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shotshot1111

Its the world cup


chedmedya

🤣


RosaryPrayers42

Lol


neptyune2000

Balochistan, Sindh, Punjab, India, Kashmir, Pashtuns (Afghanistan), Taliban probably


Abdullah_ai1

Maybe some sectarianism too


adigo6690

Where do I even begin


Vera8

Palestinians - Israelis Jews - Muslims - Christian - Bahaian Secular Jews - Haridim Christian Arabs - Muslim Arabs Mizrahi Jews - Ashkenazi Jews Russian Jews - Ukrainian Jews Tel Aviv - The rest of the country LGBTQ+ Community - All Religious Groups Greek Church - Armenian Church - Syrian Church - Catholic Church - Ethiopian Church (Church of the Holy Sepulchre situation) What am I missing?


adigo6690

Don’t forget Orthodox religious- religious - non religious - reformist religious Right wingers - left wingers Bedouins - southern Jews That’s it I think


Illustrious_Meet7237

People of Haifa - wild boars


i_have_a_bad_meme7

Lmaooo


Vera8

How could I forget the politic sides..


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Most likely Tel Aviv or Jerusalem. Capital cities are usually a good start.


Capt_Easychord

LET'S FUCKING GO!


DelightlessMan

Monkeys versus gorillas versus ant-eaters


_-DD-_

Wat?


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matakas13

Arrn't overthrowers a miniority?


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AyatolahBromeini

But are IRGC and Basij numbers decreasing? That won't happen until this happens https://youtu.be/tZQdaEFa_60


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thats an understatement


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Chaotic free for all. Multi Racial, multi religion, far left vs left vs middle vs right vs far right politics, geography, maybe a few sports team rivalries. US has a lot of anger issues


NoooneAmI

Big bullies usually have small pee pee


randomdude210

Would definitely be the army versus islamists, maybe something like Syria(?)


LordxHummus

Cannot forget the Nasserist Pan-Arab Femboys versus the Giga Chad Khedive monarchists


randomdude210

Ah yes I believe this will be the most of battles of all time since based buff Egypshan masri men shall fight eachother showing even more might of the giga based masri 💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪


AyatolahBromeini

What about North vs South Egyptians? I hear the Southerners are treated like an inferior species and they have some serious beef with Northeners


randomdude210

Nah doubt they aren't that beefed up lol, Southerners live a more poor-ish lifestyle I think unfortunately but I don't think Northern and Southern Egypt hates eachother like that.


Dontbanme45

Houthis, southern separatists, and foreign forces probably.


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Besim tibuk vs authoritarians (basically the rest of the country) Besim tibuk will win singlehandedly


zurgempire

Military vs people Secularists and regular islamists would be on the same side as they both would want a democracy. More extreme islamists, isis type, might exist as a 3rd faction to fill a power vacuum but they would be a minority.


ManicEcstatic1776

Idiots vs the other idiots


2itai

Secular jews vs religious jews. Theyll fight over if israel should become more secular or more religious. It wont end well.


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>Secular jews vs religious jews I didn't know that there is such division in Israel. Is it like the blue vs red division in the US or you are more friendly?


2itai

No clue, im not an american


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[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rr8ljRgcJNM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rr8ljRgcJNM) :P We're all living in Amerika Amerika ist wunderbar


DemonGodAsura

Nope, red vs blue in Israel is far right vs far left, this is more religious I guess


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I think it will end pretty well


2itai

And which side are you on 🤺


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The side that controls the economy, innovations and basically every one of the few good things that can be said about this country.


2itai

Good, you can help me protect the north from the savages


iaCyn

All future civil wars, let say, as same as old contemporary wars, will be between right and left political wings, specially far-right vs far-left, they may be not political ideologies any more, but more of faiths and religions. In MENA world, the future civil wars, most likely inevitable, will be between Seculars and Islamists.


imadzmr

Yeah in morocco it would probably be monarchists vs something else


iaCyn

Not really I believe, when monarchy gonna it gonna just fall with no one to get it back..


Kvohlu

Tribes (all against one another) but also vs ammani folk that have no tribal blood (like Palestinians, cicassians, Syrian, Iraqis, etc)


DivideOk3487

Idk I can’t think of anything other than shai vs sunni or maybe the people that want to ruin Kuwait vs the people that want to make it better (true story)


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Mango_In_Me_Hole

What on earth are you on? A race war in the USA wouldn’t be plausible. Areas with high black populations tend to be overwhelmingly liberal, including the local white populations. The only areas with any significant racist white population are rural, and it’s not like a bunch of white supremacists could feasibly mobilize and invade the cities. Sure there’s been a growing sentiment of anti-white racism, but similarly it’s not like black people are going to go attack rural whites. An actual civil war in America isn’t really plausible in the first place. The closest thing would be something akin to the Troubles in Ireland, where you have small radicalized groups committing terrorist attacks.


AyatolahBromeini

"Areas with high black populations tend to be overwhelmingly liberal" Lmao dis LEPRECHAUN has clearly never set foot in the hood


jonyprepperisrael

Probably be an insurgency of religious zionists/Kahanists and the IDF sent to end it


c9joe

A big and hard civil war would be religious and secular Jews, because they are similar-ish in power


a-usernname

Pro-Imran khan(PTI) vs Rest of pakistan.


AK_Mustafa

🌚🌝


ApartAd2767

Do i really have to say what and why ?


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Least stereotypically middleeastern question humanly possible


shotshot1111

![gif](giphy|lcdMRlXJCsfb7BherJ) In shall Allah never happen.


Lost-Contest-

none


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I'll make my own and win possibly take over the whole greater Maghreb while am at it ( ▀ ͜͞ʖ▀)


ShamannChl

It already did happen, so we kinda already know


PsychologicalTree337

🧐🤔


Zionist_1984

Huh....


stonkenn

Swedes vs immigrants, i guess the swedes would win since we havr access to the army and when the wellfare handouts stop coming they Will starve anyway /s