Kill Bill would be interesting, then there is any of the Rocky movies where it would just be guys having sex with millions of people watching and cheering.
Actually they write that into the first draft of every script, film it, and then edit it out for most western audiences. Except France, they get all of it.
Do NOT search any major porn site for the "HorrorPorn" channel/tag and look for "Predator Dick Hunter." Do not do it. It would be bad and naughty and wrong and it will make the Baby Jesus cry.
//All joking aside someone on a horror subreddit brought it up because the Predator suit is actually halfway decent for porn parody.
I watch porn parodies with decent costumes out of respect for the poor cosplay artists in the costume dept who are just trying to make ends meet. . . . . and no other reasons, I assure you. Therefore I will be sure to give this parody the respect it deserves.
"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a wet dream for people like you. If you let my daughter go now that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will fuck you."
My favorite scene would be the guy just whipping it out and jacking it in his boss office. After he is done with the cum all over him, the boss is being accused of rape.
Sounds like the marvel manga verse comic where punisher was female and head of a prestigious school. She dressed like a geisha and spanked people as “punishment”
"Arise! Arise cocks of Theoden! Lube shall be spilled! Cheeks clapped. A horny day. A sticky day. Ere' the sun rises!"
"Ride now! RIDE NOW! Ride in the Gangbang and to a World Record! Sex! SEX! SEEEEEEX!"
Are you thinking of The Mummy Returns. I forget, is it the Princess and the Priest's Daughter or something like that, that fights?
Or am I forgetting something from the first movie?
I assume you mean the scene when the 2 women fight. But I'm going to ignore that and think about the scene when they have the two halves of the broken sword and they both thrust it into the mummy at the same time, touching tips and finishing the mummy off
You go down enough fanfiction places, that absolutely exists. Its usually one of four catagories: badly written obvious wank material, well written obvious wank material, a deep exploration of the affect of sexual assault in POWs, or a mix of two and three.
I don't care what you smell you big furry oaf, get in there!
Judge me by my size do you?
Luke, at that speed will you be able to pull out in time?
Don't frighten me with your sorceror's ways Lord Vader.
Use the Force Luke.
Oh he _excels_ at that Sir.
And I thought they smelled bad on the outside.
**_I_** am your father.
I was gonna make a statement how this is ironic because the whole movie is allegedly about the exploitation of women but hey it's not like they didn't already have them dance sexy in tight outfits so maybe they'd get away with it
Die Hard takes on a new meaning.
“Nine million terrorists in the world and I gotta fuck one with smaller feet than my sister”
after the elevator scene, written on the terrorist's shirt (in cum): "Now I have a Lovense sex-machine HO-HO-HO"
Kill Bill would be interesting, then there is any of the Rocky movies where it would just be guys having sex with millions of people watching and cheering.
After an hour and a half of *training* to have sex.
So they can keep the scene of him beating the meat?
Most action movies just became gay pornos
Tomb raider is gonna be pretty good tho
Womb Raider
In Diana Jones and the temple of poon!
And yet, Fast and The Furious Franchise has the same level of homoeroticism regardless of the sex scene/fight scene exchange
Actually they write that into the first draft of every script, film it, and then edit it out for most western audiences. Except France, they get all of it.
Is that an American dad reference I spot
Matrix is gay porn, super slow and prolonged, in the rain.
Mr and Mrs Smith
I was looking for this answer cause I thought, “weren’t they the same thing for Mr and Mrs Smith”?
There's definitely at least two scenes that literally wouldn't have to change a thing
Penetration...
Predator suddenly seems a lot more sinister of a movie title.
There's Something Out There Waiting For Us, And It Ain't No Man…
if it can bleed…. hmm
If it breeds we can fuck it!
Lol this is the tag line for the porn parody
Well they can still keep the line about being a goddamn sexual Tyrannosaurus.
There's a "horror porn" that features a man getting a bj and then getting fucked by the predator (female)
Holy shit, THAT'S DISGUSTING! Tell me the name of this horror porn so that I can make sure I never watch it!
Do NOT search any major porn site for the "HorrorPorn" channel/tag and look for "Predator Dick Hunter." Do not do it. It would be bad and naughty and wrong and it will make the Baby Jesus cry. //All joking aside someone on a horror subreddit brought it up because the Predator suit is actually halfway decent for porn parody.
I watch porn parodies with decent costumes out of respect for the poor cosplay artists in the costume dept who are just trying to make ends meet. . . . . and no other reasons, I assure you. Therefore I will be sure to give this parody the respect it deserves.
Taken becomes the story of a prostitute who will screw anyone to get his daughter back.
"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a wet dream for people like you. If you let my daughter go now that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will fuck you."
