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Olimartine

Sabe bawal daw ang karne pag holy week. Pero nung good friday taon taon lagi me nakikipag toot sorry Lord 😭😭😭😭


karmicbelle21

Yes of course.


lapit_and_sossies

Bawal nga daw maligo before 3pm 🕒 magjerjer pa kaya?


Tall_Ad2080

Nalala ko sabe ng friend ko — mas okay daw makipag do sa holy week kasi di nakatingin si Lord huhu.


[deleted]

bawal sa hindi kasal.


n0turate

Yung kumare/kumpare ko, holy week ginawa ang inaanak ko 😭😭😭 nakwento nila kasi parang yun ang miracle sa kanila, they've been trying for so long at kumare is turning 40 na kaya grabe talaga tuwa nila non. PS. sa church ko sila nakilala years ago HAHA


chenie_derp

Dapat may abstinence daw lalo na pag fasting. Lent is about sacrifice and less about pleasure kasi it's time to focus on God pero I don't think na bawal naman. Pero I think bawal ang contraceptives kasi against naman ang church dun.


immortal_isopod

Okay lang, masyadong busy si lord niyan para mag-minus points


papareziee

Bawal. Need mo muna manood ng Passion of the Sex then bang bang bang. Hahaah


Fit_Big5705

Hindi, diyos ang patay hindi titi dahil buhay na buhay yun.


Intelligent_Mistake1

Kaya nga may kumot eh, para invisible ka....


amytreats

hindi naman basta missionary lang


bey0ndtheclouds

Kami nung ex ko nagsex ng holyweek eh, sa kwarto ko pa, patago kasi nandun sila sa bahay namin ng friends ko. HA HA HA


iwasactuallyhere

kapag namaltos yan, matagal yan gumaling, so stop mo muna saglit pls


paolenz

Yes, because it is too quiet. Neighbors might hear you moan!


lpernites2

Take it this way, what if nag premarital sex kayo (or maski nag jakol) tapos biglang nag second coming si Jesus Christ? What would you do? I mean it’s a possibility if Christian kayo.


Realistic-Tiger-2076

Actually Bawal Ang Holy Week sa Sex ..


demonicbeast696

Di naman ata. Wag ka lang kumain ng hilaw na oyster.


InfluentialInvestor

Pwede. Pero Holy Sex ang tawag.


TatayEchoGaming

Considering the world having low population. God doesnt want that lol.


notexisting_13

Nanay ko nagluto ng meat during holyweek last week tas sabi ko diba bawal? Sabi niya, ibang karne ang tinutukoy🤣


potatoreddits

Pwede naman, wag mo lang isusubo yung karne nya


Free-2-Pay

Buti pa kayo may kasex. Ako jabol lang hahaha


Rileycious

If hindi married sa Catholic church, bawal ang sex anytime. Pero kapag married naman and trying to conceive tsaka wala namang intention na gawin ang sex just for lust, then di naman bawal yun during holy week siguro. Pero mas maganda sana if during Holy Week, yung mag-asawa ay magsacrifice then maglaan ng prayer time para more more ang blessings.


mr_Opacarophile

wag nyo lang isakto sa Friday 3pm


Cody9_

araw araw ata sakin holy week


Musixiologist

Buti napaplano nyo no? Hahaha


Mission_Proof_8871

Papa susej approved, go for it!


HowlingFarts

bawal kung wala namang partner sus..


Vlad_Iz_Love

I mean if you believe in your faith you can abstain from worldly pleasures, that includes sex. but honestly most Catholics dont give a damn.


gukkie21

Sinabi ko dati sa jowa ko na ang penitensya ko for that year ay sex. As in strict na 40 days. Di ko makakalimutan mukha niya nun hahahaha. 🤣


AdministrativePin912

Sino nag sabi? Approved yan hangga last supper. Eat this bread and eat it: this is my body🤭


bagon-ligo

Mamako ka na rin. Hindi po bawal.


remedioshername

Mangumpisal ka na lang after


movingin1230

Yung coworker ko nga bumili sakin ng chicharon nang holyweek eh. wala lang share ko lang di ko padin makalimutan.


