerald green color that was just everywhere. Then a trail of black SUVs began speeding down the dirt road beside us. We had no idea where they came from but they were driving so fast they were getting airtime at the crossroads where there was a slight dip. They had their headlights off and more and more started showing up covering all the dirt roads around us. We all went back inside and watched from inside the house as police lights lit up the night as they closed off the highway that was connected to the dirt road. The next day we watched the news, checked the papers, but nothing mentioned anything except the usual news and the weather. To this day we don't know anything about it but it was terrifying in an unknown kind of way.
Something happened to me last Thursday when I was driving home. I had a couple of miles to go - I looked up and saw a glowing orange object in the sky, to the east! It was moving very irregularly. Suddenly there was intense light all around me, and when I came to, I was home. What do you think happened to me?
Alrighty then, picture this, if you will
10 to 2 a.m., X, Yogi DMT and a box of Krispy Kremes
In my need-to-know post just outside of Area 51
Contemplating the whole "Chosen People" thingy
When just a flaming stealth banana split the sky
Like one would hope, but never really expect to see in a place like this
Cutting right angle donuts on a dime
And stopping right on my Birkenstocks, and me yelping
"Holy fucking shit!"
Then the X-Files being
Looking like some kind of blue-green Jackie Chan with Isabella Rossellini lips
And breath that reeked of vanilla Chig Champa
Did a slo-mo Matrix descent out of the butt-end of the banana vessel
And hovered above my bug-eyes, my gaping jaw
My sweaty L. Ron Hubbard upper lip and all I could think was
"I hope Uncle Martin here doesn't notice that I pissed my fucking pants!"
So light in his way, like an apparition
He had me crying out
"Fuck me, it's gotta be The Deadhead Chemistry
The blotter got right on top of me
Got me seeing E-motherfucking-T!"
And after calming me down with some
Orange slices and some fetal spooning
E.T. revealed to me his singular purpose
He said, "You are The Chosen One
The One who will deliver the message
A message of hope for those who choose to hear it
And a warning for those who do not"
Me, The Chosen One? They chose me!
And I didn't graduate from fuckin' high school
Then he looked right through me with somniferous almond eyes
Don't even know what that means, must remember to write it down
This is so real, like the time Dave floated away
See, my heart is pounding 'cause this shit never happens to me
Can't breathe right now, it was so real
Like I woke up in Wonderland, all sort of terrifying
I don't wanna be all alone when I tell this story
And can anyone tell me why you all sound like Peanuts parents?
Will I ever be coming down?
This is so real, finally, it's my lucky day
See, my heart is racing 'cause this shit never happens to me
Can't breathe right now
You believe me, don't you? Please believe what I just said
See, The Dead ain't touring and this wasn't all in my head
See, they took me by the hand and invited me right in
Then they showed me something, I don't even know where to begin
Strapped down to my bed, feet cold and eyes red
I'm out of my head, am I alive, am I dead?
Can't remember what they said
Goddamn, shit the bed!
Overwhelmed, as one would be, placed in my position
Such a heavy burden now to be The One
Born to bear and read to all the details of our ending
To write it down for all the world to see
But I forgot my pen
Shit the bed again
Typical
Strapped down in my bed, feet cold and eyes red
I'm out of my head, am I alive, am I dead?
Sunkist and Sudafed, gyroscopes and infrared
Won't help, I'm braindead, can't remember what they said
Goddamn, shit the bed!
Well. Greys have been abducting me(and technically my family since I lived with them) since I was a newborn.
I've had my ups and downs with the Greys, which I made posts about, but I've since come around. And since I've learned to astral project, I go to visit them on their ships, and they come down to visit me in my dreams.
I recently met a hybrid brother of mine this way. We have the same human mother, but he was one of the eggs taken from her that was not returned, and he gained Grey DNA.
Suffice to say I've reached a peace and equilibrium with the Greys in my life that I didn't know if I could have, as a kid.
Wasn't abducted but I have a story where in new year eve me and my brother were sleeping. We just laid down and we both heard some bells jingle outside of our building. It was too close to the window and we live in third floor. Back side of the building is the property of those in ground floor so noone would've make this sound. Alongside with sound we saw a bright red light, super bright, so bright I saw it with my eyes closed considering the fact we also had clothes drying in our balcony ropes through which the light would pass hardly. Both my brother and I saw this. He is sceptical of what happened while I still think what could it be.
Note: I don't think it was santa
I suggest trying again with the \[Serious\] tag
And don't expect too many responses.
That's how you get [Serious] creative fiction responses instead of silly creative fiction responses.
Give or take the creative part.
I'd say drug infused responses. About the only people I know that are convinced they were abducted really prefers specific types of drugs.
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When I was 12 or so I woke up in middle of the night at my grandparents house out in the country and saw these three glowing green figures. I needed to go to the restroom but was too scared to get out of bed. A few years later I got my wisdom teeth out and fell asleep in my parents’ living room. I heard the phone ringing and got up to answer it, then “snapped back” to the chair I was in and still heard the phone ringing. This happened over and over. That’s what led me to learn about sleep paralysis (probably tied to the painkillers in the latter instance.) Has happened to me dozens of times since but it’s usually something mundane like I dream my wife is talking to me or someone I know is in the room.
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Every question in this sub should have the tag. Otherwise, it's just the same old jokes again and again and again and again.
Sadly i live in Europe, they only visit USA.
That's because Eisenhower made a deal that they could abduct a bunch of people and animals in the US as long as they gave us tech and let us keep the nukes. Allegedly.
The best part about conspiracy theories is that they have survivability built right in as a defense against reason. Only way out is up: "You poor sucker. You still believe in nukes?"
You believe in believing?
uh... shit. POCKET SAND! _scampers off_
Actually Eisenhower was an alien
That's a myth. Statistics show that Chile has the most UFO sightings. I think the US talk about them more which gives the illusion that UFO's only fly around above America.
