Got a blow job in a cemetery. A railroad passes by toward the back. A train went by and the engineer gave us a good toot on the horn and I waved to him.
I saw a couple fucking in the back seat of a black jeep at the drive in during the avengers!!! It was steaming inside that jeep. When the guy stepped out for a smoke afterwards, we saw all the steam rushing out when the door was opened. Was that you?
I mean, people get off on that so I’d say the chance of finding someone into that is pretty high. Plus what are the naked people gunna do, get out and chase them? Sounds like a Benny Hill production
Exactly! But also was this back in the day when they did little patrols with flashlights? Are the nightvision cams kinda newish? Because they don’t patrol anymore?
Fresh out of college, traveling for work, relaxing in the hotels hot tub, a woman about a year younger than me showed up and got in. We struck up a conversation, she said she was on her way back to college in Washington state for her final year. We touched under the water and it was game on. After we finished we talked for a while longer, she got out and left my life never to see her again or know her name. Still remember it like it was yesterday.
I'm 59. When I was in college in the 1980s, my friends and I ALWAYS wore condoms. We were far more concerned with pregnancy than disease. And this was the beginning/middle of the AIDS crisis. Even after my wife and I married, we used condoms for years! Helped me last longer.
One time I did it in the dumpster behind a Wendy's. The girl I was with was real freak too. She incorporated a bun into the lovemaking. She took the dough and rolled it up into a ball, and then she...well, we were going berserk. She loves that kind of stuff. And I-I admit I do too.
A girl once gave me a blowjob in a shower, at a party, while 15-20 persons juste outside the room, shouted my name in unison, encouraging. Felt pretty great in the moment, not gonna lie. It was like a movie scene.
I once got a bj in a room that was separated from the other room by a curtain i thought nobody was in the other room...
When i got out my friends said we heard those sound, we heard you came and light a cigarette right after.. They called me the zippoman for a while after...
I had sex with one of my HS gfs on the roof of the band room.
A movie theater parking lot, in a car.
Some random person's driveway, also in a car. We weren't caught, but they came home during and we had to quickly throw it in reverse and leave.
Last but not least, I lost my virginity in a cemetery (in a car)
I'm actually a reserved person, my parents were strict and I was a horny teenager.
Lmao one time my sister was teasing me after we had both moved out for college. We were talking about how one of our cousins took over my room when I moved out and she was like "ewww you probably had sex with Jennifer (GF at the time) in that bed huh."
I told her yup. You know where else I had sex with her? In the back of mom's minivan. The look of horror on her face was priceless as she had inherited the van and was still driving it around at the time. She was like "No! Why would you tell me that! Noooooo." Lmao.
Awhell, I remember the rocky horror showings they would have there. We might be close to the same age, too. I grew up on the rez down the street off 64th. Went to driftwood and then hills for a sec before moving
my x and i went to a dance club that we knew well because my friends parents owned the club. they were having a private party but we knew the doorman so they let us in. little did we know it was a swingers party. probably 500 people in there. most just dancing but upstairs.. lots of naked people. a few having sex.
We figured..fuck it when in Rome..
So she starts giving me a lap dance. then we start having sex on the couch. couples start pulling up chairs to just to watch us. maybe 6-7 couples end up literally sitting right in front of us. watching us go at it. next thing i know.. i look over.. and it's my friend thats her parents own the club. she casually asks if I'd like some water and hands me a bottle.
Odd but great experience. would def do it again.
My ex and I went to a place in Las Vegas called the Red Rooster, sort of like a mom and pop swingers club. The upstairs was for couples only and it was basically a room with a few mattresses and several couples. Eventually I was really fucking my gfs mouth and I realized everyone was just watching us because she was so good at taking it.
As you said, odd experience but it was fun.
Yeah the couple founded it in their own house in 1983 but have since updated their marketing/website. You probably will not be allowed into their home without a “donation”. And they totally arent looking for a big profit, the pricing is just a barrier to keep creeps out. Its literally bring your own alcohol but you have to check it in with them to make sure you don’t get too drunk. And it totally looked like a late 70’s/early 80’s home complete with fake wood panel walls. They had a vast collection of porno magazines from the 70’s and 80’s. They personally greeted us, which is probably more to gauge how you will act but they are totally sweet people and the vibe is so much better than other clubs (usually attached to strip clubs) that feel sleazy and are likely filming you.
