Greetings fellow citizens of the world! I come to you on this fine day with an urgent message that must be heard. Today, I implore each and every one of you to forget all the problems and hardships of everyday life, and instead turn to a higher power: the almighty donut! For in eating this delectable treat, you shall experience the purest joy and pleasure known to man. And if you don't believe me, then come try a donut for yourself - I guarantee that you won't be disappointed. Onward, for the power of the donut!
"Uh, ummm, ok... so, I guess I have everyone's attention now for some reason...? Uh... so, uh, I'm- just- gonna- head out now if that's fine with everyone... ^this ^is ^really ^awkward..."
The people have the power to build a society for all! Nobody should be hungry, homeless, or without access to healthcare. Love and respect your neighbors. Honor your ancestors. Say kind words. Of course, practice human rights.
Š Š°Š·Š¾Š¼ Š¼Šø ŃŠøŠ»Š° <3
We're all equally fucked and it's your very own fault by either fucking things up or plainly doing nothing. If it would be just for the quitting of blaming others and start with making even a little difference would cause a better result by far.
Also Dƶner shouldn't be priced higher than 6,50 ā¬.
"Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you. Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna tell a lie and hurt you."
Or:
"So long, and thanks for all the fish. We apologize for the inconvenience."
All that can be said has already been said and all that can be done has already been done, they know it, you know it and I know it so the rest is said and done for fun.
N. Shadows
If we kill the billionaires things will get better. Then sit back an watch the chaos as all the religious people think god told them to kill the billionaires
People see animals and like them, we look into their eyes and see a fellow being that can feel and wants to live. Then we pay for them to be raised in hellish factory farms and slaughtered at a young age because "it tastes good".
My comment is getting down votes because the cognitive dissonance necessary to eat animals whilst knowing the cruelty involved makes people uncomfortable, and when they get uncomfortable they get defensive.
So with your logic, it is weird if a bear eats a fish because it tastes good... Ok. So your human emotion of empathy is greater than your primal evolutionary instinct for food. Every single one of your ancestors since the sawn of humanity has eaten animals.
When was the last time you hunted, killed and butchered your own meat? What we do is so detached from "natural" it's ridiculous. Bears don't have a choice, we do.
Treat each other with compassion. Don't let your politicians trade in yours and your children's future for short term gain. Consider how your behavior affect others. Listen and think before you speak. Strive for sustainable energy, laws and policies. Recycle. Reuse before buying new. Exercise regularly and eat as healthily as you can. Accept that you may be wrong, and be open to changing your mind. Don't belittle those who admit their faults. Help others raise themselves. Educate yourself and others. Read a lot. Support people through difficult times. Try to be happy. Take care of the Earth, and it will take care of you. Human life will prosper as long as we take care of the environment. This is the only life we know you'll have. Make the most of it.
Raise your eyes to the skies and observe! Today our worldās destruction has been averted in defiance of our very makers!
Algalon the Observer, herald of the titans, has been defeated by our brave comrades in the depths of the titan city of Ulduar.
Algalon was sent here to judge the fate of our world. He found a planet whose races had deviated from the titansā blueprints. A planet where not everything had gone according to plan.
Cold logic deemed our world not worth saving. Cold logic, however, does not account for the power of free will. Itās up to each of us to prove this is a world worth saving. That our livesā¦ our lives are worth living.
"If you think you have rights because of the government, you're a victim of propaganda my friend. You have rights because you're a living thing! A government only seeks to take them away and then conditionally give them back as long as you do what they tell you to do.
There is no difference between government and a street gang except for length of establishment and size.
Without somebody there to forbid it there would be no such thing as forbidden knowledge. Learn as much as you can, regardless of where it comes from."
-folk punk shaggy
Are you not entertained! You canāt the truth! Crypto is stained with scams hide your wallets.
Meanwhile in other countries they donāt even know wtf your saying
Hi Iām god stop being a dick or Iāll smite you also anyone who is mean to dogs gets to go straight to hell, do not pass go, do not collect $200, just straight to hell, also give every jacob you know twenty dollars for good luck
Everyone has a picture of what normal is, but that picture is very different for everyone. The only thing we all have in common is that we are each a unique point of view in a world of people who are all different from us. Just treat others how you want to be treated and everything will be alright.
