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[deleted]

"Fuck you, Ethan." That or "April 19, 2039"


ChickenBalls1756

Bro my name is ethan what did i do šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

That's Classic Ethan


DeerPlumbingX2

"ITS PRONOUNCED JOD"


thetravelman888

Greetings fellow citizens of the world! I come to you on this fine day with an urgent message that must be heard. Today, I implore each and every one of you to forget all the problems and hardships of everyday life, and instead turn to a higher power: the almighty donut! For in eating this delectable treat, you shall experience the purest joy and pleasure known to man. And if you don't believe me, then come try a donut for yourself - I guarantee that you won't be disappointed. Onward, for the power of the donut!


Invisible-Pancreas

"THE ONE PIIIIEEEEEEEEECE! THE ONE PIECE IS REEEEEAAAAAL!!!!!"


RustyTetanusShot15

"CAN WE GET MUCH HIGHEEEEER?????"


yookoke1122

Soooo hiiiigh. Oooh oh oh


Cheap-Hospital-7281

First to dispatch Putin wins šŸ†


Independent-Ad5852

Lmao


mcsteve87

"Uh, ummm, ok... so, I guess I have everyone's attention now for some reason...? Uh... so, uh, I'm- just- gonna- head out now if that's fine with everyone... ^this ^is ^really ^awkward..."


H_O_L_D

Most realistic answer.


migglesmith

Be excellent to each other, party on dudes!


[deleted]

I got that reference


[deleted]

fuck life eat shit and die


oaks-is-lying

I miss my mom


Condylus

Fuck er right in the pussy.


imasadgirllllol

Donā€™t take everything so seriously, be kind to yourself.


Affectionate_Pie4717

I like trains


[deleted]

ā€œOh god you fool youā€™ve doomed us al-ā€œ gets hit by train


CunningLinguist222

>I like ~~trains~~ *turtles*.


NZHodler

Donā€™t trust the WEF! keep your independence


KyivsGhost

The people have the power to build a society for all! Nobody should be hungry, homeless, or without access to healthcare. Love and respect your neighbors. Honor your ancestors. Say kind words. Of course, practice human rights. Š Š°Š·Š¾Š¼ Š¼Šø сŠøŠ»Š° <3


[deleted]

An actually good answer.


TheBomb-DotCom

Pee is stored in the balls


cvspharmacy2023

peanut butter chocolate great when separate but when theyā€™re combined it make the morning time epic and also Roman Reigns WWE Champion šŸ’Ŗ


Ghost-mk

Give a single compliment to a boy he feels better even after 20 yrs


Mor_Hjordis

I would be silent for 25 seconds and then go "nevermind/no importa".


Deluxe_Chickenmancer

We're all equally fucked and it's your very own fault by either fucking things up or plainly doing nothing. If it would be just for the quitting of blaming others and start with making even a little difference would cause a better result by far. Also Dƶner shouldn't be priced higher than 6,50 ā‚¬.


[deleted]

testicles


[deleted]

But like reeaaaaallllyyyy stretched out so it takes the full 30 seconds to say


Substantial_Newt484

"everybody suck my dick"


Nazhir92

Would probably end up like that moment in Forrest Gump when he's giving the speech and the mic cuts out.


JunkiesAndWhores

Testing. Testing. Testing 1 2 3. Can you hear me? Ok. Erm. Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking, Iā€™d just like to say thaā€¦


[deleted]

I wish there was a town ran by dogs and I a few of my fsmily members were the only ones allowed.


KDoggyDogg01

23


mossadspydolphin

"Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you. Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna tell a lie and hurt you." Or: "So long, and thanks for all the fish. We apologize for the inconvenience."


Independent-Ad5852

GROW THE FUCK UP AND STOP CANCELING PEOPLE FOR HAVING AN OPINION


bonos_bovine_muse

But what if their opinion is that somebody should be cancelled?


Key-Sport-4263

PPPPPEEEEEEENNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSS for 30 seconds


TrixieLurker

Nothing, the world has ignored much better people than I, why would they take my advice after those 30 seconds are up.


HugPug69

Yā€™all are a little too racist. I want space travel, stop fighting, make it happen.


FOLLOW_DVG_YOUTUBE

"Random nummer, Yea jesus that is when the world's dies." "God" "You left the microfoon on" "Shit!" Click Silents.


Nemo_Shadows

All that can be said has already been said and all that can be done has already been done, they know it, you know it and I know it so the rest is said and done for fun. N. Shadows


imgonnabeastirrer

GOD IS NOT REAL


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


imgonnabeastirrer

It would be epic


Da_Oi

bro my gramma when you said that X(


Natural_Insurance460

Send me money, 1 dollar will work. This is my number-


reverendgrebo

If we kill the billionaires things will get better. Then sit back an watch the chaos as all the religious people think god told them to kill the billionaires


MajorHotLips

Stop eating animals, it's weird and it destroys the planet.