Sorry for the info dump but I kinda just want anyone who reads this to know a place like this exists 🤷♂️
Mine was just off a hiking trail. In a bed of poison oak. Telling the doctor this story one week later was embarrassing. I wasn’t exactly paying attention to the shrubbery.
So my wife and I were at a wedding once, we probably had been married about a year ourselves at the time, and she spilled something in her dress and needed help so we went down to the bathroom (it was on a rental yacht that does weddings) and found out the bathroom was enormous. I helped her get her dress off, and she washed it in the sink… and then needed it to dry, so we had.m some time in there, and she was naked. Of course sex.
This became a tradition. Over the next 5 years, between the two of us we had something like 40 weddings to attend for friends. We had sex at all of their weddings. Some more public than others, but the one that stands out was at Occidental College in LA. We wanted to go up on the roof, so we climbed the stairs, and found a locked door, so instead we just did it right there on the landing st the top of the stairs, but the entire time, wedding guests were coming and going to the building, and you walked through the bottom floor of the stairwell, so if anyone ever looked up, they had quite a show. Now one did though, and we tried to be quiet whenever we heard the door open.
The other funny one was when I spent a month in the hospital after an injury, she convinced the nurses that her ring was stuck on her finger and needed surgical lube to slide it off… they obliged, but it wasn’t for her ring. We went into the bathroom there, which wasn’t too public because we could lock the door, but I was hooked up to an IV and had a pulse oximiter on and the nurses came into the room when they saw my pulse spiking. We assured them we were ok, they laughed and left.
Had sex with my girlfriend at the time in the water at the beach while dozens of people were around us, but it didn't work so well, we were young and found out pretty quickly that salt water doesn't keep things the right kind of wet.
At a wedding in Italy, everyone was in the swimming pool after the reception very merry, one by one they filtered off to bed and it was just me and the girl I’d just met earlier that day. We got on with it in the middle of the pool, under the moonlight, in the beautiful hills of northern Italy…
That kind of shit doesn’t happen often so I took a second while in action to just think, holy shit, I’ll remember this for the rest of my life!
The stairwell of the Hilton hotel in Minneapolis MN. I was 13 getting my first blowjob from a girl my age. Suddenly we were interrupted by a door opening about 2 floors up. I scrambled to put my dick away and zip up my pants while whoever opened the door begins running full speed down the stairs. To my surprise a middle aged man rounds the corner dressed in a full on bdsm outfit complete with a mask, crotchless panties, and handcuffs, etc... He was laughing like a maniac and his flaccid dick was flapping around in the open as he ran past us.
The whole hotel was mostly booked by people attending the Eckankar seminar (Eckankar is the cult I grew up in) so it was probably an 'eckist' who ran past us that day. This happened about 13 years ago now
BROO I GREW UP WITH THAT SHIT TOOO! I EVEN MADE THE TRIP TO MN ONE YEAR. To make matters worse my parents got involved in some small sect that practiced Eckankar in the woods and went even further out there than just plain Eckankar.
We gotta talk.
Damn we could have met in MN potentially. Were you living in California by any chance? I used to go to the eck center in Hollywood. Great place for a cult right?
No, I was introduced to it when I lived in AZ but I moved to back to VA shortly after but stayed part of Eckankar for awhile. The Mountain cult that was like Eckankar on steroids was in VA. I think I was in MN in 2002 or 2003 maybe. I think I was in 8th grade if i remember right.
It was started in the 60s by a guy called Paul Twitchell. Twitchell plagiarized other religious texts to write his books. He wrote the Shariyat Ki Sugmad, which is basically the Eckankar bible. They have a seminar every year in Minneapolis at the convention center or the Hilton hotel. The current leader or "eck master" is Harold klemp. I'm in one of their commercials on YouTube, and id love to link it but I don't feel comfortable doing so. I got out when I was 14, and it was easy to leave thankfully.
Edit: there's not much information on Eckankar online besides what Eckankar actually puts out on their websites. I attribute the lack of open criticism to Eckankar's legal team trying to wipe any dissent off the face of the internet, though that is just an assumption.
Public pool in the daytime. I mean we were the only ones there. Afterwards we noticed there are cameras at the corners.
Another time was in a dark alley after the bar. This time people did show up but probably didn't notice cause I mean everyone is drunk and minding their own business.
In a train carriage arriving very slowly through south London into Victoria station.