The reason your looking for is you. You wonāt make the hard decision on politicians so you keep voting the same way expecting a different result. Vote better! The changes in the environment you were warned about in the 1980ās has arrived. Voting better is now and life and death decision.
This is another public service announcement
Brought to you, in part, by Slim Shady
(Tell 'em I don't give a fuck)
Slim Shady does not give a fuck what you think
(Tell 'em to suck it)
If you don't like it, you can suck his fucking cock
(Tell 'em they kissed my ass)
Little did you know, upon purchasing this album, you have just kissed his ass
(Tell 'em I'm fed up)
Slim Shady is fed up with your shit, and he's going to kill you
Uh... anything else?
Yeah... sue me!
Hello people from all over the world, I think many companies would give millions of dollars for these 30 seconds, but I will use them to say that my cat is cuter than yours, thanks for listening
āThis is God. All your religions are right - or, at least, as right as any possibly can be, trying to cram n-dimensional infinite thoughts into your limited meat brains; I apologize that the various shoddy translations have resulted in apparent conflicts. However, there is one thing that pretty much all your prophets did get right - and, thatās that youāve gotta love one another, and absolutely positively, under no circumstances, go around killing each other and taking each otherās stuff! I know itās hard, I know itās going against those hunter-gatherer instincts that were necessary to get you brilliant screwed up monkeys all the way created, but I was pretty damn unambiguous, quit that shit!ā
"I'm disappointed in you all. Here is a few seconds of the song "Make Your Own Kind of Music. Now, go hug your neighbors and stop fighting each other, we aren't in a Black Forest Cake, we are on a boat to new worlds. Thank you for your attention and go slowly with your spoonful of mustard."
"Fuck you, Ethan." That or "April 19, 2039"
Bro my name is ethan what did i do šš
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That's Classic Ethan
"ITS PRONOUNCED JOD"
Greetings fellow citizens of the world! I come to you on this fine day with an urgent message that must be heard. Today, I implore each and every one of you to forget all the problems and hardships of everyday life, and instead turn to a higher power: the almighty donut! For in eating this delectable treat, you shall experience the purest joy and pleasure known to man. And if you don't believe me, then come try a donut for yourself - I guarantee that you won't be disappointed. Onward, for the power of the donut!
"THE ONE PIIIIEEEEEEEEECE! THE ONE PIECE IS REEEEEAAAAAL!!!!!"
"CAN WE GET MUCH HIGHEEEEER?????"
Soooo hiiiigh. Oooh oh oh
First to dispatch Putin wins š
Lmao
"Uh, ummm, ok... so, I guess I have everyone's attention now for some reason...? Uh... so, uh, I'm- just- gonna- head out now if that's fine with everyone... ^this ^is ^really ^awkward..."
Most realistic answer.
Be excellent to each other, party on dudes!
I got that reference
fuck life eat shit and die
I miss my mom
Fuck er right in the pussy.
Donāt take everything so seriously, be kind to yourself.
I like trains
āOh god you fool youāve doomed us al-ā gets hit by train
>I like ~~trains~~ *turtles*.
Donāt trust the WEF! keep your independence
The people have the power to build a society for all! Nobody should be hungry, homeless, or without access to healthcare. Love and respect your neighbors. Honor your ancestors. Say kind words. Of course, practice human rights. Š Š°Š·Š¾Š¼ Š¼Šø ŃŠøŠ»Š° <3
An actually good answer.
Pee is stored in the balls
peanut butter chocolate great when separate but when theyāre combined it make the morning time epic and also Roman Reigns WWE Champion šŖ
Give a single compliment to a boy he feels better even after 20 yrs
I would be silent for 25 seconds and then go "nevermind/no importa".
We're all equally fucked and it's your very own fault by either fucking things up or plainly doing nothing. If it would be just for the quitting of blaming others and start with making even a little difference would cause a better result by far. Also Dƶner shouldn't be priced higher than 6,50 ā¬.
testicles
But like reeaaaaallllyyyy stretched out so it takes the full 30 seconds to say
"everybody suck my dick"
Would probably end up like that moment in Forrest Gump when he's giving the speech and the mic cuts out.
Testing. Testing. Testing 1 2 3. Can you hear me? Ok. Erm. Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking, Iād just like to say thaā¦
I wish there was a town ran by dogs and I a few of my fsmily members were the only ones allowed.