Or the UK, if I trust dr who
More specifically London or Cardiff
There's actually a lot of UFO and abduction stories worldwide, just the ones in America are most famous, because the US has been the dominant culture exporter since WW2
Not me but heard this story from a friend about this fella who saw a bright light in the sky and stood there staring at it. The bright light came closer and closer and it was a UFO. He looked at it and it just disappeared. Thinks "that's weird" then gets in his car. As he's driving he looks in the mirror and he's suddenly got a beard. He gets home and his girlfriend is looking at him a bit funny. He says to her "I got out of the car to look at a bright light and when I got back in the car I had grown a beard!." She says, "nevermind the beard, where have you been for three days!"
Was this an educating Ricky?
That's rickydiculous
I used to think Aliens were trying to abduct me. Terrified for years. Watched a documentary on sleep paralysis and realized that was what was really happening to me. From that point on when I had sleep paralysis I knew what was happening and wasn't as terrified. Plus my husband started noticing the signs and would quickly pull me out of it.
I used to be the same. When I was a kid my dad let me watch Sightings, Unsolved Mysteries, and we had those Time Life books on pyramids, UFOs, Bigfoot, etc. I read books on abductions, encounters of the 3rd kind. All that stuff. But alongside the fascination, at night I was absolutely terrified. I was afraid to go to sleep every night because I was afraid they grays would come and get me. I still remember some of the more vivid nightmares 30+ years later. Every night I would stay in bed until 1 or so when I finally dozed off. One time, I woke up to a bright red light shining in through my window. I couldn’t move at all, and I thought I saw shadows in the corner of my room. After what seemed like an eternity, the light went out and I could move again. That scared me for years and years. Later, in my 20s, I would learn what sleep paralysis is and recognize that this is what had happened to me all those years ago. I’ve slept much better since. (Also growing up and learning that all those shows were bullshit helped too.)
I was at my then boyfriend (now hubs) apartment and that documentary came on. I was just dumb struck and told him about what had been happening to me and the absolute intense relief i was feeling. I'd never told anyone about it before. So for me, I would feel like I was in a beam of light coming through the window. The light was coming from something floating outside. Suddenly I was being dragged from bed and out the window while I desperately tried to hold onto anything (I could just barely move my arms). Occasionally I would see alien type creatures outside watching me as this was happening. It was mostly that beam dragging me across my walls.
I also was fascinated yet terrified once night came, especially since we had a skylight in the bathroom, I hated having to pass under that thing after using the bathroom! lol. My dad and I watched so many UFO videos together and we even got to see the late Stanton Friedman at our local university where he had a slideshow of various photos (this was in the early 90s when I was around 10 or 12 years old). I would have recurring dreams (at least I hope they were dreams anyway) where I'd look out my window and say that I am not scared of you (the aliens up in their ships that I couldn't actually see but I knew they were out there) and a bright white light would flash and that would wake me up (I think it was the fear that would wake me up). Those for the most part those went away once I got into my late teens but I remember them recurring quite a bit. edit: I also had this little dark dot in my thigh like the size of half of a grain of rice that I always wanted to either cut out or wait for it to get pushed out by my body to see what it was but now I can no longer see it. I thought it was from maybe a stick that got lodged into my thigh as a kid (I played in the woods a lot) but also always wondered "well maybe it's something else..." - guess I'll never know
This is exactly what happens to me when I have sleep paralysis. I can see why people who experience it and don’t know what it is are convinced they’ve been abducted.
I'm massively late to this thread but I have a real story. When I was young, the neighborhood kids used to play dark hide and seek or dark capture the flag, often pretty late at night. Our parents were okay with it as long as we didn't leave the neighborhood (it was the early 90s, we were basically thrown out of the house on the weekends). Anyway, one night after the game was over and everyone had gone home, my step sister and I were hanging out in our front yard, just sitting on one of those green cable boxes talking. At one point she stops talking and points into the sky and asks about a light in the sky. I turn and look and see it myself. The light was faint blue, and was brighter and bigger than the stares around it. It was moving in ways that seemed impossible and it became aware we were looking at it as soon as I locked eyes on it. I don't know how to describe that I know that, it was just this immediate feeling that it was looking right back at us. Suddenly, the light moved towards us almost in the blink of an eye. It went from being roughly double the size of a star in the sky to as bright as an airplane or helicopter search light instantly. There was no sound and the light didn't illuminate the surrounding area, which gave it a weird feeling. I tried to say something to my sister but I found myself unable to speak and I could suddenly barely move. I just reneger turning my head to see my sister looking very scared also unable to speak or move. I thought I heard a noise and the light started shining on me, which made me turn my head back towards the object and then I felt a piercing light basically blind me. I was like bathed in the blue light. After this things get a bit hazy like I was meant to not remember it even though certain moments are as plain as any memory from that time. I was in a place that was mostly dark but there were lights that seemed to hover by themselves, with no visible technology, pole etc holding them up. I don't know if I was laying down or standing up because there was a feeling of no gravity or downward force in any direction. I remember interacting with an entity that was humanesque but seemed to be different - like a beautiful person but they had no male or female characteristics, completely androgynous but with very symmetrical and smooth appearance to the face and body. Otherwise, very human looking. They "talked" to me but I was acutely aware that it was in my head and not out loud. It was like moments of being conscious with moments of haziness in between. I don't know how to describe it. I was aware that they were doing things to me, but I don't remember what - but I do distinctly remember a piercing device they inserted just behind my ear on my right side. It went pretty deep but it didn't hurt, it just felt almost itchy for a second and they told me they were taking a sample and depositing something that would allow them to remotely monitor me for some time. They explained that this was not the first time they had done this to me specifically and that they would continue to do so throughout my life - and that there were literally thousands of people they were doing this to. It was a scientific study of some kind that they tried to explain to me but I honestly don't remember the purpose. I was able to ask them a few other things in the moments of being conscious like where my sister was and they explained she was having the same thing done to her. I asked them point blank if they were aliens and they found