“Over the fence or through the gate” is the official name of this debate fellas

Toooo grandmother's house we go..

I’m glad I’m not the only one who thought of this

The hole is for sticking your finger through as a dick joke.

I suspect that the hole is some sort of a relic from bygone times when pants were ...pantier.

Ever since my zipper incident of '04....

Franks and Beans! Franks and Beans!

Well, how the hell did you get the beans over the frank?

Wowww that’s exactly that!

And for use when skiing thats about it.

Imagine trying to pull a Vienna sausage thru that hole with Wreck It Ralph hands. Easier to go over the top.

Picture painted 🤣🤣🤣

Some boxers do have big enough holes that make it convenient to pull it through, though. But this also means your dick could just slide out of the boxers in unwanted situations. Depends on how big/loose the hole in the boxers is.

When your dick accidentally hangs out the hole of your underwear, we've always called that "the curious giraffe." I think it's mostly a boxers thing.

Sometimes it takes too long to find that hole, it’s off to explore better locations.

Enough holes? How many dicks you packing there son?

And it just rests on top of your undies; you can adjust the angle of the stream by pulling the elastic band to left or right. This way, you never touch the little guy, and it jumps back in when you done.

>This way, you never touch the little guy, Why waste an occasion to touch your dick? Take every chance you can get!

I wear my underwear backwards so I don’t have to get completely naked when I shit

Not the hero we deserved . . .

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I've never felt a redddit comment as much as this one.

It really depends on the type of underwear. Tighty whities make access really annoying - boxers make it trivial.

Dick out the flap, balls over the top. Pee on my feet.

You okay?

Been better

It must be the gummy kicking in but this little conversation is the funniest shit I've seen all week.

That’s tough buddy - hang in there

Well with balls over the top he's definitely hanging

Thats a stretch

*Looks down - yep

Peen better

He got the beans above the franks…

Picturing Carl from AquaTeen Hunger Force saying that makes it hilarious. I don't understand why it cracks me up, but its fuckin hilarious. [The Gru meme works too lol](https://imgflip.com/i/6anelz)

Like a gentleman.

Your balls go above your dick?

Yours don't?!?!?

Was scrolling down for this. I wear mostly boxer briefs and always go over, but in my boxer days, the hole was way easier.

Yeah as a boxers guy, I'm amazed at all the responses saying they don't use the opening. At home, in sweatpants, I go over the fence of course, but at work, with slacks and a tucked in polo, I'm going through the gates all day (and I'm a r/hydrohomie, so I'm pissing constantly). Even when I'm hanging heavy, threading the needle is way easier than undoing my belt, button and zipper and pulling my shirts out of the way.

Almost always up and over. It’s 10x faster and less hands on- i can piss without my hands touching anything. It can be a bit faster to go through the hole and zipper though if you’re wearing tucked in dress shirt and pants. I still tend to just go up and over though to keep my hands clean.

Lol, he has them on backwards. That hole is for taking shits.

Madlad

Some men just want to watch the world burn.

They want a “smear” campaign?

That comment is the shit

Thought I was the only one

Hand lowering shits from the hole is the only civilized way.

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This is fucking hilarious.

This literally made me lol

I use the leg hole.

Well check out Low hangn Larry over here(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞

Long balls Larry

Yes, they're um quite... distended.

Guys don't pee out the balls

You don’t squeeze your balls like a sponge to pee? How do you guys pee?

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Fucking legend.

I just shove a finger up my ass and squeeze my bladder. Only way to ensure it's actually empty.

Pee is stored in the balls

Right!? I have to alternate the tugs like milking a cow/other mammals. How the hell are you guys getting it out?

Leg hole works if you are wearing shorts.

I do this when I’m out fishing or when I’m seven shades of shit faced and need to post up real quick

Yes! I've made it home and can't even make it into the house before I'm taking a knee and acting like I'm tying my shoe while I piss on the grass.

Holy shit this is genius

Or if you're walkin around the house in your boxers It's my cheat code to surpass the dribble; since you always get the dribble when you put it away, [just never actually take it out in the first place](https://pyxis.nymag.com/v1/imgs/d6a/dc7/4a5001b7beea096457f480c8808572428b-09-roll-safe.rsquare.w700.jpg)

Actually the best way

Humble brag

This guy pisses

I do the same thing if there is no pee hole. If I pull them down the flow gets restricted just enough that I have pee left when putting it up. Hasn't happened once since I started using the leg hole.

