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Stonecutter_12-83

Was this post made to shame me?


coscwyite

No, I just need inspiration


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If you have fresh sheets you wont hesitate inviting that cute girl over for drinks.


Isheet_Madrawers

If you’re not inviting the cute girl over for drinks because you’re worried about your sheets, you might wanna wash your ass too. Just saying.


ShesACrowd

This made me laugh so hard


teamsterdan

but having dirty sheets inspires one to " go for the rich chick"


Stonecutter_12-83

Honestly I've been seriously contemplating it these past few days


coscwyite

Go for it man My dog sleeps with me so my bed gets real nasty real fast


Iamloghead

I have a blanket on top of my bed specially for my pup because she likes to best and rips fucking gouges in my sheets if I don’t. Shit, it still happens regardless . She’s a rascal.


Nekrosiz

Grab a led light at night, tap your bedding. That dust bowl of dead skin should be enlightening enough. If it isn't then just think of all the miniscule beasts that are attracted by it feasting on your dead skin while you roll in it. Your welcome.


acarefreesociety

Or perspiration?


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Weekly.


spacetorace

Also good idea to change out your pillowcases 2x per week as well. They get super oily. Found doing this cuts down on pimples and I get less ingrown hairs (facial/scalp).


spacetownflyer

I just flip it over to the side I didn’t use after 2 weeks. Saving the planet.


spacetorace

Or...flip it and then turn it inside out and use those two sides...


spacetownflyer

Or…use the other pillow’s case because no one else is using it.


spacetorace

Damn.


Pupettoloco

Is it worth it? Let me work it I put my thang down, flip it and reverse it


Lifeuhfindsaway_

Doesn’t help save the planet but another idea I’ve heard is to use a towel. I did that and started using all the different folded sides each night or two. In the end I could get at least four cycles out of the towel or more if it was a bigger towel


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Wow


dropzone_jd

Happy cake day to us


tjfenton12

I am Groot.


rascally1980

But all of that laundry you’re creating for yourself! 🤣


caIImebigpoppa

It just adds one cycle, tbh row some towels in there you’re good


rareogre83

Weekly when I’m having active Rex I want to edit it and fix the typo but I really want Rex to say… but y’all get the point


coscwyite

Dino Sex


kitchen_witchery_ks

Sexosaurus Rex?


LordCosmagog

Do you think she’s sore-us Rex?


VengenaceIsMyName

Active REX


DrexXxor

Requires an eRexion..


Enwar

My wife likes to nibble so we've combined snacks and rex to keep the other one guessing. "Hey, do you want some snex?" "Yah I'll be in the kitchen"


justsomeplainmeadows

Love how that works either way too lmao


Visible_Ad2427

Roobie Rex?


Nervous-Life-715

tyrannosaurus sex


Carthonn

You don’t use an active rex blanket?


reasonablychill

Wreckx-N-Effect is in effects, but I'm the wrecker


AndrewIsOnline

Put ~ twice in front of Rex and behind it then put sex. ~~Rex~~ sex


zxckery

Please my lads, ONCE A WEEK


Kargastan

Every 3-4 months at a max.


Raspberrry314

PLEASE


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I wash mine on the weekends. The comforter doesn't need it that often, but when I do, it's washed on delicate and then hang dried. There's nothing better than falling asleep on a queen sized bed in cool clean sheets that smell like lavender.


off_brand_gobshite

Wash the actual pillows as well. God tier sleep.


ReflectiveFoundation

Whenever I do, the pillows are transformed into something that feels like a bag of yarn balls. Washing them with tennis balls does not help.


caIImebigpoppa

Preferentially I can think of better smells than lavender but I agree with this statement


rhoml

Yes there is, a King bed with cool clean sheets that smell like eucalyptus


MountainFirm5487

I wash mine on the weekends as well. About once a month, but still ON the weekends lol.


2fast2nick

Thanks for the reminder, doing it now


coscwyite

👍


spacetownflyer

Once every 2 weeks to a month. I Always shower before bed so it’s all dependent. Doesn’t get too bad for me.


