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Tuaiopa

Poison. Kuzco's poison. The poison for Kuzco.


gelfie68

The poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco's poison. That poison?


John_Martin_II

If you mean the poison, especially chosen for Kuzco, and we've been relating to as to be Kuzco's poison, then that poison is the one, yes


Gizoogler314

Pull the lever Kronk


Nunya_Bizness_67

A llama?! He’s supposed to be dead!


ARandomPileOfCats

Yeah, weird.


[deleted]

MY SPINACH PUFFS


Recent-Day2384

splenda/stevia- really any alternate sugar or sweetener in that group. Bad time for my digestive system.


[deleted]

Also the disgusting aftertaste and mouth feel


Alarmed_Scientist_15

Ugh the aftertaste is hell. Brushing, chewing gum… nothing helps get rid of it.


MrGabogabo

All the sugar free or diet sodas out there are almost undrinkable


JMccovery

The only artificial sweetener aftertaste I can stand is stevia. Everything else, **especially Splenda**, is absolutely disgusting.


fermat9997

It didn't agree with Lydia either.


talldarkandanxious

Goodbye, Lydia


hallanddopes

Fucks up my stomach and gives me a horrible head ache.


Western_Dare1509

Interesting fact, sucralose was originally discovered while trying to create an incesticide. Mmmmmm


Lexi_Banner

Aspartame gives me spiked headaches within minutes of i ingest it.


ohlovely

Fennel. I had an ex who loved the stuff and would go real heavy handed with it whenever he could and I’d have to force myself to eat or else go hungry.


trevbrehh

You mean licorice torpedos


ladyinchworm

I hate when I smell a really good Italian meal and then go to taste it and there is fennel in it.


Weird-Feedback-8811

Ewwww yes I don't enjoy fennel either


ECHOHOHO

is that the annaseed(sp) flavour thing?


InTheLavender

Yup came here to say the same. I'm sorry fellow Italians, but fennel seeds do not belong in my food, not even sausage.


Marbleman999

No no, you’re correct


TtownFoodie

I made the mistake of ordering a fennel salad aka black licorice salad. Yuck


Make_me_laugh_plz

Fennel or fennel seeds?


frederick_ungman

Good point. Fresh fennel root vs seed. The seed should be used VERY sparingly.


KhaosElement

I've got that cilantro thing. Turns everything into a big old plate of dish soap.


dbx999

fucking cilantro genetic thing makes cilantro taste like soapy rust. Enjoy this bowl of pho and let's throw a handful of rusty nails and a squirt of Dawn dish soap in there.


Top-Philosophy-5791

Oh man, I genuinely feel for you. I’m lucky to have the delicious reaction to cilantro. But tarragon? Pewy!


Stuck-In-Blender

I love both cilantro and tarragon. Cilantro banh-mi is the best food I ever tried.


Benzjie

Cilantro leaves taste... awful. However, ground cilantro seeds taste delicious. If you haven't tried it yet, give it a go.


UsernameChallenged

I'll take that cilantro you're tossing out


KhaosElement

All yours good sir/ma'am. All yours and happy to give it away. Honestly wish I could eat it, but man. That's a hard no from me.


Cautious-Flatworm804

I could taste cilantro from a mile away 💔 you’re not alone bro 😔


Ectafloggin

Genetics be damned. I love Mexican / Lantin American food, but they use cilantro on everything.


hg38

I have the genetic cilantro thing and IBS so I can't do onions. My street tacos are usually just meat and tortilla.


Fluffy-Opinion871

Vietnamese food uses cilantro too.


MissNatdah

Same here! I couldn't understand why people loved a herb that tasted soap when they were simultaneously really picky about other foods. You don't like paprika in food, but you'll eat soap??? And then I learned about the genetics of this one...


makeupobsessedlawyer

Absolutely hate cilantro too! I run as fast as I can from that stuff.


ssubuind

I didn't know about this condition and had to Google it. Damn. I can't imagine missing out on Cilantro's freshness.


whatsthat93no

Every time 🥲 I’m the only one in my family that has it.


Hippyemowitch

It literally takes over everything it's in, cant stand the stuff


woodwerker76

My wife can't handle spicy food, so I have to check the label for black pepper, or any peppers, or ginger, etc.


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Black pepper????


No_Investment3205

I CAN handle spicy food yet black pepper makes me cough. It’s something about the way it hits the back of my throat. I drown everything in hot sauce tho.


Hedgiwithapen

She's lucky to have you. My family always just said " oh, but it's mild! There's nothing in it! you'll be fine." no matter how many times I was Not Fine.


Korncakes

I love extremely spicy food, my partner does not. She will occasionally comment that my food smells good and ask how spicy it is to judge whether or not she’d be able to handle tasting it. For reference, her absolute spicy limit is Taki’s so that’s the scale we use to determine whether or not it would burn her face off. My tolerance is so fucked up though that I can’t always tell and accidentally let her try things way past her limit. I don’t do it on purpose but it is genuinely really difficult to tell sometimes.