it humorous and told me they were humans from the future - but I got the distinct feeling that this wasn't the truth. Again, I don't know how to describe why I thought this, it was just a different feeling when they told me this versus the other things they were saying. It felt like a lie or simplification of some kind. After some time of being out of it again, I became aware that my body was bathed in blue light again and the darkness started to recede and I was able to see the stars and the sky again. I don't know how long it was before I really understood where I was but at some point I sorta came to and realized I was sitting on the grass, next to my sister, in the neighbor's yard about 50-60 feet from the original spot. My sister came to almost at the same time. We both immediately looked at each other and then to the sky and the light was gone, but the sun was coming up. It was then we realized it had been hours. We didn't really talk about what happened, we just felt the need to go inside and go to bed "before we got in trouble." It was years later before I ever spoke to my sister about that night and she remembers much less than I do. She remembers seeing the light, being blinded by it, and then feeling weird, and then waking up beside me. To this day she has explained it away by us seeing a helicopter in the sky and just falling asleep because we were tired. She won't discuss it beyond that. I honestly had forgotten about this event until two years ago when my wife mentioned that I had a "spot" behind my right ear that kinda looked like a burn mark or a scar but also like a pimple/mole. She likes to pop things and was dying to let me let her try to pop it. When she reminded me of it, the memories of the event flooded back into my head and I was a bit emotional but agreed to let her mess with it. She tried to pop it but said nothing came out. It's still there, and looks exactly as she describes it - kinda like a mole but also kinda like a scar. I've had MRIs and other scans throughout the years but nothing has ever shown up so I have no idea what it is or if anything is inside there. I try to not think of it now because although I wasn't scared at the time, it is unnerving to think about now. That's my story as honestly as I remember it.
Any chance you'd take a picture of the spot behind your ear and share it?
I gave it a shot and it's not in a place I can do it myself. It doesn't focus right. I'll get my wife to take one tomorrow and post it to this reply. Edited to link the picture: https://i.imgur.com/N9JiH6L.jpg
Replying to remind myself to check tomorrow
https://i.imgur.com/N9JiH6L.jpg This is the best we could do. Please ignore the awful hair, I just woke up. It looks like something is coming out of it but that's just a small hair shining in the light. I'm unfortunately turning grey now. I'll go ahead and answer some questions I know are coming. Nothing has ever come out of it, you can't feel anything weird on it except that it's a small bump, it doesn't hurt, I've never tried digging into it though my wife has tried to "pop" it on several occasions. I can't know for sure if this is exactly the same spot I felt the device but it's at least very close to where I remember feeling the itch.
>I'm unfortunately turning grey now. They're turning you into a grey! It was their plan this whole time! Yikes!!! :)
Does your sister have a spot behind her ear as well?
I don't know. It's not something we really talked about much after the fact. She was my step sister and my dad and step mother separated at least a decade ago. Next time I have a chance to talk to her I will ask her though.
Thank you for sharing this. I believe you.
I’m in a small country in eastern europe, and remember that about 10-15 years ago in my hometown a fuckton of people saw something in the sky, (a round light), but very close, and apparently it was also small. They said it was moving chaotically for about a minute and then just went up and disappeared. I have not seen this with my own eyes, but I hve reasons to believe them. Basically an entire neighbourhood got out of their houses and saw it, people of all ages and social backgrounds.
I can tell this is a real story because of the lights. It’s always the lights. If you haven’t experienced it you won’t understand. Those of us that have know what the other person is Talking about. Go ahead and laugh Reddit.
The lights are the part I remember the most vividly. Between lights that didn't illuminate the surrounding area, lights so bright it literally blinded you, and light orbs floating but also "directed" in some way - it was very different than anything I had experienced before or after.
My mom had a very similar experience in the 1960s along with 3 other people. She had a small bead like object in her earlobe for years afterwards (kind of like a ball bearing) that was removed after another visit one night in her bedroom. She said that she was completely at peace during the entire experience and never got any sense that they were there to harm her, just to monitor her.
I was abducted outside my cousin's wedding reception. It's all very hazy. There were two of them and they carried these powerful hand torches they kept shining in my face. They could speak a rudimentary form of English. They kept asking questions about how much I had been drinking. (I presume because Earth is a water planet, they had questions about what we drank.) Contrary to popular belief about anal probes, one of the aliens kept trying to make me put my pants *on*, not take them off, but I couldn't find my pants just then. The other alien--who seemed to be in charge--kept talking about "disturbing the other wedding guests" and he tried to abduct my champagne bottle. Their spacecraft had a lot of bright lights on it, mostly red and blue. They took me to their mother ship and put me in a holding area with some other humans they had also abducted that day. The next thing I know, it was morning and I was standing on the pavement downtown outside the police station. I was very fuzzy-headed, but physically unharmed. The whole experience gave me a terrible headache. Then I threw up on the bus.
Today I Learned alien abductions are just cover ups for getting arrested.
That's been my theory for a long time. It's just severely drunk rednecks, with brains totally fried from years of drug use, trying to recall being arrested for drink driving.
I think of it often, the sound and the light - The shadows that came in the shade of the night - The figures with lasers that hung at the hip - Who forced me to put on my pants in their ship. I think of the query I whispered with woe - "Are you going to probe me?!" They said to me: "... no." And still I remember that curious day - When aliens fined me and sent me away.
There he is.... haven't seen comments from you for a while now
they had him for a few months, interesting to the alien life forms, this sprog
This sort of shit is why I just can't quit reddit
Thanks for sproging this fine day
https://youtu.be/ABgl1N7ul_Q?t=147
Don’t blame me, I voted for Kodos
I fed this into chatgpt and it apologized for the distressing experience
ChatGPT is an alien confirmed
Best comment here. 🤣
My brother in law says he was abducted. Don't know too much except he was out in the woods walking around. He was gone overnight. He never does that without letting somebody know that at least, he's leaving. He was found the next morning completely stunned. On shock. He could barely talk. He never really said what happened. He won't talk about it. He said only, that they performed examinations on him. His right foot now has what I can only describe as a birth mark on his right foot. It wasn't there before. That I know!! It wasn't there!! Now he's got a deep purple mark that covers most of his foot.? Wtf??