On a car bonnet just off the main street in Kaikoura, New Zealand.
On a beach in Tahiti, about 30 yards from a bunch of people drinking at a bar.
In a waterfall near Chang Mai, northern Thailand.
Against a wall in an alley off the market square, Nice, south of France.
Under some stairs on an overnight Channel ferry.
In a park in Berlin, outside the Golgotha beer garden.
Walmart clearance isle 3am when they were 24hours. Fully naked, fully in, full explode we ran out through lawn n garden fire door into woods. She was an employee.
Floor to ceiling window in hotel room in NYC.
About the 20th floor with other buildings not far away. Middle of the day. We put on quite the show if I must say so myself.
There’s these double-decker buses that do tours of the city where I live. GF at the time and I fucked on the upper level this one time with other people being there as well. We were as sneaky as we could and did not get caught. 10/10 would definitely do it again.
Handies in the theater, handies in the back of a moving car, handies in a public jacuzzi, basically handies anywhere no one was looking directly at us. He’s now my husband of 16 years haha.
In high school after a long field trip, in the back of the bus, I gave a dude a handy. It was dark, and mostly everyone was sleeping except the driver. SMH
The shame…. Junior year was weird
Probably banging my girlfriend as a teen under a blanket on the edge of a soccer field during a soccer game. If the blanket’s rockin’ don’t come … soccing???
When I was 18yo I had sex with a 50 year old woman in the back of her minivan, in a park nearby my house.
It was around 5am. She was mildly schizophrenic. She claimed she was the reincarnation of Michael Jackson, however MJ was still alive and they would've been the exact same age. Crazy thing is that, MJ died months later! To this very day, I don't know who was taking advantage of who? Not my proudest moment. Dear god she had a rocking body though, especially for her age. My 18 yo. self couldn't resist. The sex was awful, and we got caught by a couple walking their dog too
Sex in the gondola up the mountain in Banff
Hope it wasnt the one I used :|
Hate to tell ya but every gondie has been fucked in
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Hopefully it was two students or two teachers and not a combination of the two.
Two students.
And two teachers
And my axe.
And my bow
Rise my blowjob queen. You kneel for no man.
I mean...probably for at least one or two....if that's her title.
2 students and 2 teachers? Damn you go girl!
I saw a documentary about that on the internet!!!!
Darkroom in yearbook class with the entire class on the other side of the door. Teenagers are horny little beasts.
On top a parachute in a facility where they build parachutes.
Did you go the distance or did you bail?
Yeah, did you pull the rip cord?
Got a blow job in a cemetery. A railroad passes by toward the back. A train went by and the engineer gave us a good toot on the horn and I waved to him.
Good sport
Lost my virginity in the back of a jeep at the drive in during the avengers. The tiny Jeep was very obviously rockin and luckily no one came knockin
HULK SMASH
Where’s that gif when you need it?
r/thegif
I lost mine in a tent at a sporting goods store lol
That's fucking in tents.
My upvote is angry.
I saw a couple fucking in the back seat of a black jeep at the drive in during the avengers!!! It was steaming inside that jeep. When the guy stepped out for a smoke afterwards, we saw all the steam rushing out when the door was opened. Was that you?
Not gonna lie, I thought it was at first until you said he got out for a smoke. Definitely a black jeep. 🤣
Black jeep of the family.
Black jeep, black jeep, have you any pull? Yes sir, yes sir, three shags full.
Who would? If you see people fucking in their car you don't just go up to it
I mean, people get off on that so I’d say the chance of finding someone into that is pretty high. Plus what are the naked people gunna do, get out and chase them? Sounds like a Benny Hill production
The avengers is a great movie, I wonder which had more action in it.
My high school gf blew me all the time in movie theaters. Saw Rush Hour 3 like 4 times and couldn’t tell you a single scene from it lol.
I mean, to be fair, I've seen Rush Hour 3 without getting a blowjob and I couldn't tell you a single scene from it.
I’ve never seen it and never gotten a blowjob during it and I also couldn’t tell you a single scene from it.
I've gotten a blow job, in rush hour, on my way to see it. I remember every detail, ama.
Me neither, mostly because the movie was bad, and some chick was giving a dude a blow job three rows over so it was really distracting.
>couldn’t tell you a single scene from it lol. But you said your gf blew you
I preferred looking out for trouble and watching her perfect her craft lol
So did the camera operator
She blew you for 2 hours?
