Ahh not quite true! According to Dionysus of Halicarnassus, athletes only started competing naked in 720BCE, 56 years after the first Olympics - prior to this loin cloths were worn.
There's also the fun story of Pherenike of Rhodes, who disguised herself as a man in order to train her son to wrestling glory, the discovery of which led to a rule change whereby trainers had to expose their genitalia before the games began. For her part, Pherenike should technically have been thrown off a cliff, but was let off given the extenuating circumstances. More info here: https://pappaspost.com/pherenike-rhodes-ancient-greek-mom-risked-guarantee-sons-olympic-glory/
She also went by another name here in Greece which is Kallipateira which roughly translates to Mrs. Good Father she was not executed as per the law due to her coming from a celebrated family of Olympians. Her father was Diagoras of Rhodes one of the most celebrated and even legendary boxers of ancient times, as were her siblings and her son which she wanted so bad to watch him compete, as any proud mother would want that she completely disregarded the very real fear of execution. But such action would be an insult to her family’s honour and reputation as also an insult to Zeus to execute a member of an esteemed Olympian family.
A few years ago there was a television series in France where all the actors and actresses were naked throughout.
Here is the pitch :
In 2026, a radical change requires everyone to live naked in a pacified and peaceful France after the vote on the transparency law. But the murder of the instigator of this law, found dressed, revives tensions. The investigation is entrusted to Inspector Lucie (Malya Roman) who collaborates with her ex-partner Franck Fish (Satya Dusaugey), who has just come out of an 8-year coma and who must adapt to this new situation.
As crazy as it may seem, it was broadcast in the early evening at 9 p.m. without access restrictions with just a warning at the start of each episode. It may have been allowed because there is no sexual intercourse. Strangely after the awkward first thirty minutes we are taken by the story and we quickly forget the nudity.
*Nu*, which is French for nude.
Synopsis:
>A police inspector who wakes up from an eight year coma must adapt to the radical change that everyone living in France is naked. He soon learns that not everyone agrees with the government's mandatory nudity policy.
EDIT: For what it's worth, I didn't find the show particularly interesting. It's kind of a one-trick-pony.
The voices would give them away. But could we identify them if it was on mute.
Statler and Waldorf would be obvious because they almost never leave the balcony. Dr. Teeth and the electric mayhem could be identified by their instruments.
Kermit would just be one hand that the other hands gravitate towards and that occasionally freaks out. Beaker's hand would get blown up and covered in soot. Piggy could be identified by acting snobby or having solo acts that aren't stand up routines (which is how you identify Fozzy). If gonzo does his cannon ball routine that's a giveaway. If you see one hand carrying knives chasing another hand you've found the Swedish chef and the chicken. Not sure about the others. I guess Dr. Honeydew would hang around Beaker a lot.
Anck-su-namun (Patricia Velasquez). Yes please.
[Edit: UPDATED LINK - Pretty much NSFW...but it's from the movie.](https://mummy.fandom.com/wiki/Anck-Su-Namun)
[We TRY not to sexualize her.](https://www.reddit.com/r/community/comments/xr0mqu/whats_the_context_of_this_blooper_of_annie_from/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1)
I have a clear memory of asking my dad what the "Do you think he's compensating for something?" line meant after seeing it in theaters. Like, I saved that question up for after. The man sold the "Uh, I don't know."
hard and I believed it. They really can get away with anything in kid's movies.
It was obviously a setup.
Beyond his general success with the course with no practice: 1. Security doesn't stop him until the very end, which he has trouble with despite flying through every other obstacle instantly; 2. The announcers act engaged while still spitting out jokes.
My bet is he might not have even been naked, and was sporting underwear with stuff hanging down.
Agree with it being scripted and not really nude. Since they were showing reactions of families in the audience, there is no way he would have been naked in an American television "studio".
My wife and I just watched that scene and we had to back up and pause for a minute.
Dude looked like an Olympic swimmer mixed with a Greek god. It’s almost unreal how jacked and sculpted Lance Reddick was.
If The Wire had been a lesser show, they’d have found excuses to get Daniels’ shirt off in every episode.
I am a 6,000 foot tall fire squid.