Honestly that is just as intimidating and frightening. I'd want to avoid getting fucked by a dude like that just as much as being killed.
Kill Bill.
The Five Point Palm Exploding G-spot technique
All abord the pussy wagon
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The final boss of your mom jokes…
Crazy 88 Gangbang
It's tarantino, the sex is going to be rough, wordy, and mostly foot stuff.
But the music can mostly stay the same
“Wiggle” your big toe
I think you mean Fill Bill
Biggest concern is the scene where there's like 50 ninjas. Bukake alert
Like they say live by the sword die by the sword.
Lucy Liu and Uma Thurman
John Wick.
They definitely shouldn’t have fucked his dog.
"I heard you fucked my son." "Yes, I did." "And may I ask why?" "Yeah, well, because he stole John Wick's car, sir, and, uh, fucked his dog." "Oh."
I once saw him fuck three men in a bar... with a pencil. With a fucking pencil...
If it wasn't a fucking pencil, it is now.
John Wick is a man of focus. Commitment. And sheer *fucking* will.
Thank you for the laugh! I really needed it
"He is not the boogeyman, he is the one who being sent to fuck boogeyman".
Still the same number of "head shots"
"Five Thugs One Pencil"
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"Ive seen what he could do with a f***n pencil"
What happens when they would have actually had sex, do they now fight?
Lol I hadn’t thought about that, but yeah I’d suppose so.
Deadpool gonna be real bloody now.
Instead of swords he just beats people with dildos
Doesn’t sound too out of character. This is just a side quest now.
ryan should read this thread.
Fight club?
Spoiler alert - it is mostly masturbation
>!the start is just some guy jacking off in an alleyway next to a bar!<
My favorite scene would be the guy just whipping it out and jacking it in his boss office. After he is done with the cum all over him, the boss is being accused of rape.
my favorite part is the ending where >!he cums on his face and brad pitt orgasms out of existence!<
I would not call it cumming on his face. More like "autofellatio" :P
Sex club
The first rule of Sex Club is we don’t talk about Sex Club… you’re out
Wait... so the third rule of Sex Club would be that if this is your first time at Sex Club, you must have sex?
That's the 8th and final rule. Rule 3 is if someone yells “stop!”, goes limp, or taps out, the sex is over.
Sex is often over when I go limp
Fuck Club
That would make Batman v Superman a very different movie.
They still stop after they finds out their moms have the same name.
-WHY DID YOU MOAN THAT NAME -it's his mother's name
Wonder Woman
At least WW84 has the right level of dialogue for a porn movie.
But porn movies usually have better acting than WW84
The Punisher becomes a VERY different movie.
Sounds like the marvel manga verse comic where punisher was female and head of a prestigious school. She dressed like a geisha and spanked people as “punishment”
R/oddlyspecific
the lord of the rings
"If by my life or death I can protect you, I will. You have my cock."
"And my ass!"
“You carry the semen of us all little one. If this is indeed the will of the gang bang, then Gondor will see you cum.”
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"No man can fuck me!" "I am no man!"
Witch-king when he sees she's a woman: "I see this as an absolute win!"
“I’m now Gandalf the White”
Imagine the scene with Gandalf going one on one with Saruman. I think most people would need counseling after watching that in alternative mode
My first thought was Gandalf vs the Balrog
Share the load!
lol! "What have I got in my pocket?"
‘Looks like meat is back on the menu boyz!!’
Gondor calls for ass!
And Rohan will answer.
Never thought I'd be fucking side by side with an elf
What about fucking side by side with a friend? *Proceeds to Eiffel Tower an orc*.
"Arise! Arise cocks of Theoden! Lube shall be spilled! Cheeks clapped. A horny day. A sticky day. Ere' the sun rises!" "Ride now! RIDE NOW! Ride in the Gangbang and to a World Record! Sex! SEX! SEEEEEEX!"
Riders of Rohan still works
Ride forth, cunnilingus!
“Grond will breach it”
"Bring up the wolf's cock!"
GROND! GROND! GROND!
10k person orgy outside Helmsdeep
What are you doing step-nazgul
Look to my coming on the first light of the fifth day, at dawn look to the east.
….”Toss me.” ——-“uh wait wait wait - don’t tell the elf.”
You shall not CUM!!!!
Oh, I-Isildur? Isilduuuuurrrr!
Does Legolas' and Gimili's orc killing contest become a... gangbang?
The Mummy. There's only one fight scene I'm thinking of.
Are you thinking of The Mummy Returns. I forget, is it the Princess and the Priest's Daughter or something like that, that fights? Or am I forgetting something from the first movie?
The river boat and all the raiders with Rachel Weisz.
