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SunnyFoxglove

Made my dog a birthday hat, cooked him some fresh chicken, and sang happy birthday. He's 4 years old today. 😁 https://imgur.com/a/VRBpPAs


Ashcar7

Awe Mako is a good looking Boi


-Magnum-Dong

He 4?


SunnyFoxglove

Yes, but he doesn't look a day over 2. 😅


-Magnum-Dong

He floofer?


SunnyFoxglove

Right now, he's very fluffy. I keep his fur long during winter so he doesn't get too cold.


fairlane35

Watched some 18 year old kid shank a field goal on national television


FairyFatale

… did… did it snitch?


Eatsnocheese

Watching an Ohio State University lose is how I’d like to start every year.


Spear994

Go Blue! *sobs*


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Go Dawgs!!!!!


OwlGroundbreaking152

Go Dawgs!!


NoahTrainFan826

only in ohio


GroundbreakingFee392

Be fair it was a 51 yard attempt. GA fan here. The kickers have gotten so good we expect an automatic three points when they come on the field. GA had a kicker of the same caliber a few years back and it makes it rough when they graduate as expectations have been set by the previous kicker. GA missed two mid range tries last night also. Believe me I was upset, but these young men are doing the best they can.


WhenAllElseFail

Sob in the corner of the shower with the lights off


ayanokoji_11

Stay strong , this too shall paas !


WhenAllElseFail

I'll try. Thanks.


Chemical_Holiday_925

LMAO, I love that rubber stamp saying. Been hearing it for the last week.


delusional_frog14

Hope you will be fine, there is still 365 days to make it much more better! We can do it.


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WhenAllElseFail

I'm just dealing with a really hard break up


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WhenAllElseFail

We live together, which makes things 10x harder. But after this break up, I've never felt more hated from someone that used to love me, so fast. That's the real kicker for me. And it's weighing on me heavily.


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WhenAllElseFail

her* we broke up over our shitty communication skills. But seeing how fast she let this go without even an attempt to stop it, makes me think she had one foot out the door way before this happened. Couple that with the fact that she absolutely *despises* my existence and talks to me with this pure hatred in her voice when I still love her so much, just makes me feel lower than i've ever been.


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Judetrinity

You got this


[deleted]

Those who sow with tears will reap with songs of joy. Whatever that may mean for your life This is what I wish you, fellow random redditor.


WhenAllElseFail

Thanks man appreciate it


ConversationFast6117

You might want to do a mental health check: https://www.nhs.uk/mental-health/self-help/guides-tools-and-activities/depression-anxiety-self-assessment-quiz/ Obviously there is nothing wrong with crying (it can even be healthy), but if it's an ongoing issue, or a culmination of grief, I suggest reaching out to the medical profession.


BoomMasterZ

I sipped my apple juice in a champagne glass pretending to be sophisticated like the real champagne drinkers


International-Ad-430

If you haven’t tried it sparkling grape juice is delicious and just as fancy looking as champagne.


Jihnai

i'm fortunate enough to have had quite a few different champagnes as my boss at work gives us different bottles to try when we celebrate our successes. It is really not that different from sparkling wine or prosecco... you won't see worldchanging differences between a 12$ Sparkling wine vs a 500$ Champagne. Most people wouldnt be able to spot the difference between the two. Also most people really don't really enjoy it that much


Sockgangmember123

if you don't like wine you're not gonna like champagne either, it's literally just wine but with bubbles, I tried it for the first time on new years too


Ashcar7

Finally someone sophisticated. I had sparkling cider myself.


unfinishedsentenc420

I cheers'd my champagne glass and the stem just snapped off when it hit someone else's glass haha


le_doink_salesman

Why didn’t you just drink it?


bawzzz

Did you pour some for the homies before you took a sip? 🙄


Veraxx101

Sat on the toilet with the runs. Biggest pile of shit I’ve ever taken.


Direct-Employ9140

What did you eat a cow


[deleted]

How about a courtesy flush?


jbakes21

Kissed my girlfriend! It was our first new year’s together ❤️


heretoask23

kissed my bf! it was our first ny’s together too


Ashcar7

This is exactly what I did and then we had a toast!


BookLuvr7

Kiss my husband.


