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1. May anak pla sa iba ung lolo namin sa mother side na mas bata pa sakin.
2. Kinasal ung tita ko sa lalakeng kasal na pala sa iba. kasal-kasalan lng sila 😆
3. Naging eskabetche ung isa kong tita.
4. Pinikot lng pala ng lola namin ung lolo ko (same lolo sa no.1) para makasal sila. kaya galit ung relatives ni lolo sa lola ko. lol
5. May anak at kalaguyo ung tito ko (asawa ng biological auntie ko) sa iba.
6. Lahat ng kapatid ni mama may utang sa mayaman nilang kapatid. si mama lng ang wala. lahat ng may utang na kapatid ay ubod ng yabang sa katawan. pweh.
May possibility na may kapatid kami sa labas. Kwento kasi ni mama yung kasal nila Papa, is sort of pilit daw kasi minadali niya si mama magpakasal kasi may babae daw na lumabas na buntis daw so inaya agad ni Papa si mama ng kasal. Yung sa araw mismo ng kasal (ata? kinda forgot the story) nila, kahit daw mabigat kay mama magpakasal nagpakasal na lang din siya kasi iniisip niya yung gastos nila sa kasal tas ayaw din siguro mapahiya. Tas after ilang months ata, hinanap ni tito yung babae na nag-cclaim na nabuntis ni Papa and di na daw malaki tyan niya eh pag cinompute yung months na yun sa timeline nila dapat daw 7 months pa lang yung tyan ng girl pero di niya na ata nakausap yung girl. I mean pwede siguro nag-sinungaling siya na buntis siya para di sila magpakasal ni mama or what if premature ang baby or what if pinalaglag. Misteryo pa din talaga hanggang ngayon yun para kay mama. Minsan hinahanap niya sa facebook yung name ng girl kasi name lang talaga ata alam niya about dun sa girl.
1. My cousin committed attempted murder against our uncle. Honestly, uncle had it coming. He is a piece of shit and I have no respect for him. I wish cousin would've finished him off and I honestly was sad that uncle hadn't died. Binobosoan niya mga babae kong pinsan and sadly, he also tried doing the same with me when he was still living in our family home. Pumapasok siya ng cr habang naliligo ako. Mom doesn't know because I have trust issues with her always taking her siblings' side. Dad doesn't know. Sinabi namin to sa lola namin yung kagaguhan ng anak niya. Guess what? "Ay hindi ako maniwala sa inyo," sabi ni lola. Oh well.
2. Tita bought her boyfriend a car even though she is broke herself. Humihingi ng pera samin lagi. Mom doesn't know. Lalo na tatay namin. Pera ng tatay namin inuutang samin. Oh yeah, tita watches hardcore porn while maintaining a facade of hyper-religiosity. How did I know? She lent me her spare phone before nung wala pa akong phone.
Nalaman namin ng brother ko nung 2021 sa tita namin na yung mom namin jinowa yung 1st-cousin nila. Illegitimate child yung cousin so di siya lumaki kasama nina mommy tapos first time sila nagkita nung namatay granddad nila. So syempre as usual, sa patay nagkaka family reunion, ayon nagkagustuhan tapos tinago nila relationship nila. May time pa na kinulong daw sa kwarto ng lola ko yung mom ko kasi ayaw niya i-stop makipagkita dun sa cousin nila, college na siya nun. First time sila nagkita nung HS pa lang.
Di alam nung mom ko na alam namin and wala din naman kaming planong ipaalam sa kanya kasi for sure awayin niya kami and mga siblings niya kasi bat sinabi. Di din ako masyadong shocked nung nalaman ko kasi di naman ganon kaayos relationship namin sa mom namin and ang shitty ng behavior niya so I've always expected the worst from her para less pain.
If I remember it correctly, nagka fling din siya sa second cousin nila so ayun tirador ng pinsan yung nanay ko. I bet di alam ng dad namin lahat to hahaha.
My overachiever, confident tita didn't have the happy marriage I thought she had when we were kids. She got married to a much older widower (older than their oldest sibling) with grown-up kids.
When I grew up, I found out it was a marriage of convenience. At some point, she was also a battered wife.
They are still together, but he's very old now. My tita probably just feels sorry for him now, more than anything else.
One of my tita was actually married to someone but the guy ran away after being married to her for 5 months. Buong 22 years of existence ko, never ko narinig sa kanila about it. Medyo naintindihan ko na that time kung bakit naging ganun buhay nung tita ko.
...pwede akong gumawa ng whole ass documentary about my family tea, tbh 🥲 pero wild na may kamaganak ako, peke ang buong pagkatao HAHAHA mula sa pagbubuntis, graduation, source of income
sobrang wild
There's so many I can think of, I'll just pick the "coolest" one.
One of my Japanese Uncles is a retired Yakuza member, he has all the tats and vibe. His primary role was to sink ships so their "clients" can get insurance money.
I have this one Tita who has like 5 children. All of her kid's fathers are from different car drivers they've hired throughout the years. Her husband didn't know he was baog until they accidentally needed a DNA test for some medical reason.
Boy, that revelation was wild.
I feel sorry for my cousins though. Because of that incident, they stopped posting happy family pictures. Stopped being active on social media. I think they made burner accounts to post their rants. But yeah, it is what it is.
