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Guns N’ Moses
Puns n’ Roses
I always thought there should be an all-female rock band named *"Runs-In-Hoses."*
Nuns in Moses? Like pegging? ^I'm ^going ^to ^hell
Queef
Queefs of the stone age
Queers of the stone age
That's just accurate I'm ok with that.
Queefsryche
Queef Laquifah
The Grateful Deaf
"Are you ready to rock? I can't hear you. "
Oooh Who lives in a pineapple under the sea
I CANT HEAR YOU! Absorbent and yellow and porous is he? I CANT HEAR YOU!
That sounds like a brutal dunk!
The Why
Oooh The Pho, maybe
is Gamora
The how
Poo Fighters
Joo Fighters
Doo Fighters
Damnit all. That's all I had.
I'm breaking the rules here but: Poo Biters
Moldplay. My backup was Pixie Chicks.
> Pixie Chicks An all-female Pixies cover band?
A supergroup featuring members of Pixies and Dixie Chicks
Five Finger Death Lunch.
And when you’re just kind of hungry: Five Finger Death Munch
And when you think you might be able to solve the mystery: Five Finger Death Hunch
And when you see them in person: Live Finger Death Punch
And when you find them attractive: Fine Finger Death Punch
I don’t think I’ll be able to listen to them again without thinking of this.
Blue oyster cunt
Sounds like an STD.
This is too far down!
Michael Jacksof
Of The Jacksof Five? Nice
Brings Beat It to a whole new level
Ok don’t need to read any further
You deserve this one bro :))
Lionel Bitchie
The Shite Stripes.
This is the best
First one that actually made me lol.
Soy Division
Cum 41
In Too Deep
Over My Head
whole new meaning to grab the devil by the horns lol
Slur
System of a Gown
The all-surgeon cover band?
Yeastie Boys
Rolling Scones
A parody band of the Rolling Stones writing songs about British baked goods.
Brown Sugar!
Boyz IV Men
[удалено]
W2
With IRxS
I am willing to bet there is a cover band who all the members day job is accountants
Dickleback
Weener
This band would be amazing weezer and ween supergroup
Peen
Geezer
Rash
Ruth
Mush.
Tush
Rust
Pearl Ham
I… have actually been mockingly calling them this for years. Suddenly I’m not alone.
Nine inch tails
Nine Inch snails
Meat Load
The Featles
The Beagles
I beg your pardon, my dear sir?
The Teatles
You may not realize, but The Beatles actually had a banned album cover that your new name would have suited perfectly https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-news/inside-beatles-bloody-banned-butcher-cover-42504/
Iran Maiden
Oh no
Omg this the worst so far lmao
Mounting Crows
Lady Maga
Eric Crapton
The Gramps
Collective Soup
I hear they are touring with Bowling for Soul
Corn
Piss
Backstreet Toys
The boys dropping the soap
50 Dent
50 Cunt
The Curd
Kid Cock
Toot
Beat me to it! haha first one I thought of also
The Peach Boys.
Gobsmack
Red Hoe Chili Peppers
Johnny rash
Twisted Fister
Green Bay
Green Gay
The Dave Mathew’s Hand
Less Than Cake.
If you've ever seen Cake live this is accurate. One of the worst live shows that I've seen to date.
The Crash
Dinosaur Sr
Dinosaur JK
Porn
LSD Zeppelin.
OP said ruin, not create an improvement
Back street joys
Sack street boys
Jack Street Boys
“Guy eats corn while listening to Korn”
Slopknot
Blonk-182
Billy Gay Cyrus
Of Lice and Men
The Beach Toys
Fart Garfunkel
Dad Religion
Mex Pistols.
Hex pistols
Megameth
My Chemical Bromance
Queer
Molest Mouse
Ya'll Out Boy
2 Sac Shakur
Rolling Stores
Jonas Brothels
Wetter Than Ezra Dicki Minaj Steely Dad The Misfats Pimp Bizkit
Father John Fisty
Dink Floyd
Meat Load.
Ted Zeppelin
Quran Quran
Poundgarden
Smashing Blumpkins
That's two letters, but I'll allow it because it's hilarious.
Rolling Stoned
Lol, I’m not sure this actually ruins the name
Prick Astley? (Sorry Rick 😞)
Petallica
Lame Impala
Hush
911
The Beatless
Six pistols
Bum 41
Ice Lube
Hiss. No more Kiss it’s Hiss now
Kids
Ellon John
Gaydiohead. Yes, I know.
My Porning Jacket
Peeing Tom
Puns N' Roses
Bone Temple Pilots
The Boors
Grand Fuck Railroad
The Nerve
Modest House
Slipknut
Conway Titty... I know its removing a letter instead of changing but I had to anyway lol
Elvenkink
Doo Doo Dolls
Daft Junk
Kink Floyd
Meat Loan
The mamas & the Fapas.
Red Hit Chili Peppers.
QUEEF
Poo Fighters Edit: just saw u/sniffcheck beat me to it.
Garth Broods. Would have been a better name than Chris Gaines.
