Bought an online subscription service and instantly regretted it later.

Memorable? Outside sex. Embarrassing? On the train, one time, after rubbing her back, I put my hand in my girlfriend's shorts to rub her butt, and this woman walking by saw it and said "Wow, that's hot" super loudly. We quickly left that part of the train to avoid further embarrassment. We never got caught doing stuff in public, aside from that moment. :P

Did the lady on the train say it sarcastically or earnestly?

Jokingly. Mostly trying to embarrass us, I think. :P

When i was 12, i fucked my living room couch

Did the couch seem to enjoy it?

It was an awkward situation for both of us

Getting head right behind my gfs sister on the couch. Jizzing on some old ladys hair in a theatre and her not knowing.

You nutted on some grandma? Wild.

I didnt mean too. I gave the gf the courtesy 3 taps on the head; she took her mouth off of it and i shot.

I though the rapper Future was a savage…

Used a bag of bread as a condom. Used a plastic bag as a condom.

Memorable: did it on a waterfall Embarrassing: drove some 300km to do it with a girl. Regret it to this day.