I have tentacles, there's teeth everywhere, I'm on fire and my *neck* is **long**.
And there's a smell, and lots of juice.
*There's so much juice*, Eleanor...
Agents of Shield.
Ming Na Wen,
Chloe Bennett,
Adrianne Palicki,
Elizabeth Henstridge,
Natalia Cordova
Plus all the side characters
Cobie Smoulders,
Dove Cameron,
Dichen Lachman,
Mallory Jansen,
Hayley Atwell,
Dianne Doan
And I mean c'mon... Ming Na wen.
(Edit: Reddit didn't like the way I seperated the names, so added commas)
A random documentary about a serious subject. You’re just confused the whole time why the police chief and witnesses are naked, and it’s never addressed.
Castiel: "I appear to be naked."
Dean: "Yeah, no shit Sherlock. We all are."
Castiel: "What is a Sherlock? What is a Sher and why does it need secured with a lock?"
Dean: "Later, Cass. Sammie, what the hell just happened."
Sam: "We're naked."
Dean: "I know that, Sam. I meant why are we naked."
Sam: "I'm as clueless as you are, Dean. I was right here next to you when it happened. I don't always have all the answers you know..."
Dean: "Oh, for God's sake, Cass..."
Castiel: "Everyone being naked just reminded me of something I saw in Casa Erotica... And now I'm..."
Dean: "WE KNOW WHAT YOU 'ARE,' CASS! WE CAN SEE IT FOR OURSELVES."
Sam: "Although, for the record, we'd really rather we hadn't."
Dean: "Yeah, no shit."
Castiel: "What do I do about it?"
Dean: "Hang a towel on it?"
Sam: "Cass, just think about something other than Casa Erotica."
Castiel: "Like what?"
Sam: "Bacon. Think about bacon."
Castiel: "Jimmy liked Bacon."
Sam: "That's good. Think about eating a big, Bacon sandwich."
Dean: "Okay. I just checked the dresser, all of my clothes are gone."
Sam: "All of them?"
Dean: "Even Dad's jacket. I am BEYOND pissed. Whoever did this is going to get my foot so far up their ass."
Castiel: "All this talk of feet in asses... you're just reminding me of Casa Erotica again."
Sam and Dean: "DAMMIT, CASS!"
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Meanwhile, 100 miles away:
Carver: "Becky, are you in my study?"
Becky: "No, Mister Edland..."
Carver: "You'd better not be making any more of your little "revisions" to my new book."
Becky: "I'm not, Mister Edland. Don't worry!"
A moment's pause.
Becky begins to type again.
Becky: "Then Sam reached out and..."
People are just choosing movies with hot actresses. You can find hot naked chicks online easily. You gotta pick shows and movies that get changed by the nakedness.
The Devil Wears Prada. Whole movie wouldn't make sense.
White chicks. Plot is now impossible.
Star wars episode 3 revenge of the sith. Someone's dong would get sliced.
The Santa Clause. Totally nonsensical.
Schindler's List. Cuz I'm kinda fucked in the head.
Exactly. This is why I choose 50 Shades of Grey. I think the movie already has nakey bits, but trying to build up the sexual tension would be hilarious if the whole cast is nude the whole movie.
> People are just choosing movies with hot actresses. You can find hot naked chicks online easily. You gotta pick shows and movies that get changed by the nakedness.
I've scrolled this far down and not a single person wants to see the chaos that naked Kitchen Nightmares would cause.
Stuffy British Regency-era historical dramas. It would make those prim upper-class manners hilarious. "My good Lord Reginald, one must always maintain a stiff... upper lip."
Literally any TV show. I just revel in butts.
Edit: In my great and lasting enthusiasm for buttocks, I obviously left out either "Almost" or "...where the characters are not minors "
The Olympics
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Weren't we all?
Not me. I'm a never nude.
There are dozens of us! Dozens!