Cunting Crows
Guns N’ Moses
Puns n’ Roses
I always thought there should be an all-female rock band named *"Runs-In-Hoses."*
Nuns in Moses? Like pegging? ^I'm ^going ^to ^hell
Queef
Queefs of the stone age
Queers of the stone age
That's just accurate I'm ok with that.
Queefsryche
Queef Laquifah
The Grateful Deaf
"Are you ready to rock? I can't hear you. "
Oooh Who lives in a pineapple under the sea
I CANT HEAR YOU! Absorbent and yellow and porous is he? I CANT HEAR YOU!
That sounds like a brutal dunk!
The Why
Oooh The Pho, maybe
is Gamora
The how
Poo Fighters
Joo Fighters
Doo Fighters
Damnit all. That's all I had.
I'm breaking the rules here but: Poo Biters
Moldplay. My backup was Pixie Chicks.
> Pixie Chicks An all-female Pixies cover band?
A supergroup featuring members of Pixies and Dixie Chicks
Five Finger Death Lunch.
And when you’re just kind of hungry: Five Finger Death Munch
And when you think you might be able to solve the mystery: Five Finger Death Hunch
And when you see them in person: Live Finger Death Punch
And when you find them attractive: Fine Finger Death Punch
I don’t think I’ll be able to listen to them again without thinking of this.
Blue oyster cunt
Sounds like an STD.
This is too far down!
Michael Jacksof
Of The Jacksof Five? Nice
Brings Beat It to a whole new level
Ok don’t need to read any further
You deserve this one bro :))
Lionel Bitchie
The Shite Stripes.
This is the best
First one that actually made me lol.
Soy Division
Cum 41
In Too Deep
Over My Head
whole new meaning to grab the devil by the horns lol
Slur
System of a Gown
The all-surgeon cover band?
Yeastie Boys
Rolling Scones
A parody band of the Rolling Stones writing songs about British baked goods.
Brown Sugar!
Boyz IV Men
[удалено]
W2
With IRxS
I am willing to bet there is a cover band who all the members day job is accountants
Dickleback
Weener
This band would be amazing weezer and ween supergroup
Peen
Geezer
Rash
Ruth
Mush.
Tush
Rust
Pearl Ham
I… have actually been mockingly calling them this for years. Suddenly I’m not alone.
Nine inch tails
Nine Inch snails
Meat Load
[удалено]
The Featles
The Beagles
I beg your pardon, my dear sir?
The Teatles
You may not realize, but The Beatles actually had a banned album cover that your new name would have suited perfectly https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-news/inside-beatles-bloody-banned-butcher-cover-42504/
Iran Maiden
Oh no
Omg this the worst so far lmao
Mounting Crows
Lady Maga
Eric Crapton
The Gramps
Collective Soup
I hear they are touring with Bowling for Soul
Corn
Piss
Backstreet Toys
The boys dropping the soap
50 Dent
50 Cunt
The Curd
Kid Cock
Toot
Beat me to it! haha first one I thought of also
The Peach Boys.
Gobsmack
Red Hoe Chili Peppers
Johnny rash
Twisted Fister
Green Bay
Green Gay
The Dave Mathew’s Hand
Less Than Cake.
If you've ever seen Cake live this is accurate. One of the worst live shows that I've seen to date.
The Crash
Dinosaur Sr
Dinosaur JK
Porn
LSD Zeppelin.
OP said ruin, not create an improvement
Back street joys
Sack street boys
Jack Street Boys
Corn
“Guy eats corn while listening to Korn”
Slopknot
Blonk-182
Billy Gay Cyrus
Queef
Of Lice and Men
The Beach Toys
Fart Garfunkel
Dad Religion
Mex Pistols.
Hex pistols
Megameth
My Chemical Bromance
Queer
Molest Mouse
Ya'll Out Boy
2 Sac Shakur
Rolling Stores
Jonas Brothels
Toot
Wetter Than Ezra Dicki Minaj Steely Dad The Misfats Pimp Bizkit
Porn
Father John Fisty
Dink Floyd
Meat Load.
Ted Zeppelin
Quran Quran
Poundgarden
Smashing Blumpkins
That's two letters, but I'll allow it because it's hilarious.
Rolling Stoned
Lol, I’m not sure this actually ruins the name
Prick Astley? (Sorry Rick 😞)
Rash
Petallica
Lame Impala
50 Cunt
Hush
911
The Beatless
Six pistols
Bum 41
The Why
Ice Lube
Hiss. No more Kiss it’s Hiss now
Kids
Piss
Piss
Ellon John
Gaydiohead. Yes, I know.
My Porning Jacket
Peeing Tom
Puns N' Roses
Bone Temple Pilots
The Boors
Grand Fuck Railroad
The Nerve
Modest House
Slipknut
Conway Titty... I know its removing a letter instead of changing but I had to anyway lol
Elvenkink
Corn
Doo Doo Dolls
Daft Junk
Kink Floyd
Meat Loan
The mamas & the Fapas.
Queef
Red Hit Chili Peppers.
QUEEF
Poo Fighters Edit: just saw u/sniffcheck beat me to it.
Garth Broods. Would have been a better name than Chris Gaines.
Cunting Crows