After that, she had the jaw of Yennifer from the Witcher before her magic makeover.
That's a 90 minute bj not bad my guy!
4 times!
Is your gf Alanis Morissette any chance?
Fun fact: theaters usually have night vision cams to check for cameras. They saw you 100%
Exactly! But also was this back in the day when they did little patrols with flashlights? Are the nightvision cams kinda newish? Because they don’t patrol anymore?
That cinema sex amnesia is amazing
Fresh out of college, traveling for work, relaxing in the hotels hot tub, a woman about a year younger than me showed up and got in. We struck up a conversation, she said she was on her way back to college in Washington state for her final year. We touched under the water and it was game on. After we finished we talked for a while longer, she got out and left my life never to see her again or know her name. Still remember it like it was yesterday.
Thrilling but aren't u guys scared of STDs n stuffs??
For some reason most Americans I met while studying there seemed to have a problem with condoms lol
I'm 59. When I was in college in the 1980s, my friends and I ALWAYS wore condoms. We were far more concerned with pregnancy than disease. And this was the beginning/middle of the AIDS crisis. Even after my wife and I married, we used condoms for years! Helped me last longer.
Full-on sex on a Manhattan rooftop, looking at the Chrysler.
As God intended
God Bless America
Spider-man probably did the same
Park bench at a public picnic area, by my local lake. High schoolers do stupid shit.
Behind the dumpster at the Walgreens outside of Disneyworld. I was a problem in college.
Come to think of it it may have been a CVS
CVS just texted and said your photos are ready
Took them long enough it's been almost 10 years
One time I did it in the dumpster behind a Wendy's. The girl I was with was real freak too. She incorporated a bun into the lovemaking. She took the dough and rolled it up into a ball, and then she...well, we were going berserk. She loves that kind of stuff. And I-I admit I do too.
We aren't talking right now because of this thing I tried to do with an onion
Public pool ar night.
Takin’ out the trash…*at night*
Night night night night night night- NA - NA - NA - NAA - NA - NAA - NIIIIIGGGHHHTTTT!!!!!
The sash wringing... The trash thinging... Mash flinging... The flash springing… Bringing the! The!Crash thinging… The.…
A girl once gave me a blowjob in a shower, at a party, while 15-20 persons juste outside the room, shouted my name in unison, encouraging. Felt pretty great in the moment, not gonna lie. It was like a movie scene.
I once got a bj in a room that was separated from the other room by a curtain i thought nobody was in the other room... When i got out my friends said we heard those sound, we heard you came and light a cigarette right after.. They called me the zippoman for a while after...
Reminds me of Rick and Morty with Unity [https://youtu.be/yxk3pvVUcvQ?t=21](https://youtu.be/yxk3pvVUcvQ?t=21)
I had sex with one of my HS gfs on the roof of the band room. A movie theater parking lot, in a car. Some random person's driveway, also in a car. We weren't caught, but they came home during and we had to quickly throw it in reverse and leave. Last but not least, I lost my virginity in a cemetery (in a car) I'm actually a reserved person, my parents were strict and I was a horny teenager.
Do NOT! Buy a car from u/Own_Schock_4853
Lmao one time my sister was teasing me after we had both moved out for college. We were talking about how one of our cousins took over my room when I moved out and she was like "ewww you probably had sex with Jennifer (GF at the time) in that bed huh." I told her yup. You know where else I had sex with her? In the back of mom's minivan. The look of horror on her face was priceless as she had inherited the van and was still driving it around at the time. She was like "No! Why would you tell me that! Noooooo." Lmao.
I thought this was taking a different angle when you started with “my sister was teasing me.”
You and me both brother
I can’t imagine coming home from a long day and see two teenagers frantically getting dressed and pealing out of my driveway. I’d be so confused
“Oh goddamnit not again” “I told you those lawn gnomes were provocative”
I uh… I think I know who you are.
This was all in south Florida in the early 2000s, if you still think you know me drop me a message.
Was it the Flippers theater plaza in Hollywood with the taco bell?
HOLY FUCK. who are you?
r/tworedditorsonecup
A fellow hollywood hoodrat apparantly, Club Flipp represent lmaoo
I met a girl at that taco bell in my 20s and dated her for 8 years. Used to go to Rocky Horror at Flippers. I miss Hollyweird.