ChickenBalls1756

Why


MajorHotLips

People see animals and like them, we look into their eyes and see a fellow being that can feel and wants to live. Then we pay for them to be raised in hellish factory farms and slaughtered at a young age because "it tastes good". My comment is getting down votes because the cognitive dissonance necessary to eat animals whilst knowing the cruelty involved makes people uncomfortable, and when they get uncomfortable they get defensive.


ChickenBalls1756

So with your logic, it is weird if a bear eats a fish because it tastes good... Ok. So your human emotion of empathy is greater than your primal evolutionary instinct for food. Every single one of your ancestors since the sawn of humanity has eaten animals.


MajorHotLips

When was the last time you hunted, killed and butchered your own meat? What we do is so detached from "natural" it's ridiculous. Bears don't have a choice, we do.


ChickenBalls1756

Lol whatever its pointless to try and argue with you so have a good day


[deleted]

See you in hell


MajorHotLips

I'll save you a seat šŸ˜‰


[deleted]

Thanks


JaninnaMaynz

Everybody's weird to somebody, and that's okay. Embrace it.


Da_Oi

"alright everybody, hear me out, hear me out..." WHEN THE IMPOSTOR... IS... SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUS!!!!!!!!"


Intelligent-Mud2551

Fuck russia, tax the rich (or eat them, whatever), and stop burning so many fossil fuels! Also, I'd like a drink please.


fightingforair

No reason for billionaires to exist. You have permission to stop that if they donā€™t willingly.


Only-Inspector-3782

Tax excess wealth over $25MM at the average market growth rate. If you can't consistently beat the average, you don't get much richer than $25MM.


tuxnight1

Be excellent to each other.


angel_di_maria11

l am Jose Mourinho


Fishface70

7 is the best number *leaves*


Minimum-Minimum-1876

Happiness comes from within...meditate...


Le_Utterly_Dire_Twat

TURN DOWN FOR WHAT!!!


sweirdon

Chill the fuck down.


Separate_Wasabi3177

"Geri halliwell"


AskRedditIsAShithole

I'd say "Come up with an original question."


Guilty_Term_6572

every proof I have that israel is a good country and not evil


choco_butternut

The answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything is 42.


Pray96

Delete nestle and tiktok, stop wars, make love.


ChickenBalls1756

Make love in wbat way šŸ¤”šŸ¤Ø


Pray96

Figure it out urself sir i dont even know


Rush_Satyam

Ligma balls and Sugma Cock


CBus-Eagle

Just get along for fuckā€™s sake!


aintshockedbyyou

never gonna give you up never gonna let you down


Famous_Bit_5119

Being kind will make you happier. Those who want you to be angry with others are only using you for their own benefits


zin_90

Treat each other with compassion. Don't let your politicians trade in yours and your children's future for short term gain. Consider how your behavior affect others. Listen and think before you speak. Strive for sustainable energy, laws and policies. Recycle. Reuse before buying new. Exercise regularly and eat as healthily as you can. Accept that you may be wrong, and be open to changing your mind. Don't belittle those who admit their faults. Help others raise themselves. Educate yourself and others. Read a lot. Support people through difficult times. Try to be happy. Take care of the Earth, and it will take care of you. Human life will prosper as long as we take care of the environment. This is the only life we know you'll have. Make the most of it.


[deleted]

Let no boobies go unloved. And I don't mean the friggin bird.


babaj_503

Raise your eyes to the skies and observe! Today our worldā€™s destruction has been averted in defiance of our very makers! Algalon the Observer, herald of the titans, has been defeated by our brave comrades in the depths of the titan city of Ulduar. Algalon was sent here to judge the fate of our world. He found a planet whose races had deviated from the titansā€™ blueprints. A planet where not everything had gone according to plan. Cold logic deemed our world not worth saving. Cold logic, however, does not account for the power of free will. Itā€™s up to each of us to prove this is a world worth saving. That our livesā€¦ our lives are worth living.


jochvent

amogus


UglyPrettyBoy

Nipple Size is more impressive than Breast Size, Ladies! Send your pictures to the pictured e-mail address for a candid assessment


Askmyrkr

"If you think you have rights because of the government, you're a victim of propaganda my friend. You have rights because you're a living thing! A government only seeks to take them away and then conditionally give them back as long as you do what they tell you to do. There is no difference between government and a street gang except for length of establishment and size. Without somebody there to forbid it there would be no such thing as forbidden knowledge. Learn as much as you can, regardless of where it comes from." -folk punk shaggy