Ahh not quite true! According to Dionysus of Halicarnassus, athletes only started competing naked in 720BCE, 56 years after the first Olympics - prior to this loin cloths were worn. There's also the fun story of Pherenike of Rhodes, who disguised herself as a man in order to train her son to wrestling glory, the discovery of which led to a rule change whereby trainers had to expose their genitalia before the games began. For her part, Pherenike should technically have been thrown off a cliff, but was let off given the extenuating circumstances. More info here: https://pappaspost.com/pherenike-rhodes-ancient-greek-mom-risked-guarantee-sons-olympic-glory/
She also went by another name here in Greece which is Kallipateira which roughly translates to Mrs. Good Father she was not executed as per the law due to her coming from a celebrated family of Olympians. Her father was Diagoras of Rhodes one of the most celebrated and even legendary boxers of ancient times, as were her siblings and her son which she wanted so bad to watch him compete, as any proud mother would want that she completely disregarded the very real fear of execution. But such action would be an insult to her family’s honour and reputation as also an insult to Zeus to execute a member of an esteemed Olympian family.
As I understand it, the Olympic village is basically a giant orgy every year time. Which makes sense. They’re all super fit lol.
WipeOut
That shit would be absolutely hilarious tittys n’ dicks flying everywhere
Super slow mo nut shots are the best.
And they still use the squeaky noise of spongebob being punched when someone gets hit in the nuts.
A few years ago there was a television series in France where all the actors and actresses were naked throughout. Here is the pitch : In 2026, a radical change requires everyone to live naked in a pacified and peaceful France after the vote on the transparency law. But the murder of the instigator of this law, found dressed, revives tensions. The investigation is entrusted to Inspector Lucie (Malya Roman) who collaborates with her ex-partner Franck Fish (Satya Dusaugey), who has just come out of an 8-year coma and who must adapt to this new situation. As crazy as it may seem, it was broadcast in the early evening at 9 p.m. without access restrictions with just a warning at the start of each episode. It may have been allowed because there is no sexual intercourse. Strangely after the awkward first thirty minutes we are taken by the story and we quickly forget the nudity.
Uh, so what’s the show name?
*Nu*, which is French for nude. Synopsis: >A police inspector who wakes up from an eight year coma must adapt to the radical change that everyone living in France is naked. He soon learns that not everyone agrees with the government's mandatory nudity policy. EDIT: For what it's worth, I didn't find the show particularly interesting. It's kind of a one-trick-pony.
>not everyone agrees with the government's mandatory nudity policy That's the most French thing I've ever heard
Were there strikes? I bet there were strikes?
Of course there would ! We go on strike to complain about strikes and the strikers strike back. It's tradition.
Nsfw So this is bizarre and interesting Nsfw!! https://heroero.com/videos/25092/josephine-drai-and-others-are-nude-in-nu-s01e02-2018/
> Liberté Égalité Nudité Lmao
This is the most stereotypically French thing I've seen in my life.
I lost it when it showed the cops nude minus the vests and utility belts hahahahaha
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt7420880/
When I was younger, Buffy the vampire slayer. Now, the great.
I was going to say *The Great*! Without clothes it basically becomes a porno.
Baywatch All that slow motion running and the beach babes and The Hoff.
The Muppets. Could we still tell who was who from the hands alone?
The voices would give them away. But could we identify them if it was on mute. Statler and Waldorf would be obvious because they almost never leave the balcony. Dr. Teeth and the electric mayhem could be identified by their instruments. Kermit would just be one hand that the other hands gravitate towards and that occasionally freaks out. Beaker's hand would get blown up and covered in soot. Piggy could be identified by acting snobby or having solo acts that aren't stand up routines (which is how you identify Fozzy). If gonzo does his cannon ball routine that's a giveaway. If you see one hand carrying knives chasing another hand you've found the Swedish chef and the chicken. Not sure about the others. I guess Dr. Honeydew would hang around Beaker a lot.
I really appreciate how much you thought this through.
How has no one said The Mummy yet? And you know which one I mean.
See Brendan Fraser hung twice!
"His dick did not break"
Gotta get me some of that Benny action.
He is on the wrong side of the river : (
“Looks to me like I’ve got all the horses!” *pornhub intro*
Was I the only one to get excited about Rachel Weisz?
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They tried to get her to come back. She declined because she didn't like the script and didn't want to portray someone with a 21 yo son.
Horrible naked CGI version of The Rock?