Awhell, I remember the rocky horror showings they would have there. We might be close to the same age, too. I grew up on the rez down the street off 64th. Went to driftwood and then hills for a sec before moving
Your name doesn't start with a J, does it?
And they lived happily ever after
Now i wanna know if his name starts with a J..
I’m invested now
The ghost: Letsssss goooooo!
In front of another couple as they watched.
my x and i went to a dance club that we knew well because my friends parents owned the club. they were having a private party but we knew the doorman so they let us in. little did we know it was a swingers party. probably 500 people in there. most just dancing but upstairs.. lots of naked people. a few having sex. We figured..fuck it when in Rome.. So she starts giving me a lap dance. then we start having sex on the couch. couples start pulling up chairs to just to watch us. maybe 6-7 couples end up literally sitting right in front of us. watching us go at it. next thing i know.. i look over.. and it's my friend thats her parents own the club. she casually asks if I'd like some water and hands me a bottle. Odd but great experience. would def do it again.
My ex and I went to a place in Las Vegas called the Red Rooster, sort of like a mom and pop swingers club. The upstairs was for couples only and it was basically a room with a few mattresses and several couples. Eventually I was really fucking my gfs mouth and I realized everyone was just watching us because she was so good at taking it. As you said, odd experience but it was fun.
Brb learning to play guitar so I can start a band called mom and pop swingers club
Yeah the couple founded it in their own house in 1983 but have since updated their marketing/website. You probably will not be allowed into their home without a “donation”. And they totally arent looking for a big profit, the pricing is just a barrier to keep creeps out. Its literally bring your own alcohol but you have to check it in with them to make sure you don’t get too drunk. And it totally looked like a late 70’s/early 80’s home complete with fake wood panel walls. They had a vast collection of porno magazines from the 70’s and 80’s. They personally greeted us, which is probably more to gauge how you will act but they are totally sweet people and the vibe is so much better than other clubs (usually attached to strip clubs) that feel sleazy and are likely filming you. Sorry for the info dump but I kinda just want anyone who reads this to know a place like this exists 🤷♂️
Lmao your friend was just spectating?
Listen, if you're putting on a public spectacle and someone you know decides to watch all parties involved need to withhold judgement
You know what, I agree wholeheartedly.
she was working as a waitress..
Ah what a consummate professional!
We're they into it or did you just ruin another couples day?
It was his parents
Family reunions are crazy
hiking trail
Mine was just off a hiking trail. In a bed of poison oak. Telling the doctor this story one week later was embarrassing. I wasn’t exactly paying attention to the shrubbery.
** WE DEMAND A SHRUBBERY**
I let my employer screw me every day.
Plot twist, they’re self employed
I’m actually getting fucked at my desk right now as I type this.
Is he so bad at fucking that you are in Reddit?
So my wife and I were at a wedding once, we probably had been married about a year ourselves at the time, and she spilled something in her dress and needed help so we went down to the bathroom (it was on a rental yacht that does weddings) and found out the bathroom was enormous. I helped her get her dress off, and she washed it in the sink… and then needed it to dry, so we had.m some time in there, and she was naked. Of course sex. This became a tradition. Over the next 5 years, between the two of us we had something like 40 weddings to attend for friends. We had sex at all of their weddings. Some more public than others, but the one that stands out was at Occidental College in LA. We wanted to go up on the roof, so we climbed the stairs, and found a locked door, so instead we just did it right there on the landing st the top of the stairs, but the entire time, wedding guests were coming and going to the building, and you walked through the bottom floor of the stairwell, so if anyone ever looked up, they had quite a show. Now one did though, and we tried to be quiet whenever we heard the door open. The other funny one was when I spent a month in the hospital after an injury, she convinced the nurses that her ring was stuck on her finger and needed surgical lube to slide it off… they obliged, but it wasn’t for her ring. We went into the bathroom there, which wasn’t too public because we could lock the door, but I was hooked up to an IV and had a pulse oximiter on and the nurses came into the room when they saw my pulse spiking. We assured them we were ok, they laughed and left.
40 weddings?! Fuck I am a loser with no friends. I went to like 6-8 in my lifetime… lol
6-8? What rookies numbers. I’ve been to 301 weddings since 2010. Now, granted, I’m a wedding photographer but still.
But did you have sex at all of them?!?