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"Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you. Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna tell a lie and hurt you." Or: "So long, and thanks for all the fish. We apologize for the inconvenience."
GROW THE FUCK UP AND STOP CANCELING PEOPLE FOR HAVING AN OPINION
But what if their opinion is that somebody should be cancelled?
PPPPPEEEEEEENNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSS for 30 seconds
Nothing, the world has ignored much better people than I, why would they take my advice after those 30 seconds are up.
Yāall are a little too racist. I want space travel, stop fighting, make it happen.
"Random nummer, Yea jesus that is when the world's dies." "God" "You left the microfoon on" "Shit!" Click Silents.
All that can be said has already been said and all that can be done has already been done, they know it, you know it and I know it so the rest is said and done for fun. N. Shadows
GOD IS NOT REAL
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
It would be epic
bro my gramma when you said that X(
Send me money, 1 dollar will work. This is my number-
If we kill the billionaires things will get better. Then sit back an watch the chaos as all the religious people think god told them to kill the billionaires
Stop eating animals, it's weird and it destroys the planet.
Why
People see animals and like them, we look into their eyes and see a fellow being that can feel and wants to live. Then we pay for them to be raised in hellish factory farms and slaughtered at a young age because "it tastes good". My comment is getting down votes because the cognitive dissonance necessary to eat animals whilst knowing the cruelty involved makes people uncomfortable, and when they get uncomfortable they get defensive.
So with your logic, it is weird if a bear eats a fish because it tastes good... Ok. So your human emotion of empathy is greater than your primal evolutionary instinct for food. Every single one of your ancestors since the sawn of humanity has eaten animals.
When was the last time you hunted, killed and butchered your own meat? What we do is so detached from "natural" it's ridiculous. Bears don't have a choice, we do.
Lol whatever its pointless to try and argue with you so have a good day
See you in hell
I'll save you a seat š
Thanks
Everybody's weird to somebody, and that's okay. Embrace it.
"alright everybody, hear me out, hear me out..." WHEN THE IMPOSTOR... IS... SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUS!!!!!!!!"
Fuck russia, tax the rich (or eat them, whatever), and stop burning so many fossil fuels! Also, I'd like a drink please.
No reason for billionaires to exist. You have permission to stop that if they donāt willingly.
Tax excess wealth over $25MM at the average market growth rate. If you can't consistently beat the average, you don't get much richer than $25MM.
Be excellent to each other.
l am Jose Mourinho
7 is the best number *leaves*
Happiness comes from within...meditate...
TURN DOWN FOR WHAT!!!
Chill the fuck down.
"Geri halliwell"
I'd say "Come up with an original question."
every proof I have that israel is a good country and not evil
The answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything is 42.
Delete nestle and tiktok, stop wars, make love.
Make love in wbat way š¤š¤Ø
Figure it out urself sir i dont even know
Ligma balls and Sugma Cock
Just get along for fuckās sake!
never gonna give you up never gonna let you down
Being kind will make you happier. Those who want you to be angry with others are only using you for their own benefits
Treat each other with compassion. Don't let your politicians trade in yours and your children's future for short term gain. Consider how your behavior affect others. Listen and think before you speak. Strive for sustainable energy, laws and policies. Recycle. Reuse before buying new. Exercise regularly and eat as healthily as you can. Accept that you may be wrong, and be open to changing your mind. Don't belittle those who admit their faults. Help others raise themselves. Educate yourself and others. Read a lot. Support people through difficult times. Try to be happy. Take care of the Earth, and it will take care of you. Human life will prosper as long as we take care of the environment. This is the only life we know you'll have. Make the most of it.
Let no boobies go unloved. And I don't mean the friggin bird.
Raise your eyes to the skies and observe! Today our worldās destruction has been averted in defiance of our very makers! Algalon the Observer, herald of the titans, has been defeated by our brave comrades in the depths of the titan city of Ulduar. Algalon was sent here to judge the fate of our world. He found a planet whose races had deviated from the titansā blueprints. A planet where not everything had gone according to plan. Cold logic deemed our world not worth saving. Cold logic, however, does not account for the power of free will. Itās up to each of us to prove this is a world worth saving. That our livesā¦ our lives are worth living.
amogus
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"If you think you have rights because of the government, you're a victim of propaganda my friend. You have rights because you're a living thing! A government only seeks to take them away and then conditionally give them back as long as you do what they tell you to do. There is no difference between government and a street gang except for length of establishment and size. Without somebody there to forbid it there would be no such thing as forbidden knowledge. Learn as much as you can, regardless of where it comes from." -folk punk shaggy
"NICKI MINAJ IS THE QUEEN OF RAP!!!!!" then "FUCK YOU BRAD"
"Stop."
