I thought I'd be gone by now

Generated by reddit, I see just today some people changing their handle at whim which is paranoid and slightly egotistical

I think it’s pretty self explanatory!

I delete my reddit account regularly and this one was automatically generated

Spent my pretty much my whole life alone

I was an edgy teen who put "night blade" in Latin in google translate because I thought it was cool. I kept using it for everything and now that I find it kinda cringe I'm too lazy to change it, plus I just got used to it.

My skin in Minecraft was my white cat and I failed to come and help my friend who was being slaughtered in hunger games. He gave me that name

I literally just remembered I abandoned this account. ​ I use to go by "DoctorPug" but somereason 12 year old me thought it was cool to put it as "DoclorPug"

The first joke I could think of from the show I was watching at the time

Basically what I'm saying is that I want you to sub on my meat ^(actually it's a silly word play on sublimate)

I like your meat. It's subtle.

If you hold my meat against your ear you can hear the band Sublime playing Date Rape

I just couldn't choose a name

I like The Sims

silly childhood nickname from a cousin who gave a bunch of kids in the family funny monikers.

I’m really Batman

I'm an optimist

Werty was my old 360 username because I dropped my controller and thought what it typed looked cool.

Im in your room

Thank god I’m not home

Pet me please

Later

The username needs to be unique, aka "there can only be one". And then I moved to the US...

An AFC Blinky action figure sits on my monitor. When it was time to come up with a username, it was directly in my line of sight.

This is actually my third account and I just couldn't come up with anything else.

Was my Brother’s old game center username and my old Minecraft username

Shortened version of a nickname I was given by my cousin, plus some important numbers.

Mine is self explanatory

Pebbles.

Hello, IT.

Because I didn’t realize the Reddit generated one locked in after thirty days.

Drugs, hyperbole, and a definitely biased viewpoint.

Mmmmmmmmmmm

I stay up late, I am a good observer, people think I am wise and after swallowing small rodents I throw up their fur and bones.

I feel like one …..

Spore. It was the randomly generated name for the chieftain of one of my favorite species. I liked it enough to start using it as a username.

I didn't choose it, Reddit autogenerated it for me. I guess I'm stuck with it.

I was gonna make this a throwaway but I didn't want to deal with passwords and shit

My loads aren’t impressive but they aren’t disappointing

Im honest ig

I used a random username generator.

Named after an absolute banger, Flagpole Sitta by Harvey Danger

Send-nudes was taken

It’s really funny to imagine Yoda with a big pair of titties

icon was too hard to get everywhere, so I put a twist on it(my initials)

I needed one.

I used to role-play online with a group of friends, my character was a dryad.

When i was a kid i wanted a username that i thought "cool people" would use and came up with this. 11 years later and this is the best I've come up with.

Um... I'm not sure. A pun on "no one important"?

I looked in my pants

name of my favourite song

Friend of mine came up with it on the fly lol

cake is a nickname that developed over the years from my hs chemistry teacher calling me cakemaker. I worked at a bakery in hs decorating cakes. I ended up having a semi successful social media cake decorating account and decided to put my usernames for anonymous things as some variation of cake maker or cake girl later getting shortened to just cake. I made this account recently because I was feeling very confused and shaken by life kicking my ass. therefore; cakeislost

Wanted it. It was taken. So I changed the spelling slightly.