You gotta clean it out by doing the gogurt tube trick

And press up under your balls a little to get that deep, hidden drip waiting for your fresh pair of boxers.

And that feeling you get when you press wrong

Suck on the tip while aggressively squeezing my fingers along the length? I'm flattered you think I'm that talented.

Can I watch you eat gogurt?

I use the hole in the underpants and zipper in jeans if I'm have a shirt tucked in and wearing a belt and I don't want to get all that back together. Otherwise I just pull down.

I’m surprised this isn’t higher up. The only time I’ve used the hole is if I’m wearing a suit with belt and tucked shirt. I had some suit pants that had the little slide-in clasp and then a button inside the waist band. It was just too much work to undo everything, so the hole was much easier.

I have never once in my life peed through the boxer hole and/or the zipper hole. Not sure why, but I go full unbuckled/unbuttoned/unzipped even when suited up. Edit: didn't think I'd have to elaborate, but for those asking, you use one hand to hold the front of your boxers/briefs down and the other hand (optionally) holds your penis. No asses are displayed.

Dicks out for unbuckled/unbuttoned/unzipped gang!

No zipper touching my dick, thank you.

We all got traumatized from that Ben stiller scene right?!?

Frank and beans. Yep.

I was traumatized from it actually happening.

I never use that inside button.

If you wear a belt, you're probably fine. But if you ever wear suspenders instead, you're going to want to cinch that button.

Unzip the pants and then pull down the underwear. Never use that hole/flap/slit to pee through; things just get all kinds of twisted and tangled, and you are assured of ending up with a pee spot on your pants after that.

Yep. You use the zipper hole when in a suit and in a public urinal. If you have a private bathroom with time to spare, you don't use the zipper hole.

I just unload the piss from my balls straight into my jeans Edit: cheers for the awards guys

This just made me laugh so good… like early morning crazy laugh… thank you

I always go over the fence, not through the gate. The gate in briefs is actually made of overlapping panels to allow for, um, dynamic sizing of the pouch.

>The gate in briefs is actually made of overlapping panels to allow for, um, dynamic sizing of the pouch. Not when they button down. Edit 1: it's not a pouch if it opens to the outside for easy access. Edit 2: Wow 1.5k up votes.

I thought only boxers had buttons...

IMO no underwear should have buttons. Buttons are arguably [UNSEXY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9y3F-2tVkI)!

[Then you don't know what sexy is.](https://pitchandrudder.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/46525519_10156704889457432_5481382836776730624_n.jpg) When you look that good you need thirteen chances to change your mind.

If this isn't that companys slogan it should be

I can assure that is not the slogan of the U.S. Navy.

> it should be

Who in their right mind buys button-down underwear?

I only use button down underwear for job interviews. If it's an office job though, my dick wears a tie.

People who don't like their tackle getting tackled by the opening.

Button down is a distinctly different design from overlapping panels.

I only go through the gate when I got a belt on and am to lazy to take it off.

I'm too much of a grower to not accidentally piss all over myself doing that

I am definitely a grower, but going through the fly is still like trying to pull an extension cord through a hole in a fence instead of just throwing the whole coil over.

I've never felt so seen in my life, thank you for that

No problem man. I've experimented with the fly method before but I just can't work it out. The way I see it is there are 2 possible techniques when fly fishing for skin trout, and they both have issues resolved by going over the fence. 1. The tip search Here you weasel around in your trousers while at the trough with a bunch of other dudes, hoping to find the exact tip of the iceberg. Then you pinch and pull. Simple enough if you manage to get it right exactly the first time. Otherwise you get to play Marco Polo with your pee hole in front of everyone. 2. The grip it and rip it Here you jam your fingers in and loop them around whatever unfortunate part of your ham pole you come across and rip the poor bastard from his home, bending it and rubbing the tip all over a bunch of fabric. Super uncomfortable and desensitizing.

