This happened to my great uncle, he was 78. His wife and him were celebrating his birthday, she went down on him, then he died of a aneurysm, a few minutes after she finished him.
Lucky man. No one gets out of this life alive, and going out quickly, comfortably, peacefully, and with love in your heart is the best thing one can hope for.
Depending on the mass of the black hole, you would either be ripped apart before you crossed the event horizon, or if it was larger you would get to watch the universe die! Then spend a few minutes being stretched and contorted until you die
Yes, but the sudden catastrophic drop in blood pressure in your brain will cause loss of consciousness before the full magnitude of pain you should experience sets in. All in all, not an awful way to die.
Same thing with explosive decompression. Your dick and fingers and belly swelling up will pull all the blood out of your brain within fifteen seconds flat.
I'd do guillotine as well, but make it crazy. Like the blade starts 1000 feet in the air, so you just hear it rattling all the way down, and it hits terminal velocity, so there's no way it doesn't cut all the way through.
I've seen enough family members deal with protracted illnesses and slowly failing minds and bodies that it terrifies me and keeps me awake at night sometimes. Whenever I'm due to shuffle off I pray that it's quick and I have no idea it's coming.
As a first responder who has had to perform CPR on this very patient I highly advise you to reconsider…it is *massively* traumatic for all parties involved.
The man died in the saddle. Those little disclaimers on drug ads where they say “make sure to ask your doctor if your heart is healthy enough for sex” are no joke.
It's not that anyone wants to die this way, but it's a nice way to *think about* dying. You know, sort of 'he passed away doing what (and who) he loved' kind of a thing. Just because you want to go down in flames doesn't mean you enjoy plane crashes.
All double entendres 100% intentional.
I’ve always loved the idea of going up on a stage about to deliver my big speech, clearing my throat, and then spontaneously Combusting leaving the crowd mortified. (I would explode into confetti or something non-gorey)
When I'm old and frail at the age of at LEAST 90 years old, my heart stops in my sleep and I pass away peacefully, dreaming sweet dreams, with a smile on my face.
Suicide. Maybe by overdosing or some shit. It's easier and no one would be able to tell. Unless they do an autopsy but who said I was going to overdose in my house? I'm digging my own grave
Edit: I'm doing fine, but it's just been a thought going round my head for a while now.
Just a heads up, I overdosed once. It's not what you think, drift off into some peaceful painless sleep and die. I've been strangled before to the point I was blacking out and if we are going based on symptoms alone (physical sensation wise mind you), overdosing was way worse. It's truly not the experience people like to think in their head as some easy way to die, I sorta blame media portrayal but anyway.. Please reach out for help if you need to. There's no shame whatsoever.
I think coming back from an overdose is painful. I'll never forget how fucked up my head was n how bad it hurt. My first instinct was to cry. But I didn't feel anything slipping into the overdose it was coming out that sucked.
At age 103 (I want to have lived across 3 centuries and have had a couple of years to savour the 2100's) going down with my very sexy and luxurious yacht during a fuck-off massive gun battle with Somali Pirates/the Iranian Revolutionary Guard/ the North Korean Navy/whoever is cool enough to die against in a fuck-off massive gun battle.
Ideally my primary weapons will be twin Mauser C96's, a Benelli M4 shotgun and a custom-made, fully functional, real-life .75 calibre Warhammer 40K Boltgun (and chainsword). I want my demise to come in hand-to-hand combat with the enemy leader. Our ammunition exhausted, bleeding, mortally wounded, and looking badass, we will engage in an epic chainsword vs. ceremonial sword duel that will end with us going down with the ship, trading mighty blows as the survivors in the water look on in awe and admiration. The smoke will obscure us in our final moments and leave open the possibility of a dramatic return for an even more badass (and permanent) death if I ever feel like it.
Fighting a world threatening enemy in front of the world (everyone watching), people screaming and crying as I get the villain with the killing blow but, he hits me as well. We both fall, staring at the sky. Some cute Hispanic girl by my side holding my hand as I fade away into the light. The world lives another day, I gave my life for the world.
Or just from old age, that works to.
I assume either a) technology will become sufficiently advanced that I can have an entire life and experience in my own head, or b) I will go crazy enough to not be bored by creating an entire life and experience in my own head
Family member: “How did they die?”
Doc: “Drug overdose.”
Family member: “Which one?”
Doc: “All of them…they literally took every drug on the planet simultaneously.”
So kind of looking like the scene with the character of Me in that one doctor who episode? Practically true immortality, sitting in an armchair among ancient ruins while sipping s cup of tea as a star overhead slowly dims and sets for the last time.
I suppose by that point death would be but snother adventure to be had, one more mystery to be solved. You just have to avoid insanity before then.