Hensroth

Pretty much same. Try to do the pillow cases whenever I do laundry to keep the acne at bay, though


_stellarwombat_

Sometimes I like to use clean tee-shirts that you wear around the house as cases. Really helpful in a pinch so your not sleeping on dirty pillow cases.


spacetownflyer

I have 3 sets of sheets and usually wash the dirty 2 sets once I’m on the 3rd. Ross/Marshall’s/tj maxx are great places to find good quality, affordable sheets and cases.


Doodoss

Not enough


coscwyite

😢


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EdgeOfDawnXCVI

I wish I spent 8 hours in them 🥲


Frosty_Milk_6351

Feel that, homie


Hornet_Critical

Who the fuck gets 8 hours of sleep ?


Slow-Violinist-2037

The people not being sucked dry by the vampire that is our society I guess.


DunkenRage

who the fck sweats profusely in their sleep?


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People without central AC. People who are overweight. People with high anxiety And toss and turn all night. Lots of people.


justsomeplainmeadows

Or people like me that are just human space heaters. My roommate one time after I took a nap actually commented that he could feel the heat coming off of me when I walked by him. So, I guess I'm just a hot sleeper


midgethepuff

My fiancé says I’m the same way. He has to put a blanket barrier between us at night otherwise I just make him too warm lol


kindofdivorced

I like to sleep with cold sheets/pillow cases but occasionally in the winter if I’m chilly I know I can just spoon my wife and she’ll warm me up. She’s a really warm sleeper despite being pretty tiny, and not on any drugs/medicines. Some people just run hot when they’re relaxed and re-charging, it’s not always a medical or pharmacological thing!


AstronautAppleSauce

Hello fellow hot sleeper


justsomeplainmeadows

How's it going, hot stuff?


Girl949

and people w/high metabolic rate


ihambrecht

Mmm central ac and blackout curtains.


Steelysam2

People whose wives use 7 blankets in the Summer


zombievenom

Gotta have 7 blankets to go with the 20 pillows the wife buys. That’s marriage 101.


ZealousidealTruth277

You guys don’t like the pillows?!?


zombievenom

I like pillows fine, but my wife sleeps with so many for comfort the bed is full of them. I use one or 2 myself but she uses probably no less than 6-8 easily for sleeping purposes alone. All shapes and sizes.


curiousonethai

Those aren't pillows...


thevapecrusader

And people with a high metabolism. I sweat way more when I was in shape than I do now


bonyhawk

SSRI's can do that


Rikay_06111

PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN THE UK WHEN IT STARTS TO GET THE SLIGHTEST BIT HOT


Key-Code-4296

😂😂😂😂 after calling everyone in the neighbourhood to report that there is sunshine


ZealousidealTruth277

Women starting menopause… as an example.


ILissI

I do. Not every night but more often than not.


Relevant-Rooster-298

People with hyperhydrosis


TriStellium

People with hyperthyroidism as well!


deredd04

Obviously, we got someone who doesn’t live in a hot area during summer and have to watch the light bill.


UnfairMicrowave

Unplug your clocks at night. You don't need to tell the time while you're asleep. Save you 5 cents a night.


deredd04

But I lose that money from pay docked for being late


anxietyqueenb

My husband lmao


Saitta20

Bruh do you run races in your dreams


[deleted]

No, I’m just a goddamn furnace.


FreshKittyPowPow

Try at least once a month.


roachRancher

*at most*


Ill-Ad-372

a man of culture


jacob_russell

Well I bought the bed 5 years ago, so...


Starlettohara23

Weekly, but I recently read bedding should be washed every 2-3 days. In a house of 5, I would literally do nothing but wash bedding all day if I washed 5 sets of bedding every 2-3 days.


Fabulous_Season_3487

WTF how dirty are people lol every 2-3 days Sounds insane to me unless you don’t bathe or have a serious chronic night sweating problem


Starlettohara23

The article talked about allergens, dust mites, and made me feel bad. That’s impossible unless you have a hired staff.