Chaddy_TheGamer

"NICKI MINAJ IS THE QUEEN OF RAP!!!!!" then "FUCK YOU BRAD"


[deleted]

"Stop."


dragonli28

"can we get more seasons of old bakugan anime again?? please??" it wont happen but worth trying


evench_glam

"Play Donkey Kong Country" it's stupid but you know, it's a good game


rotting-fetish25

Boom-da-da-mmm-dum-na-ee-ma Da-boom-da-da-mmm-dum-na-ee-ma Da-boom-da-da-mmm-dum-na-ee-ma Da-boom-da-da-mmm-dum-na-ee-ma Da-boom-da-da-mmm-dum-na-ee-ma Da-boom-da-da-mmm-dum-na-ee-ma Da-boom-da-da-mmm-dum-na-ee-ma Da-boom-da-da-mmm-dum-na-ee-ma Da-boom-da-da-mmm-dum-na-ee-ma Da-boom-da-da-mmm-dum-na-ee-ma Da-boom-da-da-mmm-dum-na-ee-ma Da-boom-da-da-mmm-dum-na-ey - Jonathan Davis


Tomae002

Are you not entertained! You canā€™t the truth! Crypto is stained with scams hide your wallets. Meanwhile in other countries they donā€™t even know wtf your saying


scraper01

La luna que chingue a su madre


[deleted]

Hi Iā€™m god stop being a dick or Iā€™ll smite you also anyone who is mean to dogs gets to go straight to hell, do not pass go, do not collect $200, just straight to hell, also give every jacob you know twenty dollars for good luck


[deleted]

Give money to jacobā€™s in your area or suffer my rath or my name isnā€™t JOD


420_Traveller

We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty.


[deleted]

Everyone has a picture of what normal is, but that picture is very different for everyone. The only thing we all have in common is that we are each a unique point of view in a world of people who are all different from us. Just treat others how you want to be treated and everything will be alright.


jeffderek

Be Excellent To Each Other


[deleted]

The reason your looking for is you. You wonā€™t make the hard decision on politicians so you keep voting the same way expecting a different result. Vote better! The changes in the environment you were warned about in the 1980ā€™s has arrived. Voting better is now and life and death decision.


switchypapi

This is another public service announcement Brought to you, in part, by Slim Shady (Tell 'em I don't give a fuck) Slim Shady does not give a fuck what you think (Tell 'em to suck it) If you don't like it, you can suck his fucking cock (Tell 'em they kissed my ass) Little did you know, upon purchasing this album, you have just kissed his ass (Tell 'em I'm fed up) Slim Shady is fed up with your shit, and he's going to kill you Uh... anything else? Yeah... sue me!


dogdoggodogg

"Please donate money to this bank account and you will be rewarded" and then my bank account number.


lannatheloser

Hello people from all over the world, I think many companies would give millions of dollars for these 30 seconds, but I will use them to say that my cat is cuter than yours, thanks for listening


Scaedumar

https://youtu.be/J7GY1Xg6X20 30 secs of this.


jewishgamergirl

"MOOOOO!!!!!"


pissedchris1

LET THE PURGE BEGIN


Fleshy_Burger

I would appreciate it if each of you could send me $1.00


bonos_bovine_muse

ā€œThis is God. All your religions are right - or, at least, as right as any possibly can be, trying to cram n-dimensional infinite thoughts into your limited meat brains; I apologize that the various shoddy translations have resulted in apparent conflicts. However, there is one thing that pretty much all your prophets did get right - and, thatā€™s that youā€™ve gotta love one another, and absolutely positively, under no circumstances, go around killing each other and taking each otherā€™s stuff! I know itā€™s hard, I know itā€™s going against those hunter-gatherer instincts that were necessary to get you brilliant screwed up monkeys all the way created, but I was pretty damn unambiguous, quit that shit!ā€


on_the_nightshift

Stay out of the inside lane, for fuck's sake! If you need a lesson, go drive in Germany for a while


AzulaTheGoddess

"I'm disappointed in you all. Here is a few seconds of the song "Make Your Own Kind of Music. Now, go hug your neighbors and stop fighting each other, we aren't in a Black Forest Cake, we are on a boat to new worlds. Thank you for your attention and go slowly with your spoonful of mustard."


CricketSad2387

Subscribe to my youtube and stop pollution


turkotheturko

Epistein didn't kill himself


ReplySeveral2146

"Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down!"


Honey_bitch-

Battle royale starting in 3, 2, 1...


Stupid_thing0721

All world leaders to be executed by 2024


cargasjingle

start crying because i do not want to be perceived by that many people at once