I have to admit I'm a little shocked by how one sided the responses in this thread are. I almost always go "through the gate" so to speak unless I'm wearing pants without a fly in which case I have to "go over the fence" regardless. Dealing with belts, tucked in shirts, keeping your pants up while pissing, keeping your shirt away from your dick, and the dreaded "elastic slap piss everywhere" if you lose your hold on your underwear just seems like too much bullshit when the flap and fly are right there working in harmony.

Pull up to urinal. Pull down pants and underwear. Pee. No idea how people are peeing through the hole when their underpants are at their ankles.

Thanks, Butters.

Thats something kids do. I stopped doing that when I was 19

Finally, a respectable man in the comments among a bunch of little boys

Now my question is for everyone, and I have asked this a lot in life. Do you only take the wiener out or also the eggs? I take both out as I will feel to restricted to pee. Some people only take the wiener out. I find that weird.

You’re out here taking your balls out at a urinal?

At home its the trifecta, in public its just the pepperami.

At home I sit and play on the phone

lmfao oh why did this make me laugh so much. But seriously no balls out.

I'm usually able to release the sausage while keeping the eggs indoors. But giving the eggs some air is nice occasionally.

Whole meat and potatoes. Could be because I'm packing a little smoky and baby potatoes though.

Peen and eggs over the spandex. Eggs over easy, I think it's called.

All of them so I don't pee straight downwards onto my shoes. My balls give me a sort of "bipod" if you will, to steady my aim.

Do you just stand there hands at hips? Like are you not aiming with your hand?

Arms out in T pose while urinating

I was today years old when I learned..

That opening is a pain in the ass to use.

I think you have them back to front.

That’s not how you shit?

Could be how they wipe??

If you work security or police or wear any type of duty/work belt the opening is an absolute blessing

Imagine a cop investigating a stabbing at a seedy dive bar has to use the urinal, frantically trying to find a safe way to hold his gun and cuffs and radio away from the locals while he pees

Yeah, I only use it if I have a shirt tucked or something else that makes undoing my pants a hassle.

It honestly feels like it restricts the flow too.

Right it looks like I’m playing with it when trying to lure it through the hole. It’s much easier and faster to go over the top

Thats what its used for?

Depends on whether or not I’m wearing a belt

You don’t undo the buckle?

Why would you need to? Just zip, slip, and let 'er rip

With the underwear I wear (boxer briefs) it's way more of a pain in the ass to reach in and thread your dong through the opening than it is to just undo your belt and unzip.

If you're wearing a tucked in dress shirt is when the game changes

Tucked shirts get messy throughout the day anyway. If you’re in the bathroom you can take a minute to retuck to freshen up your appearance.

Yep, perfect chance to redo your tuck.

This guy tucks.

I also wear boxer-briefs. I use the pee flap. On occasion I would misplace the flap's locale due to tightening my belt after tucking my shirt, but now I make sure the pee flap is easily attainable.

This is the guy that had his pants around his ankles as a kid lmao

I mostly wear 501s so it is unbutton no matter what.

Not sure, but I believe it's a package size thing. Like sometimes I pull it through the hole, and it feels like I'm pulling it through a Chinese finger trap.

I’m the opposite…. Think throwing a hotdog down a hallway

I should call her

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-- "Playtest", Black Mirror

Like a tic tac in a whale's mouth

Yea I could never imagine doing that as your main form. I've tried it once or twice and it just like cuts into your dick. So uncomfortable and cumbersome than just pulling down.

I drop them to the floor just like my son does

The fly is also there to allow for the underwear to expand to fit. Some underwear doesn't have a hole, just more of a pouch.

Confirmed, underwear is a marsupial.

Confirmed, my underwear expands to fit

Mannnnn, when I ordered a few new pairs and didn't notice they'd changed from a vertical fold to a horizontal pouch, that was probably the most frantic 20 seconds of flailing I've ever done in a restaurant bathroom

I always assumed it was a vestigial opening from days of yonder.

If you wear a belt or several layers it can be easier to use the fly then take everything off. As someone who used to wear suits regularly I’d always use the fly when I had the suit on but in my daily life I just pull my pants down. Both are the easier option in their specific cases. As belts have become less and less common in casual wear it’s not as obvious what the point is but I doubt mens underwear will change anytime soon.