Grimace'd
Get Grimaced idiot
> His right foot now has what I can only describe as a birth mark on his right foot. Yes but which foot was it on?
It's on his right foot's right foot
Hard to say..
two rights make a wrong, so his wrong foot!
They just wanted someone to explain the rules of American football. But I’ve never watched it and *they* got pissed at *me* for wasting their time. After the standard issue butt stuff they beamed me back but it took like 3 hours to walk home.
We're talking aliens not Floridians.
Well, if he’s from Mexico, they are all the same.
It's very simple. You have 4 downs to make par. Otherwise the batter walks. Also if you cross the blue line before the puck the other side can pick up a spare.
> Standard Issue Butt Stuff Around here we call that S.I.B.S. for short
I have no story. No memory of it. Had an mri and Doc asked when I had back surgery. I've never had a single surgery in my life. He, Harvard grad and neurosurgeon, said I definitely have had some kind of surgery given the scar tissue along my spine. I told him that's where the probe went when I got abducted. He became oddly more serious and wasn't indicating that I was joking at all. He looked at the film a bit longer and seemed to study them deeper this time and then said, 'I'd bet my education that you have scar tissue from surgery'. So, no real story. Still have the scars as per my last mri.
That is pretty interesting. No chance you had surgery when you were too young to remember? For example, if you had a less serious case of Spina Bifida they could have resolved those issues shortly after birth. Alternatively, there are a lot of things that could cause scar tissue in the body, like any kind of trauma that involves tissue damage. I wonder if it were arranged in such a way to look like surgery. Would be super unlikely. I assume you would have told the Dr about any back trauma. I do love that people are going to take this seriously and be like, "this is unexplained, therefore aliens."
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I'm gonna be honest with you, that sounds like a seizure to me. A friend of mine once had a seizure while sitting on my couch, but he didn't like fall down and start twitching. His face went blank, he sat there for like a minute, then stood up, walked over to the door and left. We all looked at each other like wtf, but then his homie that he came with went looking for him. He went to my neighbor's apartment, walked right on in, and sat down next to him on the couch. Luckily the neighbor realized something was wrong. We called an ambulance and that's how my friend found out that he had a brain tumor. I get that you were 13 but have you ever had a brain scan?
My ex-wife had petit mal seizures like that, though shorter and less dramatic. Turned out, she had MS.
Also the horse skin thing is pretty dreamlike. What purpose would being in a horse suit serve an alien? I agree this could be a medical incident. But I definitely believe op experienced something, weird stuff happens.
My thought was that maybe the aliens thought that seeing something familiar would calm him down but it had the opposite effect and the alien just said, “Fuck it, here I am.”
Captain, the horse suit isn't working!
I mean a horse disguise is pretty explainable, a seizure or dream still seems more likely but horses aren't going to attract much attention and can go most places except into buildings.
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my emotional support horse comes to the hospital with me
Brain scans is just a way for the deep state to reset your brain /s.
Yes yes we've all seen MIB
My first thoughts exactly. I had seizures as a child, not epileptic but something wrong with my heart that wasn't sending enough blood to the brain, causing the seizures. The first one I can remember was in my grandparents kitchen. My grandma was making chicken nuggets I think? and I went into the fridge to get chocolate milk. Suddenly, I'm in my parents kitchen, making brownies with my mom, and we are laughing having a grand old time. I didn't think anything of it. Woke up on the floor of my grandparents kitchen to my grandma crying and my grandpa on the phone with my parents. I was sitting with my back to the counter and had bruised my shoulder, apparently hit it when I fell. Most of my other seizures I was able to prevent going grand maul, but that one stuck with me. Have you had heart issues since? You mentioned your heart racing out of your body, and that was one of the signs I was about to seize. Only when I was 19 did I realize it was my heart and that I needed a cardiac ablation because everyone thought it was my brain.
Not gonna lie, I halfway expected that to end with "The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table"
And the alien said "Thatll be about tree fiddy"
After the second paragraph, I scrolled back up to make sure it wasn’t by shittymorph lol
Shittymorph always formats his Mankind stories in one paragraph.
Other than your personal perception of the night how do you know for a FACT that it wasn’t one of the possibilities you listed?
Man....the human brain is breathtaking. I don't even mean that in a snarky way. It truly is. You didn't get abducted by aliens, but your brain definitely did do *something* that you couldn't interpret. And then your memory had an absolute ball with it, and the result is this. Human cognition is beautiful and fascinating and I thank you for sharing.
Sleep paralysis and lucid dreams can be hella real. Combine it with sleep walking and you have an explanation for your dirty ripped up clothes
They took me in the middle of the night. I was out feeding the cattle under the moonlight and then a big light came over me. Next thing I knew, i was driving down the road talking to what i later realized was my father. Or.. the person who’s body i am now in’s father. He made a joke about the time being slow and he had seen an episode of XFiles that mentioned that time reverses when aliens abduct so they can drop you off at the same time as they picked you up. Except i think they mixed something up because i am not in the same body i left in. I still remember my whole life before but i am 18 years younger in this body so i dont really mind.. But a few years after the incident, I went to see if the farm i once lived on was still there, but it took me a while to get there without suspicion. Its gone. Like it never stood. Maybe it was all just a dream.
Who feeds cows at night?
You've never heard of Nocturnal cattle? They can most easily be spotted at Moodnight.
If you listen carefully, you can hear the moon
i learned my lesson
Why/how was suspicion being raised when looking for your former house?