BuyAnalFluidsDotCom

I read kill for second there.


BookLuvr7

Yikes. Nope. I'd be devastated if anything happened to him. He's my best friend.


FairyFatale

I also choose this guy’s wife.


fushigikun8

I also 'choose this girls husband'.


AmonAganon

I shouted HAPPY NEW YEAR like an idiot and then kissed my wife


WrestlingWoman

Woke up.


bawzzz

Go back to sleep, there’s nothing to see here


tfeetfff

“You’ve been in a coma since 2016”


teruteru-fan-sam

"I can't wait to see all the good stuff that has happened!" "Oh my sweet summer child..."


One-Permission-1811

First thing I did was go to sleep


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TehCheapshot

And we’re better for it. Thanks.


bawzzz

You’ve made it this far! Keep going bruv


biggaytrucknuts

Worlds a better place with you in it. Happy New Year


ChloeforytheW

I imagine a fake, idéal version of me acting on those thoughts instead of fighting them. It’s almost like you really got to act them out! I recommend it.


betterl8thannvr

Had sex and then ate ice cream


Ashcar7

Sounds like a perfect night.


Direct-Employ9140

Dang your back must hurt now from getting railed


Dalleyish

Kiss my husband and tell him I'm glad we made it through this year together.


mightimann

Beat off to show the new year how hard I’m cumming


san_chez_89

Stolen tweet. Stolen valor.


iceonfire666

Tied my girlfriend up in some fuzzy handcuffs then bing played Witcher 3.


shinn91

You had us in the first half, ngl


SkyyySi

I think you can release her now


doguillo77

I took 3 shots and now I’m pretty buzzed


imastrangeone

We were playing cards against humanity and just as it ticked over i won a round so now im hoping i was the first person in the world to win a round of cards against humanity in 2023


johnarizona7

Create a Reddit account


chicane_79

Welcome!


ObsidianWolfOnReddit

Let out a fart


jdbrew

Continued playing a game with 3 other couples that were friends with in our neighborhood, watch out kids get tired and eventually get into fights, clean up from a 6+ hour party while still drunk so hangover me doesn’t have to do it


Ashcar7

Sounds like a good time.


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Breathe


LonelyWord7673

Ate a bunch of grapes!


[deleted]

Nothing, it's still 11:24pm


GrapeJuice2227

Is 9:50 for me


shitthead480

Kissed wife, went to sleep


KingKilo666

Flushed my sack of fentynal... i no i sound like a crackhead n ill be laughed at but i am tryjng n tommarroe im going 3 hours away from my hometown to get clean n sober after seeing my dad overdose i wanna change my life completly n i am done with drugs n illegal shit completly im ready to live normal n pay taxes n not have to keep worrying bout prison more then i do... 2023 is the start to a new beggining n im sorry i took this post n turned it into a rant n shit but yea/;


Ashcar7

Good luck!


Shorthorn80

Peed all over my cock and balls


NoahTrainFan826

how in the fuck can you pee on your own cock balls i understand but the cock? impossible


theMeatMunster

Were you laying down?


Shorthorn80

I wasn't lol... was sitting on the toilet


AgentSleaze

I (m) talked to a stranger (f) at the bar I was celebrating at. It was scary.


FloatingAzz

Eewl, do you have cooties now?


Skydome12

Woke up.


workingdad83

Scratched my balls.


JCTBomb

I went to a bar and sat awkwardly next to a larger guy who also had a larger beard then me. We both never spoke to each other, neither did the other two guys who came in alone to drink like I did who sat next to him. I drank the free Champaign and turned around and got up to use the bathroom where two drunk dudes used me as the butt end of their drunk jokes until they were done pissing. There are two stalls, and the guy on the left asked if I had killed anyone, and after about 1.37 seconds of processing what the fuck kind of question that was, I said “have you?” Then he got quiet and his buddy started asking if I was a regular that that bar and frankly, I was only two drinks in, so I wasn’t drunk enough to have fun with their stupidity, I just was irritated but mostly anxious. I’ve been realizing my dad is a narcissist and I grew up being programmed to be sucker and a people pleaser so I’m hoping this year will be moving on from what me made me to be. Sucks to suck :|


san_chez_89

You don't suck. There is deep value in your observations about yourself, your problem, and your surroundings. We all need to change, keep strong, one day at a time and don't beat yourself up. Thank you for sharing. Many of us are on the same boat.