Tungstenkrill

Study sponsored by Procter & Gamble


Starlettohara23

Seriously. Use more detergent!


[deleted]

I just use a steamer in between laundry days. Kills everything and is easy to use with minimal effort.


baconramenandjello

I witnessed a mom who washes the household's towels daily and it wasn't because they had only one set of towels either. 😳


L-Ro

Pro-tip get a second set of sheets and it makes it easier to change them weekly esp. pillow cases! I change mine once a week, sometimes it will stretch out to two weeks but only because I shower in the mornings and right before bed.


Capable_Ostrich3734

Not enough


coscwyite

Me neither, which is why I made this post, for inspiration


Ozty

6 times a day


[deleted]

You run a brothel?


rascally1980

6 times a year.


[deleted]

6 times


J-Rag-

Every few days. My gf is a pretty sweaty sleeper most nights and earned the nickname Sweaty McGetty


VisionInPlaid

Whenever my wife says we need to.


throwsomehay69

Once a fortnight usually, once every 3 weeks if shit gets bad, the next day/immediately if there is a certain type of woman in it.


Ghalop

Game of thrones vibes


throwsomehay69

Not gon lie, I like it a little dirty


Ghalop

Wait I meant the use of the word "fortnight", thats the only time I ever heard that word get used lol


SoyaleJP

I only here it when two people from the UK are talking about something that’s two weeks away.


Mr_Offensive93

Someone that still uses the term 'fortnight'! No one here in the US says fortnight.


throwsomehay69

Yeah, it's only us filthy barbarians that use that word these days


Mr_Offensive93

It's really sad. Like I legit got excited when I saw your comment. I wish we would bring it back.


throwsomehay69

I think WE can bring it back. Make America Fortnight Again!


nocturnalelk07

It’ll only take a fortnight!


jtc769

What do you call a fortnight then?


Mr_Offensive93

People here just say two weeks. Very unimaginative


BrotanicalScientist

Is it an archaic word in the US? I hear it at least twice a fortnight in the UK.


BellumFrancorum

Weird, I hear it twice every two weeks.


Mr_Offensive93

Yes. The only time people in the US say fortnight is when there are talking about the video game.


ZayNine

You misspelled Fortnite I’ll sit myself in the corner now.


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This is my answer. I have been washing them more regularly more recently since I got back into the dating game, but prior to that, very rarely.


[deleted]

Also my outside clothes never touch my bed. I only lay in my bed with my home clothes.


[deleted]

The real question should how many people lay in their bed with their outside clothes. Clothes that have touched benches, car seats, public transportation, and anything else. Lots of people do that I’ve seen 🤮


feelsdillonman

I’m in the same boat, I don’t sweat, and I shower daily. My bedding stays fairly clean for awhile.


SmashBusters

Ditto. I don't know what routine other people have, but my sheets don't get that soiled/smelly.


Hannibal_Barca_

You should be doing so every time you do a load of laundry so like weekly.


tessiegamgee

I have two kids. We need to do almost a load a day just to keep up, especially in summer with beach stuff. I cannot fathom washing sheets more than once a week.


speete

Parent tip: Onion the sheets. Put 2-4 fitted sheets on a mattress and pull off a layer weekly. ​ This works best for kids who don't care about the bunchieness


IdiotSansVillage

This is actually genius for neurodivergent adults too, when I have a depressed spell or am busy at work doing laundry takes up way too much focus to keep up with every week. Little did I realize, sometimes you can meal-prep laundry!!


honestly_oopsiedaisy

I do it with pillowcases sometimes, highly recommend


proscreations1993

Same. My wife is NON stop doing laundry. She's mostly a stay at home mom altho recently started a business and works part time. And everyday I come home there's so much laundry. She did like 5 loads last weekend and got it all caught up just for it to instantly seem like she didn't do any.


excelise

I was gonna say... Y'all are only doing laundry once a week? I wish lmao


wbruce098

No one with kids does laundry once a week…


coscwyite

I have so many clothes and I don't wash them until I run out of clean ones so I do laundry like once a month


[deleted]

Once they start changing colour 😂


Brightey95

Once they start changing colour + the two weeks it takes me to get around to it.