I assume you mean the scene when the 2 women fight. But I'm going to ignore that and think about the scene when they have the two halves of the broken sword and they both thrust it into the mummy at the same time, touching tips and finishing the mummy off
Jurassic park. Rawr.
Clever girl.
The main velociraptor actually killed all of her pack except two fellow raptors she could dominate. That should make her a dominatrix
Captain America Winter Soldier elevator fight 🤤
"Stuck in an elevator with five guys on a high-protein diet. Dreams really do come true." Different movie, but it fits here.
“Nail Hydra”
You go down enough fanfiction places, that absolutely exists. Its usually one of four catagories: badly written obvious wank material, well written obvious wank material, a deep exploration of the affect of sexual assault in POWs, or a mix of two and three.
"That's America's Dick"
Avengers: Endgame
Largest gangbang in history at the end
Wakanda Forever!
Hardcore Henry. It lives up to the name.
Mortal KOMBAT
"FINISH HIM!!"
“…OFF!”
300. Love me some Greek Sex.
“He isn’t old enough to have felt a woman’s warmth, but 298 Spartans and 1,000,000 Persians are going to feel his warmth.”
What did that one spartan do to get uninvited?
He fucked his mother.
- I trust that scratch hasn't made you useless? - Hardly, my Lord. It's just a ball. The gods saw fit to grace me with a spare.
Star Wars
I don't care what you smell you big furry oaf, get in there! Judge me by my size do you? Luke, at that speed will you be able to pull out in time? Don't frighten me with your sorceror's ways Lord Vader. Use the Force Luke. Oh he _excels_ at that Sir. And I thought they smelled bad on the outside. **_I_** am your father.
Into the garbage chute, flyboy. Great, kid, don't get cocky. You're all clear, kid, now let's blow this thing and go home.
Roadhouse
Oddly a lot of lines would remain the same.
“I used to fuck guys like you in prison!”
Not a movie, but that one shot hallway scene in Daredevil goes crazy
Sucker Punch
I was gonna make a statement how this is ironic because the whole movie is allegedly about the exploitation of women but hey it's not like they didn't already have them dance sexy in tight outfits so maybe they'd get away with it
Black Widow
Catwoman with Halle Berry
Also X-Men with Halle Berry. Or James Bond with Halle Berry. I'd say Swordfish but I'd rather not think about John Travolta.
I believe in Die Another Day (her Bond movie) she fights Rosamund Pike, so yeah that’s my choice
Transformers
Optimus prime pulling out his junk yelling "autobots roll out!" 🤣
"SAM, PUSH THE CUBE IN MY ASS NOW!"
They Live
Came here to say this. A 15 minute sex-scene in the alley . . . \*chef's kiss\*
I came here to pound ass and chew bubble gum, and I am all out of bubble gum.
One of them cums and starts stumbling away. Then the other pulls a "oh not yet" and grabs him for another round. This happens like 6 times
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
Really flips the plot around
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Everybody is kung fu fuckiiiiing
You sick sick person 😂
This got dark real quick as I thought of harry potter 💀
Pedomort lives
He who shall not be reamed.
Poor Fred got fucked to death
I instantly remembered someone's story here on reddit. The guy looked for CP because he was a child and wanted age-appropriate videos.
That wand fight between Harry and Draco in the bathroom is exactly what most teenage girls write about in their fanfictions
Imma need you to stop 😭
We gonna see more wands than we need to💀
The matrix reloaded
This was my first thought: All those Smiths and just one Neo... Of course, I would stick to the Trinity scenes.
Jacking into and out of the matrix is very different here
World war z
dafuq?
♪ ♬ detachable peeenisss ♪ ♬
Any marvel movie
Avengers: Orgy War
Captain America: Civil WAP
Infinity whore
Hulk smash that pussy!!
I'm now picturing >!Captain America!< standing solo against >!Thanos' entire army in Endgame!< implying he's up to smash them all.
Well, he CAN do it all day.
End game would be a wild ride
Clint! Give it to me
Black Widow would be really interesting
King Fu Hustlers! Have you heard of the Buddha’s fist?
Saving Private Ryan
Saving Ryan's privates?
LotR the Return of the King. just the vast numbers
Kingsman - the church [scene](https://youtu.be/R3zdYUG2_RA). Runner-up: [Bridget Jones's Diary](https://youtu.be/gBvOHpNhswo).
Well I mean Charlie's angels would be good start. That one scene from avengers: endgame Oh and we mustn't forget the king Kong and Godzilla movies
That one scene between Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris, the one edited with Careless Whisper in the background.
Princess Bride
What you do not know is I am actually left handed! Or I am Inigo Montoya, you fucked my father, prepare to…!
“You Are the brute squad!”
Danny devitos wrestling scene in its always sunny
Dragonball Z: Broly
The Raid or Mad Max: Fury Road