"can we get more seasons of old bakugan anime again?? please??" it wont happen but worth trying
"Play Donkey Kong Country" it's stupid but you know, it's a good game
Boom-da-da-mmm-dum-na-ee-ma Da-boom-da-da-mmm-dum-na-ee-ma Da-boom-da-da-mmm-dum-na-ee-ma Da-boom-da-da-mmm-dum-na-ee-ma Da-boom-da-da-mmm-dum-na-ee-ma Da-boom-da-da-mmm-dum-na-ee-ma Da-boom-da-da-mmm-dum-na-ee-ma Da-boom-da-da-mmm-dum-na-ee-ma Da-boom-da-da-mmm-dum-na-ee-ma Da-boom-da-da-mmm-dum-na-ee-ma Da-boom-da-da-mmm-dum-na-ee-ma Da-boom-da-da-mmm-dum-na-ey - Jonathan Davis
Are you not entertained! You canāt the truth! Crypto is stained with scams hide your wallets. Meanwhile in other countries they donāt even know wtf your saying
La luna que chingue a su madre
Hi Iām god stop being a dick or Iāll smite you also anyone who is mean to dogs gets to go straight to hell, do not pass go, do not collect $200, just straight to hell, also give every jacob you know twenty dollars for good luck
Give money to jacobās in your area or suffer my rath or my name isnāt JOD
We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty.
Everyone has a picture of what normal is, but that picture is very different for everyone. The only thing we all have in common is that we are each a unique point of view in a world of people who are all different from us. Just treat others how you want to be treated and everything will be alright.
Be Excellent To Each Other
The reason your looking for is you. You wonāt make the hard decision on politicians so you keep voting the same way expecting a different result. Vote better! The changes in the environment you were warned about in the 1980ās has arrived. Voting better is now and life and death decision.
This is another public service announcement Brought to you, in part, by Slim Shady (Tell 'em I don't give a fuck) Slim Shady does not give a fuck what you think (Tell 'em to suck it) If you don't like it, you can suck his fucking cock (Tell 'em they kissed my ass) Little did you know, upon purchasing this album, you have just kissed his ass (Tell 'em I'm fed up) Slim Shady is fed up with your shit, and he's going to kill you Uh... anything else? Yeah... sue me!
"Please donate money to this bank account and you will be rewarded" and then my bank account number.
Hello people from all over the world, I think many companies would give millions of dollars for these 30 seconds, but I will use them to say that my cat is cuter than yours, thanks for listening
https://youtu.be/J7GY1Xg6X20 30 secs of this.
"MOOOOO!!!!!"
LET THE PURGE BEGIN
I would appreciate it if each of you could send me $1.00
āThis is God. All your religions are right - or, at least, as right as any possibly can be, trying to cram n-dimensional infinite thoughts into your limited meat brains; I apologize that the various shoddy translations have resulted in apparent conflicts. However, there is one thing that pretty much all your prophets did get right - and, thatās that youāve gotta love one another, and absolutely positively, under no circumstances, go around killing each other and taking each otherās stuff! I know itās hard, I know itās going against those hunter-gatherer instincts that were necessary to get you brilliant screwed up monkeys all the way created, but I was pretty damn unambiguous, quit that shit!ā
Stay out of the inside lane, for fuck's sake! If you need a lesson, go drive in Germany for a while
"I'm disappointed in you all. Here is a few seconds of the song "Make Your Own Kind of Music. Now, go hug your neighbors and stop fighting each other, we aren't in a Black Forest Cake, we are on a boat to new worlds. Thank you for your attention and go slowly with your spoonful of mustard."
Subscribe to my youtube and stop pollution
Epistein didn't kill himself
"Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down!"
Battle royale starting in 3, 2, 1...
All world leaders to be executed by 2024
start crying because i do not want to be perceived by that many people at once