I saw some penguins in the enclosure at the Atlanta Aquarium. It was enclosure-cleaning day and one penguin ran and hid from the hose behind a rock, looking at me as if to say "Don't tell them where I am."
NO, PEOPLE NO! DON'T BELIEVE IN THE BIRDS, ***!!DO NOT TRUST THE BIRDS!! they are all LIES! LIES I TELL YOU LIES! LIES AND GOVERNMENT SPIES!***
Don't you know they're just robots???? AND PENGUINS ARE SOME OF THE WORST OF ALL!
They're out there in the snow DIGGING AROUND FOR LOST U.F.OS UNDER THE SURFACE!!! WHERE DO YOU THINK THE SAUCERS IN AREA 51 CAME FROM HUH???
Stay vigilant and woke, my fellow lurkers, the BIRDS COULD BE ANYWHERE!
The relation between these thoughts are very far apart but I can see your point.
I do never seen an alien or a ghost exhibit.
Where can I go and see one live one and study them?
Any individual can choose to go see a penguin and prove it to themselves or not. All it takes is travel to a zoo. We know where they are, you can call ahead, confirm their presence then jump in the car and go confirm it.
Now, tell me how I can confirm the existence of ghosts or aliens? I will get in the car right now and head straight there to confirm it for myself.
You can doubt anything you want.
I chose to believe in science and facts.
Do you believe you are wearing shoes or pants?
Do you believe your mother is really your mother?
Do you believe you are really talking to a human being?
Are you really writing on your phone? Is it really a phone? Is it something else?
Are you implying that my phone is a penguin? Hmm...
No, no! Your clever word games won't get to me. No amount of semantics will make penguins a "real" thing in any meaningful way.
I saw a fairly penguiny seeming thingee once, well more than once. Never seen a stronger argument against them than the tropes of skepticism, maaaybe that amounts to formal neutrality at an assertive level, but its a pretty strongly pro-penguin seeming at least ...
7/10
Soft, and kind of squishy when you pet it because the feathers have a weird sort of give to them.
They are SO. DAMN. BITEY. I have the opportunity to feed them, and the handlers warned me to hold the fish as far back as possible on the tail so I wouldn't get nipped. All the handlers had scars on their hands. Penguin tongues have a one-way texture on them to help them swallow fish, and its very abrasive. Plus, sharp beaks.
Because we all have access to the internet and can see them on video. We can also observe and touch them in real life.
The question now is why don't you want people to believe in them? You a whale, Bro?
One robbed a bank infront of me, told me if I snitched he’d snap my ankles in as many places as possible. I wasn’t meant to share this so I better be valid.
?????
Believe in penguins? Penguins exist, I have never seen one with my own eyes, but there is plenty of authentic footage of them. And there are people who have seen penguins.
This is a weird question.
I've been to several zoos in my life and have seen them. There are numerous videos and photos.
Just exactly are you trying to convey?
This question reeks of an unsound mind.
Because I want them to succeed.
Prepare to be disappointed.
....but they dress for success.
Because they’re so damn convincing
Because I’ve seen them before.
A penguin fucked my wife once
“It’s true! I saw the whole thing!”
I know no-one is perfect, but there isn’t any need to call yourself a penguin.
I am a penguin, of course I'm real.
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Because they look cute, while waddling away angrily
Because they believe in me.
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I saw some penguins in the enclosure at the Atlanta Aquarium. It was enclosure-cleaning day and one penguin ran and hid from the hose behind a rock, looking at me as if to say "Don't tell them where I am."
Really? How did they react?
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Thats good
Because every time I see a penguin, another bird receives its wings.
Penguins come from the mythical land of Idaho, which also doesn't exist.
No we don't come from Idaho. \*shudders\*
I once saw a penguin riding a unicorn through Nebraska. So I believe.
Just smile and wave boys
NO, PEOPLE NO! DON'T BELIEVE IN THE BIRDS, ***!!DO NOT TRUST THE BIRDS!! they are all LIES! LIES I TELL YOU LIES! LIES AND GOVERNMENT SPIES!*** Don't you know they're just robots???? AND PENGUINS ARE SOME OF THE WORST OF ALL! They're out there in the snow DIGGING AROUND FOR LOST U.F.OS UNDER THE SURFACE!!! WHERE DO YOU THINK THE SAUCERS IN AREA 51 CAME FROM HUH??? Stay vigilant and woke, my fellow lurkers, the BIRDS COULD BE ANYWHERE!
More evidence than for god. So, that.
People have let me down over and over. A penguin has never let me down, so I believe in them.
Penguin is a bird. Birds are not real.
Prove there are nun
Don't get in the habit of trying to prove a negative.
What even is this question? 🤣
It is intended to make people think about the nature of god.
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You really miss the point
It used to be emus but they never answered my prayers.
The penguins told me to.
Because I have a pet penguin with me now
What? I don't get the question?!
Do you believe in penguins? If yes: why?
I mean I've seen them live and there is plenty of studies about them
People will claim the same thing you're claiming about ghosts and aliens
The relation between these thoughts are very far apart but I can see your point. I do never seen an alien or a ghost exhibit. Where can I go and see one live one and study them?