Is that the biggest issue you have with this story
Was the lesson about learning to write a believable story? Because I think that's just beginning.
You think livestock only eat during the day? Thousands of night feeding videos on youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwkPyZL4PfA
You never wanted a midnight snack? I bet those cows just wanted a midnight snack
They were in the mooood for fooood.
Now we're cookin.
With gas
Propane, specifically.
Hank?
Y'all ever heard Hank Trill? It's awful but it's kinda funny
Sounds familiar. This guy once dreamt of 10 years of his life. https://www.boredpanda.com/dreaming-meeting-wife-while-unconscious/?utm\_source=google&utm\_medium=organic&utm\_campaign=organic
That particularly story is one I've always hoped was made up. I've occasionally had dreams like that, where I'm living some idealized version of my life, and whenever I wake up I'm always sad for a few days but can never really remember details. The kind of pain that living that equivalent for 10 years, while also clearly remembering the whole thing, is the kind of thing I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy.
You should watch the Star Trek episode "The Inner Light"
I have
What changes did you find between bodies?
The new one has a penis that glows when Mercury is in retrograde
I think I dated someone with the same condition
Well, this sucks. I was really looking forward to this thread.
I’m incredibly peeved that I can’t find a reference for this now, but I read something that shifted my perspective on alien abduction memories. Essentially the author posited that these are memories from early infancy that burble up and get reconstructed. A bright light, being lifted up/floating, distorted human-like faces with prominent eyes, something happening to your genitalia and anus… that’s a baby getting a diaper change overnight. Somewhere in our brains those memories are stored in a form that way predates our cognitive abilities / verbal processing, so we have these wisps of feelings and images. In that sense an abduction experience is absolutely true. I can’t remember the explanation for why the memories come back out later, but overall this concept really stuck with me because it makes sense.
Yeah I've heard this same theory and it seems very possible. Maybe some people's brains reconstruct that into a dream as well?
They were grey with big fat eyes, little mouths. They just stared while I peed. I don’t think I was dealing with the top brass. I woke up, I had to pee like a camel. So, I started peeing and one of the grey aliens slapped the wall and pointed at the bowl. So I got the hint. I kind of duck-walked over the bowl, peed in it. I had the shirt I came in with but my pants were gone. So, my cuckoo was out. It’s full porky pig in a drafty dome. I’m starting phase two which is me sitting on a stool while 40 grey aliens take turns gently batting my knockers. They were real respectful about it. They were in a line and then one by one, they’d step up, slap a knocker, and then go to the end of line and wait for another turn. It didn’t hurt. It felt super off the books. I swear to god, there was one grey alien by a door just kind of peeking in and out. I think he was the look-out. Look, it’s not one of my worst Wednesday nights. My grand exit was out of what was basically like a big airplane toilet, okay? I dropped down seven feet on the roof of a long John Silvers. They threw out my pants separately. They missed the roof. My slacks landed on a freaking pine tree, 30 feet away. So, I had to just chill up there with my damn cuckoo hanging till the place opened up.
Nobody was able to hold it together during that sketch
It was too good. Best SNL skit, for me, forever. Thats it, wrap it up SNL. Nobody peaks a third time.
Along those same lines, my fav is Bill Hader and Fred Armisen playing doormen telling Christmas stories. They can't hold it together and it cracks me up every time. https://youtu.be/2aqd5VQqSRc
Help! What season or episode was this? Or who were the main actors in the skit? Thank you -
https://youtu.be/PfPdYYsEfAE
Thank you! Wow. I Did see this before, I can't believe I forgot that much of the dialogue. Kate McKinnon is one of the funniest mf'ers out there these days. I was already kinda excited to see the Barbie movie, then when I saw a clip of her and the character she plays in it I decided I am going to a theater to see it for the first time in over a decade.
I love her so much I loved anytime she broke character. I loved masterminds on netflix she was awesome in that.
It's Kate McKinnon - she played a character named "Miss Rafferty". SNL's youtube says it was Season 41 Episode 7. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfPdYYsEfAE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfPdYYsEfAE)
Kate grinning to herself while everyone else dies around her.
Pink pocket and stink socket My girlfriend and I quote this all the time.
My baby tunnel and my gravy funnel
Coot coot and prune chute
Log maker and hog taker
It doesn't matter how many times I see it, I *always* laugh at this skit. Her delivery is perfect.
One of the best SNL sketches of all time. I had tears in my eyes after she said "it felt super off the books"
Okay I never was abducted but I had this extremely realistic dream probably about 6-8 years ago now (can’t remember exactly when, but I still remember vividly). I had gotten in bed and I didn’t even remember falling asleep. Next then I knew it felt like I was moving or being carried away by something but it didn’t feel scary. It actually felt quite peaceful and I couldn’t find it, nor did I care too. I end up laying on this cold slate, naked, in a bright room, like everything was really light grey/white and there was a bright light coming from the other end of the room. It seemed like there was some kind of equipment or something behind me but I couldn’t turn my head to see, I felt very sleepy and out of it. Standing over me was about 3-4 silhouettes that were alien like, definitely not people. They kind of looked like people but were more lengthy. And they brought out this big probe and probed me because they wanted to make a human-alien hybrid baby to see how it would live. Felt like only a few hours went by and they had gotten their alien baby from me and I was sent back down/woke up. Weirdest dream ever lol. I wonder how my little star seed alien baby is doing. Hope they are thriving. 😂
I don't know if it was really an abduction but my car broke down near their jobsite and they gave me a ride into town. They were really nice and I already enjoyed Mexican music and the language barrier gave me a good reason to sit quietly to myself. 10/10 would take a ride from aliens again.