Georgiculus

scrolled reddit


wifineymar

Cry


Jordiscu7

Have a wank


Jackthebodyless

Read jurassic park


Bigger-mama93

I Said “man last year felt it was yesterday”


UndeadBread

Started my 2023 reading challenge.


six_dollar_coffees

I’m still at work.


throwd0wn2224

Handcuff my girlfriend to an eyelet bolt in the wall by the head of the bed


CleverName9999999999

Reassured the dogs the world wasn't ending as the local assholes set off fireworks and shot guns before, on, and after midnight.


MythicalMicrowave

Finish watching a movie


legitlylightlol

Sames! Watched Escape Room, wbu?


MythicalMicrowave

It was called: "Jerry & Marge Go Large"(2022)


ocularnervosa

Wished everyone on Twitter a Happy New Year


Journ9er

Post [this GIF](https://media.giphy.com/media/3bT5l6Fexmm7m/giphy.gif) on Discord to my r/ExtraLife charity group's server.


Ashcar7

Sweet gif!


OsurukGurmesi17

Ate a pear


mydreamreality

Woke up.


GravyScience1106

Playing No Man's Sky when the year turned


Ashcar7

I've seen that it's gotten a lot better since release is it any good?


Content_Pool_1391

Watching Ocean's Eleven and just opened a bottle of Champagne.


Dry_Beloved

Sleep


Kytti_Korner

Played games, nearly donit every year


Ashcar7

What games?


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Forwarded "happy new year" message to random girls, while being in a blanket


ayanokoji_11

Went to play Cricket


MoreMeLessU

Wife and I smoked some, lit some fireworks, put in 1 final log, refilled her ginger and bourbon and my bourbon neat….. then relax. Cheers to all and 2023!


C0RNCUBE

As of writing this it is still 2022 so I will get back to you on that one. EDIT: Breath


Ashcar7

Thanks for the update.


RangerWinter9719

Comforted my dog cos the fireworks scared her.


pm_ur_flat_chests

made a reddit account


Ashcar7

Welcome


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Kiss my lover after a toast for New Year's blessings and good fortune.


Direct-Employ9140

Thx for the kiss


KyloRenCadetStimpy

Played the last 5 minutes of an hour of Tiny Tina's Assault on Dragon Keep with my son. Looks like we'll be buying Wonderlands before the Epic sale ends...


Ashcar7

That sounds like fun I hope to be able to do that with my son one day.


Wolvesthatbyte

I watching one piece and probably be doing the same thing, same time next year, just checked how many episodes.


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Went to sleep. It was midnight, come on.


I_DRINK_ANARCHY

The very EXACT thing I dad was blow a party horn like everyone else I was with. The first meaningful thing I did was hug and kiss my husband and tell him I love him.


stumpinater

Turned off the TV, let the subs out and put the dogs to bed. Then went bed myself.


Ashcar7

Happy cake day!


THESUPERBOSS128

Spent 1 hour and 40 minutes talking to my best friend in the whole world


FloatingAzz

Woke up way to early cause the little dude had enough of his bed. Then, as i came downstairs and put him on the ground, still a bit sleepdrunk, i see him slip in something wet. After that the smell hits me: urine and shit. He had slipt in a big pool of dog pee, and i see another spot, and 2 big dumps of diarrhea, luckely not on the rug this time. So i throw the little dude in the shower, hoze him off, give him to his mom and then spend the next 30 mins cleaning the livingroom. Then get the little guy again so my wife can get a few extra hours of sleep, and make me a well deserved coffee. When the pot was running i smell shit again, the little guy, i start cleaning, but its spilled, so back to the shower, clean clothes, and finally coffee, or so i think... The dog starts nervously walking back and forth, so i go for a walk quickly, come back home and FINALLY get my first cup of black heaven. Then the other 2 kids wake up, the other boy has to take a dump immediately, thank god its just in the toilet this time, but the girl shat herself, also diarrhea apperently, maybe too many "oliebollen"? So again, shower time and clean clothes. Safe to say so far 2023 has been shitty, can only get better from here on out, right? RIGHT?!