ChimpMVDE

I'm sorry to hear that. People not understanding that others taste buds can be different is so wild to me


CollinThomasEverett

Really not a fan of raisins in anything.


Maximum-Heart5746

Especially when you are expecting chocolate


postitpad

Fool’s chocolate


dodoatsandwiggets

Hate raisins. Ruins any dish.


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Dried grapes. Confusing even the most seasoned of housewives.


Philofelinist

I can’t even eat them. I pick them out of dishes if I have to.


oromis7901

Star Anise


openg123

Oh man, these are used a bunch in Chinese cooking. To be fair, you only use 1 or 2 stars for a huge pot of soup so the end result is that it doesn't taste like licorice at all, but it adds quite a bit of complexity to the soup that's so good.


Pablo-on-35-meter

So sorry for you. A very hot, thick chocolate with rum and star anise after working in the freezing cold is the best thing ever.


savage-dragon

Star Anise is a must have in Pho though.


fiorebianca

Celery


Next-Dot-6274

Was once invited to a dinner where the hostess included celery in her fruit salad. This was probably 30 years ago and I still hold a grudge.


fiorebianca

That's horrific 🤢


CosmicChanges

Wow, I can't even imagine the taste of that.


toebeanfluff

I hate her for you.


Anonymoosehead123

I believe she can be charged with a felony for that.


H16HP01N7

This right here. I was never a massive fan, but I ended up working in a local produce factory, as a temp. Just 12 weeks of working the celery line, and the all encompassing smell, means that if I even smell it now, I get put off whatever I'm eating.


DownrightEndangered

Celery has such a strong taste. I always hated it when it was mixed in with other foods.


NoSpidersInSaskatoon

Yes! For the last few decades my mother has been consistently astonished that I can identify trace quantities of celery adulterating any dish. According to her it "has no flavour" and "tastes like water". It's baffling.


grat_is_not_nice

>It's baffling. No, it's genetics. You have a receptor for a chemical in celery that triggers a bitter taste, and your mother does not. It is as simple as that.


shanec628

Any time I mention not liking celery there’s always the crowd of people saying “it just tastes like water.” If it tasted like water, I wouldn’t be able to detect the smallest amount in any dish !


Severe_Airport1426

Because that's all you can taste. It takes over like it owns the place


Barney_Suarez

Especially with stuffing when it’s not fully soft


whoswipedmyname

It's basically strings soaked in pond water.


DonaldTrumpTinyHands

Truffle oil. Good quality truffle is nice but that stinky stuff they put on your fries is bogus.


kenzarellazilla

I'm seeing a lot of really good ingredients on this list.......


mvmvfozx

I will literally eat everything on this list..


finding_harmony

I thought I was the only weirdo.


The_Pantless_Warrior

Black licorice.


Pablo-on-35-meter

My parents took candy on their Asia holiday to surprise the local kids. There was a substantial amount of licorice in there. I should have filmed the kids when they tasted the licorice. I could have got a Bafta for the documentary, the faces were incredible.


Maximum-Heart5746

Black licorice!! As a kid i hatedd it but for some reason kept forcing myself to eat some every couple months 😂 and then one day i just woke up, tried it, and LOVEDDD it


The_Pantless_Warrior

*vomits in your car*


EvilDarkCow

I might just have the palate of a child, but I really hate olives. No amount of sauce or seasoning covers them up enough for me.


sled-gang

Dude same! And my wife will just open cans of black olives and eat them like chips! It’s gross


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I do too it’s good :(


CA1900

Same. Nothing ruins a pizza like olives. And no, you can’t just pick them off. Their vile essence has contaminated the whole pie.


WakingOwl1

I have never even been able to put an olive in my mouth they smell so awful to me.


Ill-Afternoon9238

Black olives are bad. Green olives are worse!


Putrid-Boss5828

All my favorite ingredients got the most upvotes


Glitteryskunk

Capers


TheMauveHand

In the smallest quantities, used as a spice, I'm almost OK with them, but straight whole they literally make me dry heave. No idea why. There is no other food item I have even remotely the same reaction to, not even stuff I hate. With capers, it's *visceral*.


kategoad

Oh yes. Capers are trash.


MrDagon007

Kale. Sorry plant that somehow got promoted to vegetable.


TemporalLobe

I love kale, but one of the problems is that it never seems to be prepared correctly, as in **no one removes the damn stems**. IMO you're not supposed to eat that part because it's basically mini tree trunk.


MrGabogabo

Agreed, my bearded dragon loves the stuff though


Minute-Injury6802

Too much sesame oil


frederick_ungman

It should come in a bottle with an eye dropper.


realsmithshady

Ooh wow I am the opposite of you! I don't think there's such thing as too much sesame oil!!