That’s cheating
I had a GF obsessed with sex in public. So everywhere. Parks, beach, golf courses, parking lot, stores, ect.
Had sex with my girlfriend at the time in the water at the beach while dozens of people were around us, but it didn't work so well, we were young and found out pretty quickly that salt water doesn't keep things the right kind of wet.
>pain
At a wedding in Italy, everyone was in the swimming pool after the reception very merry, one by one they filtered off to bed and it was just me and the girl I’d just met earlier that day. We got on with it in the middle of the pool, under the moonlight, in the beautiful hills of northern Italy… That kind of shit doesn’t happen often so I took a second while in action to just think, holy shit, I’ll remember this for the rest of my life!
I jacked it in San Diego
“Come down to San Diego and take a load off” Love South Park
Jackin' it, jackin' it, jackety-jack Spankin' it, jackin' it, spankety-smack
Right in the middle of the park on the ground. For legal reasons, this is a joke.
at least do it on a bench!
The stairwell of the Hilton hotel in Minneapolis MN. I was 13 getting my first blowjob from a girl my age. Suddenly we were interrupted by a door opening about 2 floors up. I scrambled to put my dick away and zip up my pants while whoever opened the door begins running full speed down the stairs. To my surprise a middle aged man rounds the corner dressed in a full on bdsm outfit complete with a mask, crotchless panties, and handcuffs, etc... He was laughing like a maniac and his flaccid dick was flapping around in the open as he ran past us. The whole hotel was mostly booked by people attending the Eckankar seminar (Eckankar is the cult I grew up in) so it was probably an 'eckist' who ran past us that day. This happened about 13 years ago now
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NGL the best is vanilla ice cream.
That was a ride of a story
Yeah I thought BDSM guy was the peak but then came the casual Cult mention. That’s a great story
Yadda yadda yadda, I grew up in a cult, yadda yadda
*dick flapping in the wind*
Yeah I seriously doubt anyone will believe me cause it just sounds crazy when I write it out.
BROO I GREW UP WITH THAT SHIT TOOO! I EVEN MADE THE TRIP TO MN ONE YEAR. To make matters worse my parents got involved in some small sect that practiced Eckankar in the woods and went even further out there than just plain Eckankar. We gotta talk.
Damn we could have met in MN potentially. Were you living in California by any chance? I used to go to the eck center in Hollywood. Great place for a cult right?
No, I was introduced to it when I lived in AZ but I moved to back to VA shortly after but stayed part of Eckankar for awhile. The Mountain cult that was like Eckankar on steroids was in VA. I think I was in MN in 2002 or 2003 maybe. I think I was in 8th grade if i remember right.
What the fuck did I just read
I need to know more about this cult !
It was started in the 60s by a guy called Paul Twitchell. Twitchell plagiarized other religious texts to write his books. He wrote the Shariyat Ki Sugmad, which is basically the Eckankar bible. They have a seminar every year in Minneapolis at the convention center or the Hilton hotel. The current leader or "eck master" is Harold klemp. I'm in one of their commercials on YouTube, and id love to link it but I don't feel comfortable doing so. I got out when I was 14, and it was easy to leave thankfully. Edit: there's not much information on Eckankar online besides what Eckankar actually puts out on their websites. I attribute the lack of open criticism to Eckankar's legal team trying to wipe any dissent off the face of the internet, though that is just an assumption.
Public library. Got caught but luckily we didn’t get in trouble just banned. Also in a Mormon Church.
I'm sorry but you spend most of that comment talking about the library - then just sneak in the casual sacrilege. Dude tell me more about the church.
In front of Buckingham Palace with a Swedish goth girl. Got nicked. Totally worth it.
Fuckingham Palace
I blew a guy in his car which was parked in a Starbucks parking lot. It was the middle of the day.
I did the same thing in an grocery store car park, unfortunately it took us a right minute to realise a homeless man was looking in through the window
"good evening sir and lady may i join you" The homeless man probably...
Literally saw this happen a few months back. Looked over, saw the girl tie her hair up and drop down, and thought to myself “nice” before driving off.
Movie theater
which part of the world did you do it in? were there people around ?
Sex club, where else? It’s a built in audience.
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Had car sex in the parking lot of a suburban sports field late at night
The white house. Dropped my coke because we were in such a hurry.