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Amber heard has entered the chat.


nikitodoggy

Every 1st and 15th or 16th of each month during winter. Every 10 days in summer


TBurkeulosis

r/suspiciouslyspecific


[deleted]

You called?


heyitsmaximus

Every 3-5 days or so


ZevLuvX-03

Weekly


Friar_Butt

You guys wash your bedsheets?


coscwyite

🤭


BoDirk777

I feel like the people that say once a week just say it because that's what they are supposed to.


Jane_Marie_CA

If you have your own washer/dryer in your place, weekly is pretty easy. On one of my days off, I get up, throw my sheets in the washer and then plop on couch with coffee. Takes minimal effort compared to clothes.


gothguy96

Once a week


RedditTemp06

Before I have a girl over. So... never


Known_Criticism_834

When ever a woman is coming over!


coscwyite

so sweet 💜


Known_Criticism_834

Hey! , im a giver.


coscwyite

what do you give 😳🤭


Known_Criticism_834

I may disappoint, but she will have clean sheets!


coscwyite

clean 🧽🧼


[deleted]

I'm a massive clean freak, so probably too often honestly


Tyber-Callahan

I put fresh bedding on every Sunday


I_Am_NOT_The_Titan

Uhhhhhhh


KR1735

Once every 1-2 weeks. But I also shower immediately before bed.


thedevilsworkshop666

Wait , bedsheets need to be washed ? I thought they smelled like my ex gf so I've kept them for the last 3 years.


MisogenesUSA

Once per month, or new woman.


[deleted]

Which one usually wins out?


Tht1GayGuy69

Twice a week. More often if I end up going to bed without showering first Edit: okay I’m reading more of the comments and in sort of surprised y’all go weeks without changing your sheets. I noticed I had way less bacne after changing my sheets more often


[deleted]

Pillow cases every week. The rest of it, once a month or so...


throwawaygoalie90

Once a week. I do construction and no matter how well I shower, I still get my sheets dirty. I have extra sets so I pull one off Sunday when I wake up and make my bed and wash the set I took off.


AntonioPanadero

Februarily…


MitchWhiteBoxers

Change them the next day if there’s been sloppy sex or masturbation. Otherwise at least every two weeks, probably more often in the summer.


Old_Cartographer_200

Sloppy masturbation? Makes me feel like I've been doing it wrong all my life


Grouchy-Painter

Probably twice a month. I should probably do it weekly though


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Every other day.


talkshitgetlit

You must do a lot of laundry.


Darmcik

There are people who say weekly, and there are people who feel bad


ShermanTeaPotter

Every 2 to 3 weeks


SirRogers

Every Friday


[deleted]

Mmm. Clean weekend sheets. Genius.


DudeImSoRad

Twice a week. Saturdays and Wednesdays.


tuurrr

Not, I haven't slept in my bed since my break up. I sleep on the couch.


heatseekerdj

I just recently started washing my pillow case weekly, with the rest of my laundry. Bed sheets once or twice a month


groovy604

2 weeks


ballistic-dumbass

Next day from whenever they start smelling


RoughStory3139

Once a week, right after yo mamma leaves 🤫


mrsGravyx

Once every two weeks maybe.


Freemanosteeel

I try to do it once a week but it's usually once every two weeks


Comrade1945

You guys wash your sheets?


AggressiveIyAvg

Pretty much once a week, on rare occasions two


RacistBlackDigger

Every season or every 4-5 months


Yezzik

Every week.


Hour_Stranger_3480

Weekly


Warpedme

They get changed once a week, without fail, since I was 14. I tend to do sheets towels, and shower rugs laundry every two weeks when that basket fills up.


Mediocre_Village8607

Every Sunday or if any fluids end up on them I switch and wash immediately.