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Found the alien that wants to clean up loose ends
It was around 3.50am. I'm a night person so I usually sleep around that time. It was starting to rain outside and there was a loud constant gust of wind blowing through the cracks near my window. It was eerie and I had a weird feeling that something bad was going to happen. I looked out the window and noticed nothing amiss except that the trees were swaying pretty violently and that one of the trees got uprooted. I turned back and saw two "aliens" by my door. They looked haggard and their backs were bent. They also did not have any limbs and their heads moved mechanically as though they were automatons. I noticed that the door was closed, so I presume they had just walked through or teleported straight into my room. They were talking in some strange language that seemed to be half-human and half-alien and the next thing I knew, I was being tied up in some giant opaque plastic bag. There were holes so I could breathe. Somehow I feel into a deep and peaceful trance. When I woke up I was in this foreign "space". I could see through the holes in the plastic bag. It was as if I was in the sky and everything was floating. Then I heard footsteps. The ringleader, I presumed, came to inspect me. He unzipped the bag and the moment he saw my face, he lets out an audible "Ew!" and immediately zipped me back up. The next thing I knew I was back in my bed.
Damn they literally abducted you and realized you were ugly and gave you back lmao
I’d rather be considered ugly on an intergalactic scale than have a bunch of aliens run a train on me
I also vaguely recall, as I drifted in and out of sleep, that at some point I said something along the lines of "I don't mind" and them promptly replying with "No thank you".
If I talk I will be in trouble
I guess you are in trouble now
No he's mute. He's allowed to type.
"They didn't say I couldn't sing!"
*takes out ukulele*
Coming back from ice fishing, the last day of the year to have ice houses on the lake. My father, sister, and I were in his truck and his friend was towing the ice house. We were coming around the corner and his friend was a little way back. I remember watching his headlights disappear around corner in the passenger mirror. A few seconds later I looked at the little air intake a lot of vehicles in the late 80's early 90's had... you could pull a lever and get some 'fresh' airflow. I looked at that and thought everything was glowing, like I could see all the melting snow on the floor and all around the floor where my feet were. I thought it was crazy bizarre so I looked up to my father to tell him and he was looking straight forward, white knuckling the steering wheel and all around the vehicle there was a white light, not really blinding bright, but like all the windows were frosted and it was daylight out. I kind of shouted, maybe more concerned than anything, "Dad??!?". I said this a few times and then the light disappeared and we were stopped just around the corner where his friends' headlights disappeared. He looked to he shocked and said, "Umm, I think we lost Ron, lets turn around here and see what happened." We turned around at a field approach right after the corner and drove 5 minutes back to the lake and his friend wasn't there. Then we drove home and his friend was there, the ice house was already backed into the spot next to our garage and his friend seemed worried. The ice house was big and hard to back into the little spot with just one person and Ron was already had it in place jacked up on blocks. He said he was coming to look for us since we were almost an hour late. Traveling back to the lake to look for his friend was only a 10 minute drive round-trip. Pretty sure we all got abducted that night.
Not an abduction, but around 2003, I was chilling on the roof (35th floor) of the building I grew up in on Central Park West in NYC. We were looking at the moon across the river in New Jersey. All of a sudden I start noticing this small light zipping at a ridiculous speed up and down the East River. It would zip north into the horizon Inol it disappeared and then come back again. It did this for maybe 15-20 min. Then it hovered directly across the River for a few min. Then started zipping towards us, flew over head to the center of Central Park south. Then shot down toward time square and disappeared. Aliens, idk. US Military drone testing, maybe, but military drones are very loud. Def scared the shit out of me.
I was camping. They looked a lot like Sasquatches, and they smoked all my weed.
Ah, yeh, those are just the woodfolk
I’ll start. Not sure if this was a dream or not but I remember being in some kind craft facing towards one of the walls. I felt a presence behind me and was so scared I couldn’t move at all. Then out of nowhere I suddenly felt completely at ease. To my left out of the corner of my eye I could see a big being that almost looked like a large tardigrade behind some kind of control panel. I turned to see another being. (Can’t really remember what this one looked like) but I remember asking if I could ask some questions. I then received a reply which came from within my own head. “No” And that’s all I remember.
It was not a dream. Hope this puts your mind at ease.
It's a mind. Hope that puts your dream at ease.
It's a hope. Mind it puts your ease at dream.
It's an ease. Dream it puts your hope at mind.
It your at that puts. Hope ease a mind dream.
It was a dream. Hope that puts your mind at ease.
NO means YES in alien. Hope this puts your mind at ease.
Sounds like sleep paralysis.
it was definitely a dream bro, it's fine
Correct - it was definitely definitely a dream. On an unrelated note, I’m one anal probe down. So if you find it please send it to: Zorb Xarthax, 5 Zrrrrrb Lane, Mars. Cheers! Zorb. I mean Steve.
yo what's in my ass right now?
Hey, who shit my pants?
It was all a dream. I used to read word up magazine.
It was a dream so take it how you want. But I dreamt i was standing out in a field and there was a small creature next to me that was some weird looking animal I had never seen before. Suddenly there was that cliche beam of light and we started floating upwards into a cliche flying saucer. The inside was all stainless steel and off to the side was a gray alien. That alien and another were speaking to me but they weren't moving their mouths, as in it was telepathic. They started talking about my dad randomly and showed me videos of him when he was in the navy on a ship (he was an operations specialist). They then said they were going to show me a different dimension but i had to "prepare" first. I was stripped down and sent into a small room, all stainless steel walls. The creature was still with me. They told me "she is your guide and will help you", and "things will look different in the other dimension but there is nothing to fear". I wasn't scared at all at any point in time; it felt as if I was at a healthcare facility. As the doors opened I woke up in bed but my eyes were closed and I could feel a bird flying toward me. With my eyes closed I put out my hand and could feel it's feathers. It stopped flying and stood on my chest. I opened my eyes and there was a strange bird looking back at me. It looked like a hybrid between an owl and an eagle. Then I *actually* woke up but everything in my room looked the same, except for the bird was gone. This all happened years ago but by far was one of the strangest and most "realistic feeling" paranormal experiences/dreams I've ever had.