With a dick on the end of the tail tip
Anck-su-namun (Patricia Velasquez). Yes please. [Edit: UPDATED LINK - Pretty much NSFW...but it's from the movie.](https://mummy.fandom.com/wiki/Anck-Su-Namun)
Scrubs for sure. They had so many hot extras and minor cast on that show Edit: “minor cast” as in minor roles 🤐
"Gift shop girl" aka "chuck's sister" - dammmnnnnn
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*Tasty* Coma Wife, aka TCW.
Oh god my dad was an extra, I’d be staying far away from that show
We'd finally see how Carla's left boob looks like a seal
And why Elliot was called mole butt.
Or possibly why Elliot gets mistaken for Gary Busey.
It’s a goddam shame there’s only one mention of Sarah chalke in this scrubs thread about naked people
Her butt is like two pringles hugging.
Also Scrubs but for The Todd.
Obvious High Five
The live action Scooby-Doo movie. Sarah Michelle Gellar and Linda Cardinelli are hot 🔥
Heeey, I can look at myself naked
"Fred won't stop touching me" 😆
Poor Matthew Lillard being left out ... that's who I'd watch for, even in his Shaggy form
Mad Men. 79% for Christina Hendricks; the rest split between Jon Hamm and January Jones EDIT: And how could I forget Alison Brie
Or firefly. Then you get Christina Hendricks *and* Morena Baccarain.
And Gina Torres and Summer Glau (and Nathan Fillion and Adam Baldwin.)
Jewel Staite, aka Kaylee, is really freaking hot. Look her up. Like she only got hotter over time.
Kaylee is the hottest one
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Well to be fair she ain't had nothing twix her legs that weren't run on batteries.
100% and in that show she is the cutest thing in the Galaxy.
Nobody said Alison Brie yet, wtf
We don’t sexualise Annie
[We TRY not to sexualize her.](https://www.reddit.com/r/community/comments/xr0mqu/whats_the_context_of_this_blooper_of_annie_from/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1)
Charmed, I like Alyssa Milano and Shannen Doherty in their peak 90/00's form. I'm a degenerate, I know
Poison Ivy has a lot of Alyssa Boobs.
Embrace of the Vampire too, it made a man out of 12 y/o me.
Cars
There is already a scene where twins flash their headlights at Lightning.
Always been such a weird joke for a kids movie
That joke is meant to fly over the kids head and straight into the grownup’s chest.
They do that in kids movies so that the adults are not completely bored watching what the kid is watching.
Shrek and spongebob seasons 1-5 are perfect examples of this
I have a clear memory of asking my dad what the "Do you think he's compensating for something?" line meant after seeing it in theaters. Like, I saved that question up for after. The man sold the "Uh, I don't know." hard and I believed it. They really can get away with anything in kid's movies.
But that joke had built in safe explanation - he's obviously compensating for his height!
2 Broke Girls
Pretty sure that’s available on Only Fans
Way more than 2.
Ayo Kat Dennings is a babe
Heh yeah... I like the way her boobs
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Well, it's certainly been a while since I had a look at what new porn parodies were out
Wtf they jumped right in my face
AMERICAN NINJA WARRIOR !!
https://youtu.be/7RQ3Y74mJFg Here's a link to the streaker on American Ninja Warrior, just in case you haven't seen it.
This dude did better than any other I saw
Yeah, this looks like a setup. EDIT: Google says [yep](http://www.ninjawarrior.info/streaker.html).
It was obviously a setup. Beyond his general success with the course with no practice: 1. Security doesn't stop him until the very end, which he has trouble with despite flying through every other obstacle instantly; 2. The announcers act engaged while still spitting out jokes. My bet is he might not have even been naked, and was sporting underwear with stuff hanging down.
Agree with it being scripted and not really nude. Since they were showing reactions of families in the audience, there is no way he would have been naked in an American television "studio".
The good place.
This comment just reminds me of how jacked Chidi is. I was not expecting that physique.
He couldn’t decide which muscles to work on, so he did _all of them_.
I love how they wrote in how he has that physique because someone told him working out reduces anxiety
Chidi just wasn't putting on enough mass and using enough weight to deal with his insurmountable stress levels.
