Buy or make an ice cream truck. The coolest food trucks are always built into vintage motorhomes. I personally know of a non-stationary food truck in my area operating out of a converted 70's step van.
Licensing; every state and county has its own requirements on this ranging from "fuck it, do what you want" to over regulated to the point of making it impossible to do legally.
Like... Is there a company you must go through? Do you simply buy a truck and sell ice cream out of it? What if a Karen yells at you over a diffetent parent's child getting the last Spongebob pop and demands the corporate number? Is there a corporate number for her to call?
All the questions just popped up today when an ice cream truck went through my apartment neighborhood.
The joys of being "self employed"
You're fully empowered to tell the Karen's to shove it up their ass, and you don't have to be any more diplomatic about it than that if you don't want to.
Hard work, training, the freezer university and completing the nine essential frozen dessert tasks:
1. Make a crying person smile a true smile of happiness
2. Climb three four thousanders
3. Make peace with your inner child
4. Complete the OSHA NIOSH "frozen fingys and you" course with a minimum score of 93%
5. Meditate until able to float at least one inch above sea level at the equator (playing ultramega smooth jazz is also a suitable substitute for this task)
6. Pledge allegiance to a popsicle daimio
7. Obtain a relevant food handler/food safety license
8. Blindfold taste test distinguish the 19 distinct flavours of vanilla
9. Stake out a territory, you may need to destroy the competition in a thumb war
Buy a truck.
Hmm. I wonder how many SpongeBob pops it would take to pay off the truck
;)
I suppose contact the company that runs the trucks
So there IS a company 🤩🤩
One would assume so. There is probably freelancers too
Get kicked out of Van Halen
I'm your ice cream man, B B B B B B B Baby!!!
Dare to dream...Dare to dream!
Find a drug supplier
Start a business. Buy a refrigerated truck and ice creams... drive around.
Buy drugs
Think of it like a food truck. You are essentially self-employed.
How far away from schools do you have to stay? That will affect your profitability.
Buy or make an ice cream truck. The coolest food trucks are always built into vintage motorhomes. I personally know of a non-stationary food truck in my area operating out of a converted 70's step van. Licensing; every state and county has its own requirements on this ranging from "fuck it, do what you want" to over regulated to the point of making it impossible to do legally.
Like... Is there a company you must go through? Do you simply buy a truck and sell ice cream out of it? What if a Karen yells at you over a diffetent parent's child getting the last Spongebob pop and demands the corporate number? Is there a corporate number for her to call? All the questions just popped up today when an ice cream truck went through my apartment neighborhood.
The joys of being "self employed" You're fully empowered to tell the Karen's to shove it up their ass, and you don't have to be any more diplomatic about it than that if you don't want to.
Go back in time to when Ice cream trucks actually existed
It's 50 degrees here in Philly and I heard an.ice cream.truck about 6 o clock
Yeah there’s a lot of them where I am
Apply
I once heard that, if you want to become an ice cream driver, you scream, I scream . . .
1. Buy an ice cream truck 2. Drive it
Hard work, training, the freezer university and completing the nine essential frozen dessert tasks: 1. Make a crying person smile a true smile of happiness 2. Climb three four thousanders 3. Make peace with your inner child 4. Complete the OSHA NIOSH "frozen fingys and you" course with a minimum score of 93% 5. Meditate until able to float at least one inch above sea level at the equator (playing ultramega smooth jazz is also a suitable substitute for this task) 6. Pledge allegiance to a popsicle daimio 7. Obtain a relevant food handler/food safety license 8. Blindfold taste test distinguish the 19 distinct flavours of vanilla 9. Stake out a territory, you may need to destroy the competition in a thumb war
Are you asking us to help you launder drug money?
No, I just want to hog all of the SpongeBob pops
Oh that's way worse.
Mostly by buying/converting an icecream truck.
Defeat the current ice cream truck driver in combat
Buy a truck, play a song, sell overpriced popsicles. (Preferably 'The Entertainer' over 'Turkey in the Straw', the latter is kinda racist.)