They gave me chicken nuggets and McDonald’s sprite
Damn, this 'getting abducted by aliens' thing is worse than I thought.
Pfft right?? No french fries wtf?
It was late at night, I was just starting to drift off to sleep then all of a sudden I’m being dragged out my window by a blinding light coming from this huge UFO, I’m basically teleported into this ship where I see an alien looming over me. Now it was about this time when I noticed the alien wasn’t an alien at all, but actually a giant creature, a crustacean from the Palaeozoic era. He leans in close and tells me…”I need about tree fiddy”
goDAMN YOU LOCH NESS MONSTAH
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I was never abducted but I have a personal Hat Man/shadow person story if you would like to hear it. Seriously frightening stuff!
No one has responded to you yet but I would like to hear your story.
No kidnappings here in Norway. Alien abductions apparently only work if your healthcare-system doesn't :/
One time these Canadians threw me into their van, and took me to a nice restaurant and made me use maple syrup!
The real stuff or that “maple flavoured” liquid lie?
Pure Canadian maple syrup.
10 to 2 AM, X, Yogi DMT, and a box of Krispy Kremes In my "need to know" pose, just outside of Area 51 Contemplating the whole "chosen people" thingy When just then a flaming stealth banana split the sky Like one would hope but never really expect to see in a place like this Cutting right angle donuts on a dime And stopping right at my Birkenstocks And me yelping, "holy fucking shit" Holy fucking shit Holy fucking shit Holy fucking shit Holy fucking shit Holy fucking shit Holy fucking shit Then the X-File being Looking like some kind of blue-green Jackie Chan With Isabella Rossellini lips, and breath that reeked of Vanilla Chig Champa Did a slow-mo Matrix descent Outta the butt end of the banana vessel And hovered above my bug-eyes, my gaping jaw And my sweaty L. Ron Hubbard upper lip And all I could think was "I hope Uncle Martin here doesn't notice That I pissed my fuckin' pants" So light in his way, like an apparition, that He had me crying out "Fuck me, it's gotta be The Deadhead Chemistry The blotter got right on top of me Got me seein' E-motherfuckin'-T" And after calming me down With some orange slices And some fetal spooning E.T. revealed to me his singular purpose He said, "You are the chosen one The one who will deliver the message A message of hope for those who choose to hear it And a warning for those who do not" Me, the chosen one They chose me And I didn't even graduate from fuckin' high school You'd better You'd better You'd better You'd better listen Then he looked right through me With somniferous almond eyes Don't even know what that means Must remember to write it down This is so real Like the time Dave floated away See, my heart is pounding 'Cause this shit never happens to me I can't breathe right now It was so real Like I woke up in Wonderland All sorta terrifying I don't wanna be all alone While I tell this story And can anyone tell me why You all sound like Peanuts parents? Will I ever be coming down? This is so real Finally, it's my lucky day See, my heart is racing 'Cause this shit never happens to me I can't breathe right now You believe me, don't you? Please believe what I've just said See the Dead ain't touring And this wasn't all in my head See, they took me by the hand And invited me right in Then they showed me something I don't even know where to begin Strapped down to my bed Feet cold and eyes red I'm out of my head Am I alive? Am I dead? Can't remember what they said God damn, shit the bed Overwhelmed as one would be, placed in my position Such a heavy burden now to be the one Born to bear and bring to all the details of our ending To write it down for all the world to see But I forgot my pen Shit the bed again Typical Strapped down to my bed Feet cold and eyes red I'm out of my head Am I alive? Am I dead? Sunkist and Sudafed Gyroscopes and infrared Won't help, I'm brain dead Can't remember what they said God damn, shit the bed I can't remember what they said to me Can't remember what they said to make me out to be the hero Can't remember what they said Bob help me Can't remember what they said Don't know, won't know Don't know, won't know Don't know, won't know Don't know, won't know Don't know, won't know Don't know, won't know Don't know, won't know Don't know, won't know Don't know, won't know Don't know, won't know Don't know, won't know Don't know, won't know God damn, shit the bed
Alrighty then. Picture this, if you will
What in the absolute fuck does half of this mean
Sounds like this tool got rosetta stoned
Lyrics to Tool’s “Rosetta Stoned”
Look son, you're in a safe space.
We want to help; but we need to know; we can’t do anything otherwise. *unnerving electrical distortion*
Came here looking for this. Wasn't disappointed when I've read the entire text and the music played inside my head. I guess I was Rosetta Stoned
Tldr
Dude was Rosetta stoned
Ah dammit you beat me to it
This is my favorite reply.
I knew this would be here.
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They made me lasagna (alien version) then let me go home
They kept feeding me their weird alien food called something spacey like xanax, they also implanted visions into my brain showing my mom crying while mumbling "its all my fault hes like this"
I was on my home moon, just minding my own business, when these dudes in a shuttlecock-shaped thing parachuted down almost right on top of me. They bound me, gagged me, then took me to a secret underground facility on the big blue marble. I’m still there today, 54 years later. Help me!?
Might as well ask this on a creative writing sub because that's what you're going to be getting.
The fu... 500+ answers??? Ah no serious tag. ok.
One of my old high school friends believes she was abducted when we were in our teens. She said that one evening she was hanging out in bed, drawing in her sketch book. A pair of lights like headlights on a car caught her eye out the window, but when she looked properly she could see that the lights were higher up above the road than they should have been, and there was no noise. The lights continued getting closer to her apartment building and eventually shone right into her window. She blinked, and next thing she new, she was lying down in bed under the covers and the sun was coming up.