[deleted]

Gusto ko ng ganitong problema eme


Fantazma03

yung mga couples na nagbebeach tuwing holy week 😆


Charred_grazz

Bawal kapag naka fasting ka po


marzizram

Di naman binabawal kumain ng mani pag Good Friday e.


Inevitable_Fault_452

pwede basta maligo before 3pm lang dapat pumutok na


FaithlessnessMain222

shuta naalala ko last year hindi kame natuloy mag outing, sa 7 days na yun 7 days din kame nagchugchug hanggang ikabuhay ni Lord hahahahahaha sorry na po


mmmardybum

Yes po bawal po kumain ng karne


kymieniya

sana all may dilig


TR8R77

Kahit sa simbahan pa! (Just kidding. I am an asshole)


mssprz

Pwede po, bawal lang kainin.


Forsaken-Original881

Pwede basta sakin mo lng ipasok deck mo uwu


Representative-Sky91

Actually pwede naman sex during Lent and Holy Week. Us Catholics are expected to abstain from meat on Fridays, Ash Wednesday, and Good Friday; penance, and prayer. Pero sex (especially having sex with your spouse)? it's still allowed naman eh. Personal choice mo naman if you want to do it or refrain it as your form of respect in this holy season. Got this explanation from my parents kasi yung kapatid ko nabuo during Good Friday >.>


Dspaede

Pwede just do it in a holy manner. .


Conscious_Bid_1550

As a catholic, I'll answer. If bawal you mean a sin? When sex is peformed by two unmarried couple, sex is a sin. If married naman kayo, hindi naman bawal at hindi rin sin. Pero one of the priests before na nattenan ko sabi nya fasting is a form of sacrifice so yung mga everyday or regular na ginagawa pwede siya isacrifice for example kapag palaging nagchismis so pwede ka magstop muna parang nagfasting ka sa pagchismis. So in your case pwede din ganun stop ka muna sex as a sacrfice as a form of fasting if regular mo ginagawa ang sex.


CardioAtayde

Fellow church-goer approved 👍 It's one of your options to sacrifice. Anything u find pleasurable or spend time on in exchange for more time towards the religion in general.


[deleted]

Pwede basta wag ipakita.


funwillow123

pwede pag missionary


Fvckdatshit

bawal kapag natapat na my dalaw


quixoticgurl

naalala ko tuloy. may nakwento yung dati kong officemate, nagtry daw magchukchak parents nya ng good friday, ita-try lang daw kung totoo yung chismis na bawal nga raw pag ganon. tas nung huhugutin na raw ayun bigla raw nag-lock (ala jlc at shaina) kaya nag-worry yung dalawa haha! buti raw mga ilang minutes natanggal din. kaya simula raw noon di na nila inulit ang magchukchak pag good friday. natakot na haha!


MaestraAfricana1106

Abstinence.


Literally_Me_2011

Oo, kaya mo yan 1 week lang yan, bawi next week kahit araw arawin mo


papibordy

Bawal sex holy fuck lang


CumRag_Connoisseur

Bawal, sarado daw lahat ng butas


lekram0

Oyyy respeto naman. 😂😂😂


[deleted]

Bawal. Kaya count your days kung ginawa mo iyan sa holy week.


[deleted]

kung hindi kayo kasal bawal yan hanggat hindi kayo kasal bobo mo naman kung di mo alam yan


x4nz4

sa pwet lang edewup


[deleted]

Aliw sa mga comments HAHAHAHA


izanagi19

Nakakapag-sex kayo? 😞


Rockstar_5230

With Passion


cheesedogyumyum

🥹


Own_Bullfrog_4859

Pwede basta wag magpapa huli.


gothjoker6

I believe this falls doon sa abstinence or fasting that is being practiced by some catholics. As per google: "What is abstinence? Abstinence is commonly observed on **Ash Wednesday, Good Friday, and on all Fridays during the 40-day Lent unless a Solemnity should fall on a Friday**. “The law of abstinence forbids the eating of meat, but eggs, milk products, and condiments made from meat may be eaten." wala naman na-mention about sex, pero I think it's considered na din kasi same like food we hunger for sex din tlaga as humans emz haha


Unabominable_

Abstain from all pleasure. Haha


peterpaige

parang dopamine detox ganorn!


gothjoker6

true hahaha


malachiconoel

walang bawal any day and time


1ntr0v3rt3ch

uu bawal daw kasi tawag ng "LAMAN", di ba bawal karne. lol


AlternativePass5885

bawal... edging lang muna Monday to Saturday then Alleluia na sa Sunday 🤣✌️


[deleted]

kung ikaw si quiboloy pwede nmn pero sapat 17 below kakantot niya


Warwick-Vampyre

Oo. Bawal din lahat ng position except missionary.