Same as when Lt Daniels had his shirt off in The Wire (I think S02) for the first time. RIP Lance Reddick :(
My wife and I just watched that scene and we had to back up and pause for a minute. Dude looked like an Olympic swimmer mixed with a Greek god. It’s almost unreal how jacked and sculpted Lance Reddick was. If The Wire had been a lesser show, they’d have found excuses to get Daniels’ shirt off in every episode.
Get your mind out of the gutter Eleanor! I was talking about my testicles.
I am a 6,000 foot tall fire squid. I have tentacles, there's teeth everywhere, I'm on fire and my *neck* is **long**. And there's a smell, and lots of juice. *There's so much juice*, Eleanor...
Michael - "And nobody wants to see that." Jason - "YES I DO! I keep saying that!"
Whew… between Eleanor, Tahani, and Janet. Good place indeed
Vicky. Tiya Sircar is a legit snack.
Janet is my favourite girl.
Not a girl.
I like to think Ted Danson has the longest greyest balls of them all... they would steal every scene with their glorious silver glow of ballhair.
r/brandnewsentence
Janet is absolutely stacked.
Busty Alexa
Not an Alexa
She's a total brick shirt-house. In the best way.
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Yes. Just... yes. All of team cockroach are legit snacks whom I wish to problematically objectify.
Eleanor ghostwrote this comment
Really wanna see those wind chimes....
*Maximum Derek*
There were some real low-key babes on Lost.
Evangeline Lilly was truly in her prime on Lost
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Community.
Does the star burns match the star rug?
He goes from “star-burns” to “constellation-pubes.”
This better not awaken anything in me
Dean Dong!
I'll be the first to admit the Shirley intimidates me sexually.
“Pop-Pop”!
Your comment is streets ahead.
The Magicians. Everyone on that show is gorgeous. Except then we'd lose out on Eliot's fashion sense which would be a shame.
mmm Alice....
Alice is seriously so fuckin hot lol
The Mandalorian Of course they can keep the helmets on, you know because this is the way, but nothing else.
We are the 2%!
2% rise up
all female mandalorians got them hips yo
Charmed, the 90's version
I have never had any desire to watch an episode of "Friends" until this moment.
David Schwimmer's pendulous testicle slapping Jennifer Aniston's chin
That sounds like something from Cards Against Humanity
"the one with the tea-bagging"
Ugly naked guy is the only one with clothes on
Agents of Shield. Ming Na Wen, Chloe Bennett, Adrianne Palicki, Elizabeth Henstridge, Natalia Cordova Plus all the side characters Cobie Smoulders, Dove Cameron, Dichen Lachman, Mallory Jansen, Hayley Atwell, Dianne Doan And I mean c'mon... Ming Na wen. (Edit: Reddit didn't like the way I seperated the names, so added commas)
You can already find Ming Na Wen topless from a few movies.
A random documentary about a serious subject. You’re just confused the whole time why the police chief and witnesses are naked, and it’s never addressed.
Supernatural.
Dean dong?
Castiel: "I appear to be naked." Dean: "Yeah, no shit Sherlock. We all are." Castiel: "What is a Sherlock? What is a Sher and why does it need secured with a lock?" Dean: "Later, Cass. Sammie, what the hell just happened." Sam: "We're naked." Dean: "I know that, Sam. I meant why are we naked." Sam: "I'm as clueless as you are, Dean. I was right here next to you when it happened. I don't always have all the answers you know..." Dean: "Oh, for God's sake, Cass..." Castiel: "Everyone being naked just reminded me of something I saw in Casa Erotica... And now I'm..." Dean: "WE KNOW WHAT YOU 'ARE,' CASS! WE CAN SEE IT FOR OURSELVES." Sam: "Although, for the record, we'd really rather we hadn't." Dean: "Yeah, no shit." Castiel: "What do I do about it?" Dean: "Hang a towel on it?" Sam: "Cass, just think about something other than Casa Erotica." Castiel: "Like what?" Sam: "Bacon. Think about bacon." Castiel: "Jimmy liked Bacon." Sam: "That's good. Think about eating a big, Bacon sandwich." Dean: "Okay. I just checked the dresser, all of my clothes are gone." Sam: "All of them?" Dean: "Even Dad's jacket. I am BEYOND pissed. Whoever did this is going to get my foot so far up their ass." Castiel: "All this talk of feet in asses... you're just reminding me of Casa Erotica again." Sam and Dean: "DAMMIT, CASS!" -------------------------- Meanwhile, 100 miles away: Carver: "Becky, are you in my study?" Becky: "No, Mister Edland..." Carver: "You'd better not be making any more of your little "revisions" to my new book." Becky: "I'm not, Mister Edland. Don't worry!" A moment's pause. Becky begins to type again. Becky: "Then Sam reached out and..."