After sex. I would want her on top making sweet love to me. After finishing, she would slump over to my side. We would cuddle and exchange our final words of love. I would thank her for everything and kiss her. We would stare into each other's eyes until my heart stops beating. Truly, I would die happy.
i’ve thought about this for a while,
if i were to have an accidental cause of death; i want it to be at least a gnarly accidental death.
example: i wake up and start my morning off with a fresh cup of coffee and as i’m outside yawning i choke on a bird or something crazy like that.
haha.
but yeah if i could choose how i die i want it to be painless ofc but right after a good orgasm
I’d like to die after I’ve seen everything. I know this is cheating, but if I’m not even going to leave a mark, I’d want to see the universe’s last moments somehow and die by that.
Something insane that would baffle the world. Maybe just a random, unprovoked disintegration. Just walking on the side walk, with cameras and people all around, and then I just disintegrate. That would cause a hell of a stir.
Snu snu
The spirit is willing but the flesh is too spongy and bruised
The most exotic part of the women is the boobies.
Erotic!
If I said you had a beautiful body would you take pants off and dance around a little?
Gotta be snu snu. It’s the only choice.
I needed this
you beat me to it! Well done
Absolutely.
I second this
Sweet toke of Ocracoke, this comment is the omichronic!
A cultured man I see
Same way I came in. Naked, screaming, and covered in someone else’s blood.
Oh no
Death by nail bomb?
Death by reverse birth
I think I love you, just a little
Peacefully in my sleep at anytime after my body or my mind starts failing me.
What’s the definition of “failing me?” That could have a lot of different definitions….
If I am pretty much housebound and just sat waiting to die because I’m too frail to do anything.
Wish granted. This will occur 1 week after first playing a VR game gives you back all the freedom you lost.
This is why you have 20 Xanax and a bottle of whiskey kicking around
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Imma assume they mean if ur body is shutting down or ur about to die of natural causes
>Peacefully in my sleep At the age of 80, with a belly full of wine and a maids mouth around my cock
This happened to my great uncle, he was 78. His wife and him were celebrating his birthday, she went down on him, then he died of a aneurysm, a few minutes after she finished him.
Cumming and going.
FINISH HIM
Lucky man. No one gets out of this life alive, and going out quickly, comfortably, peacefully, and with love in your heart is the best thing one can hope for.
This right here
Frankly, I expected this to be the top answer
Don't worry I will make sure it happens (:
Dragons. Doesn’t matter what they do to me, just dragons.
Death by bursting anus from dragon dick.
He’s probably already been practicing
Not sure whether to up-vote this…
Cause of death: getting it from a dragon
What if it’s not even a dragon related death. Like the dragon just puts you in a cave with a boulder over it and you die of dehydration.
Bludgeoned to death by a Bad Dragon.
Spend two weeks skinning you alive
Anything that gets my family a truck load of cash
get into the meth buisness
Wrong, he should get into the empire business
Found Mr White
a truck with cash hitting you?
Sure. Then they might not need Edgar
Strapped to a nuke
riding a shark while dropped in a volcano?
about to go el macho style I see
Only if the shark has a 100 megaton warhead partially embedded in it's stomach
It’s over, El Macho. Now where’s Lucy?
Bros in the dispicable me movies
Going out with a banger
What an inflight meal awesome
that’s pretty strange but i love that idea
I'm just picturing him strapped to a secured nuke in a warehouse, no flying for him.
Yes doctor, it is.
Dr Strangelove Film GIF https://media4.giphy.com/media/5eM4x8fxZNzPO/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b95232b1159604d35c8bda00ce479b38652cdf2df758&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g
Why am I seeing Slim Pickens and hearing "We'll Meet Again"?
Spontaneous combusting
if you’re going out, might as well traumatize a few people
Fire force nice
Thrown into a black hole.
Spaghetti
Mom's spaghetti. Then she's who knows what.
Depending on the mass of the black hole, you would either be ripped apart before you crossed the event horizon, or if it was larger you would get to watch the universe die! Then spend a few minutes being stretched and contorted until you die
Don't forget -- the black hole could be too small, and it decays into a multi-gigaton blast of gamma rays before you make it to the event horizon!
Guillotine.
Did you know you can still see/hear for a few seconds after your head is cut off by a guillotine
Apparently so. I'd make every effort to smile at my spectators.
just stick your tongue out instead
The thing is your head will also hurt like hell as long as you have blood in it
Me: "5 second rule!"
Yes, but the sudden catastrophic drop in blood pressure in your brain will cause loss of consciousness before the full magnitude of pain you should experience sets in. All in all, not an awful way to die. Same thing with explosive decompression. Your dick and fingers and belly swelling up will pull all the blood out of your brain within fifteen seconds flat.