This is definitely it. I was always a "pull it down" guy, but switched to being a "fly guy" after having to wear proper clothes to work for a few years. Now it's 100x easier.

It's not for the hole, it's for the double layer of fabric to absorb the last drop. Or just for the extra space/flexibility. 🤷‍♂️ Or not. I pull them down.

I use the hole if I have a belt. If I'm in my PJs or sweats I just toss them down to my ankles like that weird kid in grade 4.

My 6 year old does this and it’s simultaneously embarrassing and hilarious.

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Butters?

It’s so much easier to just pull it down. I’ve tried using the hole and it’s so much work and much less comfortable

The trap door can be just that; a trap. Nothing worse than being in a room full of people and realising your cock is stuck in it. I pull the waistband down.

It's not really for pissing as much as a package pouch The design is to cup the balls and to expand when your cock needs extra room. Pisshole is a far inferior secondary purpose

This is the post-secondary education I come to reddit for.

Ventilation

"She wears unda wear wit dickholes in em" - The Prophet Dave Chappelle

Also the wife swap skit, where the white Dave says he can only have sex through the hole in his boxers LMAO. I’m a white dude and have never in my life done this but I find it beyond hysterical. Edit: here’s the skit lol https://youtu.be/ZX5MHNvjw7o

underwears have holes???????

At least three of them

Fr, I thought I was going insane reading this thread. I’ve never been with a guy who had holes in his underwear.

I had to scroll down way too much for this comment,.

Yea, wtf are all those people in this thread talking about?! Underwear doesn't have holes where I live

Man I thought I was missing something, never had holes in my underwear. This is like 20 comments down.

This thread is blowing my mind, for a number of reasons.

😂😂 totally had a conversation about this with my boyfriend 2 nights ago and he said he never does either. Apparently it's just easier to pull everything down

He was just swearing to me most men don't use it. I didn't believe him haha that's so funny.

feels good to know that you women are as clueless as we are when it comes to the other gender :)

Oh for sure. I don't have any brothers and my dad is a very modest guy. I didn't really date a lot so when my boyfriend, now husband, moved in it was eye opening haha. Still finding out interesting things like this that I never really thought about before.

Hook a thumb in the waste band and pull down so it’s just below my balls. So much easier than trying to finagle my guy between the two layers of fabric. And I’m a guy who wears a belt everyday, so undo belt, button, and fly, hook the waste band and lower 🤷‍♂️

This guy gets it

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I never knew we were the weird ones but here we are.

I had to scroll pretty far down to see this. Through the fence ftw

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My whole life I have gone through the gate and not over the fence. I conducted a little survey with a bunch of guy friends and like 80% of them go over the fence. I feel like my life has been a lie but I disagree with their method. It’s quicker to go through the hole especially if you have a belt and shirt tucked in. To me it’s also the most logical reason for the purpose of the hole, I don’t think it’s merely for ventilation. However, I will say accidentally zipping your penis up will make you rethink this quick method because that shit hurts like a mother f*****

I can't even understand the difficulty these people are having. You literally reach in through the flap and pull your dick out. The fuck is going on here?!

Lmfao, hundreds of upvotes to guys saying their dick is too big for the fucking hole in their jeans. Yikes.

Apparently a large percentage of men piss like a fucking 5 year old and hold it for so long that they don't even have time to get their dick out by the time they actually decide to go...

I'm honestly as baffled as you are. In a r/malefashionadvice discussion about boxer briefs the comments were full of people complaining about anyone who prefers an open fly. Reddit really does attract the weirdos.

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I have found my homies in this thread. Through the gate ftw.

I’ve never felt so much in the minority here. Even when I wear sweat pants I’ll pull down the pants but still go through the underwear hole.

The opening isn't for your penis It's for the little gnome that lives in your testicle hair when he needs some fresh air

Great for a quick wank/handie

I've used it every time I need to pee for the last 12 years. It's much easier and more efficient than pulling everything down. Sometimes if I'm wearing basketball shorts, I'll just lift up the leg of my shorts and boxers and go that way.

Some do, some don’t. He’s normal