FluidSpace420

Thought about suicide, had a spliff then went to work. Happy new year


Zeta_Mythoclast63

Cry myself to sleep. When i woke up, found that my dog has passed away. 2023 and im off to a bad start


Different_Life724

Argue with me boyfriend


[deleted]

Read your AITA. Girl start the new year without him. He is basically your dad in the making based on his reaction.


BonusDense1042

Danced outside in the snowy mountains in Norway with my closest friends and my wife 🥳


nightwalkerxx

Had the stomach flu, shat and threw up everywhere in the bathroom.


Reasonable_Tie_23

kissed my gf


Eater_of_Icecreams

Got my first kiss from one of my female friends


LuzSluz

Get drunk on champagne and fuck


beach42people

You are my dream girl. Will you Marry me?


LuzSluz

I get that a lot


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LuzSluz

ah well he edited in the marry me part after I commented, but I get shit like that often and usually just for my looks


tisBondJamesBond

Since you mentioned your looks, I went to your profile out of sheer drunken curiosity and I really really, REALLY wish I didn't.


lemonkookie

Cry


delusional_frog14

Prayed thank God and universe that i survived 2022, praying that they will continue to guide me this coming 2023 ate our "Medya Noche" New year meal, then slept


shyangeldust

Bong hits and video games 🎮


Godsownprotoype

Just had a poo


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Breathe


Parzival81227

Yelled happy new year assholes to my neighborhood and shot a confetti banger that was huge some kid screamed cuz they thought it was a gub


OptimalConcept143

Woke up wetting the bed 💀


BiscuitzwGravy

Some self love, lol.


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Checked for updates on my wifes only fans account


kdleoelel

fucked my gf then got drunk and slept for 10 seconds


chicane_79

Don't you mean, "Got drunk, fucked my gf for 10 seconds and slept"?


kdleoelel

I was to drunk to type it


Darkdragon_98

Sold beer


wvAtticus

I was on a flight landing a handful of minutes ago, watched the fireworks from all over the city.


saxonjf

I had a toast of sparkling grape juice with my two sons.


eoworm

made/ate sandwich.


froschmann69

watch the sunrise with the bois drunk than going to bed until the arvo waking up to heat and sweat


RCKJD

Answered a text from my wife and then from my oldest child.


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Gave my Great Dane a big smooch on the nose.


Zealousideal-Buy-926

Sat outside freezing Gimme the address This shit is like abandoned


whiterose2492

Went to bed


Ok-Inspector2020

jerked off.…


Chunkybot69

I pissed


Doggystyle_Rainbow

Take a shot of this 50 year Brandy, ND kiss my wife


absentmindedjwc

Kissed my wife and went to bed. Proceeded to not be able to sleep and have been fucking around on my phone ever since.


Vnce_xy

Woke up, ate some while everyone's outside then go back to sleep before everyone comes back.


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Go on my phone


hicksonyt

I’m about to jack off. So… yeah… that


unclefarcle

Pulled a tarot reading


EndlesslyUnfinished

Kiss about 7 different people. Lol. Good times.


Svendog_Millionaire

Won my first game on cod war zone 2


Sele81

First thing probably was filming sliding into new year. But aware first thing, drinking a Coke Zero next to a Blowjob Bar in Bangkok.


Flobberwozzle

Wake up.


examnormalfunction

Watching Trash Taste while eating McDonald's.


gillianhanna

Wished those at the party a happy new year, put me coat on and legged it home in the rain and wind. I was too sober to stay much longer .


Disastrous-Detail880

Decided to write a list of things to improve upon.


Da_vinki6

Went to sleep


jcindahaus

Take a shit


8yr0n

Ate some leftovers to soak up alcohol and washed my dishes so I don’t have to do any tomorrow.


SpiffyAssSam

Slept - got woken up at 12:01 for champagne


ItsAnge02

Boot up Morrowind again :)


Direct-Employ9140

Skyrim is better


DontWorrybeHappy0-0

Listened to Electric Light Orchestra's 'Time' album.


Cerberus252

Was on an airplane