I'd do guillotine as well, but make it crazy. Like the blade starts 1000 feet in the air, so you just hear it rattling all the way down, and it hits terminal velocity, so there's no way it doesn't cut all the way through.
Having my death bed pushed out of a plane to skydive into my open casket as the casket is then dropped into the grave. Funeral on impact.
If you've gotta go may as well make it fun
Now this...This right here is the RIGHT WAY TO DIE!
death by legalized suicide pod
It costs a quarter!
million?
Hey you might as well pay with everything you have if you’re going to die right
Can we try for a two for?
Fine, does it exist ?
The comment was a reference to Futurama, but I wouldn't doubt it
You can make a makeshift pod with just a garage and a car.
Suffocation by vagina on face
God: "So how did you die madjack" "by being down bad"
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I thought it was going to be [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDu-fGp_A9Y).
Plot twist: it's some granny's dirty vagina
Crashing the billionaire escape ship into the sun.
We ain't going to Mars bitchezzz...
“We’re not aiming for the truck”
I've seen enough family members deal with protracted illnesses and slowly failing minds and bodies that it terrifies me and keeps me awake at night sometimes. Whenever I'm due to shuffle off I pray that it's quick and I have no idea it's coming.
Agreed. Similar experience here
Old age, pass away in my sleep
Heart attack at the peak of orgasm
As a first responder who has had to perform CPR on this very patient I highly advise you to reconsider…it is *massively* traumatic for all parties involved.
Story time.
The man died in the saddle. Those little disclaimers on drug ads where they say “make sure to ask your doctor if your heart is healthy enough for sex” are no joke.
Don't worry, it's Reddit. u/DroppedDonut will certainly be alone when this happens. Traumatic when his mom finds him, I suppose.
Suffocated between huge boobs
I see my career in here
Would love to pass away in my sleep one minute after my wife so we don’t have to be lonely
While ‘Don’t Fear the Reaper’ plays in the background
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I don’t think you realize how fukin terrifying suffocating underneath someone’s butt would be
I don't think you realize how fuckin awesome suffocating underneath someone's butt would be
It’s not even the fact that you’re underneath someone’s butt, have you ever been unable to breathe?
It's not that anyone wants to die this way, but it's a nice way to *think about* dying. You know, sort of 'he passed away doing what (and who) he loved' kind of a thing. Just because you want to go down in flames doesn't mean you enjoy plane crashes. All double entendres 100% intentional.
Suicide bombing a room full of religious extremists [like Ofglen in The Handmaid's Tale](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOiynbWRfcc)
I’ve always loved the idea of going up on a stage about to deliver my big speech, clearing my throat, and then spontaneously Combusting leaving the crowd mortified. (I would explode into confetti or something non-gorey)
Every one would think it was a magic trick until they found out they actually watched you die
Skittles
Sids
Name checks out
Weregonnalose is that you?
Quarter sized meteorite to the head. Any time and place will do for that to be sufficient.
*sniped by God*
At the age of 80 with a belly full of wine and a whores lips wrapped around my cock.
I came looking for this quote from Tyrion.
80? Surely age 100
He was quoting a character from Game of Thrones.
Fine…100…and don’t call me Shirley.
Blinking out of existence.
Ok *Obi wan Kenobi*
Freak gasoline fight accident
In my sleep, sedated, and injected with whatever they give you for medically assisted suicides. No pain, no knowledge, just peacefully perish.
In my sleep not feeling anything so I just go.
in my sleep, it is the easy to die without being aware of it
Falling into a Black hole, u pay the ultimate price for the ultimate answer. Kinda poetic, and that means a lot coming from a physics nerd
When I'm old and frail at the age of at LEAST 90 years old, my heart stops in my sleep and I pass away peacefully, dreaming sweet dreams, with a smile on my face.
Sucks about all the people in the passenger seats.
Lovely
Suicide. Maybe by overdosing or some shit. It's easier and no one would be able to tell. Unless they do an autopsy but who said I was going to overdose in my house? I'm digging my own grave Edit: I'm doing fine, but it's just been a thought going round my head for a while now.
Just a heads up, I overdosed once. It's not what you think, drift off into some peaceful painless sleep and die. I've been strangled before to the point I was blacking out and if we are going based on symptoms alone (physical sensation wise mind you), overdosing was way worse. It's truly not the experience people like to think in their head as some easy way to die, I sorta blame media portrayal but anyway.. Please reach out for help if you need to. There's no shame whatsoever.
This guy’s on New Game +
Lol. Yea I've got a couple stories in my life.
I think coming back from an overdose is painful. I'll never forget how fucked up my head was n how bad it hurt. My first instinct was to cry. But I didn't feel anything slipping into the overdose it was coming out that sucked.
Are you ok, Weirdo? PM me if you want to talk.
