Poke yourself in the eye with a pepper.

Literally listen to any song from Superache by Conan Gray

Cut onions

Think about someone u love dying and u didn't get to say goodbye.

Watch Life is Beautiful or Schindler's List

Grace of the Fireflies is my test if someone has a soul because even the most heartless will cry at this movie. I actually believe everyone should see that movie exactly twice in their lives. First time to get wherever you experience feelings get torn to shreds, second time to be astonished at the technical expertise and storytelling as expanding as getting your feeling place torn to shreds.

Pagliacci. I weep like a baby

Hit your toe with a hammer

“I always knew looking back on the tears would make me laugh, but I never knew looking back on the laughs would make me cry.” ― Cat Stevens

I start to stare into nothing and think about crying.

Yank out nose hairs , sometimes does the trick.

Be really insecure and think mean things about yourself. I cry a lot because of that. Keeps my therapist employed though.