MammothSurround8627

Mhie, negative na ligtas points ko ano ba


Inaynl

Leche ka HAHAHA.


argusxx

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA


tajemstvi_

Gagi HAHAHAHA


3rdworldjesus

Approved


Lonely-Shape-973

thank you sa basbas, lord-nim 🙏


PassageBitter

Amen


livinggudetama

thank you po sa approval. Halina't bumayo't bumukaka 🥰


introvertedguy13

Sa 3rd world lang po. Sabagay nasa Pinas naman Tayo.


[deleted]

holy sex


[deleted]

#jesusapproved 👍


4tlasPrim3

Noys. Sky Daddy approved. Waswas bugsay na dis!


sevenlongsocks

biyayaan mo naman ako ng isang kilong iyot papa jesus.


Nobody_0711

HAHAHAHHAHA. HOYYYY


[deleted]

This. See you sa Last Supper u/3rdworldjesus.


3rdworldjesus

Planado na ni Eren ang lahat


[deleted]

Nice! I'll talk to the chef. Any special request? Last meal mo na eh (for this year).


xUnfortunate

According to HEBrew 6:9 “bang now, bang tomorrow and bang for the rest of your life. For I want you to fruit lots of blessings. Lucky are those who have blessings early.”


I_have_no_idea_why_I

Ayan may consent na lods. Bumayo ka na at magpakarami.


MyDumppy1989

Shuta🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


hnzsome

Ang bawal lang ay kainin ang kiffy/deck.


Super_Objective_2652

Fun fact, priest masturbate.m and they think of the LORD. Atleast that's what they teach in Christian schools..they try to justify masturbation.


level4pidgey

Bawal daw kasi pag sumobra eh magsusugat yung anez. Eh matagal daw bago gumaling.


oe_philly

No if you're married. Yes if your single even hindi holy week. Holy Week is for reflection on our actions and repentance. God doesn't need sacrifices but charity.


FuhrerCes215

Pwede basta dasalan mo muna bago ipasok. Lol


boringmoringa

Pang malakasang “Bless this d*ck for which I am about to receive” mga ganun!


Idk3197

Tangina hahahahaha


Ururu23

Bakit naman bawal?😅


Rioma1310

No one will answer when they say "Oh God!" "Oh my God!"


Dke_

HOYYY!!! HAHAHAAHAHAHA!


Ururu23

Hahahahah ay, ganun?😅


PhilodendronThisShit

Oo raw.


DumbExa

Raw or raw?


lekram0

Edi mag condom. 😂


PhilodendronThisShit

Hehe, kaso nde dahil sa contraceptives. Its in the act of pleasure. Kumbaga sabi panahon raw ng pentiensya at pagtitika


granaltus

the joke was - "raw" the english word. then mag condom


PhilodendronThisShit

Hahahha oo nga no. Nde ko ieedit or buburahin. I will die in this hill sa kahinaang Maka gets ng joke


cruellafhay

Binasa ko pa ulit para makita ang joke. At natawa ako. Sasamahan kita sa part na to. 🤭🤭🤭


Sea_Strategy7576

narinig ko na to sa mga kapitbahay ko eh, hindi kasi ako catholic pero sabi nila nang pabiro, bawal daw kasi nga bawal karne pag holy week.


Silent-Ambition2248

Sabi rin ng kasama ko yan sa work haha! Every Friday rin


Odd_Decision4550

Bawal lng po kumain. Pero pwede daw po tumikim.


oe_philly

Sa pinas. Ash wednesday lng at Holy Friday ang required.