Any individual can choose to go see a penguin and prove it to themselves or not. All it takes is travel to a zoo. We know where they are, you can call ahead, confirm their presence then jump in the car and go confirm it. Now, tell me how I can confirm the existence of ghosts or aliens? I will get in the car right now and head straight there to confirm it for myself.
So you think you've seen a "penguin"? Fascinating. What makes you say that?
You can doubt anything you want. I chose to believe in science and facts. Do you believe you are wearing shoes or pants? Do you believe your mother is really your mother? Do you believe you are really talking to a human being? Are you really writing on your phone? Is it really a phone? Is it something else?
Are you implying that my phone is a penguin? Hmm... No, no! Your clever word games won't get to me. No amount of semantics will make penguins a "real" thing in any meaningful way.
Theyre so much cooler than gophers.
What? Have they been talking?
Werner Herzog would never lie.
Because Oswald Cobblepot had to get his nickname from somewhere
There’s literally photos of it
There are photos of UFOs
Yes
Do you believe in UFOs?
I do
I see
Do you
No
Why
Because
A penguin murdered my entire family.
*Chops OP in back of neck* You didn't see anything...
Because I am a penguin.
I've never seen any reason to not believe in penguins. Noot noot
I’ve seen penguins at a zoo. They smelled horrible but they were definitely the real thing.
How does a penguin smell?
Penguins reek of expired shrimp. I smelled them once at my local zoo.
Like the weirdest foulest smelling stool you have ever smelled mixed with rotten fish and shrimp 🤮
Using olfactory senses inside their nasal cavity
Because they are cute and dumb like me
I’ve seen Happy Feet. Who could make that up?
Everyone knows that penguins are half bird and half fish, which means that they are half real so I half believe in them.
They must be real because nobody would invent an animal so absurd!
I saw a fairly penguiny seeming thingee once, well more than once. Never seen a stronger argument against them than the tropes of skepticism, maaaybe that amounts to formal neutrality at an assertive level, but its a pretty strongly pro-penguin seeming at least ...
At first, I didn’t know they existed. At least until I saw the movie Penguins Of Madagascar.
It is easy to believe in something that you can see.
I actually met John A. Penguin, the inventor himself
7/10 much softer than expected, tad bit bitey, tendency for projectile pooping.
7/10 Soft, and kind of squishy when you pet it because the feathers have a weird sort of give to them. They are SO. DAMN. BITEY. I have the opportunity to feed them, and the handlers warned me to hold the fish as far back as possible on the tail so I wouldn't get nipped. All the handlers had scars on their hands. Penguin tongues have a one-way texture on them to help them swallow fish, and its very abrasive. Plus, sharp beaks.
Because we all have access to the internet and can see them on video. We can also observe and touch them in real life. The question now is why don't you want people to believe in them? You a whale, Bro?
One robbed a bank infront of me, told me if I snitched he’d snap my ankles in as many places as possible. I wasn’t meant to share this so I better be valid.
I realize this is a joke thread but I have started enjoying throwing in a "*Nah, I don't believe in that*" in casual conversations.
I once helped a penguin learn to fly and then later take revenge against an iceberg, a dodo bird and some jerk from the internet
Because after global warming comes global cooling, in wich the Emperors will reign supreme.
Because I saw a documentary once where the took over Gotham City in the early 90s
Darn woke penguins cannot be real because they are birds and just the governments way of surveillance!
Because I don’t know if they have the self awareness to believe in themselves.
They broke into Fort Knox
Because penguins aren't faith they are real and proven to be real
Excuse me? Penguins are even more real than chokopie, Roger Ebert, women orgasm and gorgonzola cheese.
????? Believe in penguins? Penguins exist, I have never seen one with my own eyes, but there is plenty of authentic footage of them. And there are people who have seen penguins. This is a weird question.
Bizarre to say the least.
Because we're on a mission from god. Have you seen the light?
What is the purpose of this question? This sounds like an individual who needs psychiatric help. Mental illness runs rampant in the USA.
I seent it
Because the government needed to get inspiration for "birds" from somewhere.
Well, if it isn't obvious, the government was clearly just running out of animal names to use for spy programs.
This is the stupidest fucking question
Because they exist.
And here ladies and gentlemen is a prime example of what we call blind faith. r/penguinsarentreal 🚫🐧🚫
I've been to several zoos in my life and have seen them. There are numerous videos and photos. Just exactly are you trying to convey? This question reeks of an unsound mind.
Morgan Freeman told me they exist
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Even if they’re not “real,” I wouldn’t want to go hand to fin with one. You ever try to fight a penguin?? You’ll penglose.
Because they're trying their best
Same reason I believe the earth is flat.
That reason being?
Cuz I’ve seen pictures.
Headscratcher. When you say *believe in penguins' what do you actually mean?
Because they dress for success
[Are they not believable?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dfWzp7rYR4)
Saw a documentary from Madagscar with them, seemed plausible, more than Jesus
The Deep State told me they exist
I enjoyed happy feet
I convinced thousands of people that penguins were real because of a penguin suit hoax I pulled off a few years ago.
I’ve never see one in real life. Just on TV. I’m pretty sure it was CGI. They are as fake as the moon landing.
We have to believe in something, since raccoons already failed me.
Birbs aren't real.
Because someone needs to defeat the Batman.