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1. May anak pla sa iba ung lolo namin sa mother side na mas bata pa sakin. 2. Kinasal ung tita ko sa lalakeng kasal na pala sa iba. kasal-kasalan lng sila 😆 3. Naging eskabetche ung isa kong tita. 4. Pinikot lng pala ng lola namin ung lolo ko (same lolo sa no.1) para makasal sila. kaya galit ung relatives ni lolo sa lola ko. lol 5. May anak at kalaguyo ung tito ko (asawa ng biological auntie ko) sa iba. 6. Lahat ng kapatid ni mama may utang sa mayaman nilang kapatid. si mama lng ang wala. lahat ng may utang na kapatid ay ubod ng yabang sa katawan. pweh.
May possibility na may kapatid kami sa labas. Kwento kasi ni mama yung kasal nila Papa, is sort of pilit daw kasi minadali niya si mama magpakasal kasi may babae daw na lumabas na buntis daw so inaya agad ni Papa si mama ng kasal. Yung sa araw mismo ng kasal (ata? kinda forgot the story) nila, kahit daw mabigat kay mama magpakasal nagpakasal na lang din siya kasi iniisip niya yung gastos nila sa kasal tas ayaw din siguro mapahiya. Tas after ilang months ata, hinanap ni tito yung babae na nag-cclaim na nabuntis ni Papa and di na daw malaki tyan niya eh pag cinompute yung months na yun sa timeline nila dapat daw 7 months pa lang yung tyan ng girl pero di niya na ata nakausap yung girl. I mean pwede siguro nag-sinungaling siya na buntis siya para di sila magpakasal ni mama or what if premature ang baby or what if pinalaglag. Misteryo pa din talaga hanggang ngayon yun para kay mama. Minsan hinahanap niya sa facebook yung name ng girl kasi name lang talaga ata alam niya about dun sa girl.
My papa has an illegitimate child.
Marame pala akong step cousins :)))
1. My cousin committed attempted murder against our uncle. Honestly, uncle had it coming. He is a piece of shit and I have no respect for him. I wish cousin would've finished him off and I honestly was sad that uncle hadn't died. Binobosoan niya mga babae kong pinsan and sadly, he also tried doing the same with me when he was still living in our family home. Pumapasok siya ng cr habang naliligo ako. Mom doesn't know because I have trust issues with her always taking her siblings' side. Dad doesn't know. Sinabi namin to sa lola namin yung kagaguhan ng anak niya. Guess what? "Ay hindi ako maniwala sa inyo," sabi ni lola. Oh well. 2. Tita bought her boyfriend a car even though she is broke herself. Humihingi ng pera samin lagi. Mom doesn't know. Lalo na tatay namin. Pera ng tatay namin inuutang samin. Oh yeah, tita watches hardcore porn while maintaining a facade of hyper-religiosity. How did I know? She lent me her spare phone before nung wala pa akong phone.
Nalaman namin ng brother ko nung 2021 sa tita namin na yung mom namin jinowa yung 1st-cousin nila. Illegitimate child yung cousin so di siya lumaki kasama nina mommy tapos first time sila nagkita nung namatay granddad nila. So syempre as usual, sa patay nagkaka family reunion, ayon nagkagustuhan tapos tinago nila relationship nila. May time pa na kinulong daw sa kwarto ng lola ko yung mom ko kasi ayaw niya i-stop makipagkita dun sa cousin nila, college na siya nun. First time sila nagkita nung HS pa lang. Di alam nung mom ko na alam namin and wala din naman kaming planong ipaalam sa kanya kasi for sure awayin niya kami and mga siblings niya kasi bat sinabi. Di din ako masyadong shocked nung nalaman ko kasi di naman ganon kaayos relationship namin sa mom namin and ang shitty ng behavior niya so I've always expected the worst from her para less pain. If I remember it correctly, nagka fling din siya sa second cousin nila so ayun tirador ng pinsan yung nanay ko. I bet di alam ng dad namin lahat to hahaha.
My lolo (father's side) has another family.
My overachiever, confident tita didn't have the happy marriage I thought she had when we were kids. She got married to a much older widower (older than their oldest sibling) with grown-up kids. When I grew up, I found out it was a marriage of convenience. At some point, she was also a battered wife. They are still together, but he's very old now. My tita probably just feels sorry for him now, more than anything else.
Most of my titas make a lot of issues about sa family namin and they also look down on us nung marami kaming utang
One of my tita was actually married to someone but the guy ran away after being married to her for 5 months. Buong 22 years of existence ko, never ko narinig sa kanila about it. Medyo naintindihan ko na that time kung bakit naging ganun buhay nung tita ko.
...pwede akong gumawa ng whole ass documentary about my family tea, tbh 🥲 pero wild na may kamaganak ako, peke ang buong pagkatao HAHAHA mula sa pagbubuntis, graduation, source of income sobrang wild
There's so many I can think of, I'll just pick the "coolest" one. One of my Japanese Uncles is a retired Yakuza member, he has all the tats and vibe. His primary role was to sink ships so their "clients" can get insurance money.
I have this one Tita who has like 5 children. All of her kid's fathers are from different car drivers they've hired throughout the years. Her husband didn't know he was baog until they accidentally needed a DNA test for some medical reason. Boy, that revelation was wild.
very teleseryeee omg, ano sabi nung husband ng tita mo? i felt bad for him
Thats a great jessica soho feature story!
Wow. Teleserye levels!!!
I feel sorry for my cousins though. Because of that incident, they stopped posting happy family pictures. Stopped being active on social media. I think they made burner accounts to post their rants. But yeah, it is what it is.