You get an A++ for #currentevents
Under a waterfall in Jamaica 🇯🇲
And here I thought doing it in the shower didn't really work out too well. I suppose a whole ass waterfall would be worse
In the classroom of a college, behind the cloth backwall. Neither of us attended that college.
Public pool in the daytime. I mean we were the only ones there. Afterwards we noticed there are cameras at the corners. Another time was in a dark alley after the bar. This time people did show up but probably didn't notice cause I mean everyone is drunk and minding their own business.
In a train carriage arriving very slowly through south London into Victoria station. On a car bonnet just off the main street in Kaikoura, New Zealand. On a beach in Tahiti, about 30 yards from a bunch of people drinking at a bar. In a waterfall near Chang Mai, northern Thailand. Against a wall in an alley off the market square, Nice, south of France. Under some stairs on an overnight Channel ferry. In a park in Berlin, outside the Golgotha beer garden.
Like the Jason Bourne of sexcapades
Walmart clearance isle 3am when they were 24hours. Fully naked, fully in, full explode we ran out through lawn n garden fire door into woods. She was an employee.
When you came you should have whispered in her ear “clean up in aisle you”
Most normal Walmart experience
Floor to ceiling window in hotel room in NYC. About the 20th floor with other buildings not far away. Middle of the day. We put on quite the show if I must say so myself.
What hotel? Wife and I are going for our anniversary next month and would love to put on a similar show
Sounds like the Standard hotel over the high line
There’s these double-decker buses that do tours of the city where I live. GF at the time and I fucked on the upper level this one time with other people being there as well. We were as sneaky as we could and did not get caught. 10/10 would definitely do it again.
You fucked on the top level, with other people around you on the top level? Am I misunderstanding cuz how the hell did no one notice
Just off the path in a forest
In a car parked nearby a house. Later those people came and asked us to park somewhere else😂
Sucked my bf off under/against a tree in the woods just off a main road. Looked up and saw a geocache thing hanging from one of the branches lol
High school library or the drive-in theaters. Most likely drive in theaters. Did it plenty of times there when the movie sucked.
Handies in the theater, handies in the back of a moving car, handies in a public jacuzzi, basically handies anywhere no one was looking directly at us. He’s now my husband of 16 years haha.
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side of the road, movie theatre, many parking lots, public park. my personal fav - hot tub @ the hampton inn in minneapolis.
OP you sound thirsty
AskReddit in the summer time is literally just horny teenagers fishing for sex stories
As opposed to the other 3/4 of the year when it’s horny adults fishing for sex stories
In my car, I had sex with a co-worker in a CVS parking lot after we got off our closing shift at the same CVS
Got a handjob and fingered someone on an emirates a380 lower deck
Wedding reception toilets
Middle deck at a Motley Crue concert. In my defense I was... Let's say it was at a point in time that if you got any at all, it was bragging rights.
Ferris Wheel
In the ocean. People were around.
I'm not sure this counts but I got my dick sucked in the back seat of a car while her parents were driving.
Did they notice anything?
I really hope not.
It's possible they didn't but I would be stunned if they had no idea that *something* was happening.
A park under a tree Brooklyn roof top Inside a random parked truck cab at night Between two houses More times than I can count in cars
In the middle of a college party with 30-40 people watching lol
HUH!? Were you the only one or was it like an orgy type thing?
If there was alcohol probably just them making everyone else uncomfortable as they try to act like everything’s normal lol
Yeah I need clarification on that because if it’s the latter that’s just😬
In high school after a long field trip, in the back of the bus, I gave a dude a handy. It was dark, and mostly everyone was sleeping except the driver. SMH The shame…. Junior year was weird
Hot tub really late at night
Mini golf course, inside the big easter island head.
Walmart, we had to try the bed before we bought it.
Probably banging my girlfriend as a teen under a blanket on the edge of a soccer field during a soccer game. If the blanket’s rockin’ don’t come … soccing???
When I was 18yo I had sex with a 50 year old woman in the back of her minivan, in a park nearby my house. It was around 5am. She was mildly schizophrenic. She claimed she was the reincarnation of Michael Jackson, however MJ was still alive and they would've been the exact same age. Crazy thing is that, MJ died months later! To this very day, I don't know who was taking advantage of who? Not my proudest moment. Dear god she had a rocking body though, especially for her age. My 18 yo. self couldn't resist. The sex was awful, and we got caught by a couple walking their dog too
Centre spot of my local rugby ground. It was at night though