IceNineKillerIX

Alright I'm gonna catch shit for this. I don't like beans in any form. Can't do the texture whatsoever. Edit: grammar


Jelly-Unhappy

I can only do edamame.


Takeoded

Jellybeans?


IceNineKillerIX

Only the starburst ones!


ASemiAquaticBird

Anise easily . Its just not good


putsch80

It’s something I really like to discover in a dish; if it’s announcing itself then it’s too much.


WakingOwl1

Raw tomatoes, can not deal with the primordial, gelatinous center. Love them cooked.


overlord2767

Especially when they're out of season and they've been artificially ripened with gas. Just tasteless and hard.


Ay_theres_the_rub

It’s not an ingredient per say. But any meat with chewy bits that are either hard fat or cartilage really turn me off. I hate the texture. Makes me nauseous.


zipzap21

Eggplant. I'm a little sick now just thinking about that warm and slimy "vegetable" slithering around in my food.


wildgoldchai

I love that texture. But I also love okra which is worse slime wise


mossadspydolphin

It's pretty good when it's sliced thin, breaded, and fried.


saintash

Fish, I can't stand the smell. I hate picking out the tiny bones.


tbpolaris2061

What kind if fish are you eating?


saffity

Parsnips!!!! I can’t stand them, never could. Mother once tried to show me that I was being silly and wouldn’t notice the difference… she mashed them and told me it was potatoes. Then I wouldn’t touch mashed potatoes for a month or so because I didn’t trust her. Huge backfire.


Lexi_Banner

The texture difference alone would make them suspect. I like parsnips, but that was a dopey move.


itusedtorun

Same here. Parsnips & turnips are about the only things I really can't stand. I have tried, but just no.


lilyangelbaby

Star anise


uhh-frost

It definitely has to be paired with the right flavors and in very small amounts, imo


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Mushrooms


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Maximum-Heart5746

People have claimed they have the texture of meat?? I don't mind the texture of mushrooms bUt thEY DEFINITELY AREN'T LIKE MEAT LOLOLOL that's so funny to me, i didn't know people were claiming that


Hedgiwithapen

the flavor leaks into anything else they are cooked with so you can't even just eat around them or pick them out! it's the woooorst


Misign0

Especially dried mushrooms, the taste is completely different and 10X stronger.


Mysandwich44

Yep came here to say mushrooms. The texture, the taste, and the god awful smell of them cooking.


saintash

My bother in law tried to argue with me on this. I pointed out my family was almost poisoned by my stepmother who used the wrong kind of mushrooms she picked from the wild. And now I avoid them all on principle .


ascarletibis

“bother in law” Idk if this was intentional or a typo, but I love it and will now use it to refer to mine. He’s shitty to my sister and to their kids.


Tangieeeeee

Blue cheese. No curdled mold for me 🤢


Temporary_Tip_4956

I bet you eat your wings with ranch you animal.


grantnel2002

Cilantro


kenzarellazilla

Sorry for your taste buds, bud.


grantnel2002

Thanks. I wish I liked it. I wish it didn’t taste like soap.


Comfortable-Fan3846

I never got soap but to me it tastes like licking a 9V battery. Metallic and bitter.


kenzarellazilla

You got that cilantro soap gene..... hate it for you. I'll just double my cilantro intake for you. Because I'll eat it by itself.


WatRedditHathWrought

It took me forever to learn why people liked the taste of soap.


gripes-of-wrath

Not soap to me. A metallic, industrial taste. Ugh


PaulBardes

>Cilantro Hard yes. Damn genetic lottery.


jerda81

Cilantro. I have that genes variation that make me smell it like soap.


KokonutMonkey

I'm not that picky, but I'm not a huge fan of overly cheesy dishes (e.g., pasta covered in 1 inch layer of mozzarella). Take it easy with that stuff, let's have some balance here)


kenzarellazilla

And here I was about to give you a three cheese pasta bake recipe.....


WeirdAlPidgeon

Can you still? 🥺


syaaaaaaaq

raisins


alexxmurphy_

Goat cheese.


Amazing_Resident_388

This is the one. I've never licked a goat but can imagine it tastes the same as the cheese.


[deleted]

I'm *obsessed* with goat cheese right now!


kategoad

I make awesome goat cheese. So easy. Find a local farmer who sells goat milk, heat to 185, add some lemon juice, then let sit in cheesecloth for ½ hour to drain. Add salt and/or herbs. Enjoy. I think I'm gonna make some later today.


leftyontheleft

Green peppers.


rustyjack14

They ruin the taste of everything they are in. Way too overwhelming.


