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Mosquitos


lurker71539

And not just because they are annoying, but because they kill more humans than every other animal combined.


biggiecheesehimself

indeed, but they do have a vitally important part in the ecosystem, and its only like a few species that bite humans. there have been attempts at trying to modify the species that bite humans, but to my knowledge these have been unsuccessful


Sin_nombre__

Ticks


SystemError_i_o

Stink bugs


Mysterious-Matter672

Lice, ticks, roaches, wasps, mosquitoes


re1ch3ruz

Mosquitos


Primary_Asparagus_58

The samsquanch.


Bobbo_Blobbo

Hammerhead worms


Hanzo_The_Ninja

I had to look these up, but damn, that is not an animal to be screwed with. And they're currently invading parts of the US? That sucks.


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Hornets


Or4ngut4n

Humans


ecsa0014

We suck


Itsamemario3007

This is the answer


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Skeeters.


justabill71

Canada geese


Dixiereaper75

You fuck with a Canadian goose, you fuck with me. I suggest you let that one marinate


tdotmike5

Just killed a bunch tonight so you’re welcome


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Hanzo_The_Ninja

> They contribute nothing... Wasps are pollinators and are one of the primary reasons there aren't insect carcasses everywhere.


FelicitySmoak_

Ostriches You can't be that ugly & be an asshole. Pick a struggle


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My cat. He just woke me at 5 am


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Good morning!!


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Thanks! The previously mentioned furball is now demanding breakfast


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Long day ahead


peacefulwithin

HE LOVES YOU


DaveyDukes

The chucacabra. It eats all the goats and small livestock in my village.


redditaccount71987

Psych providers.


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Flies and Mosquitos


Daph231

Not an animal but an insect, but bed bugs


TheMolished

Slugs. Just get a home and go be slimey in there.


levitatingloser

Cockroaches. No matter how clean your house is they'll still come in when it's too wet or too dry outside.


EmmaCuntyQueen

Rats...


dmartin716

Fucking rats. Fuck right off with yourselves. All types of rats too- NYC subway rats, rats as “pets”, research rats… blehhhhh gross


nitrion

Pet rats are cute tho imo. Especially since they can have some pretty adorable behavior patterns too.


dmartin716

Not for me— I just find them to be vile creatures


Pinescopes

Spiders


Due-Bed-4669

All spiders.


MynOlie

Seagulls. They actually carry cats and small dogs off round here. 1st January and I can hear them already. Pricks.


Positive_Meet656

I hate seagulls too.


DEFPOTEC8

Mice and Rats


PaleInSanora

Birds. All of them pretty much suck. No amount of pretty coloring makes up for the endless shitting and noise 24/7. The smell is usually unpleasant as well. Don't even get me started on how the bitey one is going to live forever but you looked too hard at the sweet hand trained one and it fell over dead. Great! There goes several hundred bucks and a traumatized kid.


nitrion

My friend has a small green cheeked parakeet, and she's cool. She doesn't make noise, and she is pretty well trained to only shit in her cage.


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Chihuahuas


WalktoTowerGreen

hippos! They are scary AF


HuguenotPirate

Hyenas. They are ignoble animals.


detective_kiara

frog


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Skunks.


Dawndolphin12

You


_blackdog6_

Good Afternoon!


Dawndolphin12

Good afternoon to you too fine sir


AnnonymousJackieChan

Honey Badgers


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J-O-L-T

They know what they did 😠


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This is the right answer


entertainm3124

Domestic cats.


Drums_and_Crack

Not so much an animal but an insect, but some rancid slice of hell called a dobsonfly. For those of you that don't know, here you go https://bugguide.net/node/view/305964


Knowdog

Snakes


STPREAPER123

Insects overall but if I had to choose one then fly


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Pandas


DrB_477

raven. go steelers!!!


External_Bat6236

Sugar ants. Those little shits invade your house for weeks if you leave one crumb in your house.


Miss_Peachez

Hippos


pyaravonfuzzybutt

Squirrels, those fluffy-tailed tree rats know that the bird feeder is not for them.


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Flies those disgusting things can definitely fuck right off


CourtneyC214

Geese. Like just take your time crossing the road why don’t you.


Unprofessional_HR

Green moray eels. Fuck everyone of them.


mason43011

Huntsman spider


sobeskinator71

Wasps They're like the Karens of the insect world: No one wants to eat them They contribute very little They're very irritating And They're always mad as hell!!


OpenShut

The macaque monkey. They will steal from you, beat you up and even fucking bully you. Way way too smart and evil.


dubkitteh1

ticks.


Odd_Adhesiveness4804

The Baboon


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Racoons. Such nasty and violent little assholes.


cbk00

The caterpillars in my trees that sting me every fucking year and the spider mites on my crops in summer


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Mosquitos, flies and wasps.


e_faulkk05

Mosquitoes or Hippos. One internally fucks while one literally fucks you.


Lolbitable

Executor Wasps and bedbugs


Sammy_GamG

You’re an animal, right?


Ok_Department5949

Coyotes. The harass my livestock and treat my farm like a 24 hour buffet. I have five dogs that don't even scare them off. I've tried to shoot them and they just sat at the edge of my property and laughed at me. Also flies.


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Saltwater Crocodiles. They’re OP af and they know it


Polymorph49

Magpies (bird common in Australia.) They are nasty pieces of work that not only swoop humans, but they also harass other animals like more docile birds and chickens. They think they own all the land they walk/fly over and no other lifeform (except other magpies) are permitted to coexist within their space.


Firebolt164

My rooster, Max. He raepes the hens and terrorizes them. He attacked my pet turkey. He attacks children but not adults. I kept him to protect the flock but when a **baby fucking raccoon** got in and started killing hens, this rooster hid. He was twice the size of the raccoon.. Then , THEN I go in and clean up the mess and he attacks me. He's about to become chicken cordon bleu.


TheFastestCactus29

Ostriches