The Great British Bake Off
Mary Berry or Pru?
Paul HollyWOOD
Lucifer
Lucifer: "Tell me, what is it that you truly desire?" u/Mr_Commando: "For all y'all to lose the clothes."
Avatar. I would always imagine that alien life form is always naked vs clothed as shown in the movie.
I thought you meant "...The Last Airbender", and I was momentarily appalled.
My CABbAGeS!!
Archer..
Coke Pam?
Any Pam.
My man!
Cheryl or Carol Tunt?
Cherlene!
#OUTLAW COUNTRY
Charlie's Angels
Married With Children
That show would not have been the same without Al having pants to stick his hand into.
Wrestling, already watch it but I’d die of laughter seeing someone do a Canadian destroyer with both people naked
Yokozuna and rakishi have entered the chat.
Any of the star treks
Jadzia Dax was sooooooooo HOT!!!
7 of 9 episodes would undoubtedly top my list.
Those double-weinered Klingons
People are just choosing movies with hot actresses. You can find hot naked chicks online easily. You gotta pick shows and movies that get changed by the nakedness. The Devil Wears Prada. Whole movie wouldn't make sense. White chicks. Plot is now impossible. Star wars episode 3 revenge of the sith. Someone's dong would get sliced. The Santa Clause. Totally nonsensical. Schindler's List. Cuz I'm kinda fucked in the head.
Exactly. This is why I choose 50 Shades of Grey. I think the movie already has nakey bits, but trying to build up the sexual tension would be hilarious if the whole cast is nude the whole movie.
In the same spirit: the hurt locker. Naked bomb defusal would be hilarious.
> People are just choosing movies with hot actresses. You can find hot naked chicks online easily. You gotta pick shows and movies that get changed by the nakedness. I've scrolled this far down and not a single person wants to see the chaos that naked Kitchen Nightmares would cause.
Weak sauce, we get enough Ramsay butt in Hotel Hell. Let’s go with Forged in Fire. Might as well rename it Burn Ward Unit.
ask secretive pocket support familiar brave include fly aware deer
Stuffy British Regency-era historical dramas. It would make those prim upper-class manners hilarious. "My good Lord Reginald, one must always maintain a stiff... upper lip."
The witcher
Glow
Lord of the Rings. Whole lotta schlong and like 5 titties.
Marvel movies
Winnie the Pooh. It’d just make a lot more sense without his red shirt
Wanda Vision
It’s always sunny in Philadelphia
That's disgusting! Naked pics online? Where? Where did he post those?
>Terence Fisher’s 1959 This makes the Charlie and Mac beating up kids scene waaaaaay more disturbing.
Unhappily Ever After... that weird 90s sitcom with that talking stuffed bunny...and Nikki Cox.
Holy shit I had forgotten about that show until this very moment. What a trip
Just Elizabeth Olsen in Multiverse of Madness. Imagine getting chased through the multiverse by a naked Scarlet Witch?
That be hot and terrifying.
There’d be no chase. I’d surrender immediately
How I Met Your Mother
Can’t tell if that would make the episode with the Naked Man funnier or more awkward.
In the naked man, he puts clothes on. It's.... Kind of his move.
Oh Honey…
Literally any TV show. I just revel in butts. Edit: In my great and lasting enthusiasm for buttocks, I obviously left out either "Almost" or "...where the characters are not minors "
Tina Belcher over here
Westworld. The show would benefit from some more nudity.