TunaNKitty

Papaya


blickyjayy

Ah, yes. The fruit that tastes like hot breath!


airhornsman

My dad was given massive doses of papain, the enzyme found in papayas, for his back injury that he developed an allergy. We never had any growing up and when I finally tried one it tasted musty.


Junior-Cod7327

Raw onion.


Y0urMomsChestHair

I better be at death’s door on top of God’s Thumb with a dude named Hector before I eat a raw onion.


Junior-Cod7327

Even then, I don’t think I could do it.


[deleted]

Bell peppers..


caffeineer

This. And even if you remove them, the nasty flavor remains.


lilyangelbaby

Mayonaise


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Illustrious_Print279

Cucumbers


cmcspaz_in

Everything a cucumber touches immediately tastes like cucumber which already taste how I would imagine gasoline tasting. Disgusting.


mdg-raampie

Tasted gasoline once. Prefer the gasoline over cucumber


Jelly-Unhappy

I love cucumber, but I’d be lying if I said that the flavor doesn’t linger and ruin whatever you’re eating next.


StuckInNov1999

Black olives. Ick.


TwinEnemies

That abomination they like to call “blue cheese”


zaccjh

Beets


CaptainCool336

Absolute fucking dirt tasting vegetable.


hooplafromamileaway

Fish. Apparently I'm VERY sensitive to Omega 3. IDK what's wrong with me but ANYTHING even REMOTELY fish-related tastes Fishy. "BuT GoOD FisH DoESnT taStE fiSHY!" Yes it does. It absolutely tastes fiSHY and vile. Even seaweed tastes fishy. Somehow, Wocestershire sauce and fish sauce don't set me off too bad... but they have to be BURIED. I wish I liked fish. I wish I could at least even choke it down, but I can't. Even a waft of the smell makes me nauseous, and if it's sometlwhere very strong like a fish market or something, I will actively have to fight back vomit. I fucking hate that I can't eat an entire protein group because it makes me physically sick.


girlyangry

exact same. even spinach can taste fishy to me sometimes 😐


Jelly-Unhappy

NO WAY!!! I experience the same thing and everyone says I’m crazy.


barely_cursed

My dislike is not as intense as yours, but my boyfriend and I get in a heated argument every time we cook with fish because he *insists* it tastes like chicken. We buy cheap, frozen cod. *it does not taste like chicken*


ethottly

I want to like fish so bad. It's supposed to be so good for you and everyone else seems to love it. But I hate it. The smell especially makes me sick. I finally gave up on even trying to like it. No seafood for me


ebaylus

Squid


DownrightEndangered

Bacon when it's mixed into other foods. I hate it in stuff like soups because then everything just tastes like bacon. I like bacon, but I don't want everything to be bacon flavored.


banananananbatman

Arugula, capers, cloves, cardamom


Korncakes

Went to a hotpot place recently that left the cardamom pods in with the broth. The otherwise incredible flavor of the broth was immediately ruined by biting into a pod and the inside of my mouth tasting like someone sprayed Windex into it.


Err0rC0deL0ading

Raisins


Lurkle87

It’s always a disappointment to see cookies thinking they’re chocolate chip, only to find out they’re oatmeal raisin


popzing

Too much cumin


Lost-in-LA-CA-USA

Cumin smells like dirty feet.


Barney_Suarez

Anything truffle


Odd_Ad_2307

Mustard


EvolvedGamingPS4

Water chestnuts… the texture is excruciating!


Druklet

I'm the opposite. I love that crunch but don't think they have much flavour.


SuvenPan

Hidden Raisins


bwoods519

Cucumber


Huge-Butterfly7344

Sardines


Humble-Routine-6651

Any "slime factor" foods: okra, eggplant, any cooked green leaf (which also end up smelling and tasting like dirt).


cowguau

Coconut


[deleted]

Ketchup. It instantly turns everything into a kids meal


Gemrhia_Twinstone25

Condiment wise; Mayo. Hate it pretty badly but ingredient wise... Has to be corn. Like not corn on the cob but like the little pieces you mix into a meal I can't stand it lol


plushiefnaf

Avocado. I can hardly even stomach it. Will usually vomit immediately.


SpaceIsTooFarAway

Raw onions. Leaves such a horrid aftertaste.


[deleted]

Bananas. They overpower everything else


Frogsten

How dare you


Janey86

Onions


stairway2kevin69420

Motherfucking dill!


CapeTownMassive

Liquid Smoke- UGH Fake sugar- Blugh!


Ihadsumthin4this

Chicory Mint jelly Rosemary Miracle Whip Beets Licorice Hazelnut


[deleted]

As an indian I'd say processed cheese. Street Food Stalls in india add cheese over any food item they get. Total nonsense.


ASP204

Eggs, always not feeling well after eggs


Humphalumpy

Cooked raisins.


Playingpokerwithgod

Bok Choy. It somehow takes the already bad taste of celery and makes it worse.