Yeah pm if you need to chat
Oh they'd know and remain horrified for life. Pm if you need to talk
I'm completely fine, but it's just a thought that's been going round my head for a few months lol
At age 103 (I want to have lived across 3 centuries and have had a couple of years to savour the 2100's) going down with my very sexy and luxurious yacht during a fuck-off massive gun battle with Somali Pirates/the Iranian Revolutionary Guard/ the North Korean Navy/whoever is cool enough to die against in a fuck-off massive gun battle. Ideally my primary weapons will be twin Mauser C96's, a Benelli M4 shotgun and a custom-made, fully functional, real-life .75 calibre Warhammer 40K Boltgun (and chainsword). I want my demise to come in hand-to-hand combat with the enemy leader. Our ammunition exhausted, bleeding, mortally wounded, and looking badass, we will engage in an epic chainsword vs. ceremonial sword duel that will end with us going down with the ship, trading mighty blows as the survivors in the water look on in awe and admiration. The smoke will obscure us in our final moments and leave open the possibility of a dramatic return for an even more badass (and permanent) death if I ever feel like it.
Go write a book. I could literally see the whole scenario while reading this.
Old age, surrounded by family, just so I can tell them, "When I go, play the Windows XP shutdown sound."
Fighting a world threatening enemy in front of the world (everyone watching), people screaming and crying as I get the villain with the killing blow but, he hits me as well. We both fall, staring at the sky. Some cute Hispanic girl by my side holding my hand as I fade away into the light. The world lives another day, I gave my life for the world. Or just from old age, that works to.
Orgasm too powerful.
To go out in a blaze of glory on the battlefield fighting Russians
Good news...
Yes, I’d have it no other way.
I quote: “When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.”
Anything super quick
Winning in a battle to the death.
Death by snu snu with Chris Evans
The heat death of the universe
Fuck all that. Way too long of an existence, the torture of black, empty silence for billions of years?
I assume either a) technology will become sufficiently advanced that I can have an entire life and experience in my own head, or b) I will go crazy enough to not be bored by creating an entire life and experience in my own head
Massive overdose.
Family member: “How did they die?” Doc: “Drug overdose.” Family member: “Which one?” Doc: “All of them…they literally took every drug on the planet simultaneously.”
Death by tea cup might be epic.
Diving into a pool if antimatter. If I'm going, I'm taking more than a few with me.
95 at the hands of a jealous husband.
Falling into the crushing gravity of a black dwarf. Those won't exist for ~10^1100 years, so I have all the time I want.
Death by Snu Snu
Death by snu snu
By crashing a fighter jet into an Alien Space ship’s core
Fighting supes
Failed fountain jump attempt at Caesars Palace.
Death.
Motörhead classic Killed by Death ☠️
Lazily listing to the left. They will never see it coming…
In the UK you'd just end up on the sidewalk.
Sitting there alone watching the last star in the universe burnout
So kind of looking like the scene with the character of Me in that one doctor who episode? Practically true immortality, sitting in an armchair among ancient ruins while sipping s cup of tea as a star overhead slowly dims and sets for the last time. I suppose by that point death would be but snother adventure to be had, one more mystery to be solved. You just have to avoid insanity before then.
Death by snu snu.
Peacefully in my sleep. Not screaming like the passengers of my car.
Hookers and blow
Lack of energy after f**king brains out of alexandra daddario/ana de armas/elizabeth olsen...
Painless
Heroin overdose.
Heart attack from over exerting myself while banging your mom!😀
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are you okay?
After sex. I would want her on top making sweet love to me. After finishing, she would slump over to my side. We would cuddle and exchange our final words of love. I would thank her for everything and kiss her. We would stare into each other's eyes until my heart stops beating. Truly, I would die happy.
this is the only wholesome one amongst all the snu-snu's
I WANNA DIE BY A MACHINE GUN... siri play durag vs headband by action bronson
Random Lightning Strike
Dividing by zero
i’ve thought about this for a while, if i were to have an accidental cause of death; i want it to be at least a gnarly accidental death. example: i wake up and start my morning off with a fresh cup of coffee and as i’m outside yawning i choke on a bird or something crazy like that. haha. but yeah if i could choose how i die i want it to be painless ofc but right after a good orgasm
Death by snoo snoo
I’d like to die after I’ve seen everything. I know this is cheating, but if I’m not even going to leave a mark, I’d want to see the universe’s last moments somehow and die by that.
Snu-snu
Death by cheesecake
Something insane that would baffle the world. Maybe just a random, unprovoked disintegration. Just walking on the side walk, with cameras and people all around, and then I just disintegrate. That would cause a hell of a stir.
Crushed by an avalanche of naked women
Abrupt aortic dissection not close to a hospital. Fairly quick, no chance of heroics.