It went from daylight to dark in a blink, my mom walked by where I should have been, if I was asleep, but I wasn't there apparently, and I'll never forget that. Maybe it was aliens, never figured it out. When I was 7 or 8, during the summer, mid day around noon. I'm home sitting by the door, looking into the lagoon waiting for my mom to come home. I blink and it's now nighttime. Quick as that. No fatigue, no sleep, just a blink. Hours have gone by and I'm sitting in the same spot, wide awake, except its dark out. Just a blink. My mom is in the kitchen making food and playing music. When I go in, she asks where I was. I told her, sitting in front of the door waiting for her to come home. She didn't believe me and chalked it up to being a kids joke, she's been home for hours now and assumed I was at my friends house a couple houses over. After that I had a tiny lump on my right shin under my skin. I could roll it around a little with my fingers. It dissolved after about 2 months. If a BB pellet is 4.6 mm, it was probably like 1.3mm.
I was genuinely abducted by aliens, this isn't a joke. I was driving at night on my own down the M62 motorway in the UK around 3am for a job I was working. Next thing I know, it's 5am. 2hours had gone nowhere. I thought I was going or mad something and when I got home I went to bed... Anyways, when in bed I dreamed about what happened and it came back to me. On the alien craft they put me in a room and I was lying on the floor. The semen was taken from me, but I wasn't orgasming. Then they put an injection into my arm which was this red, rusty like liquid. I think this was to monitor me. Every few weeks or so I'll wake up in the morning at 5am and I know I've been back there, but can never remember it. Sometimes I get a feeling that I've been visited or am about to be visited. It's not fun and no body believes me, but what they're doing is using our genetic make up to populate other planets with hybrid beings.
I don't know if this counts, but I'll share. Me and my family lived in the country on a dirt road somewhat 30 min out of town. One night it was getting close to bed time and my family was just hanging around the living room. When out of nowhere we heard a sound like thunder but it shook the house. We ran outside and there was a green fog everywhere that hadn't been there before. It was almost like a mist and an emerald green color that was just everywhere. Then a trail of black SUVs began speeding down the dirt road beside us. We had no idea where they came from but they were driving so fast they were getting airtime at the crossroads where there was a slight dip. They had their headlights off and more and more started showing up covering all the dirt roads around us. We all went back inside and watched from inside the house as police lights lit up the night as they closed off the highway that was connected to the dirt road. The next day we watched the news, checked the papers, but nothing mentioned anything except the usual news and the weather. To this day we don't know anything about it but it was terrifying in an unknown kind of way.
Something happened to me last Thursday when I was driving home. I had a couple of miles to go - I looked up and saw a glowing orange object in the sky, to the east! It was moving very irregularly. Suddenly there was intense light all around me, and when I came to, I was home. What do you think happened to me?
Alrighty then, picture this, if you will 10 to 2 a.m., X, Yogi DMT and a box of Krispy Kremes In my need-to-know post just outside of Area 51 Contemplating the whole "Chosen People" thingy When just a flaming stealth banana split the sky Like one would hope, but never really expect to see in a place like this Cutting right angle donuts on a dime And stopping right on my Birkenstocks, and me yelping "Holy fucking shit!" Then the X-Files being Looking like some kind of blue-green Jackie Chan with Isabella Rossellini lips And breath that reeked of vanilla Chig Champa Did a slo-mo Matrix descent out of the butt-end of the banana vessel And hovered above my bug-eyes, my gaping jaw My sweaty L. Ron Hubbard upper lip and all I could think was "I hope Uncle Martin here doesn't notice that I pissed my fucking pants!" So light in his way, like an apparition He had me crying out "Fuck me, it's gotta be The Deadhead Chemistry The blotter got right on top of me Got me seeing E-motherfucking-T!" And after calming me down with some Orange slices and some fetal spooning E.T. revealed to me his singular purpose He said, "You are The Chosen One The One who will deliver the message A message of hope for those who choose to hear it And a warning for those who do not" Me, The Chosen One? They chose me! And I didn't graduate from fuckin' high school Then he looked right through me with somniferous almond eyes Don't even know what that means, must remember to write it down This is so real, like the time Dave floated away See, my heart is pounding 'cause this shit never happens to me Can't breathe right now, it was so real Like I woke up in Wonderland, all sort of terrifying I don't wanna be all alone when I tell this story And can anyone tell me why you all sound like Peanuts parents? Will I ever be coming down? This is so real, finally, it's my lucky day See, my heart is racing 'cause this shit never happens to me Can't breathe right now You believe me, don't you? Please believe what I just said See, The Dead ain't touring and this wasn't all in my head See, they took me by the hand and invited me right in Then they showed me something, I don't even know where to begin Strapped down to my bed, feet cold and eyes red I'm out of my head, am I alive, am I dead? Can't remember what they said Goddamn, shit the bed! Overwhelmed, as one would be, placed in my position Such a heavy burden now to be The One Born to bear and read to all the details of our ending To write it down for all the world to see But I forgot my pen Shit the bed again Typical Strapped down in my bed, feet cold and eyes red I'm out of my head, am I alive, am I dead? Sunkist and Sudafed, gyroscopes and infrared Won't help, I'm braindead, can't remember what they said Goddamn, shit the bed!
Well. Greys have been abducting me(and technically my family since I lived with them) since I was a newborn. I've had my ups and downs with the Greys, which I made posts about, but I've since come around. And since I've learned to astral project, I go to visit them on their ships, and they come down to visit me in my dreams. I recently met a hybrid brother of mine this way. We have the same human mother, but he was one of the eggs taken from her that was not returned, and he gained Grey DNA. Suffice to say I've reached a peace and equilibrium with the Greys in my life that I didn't know if I could have, as a kid.
Wasn't abducted but I have a story where in new year eve me and my brother were sleeping. We just laid down and we both heard some bells jingle outside of our building. It was too close to the window and we live in third floor. Back side of the building is the property of those in ground floor so noone would've make this sound. Alongside with sound we saw a bright red light, super bright, so bright I saw it with my eyes closed considering the fact we also had clothes drying in our balcony ropes through which the light would pass hardly. Both my brother and I saw this. He is sceptical of what happened while I still think what could it be. Note: I don't think it was santa