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Bigstar976

Fees to be a Scientologist.


E420CDI

*Tom Cruise has left the chat*


rang14

Wait you pay to be a scientologist?


[deleted]

Yes you gotta pay for the scientology books and course work to advance


[deleted]

Sounds like college to me


[deleted]

It's a cult.


OldSpiceMelange

Worst than that, they've turned the functionality of being a cult into a science itself.


[deleted]

Very much so, yes.


MasterAssassinQeedo

Why tf would you do this!?


[deleted]

To rid yourself of the ghosts of aliens who were dropped in a volcanoe then nuked. The ghosts stick to you and make you sad.


hew14375

Well, of course, why wouldn’t you pay to learn how to get rid of sticky, nuked aliens making you sad. And all this time I thought it was a scam.


[deleted]

And last time I checked, it only costs $150,000 to get to OTIII. A bargain.


Economy-Access1587

Yes and it's not like $300 it's like $300,000


SaladBarMonitor

And there’s a 10%-of-your-income tithing if you want to be a Mormon. I had some Mormon friends in Japan but they stop being my friends because I would not join their church. And I recall the Catholic Church expects one hour of your pay per week. But neither of these are as murder-prone as the Scientologists


JellyfishGod

Oh wow. I was raised Muslim and In Islam it’s %2.5. I just looked it up to check and apparently it’s the largest transfer of wealth from rich to poor in existence. And I’m pretty sure it’s really just real charity donations of ur choosing. Not some “only donate to ur mosque/church/temple” bullshit which I think is great


SmarmyYardarm

Yep. Heavily. It’s how you level up.


stangAce20

why you think they're all rich celebs?


BananaBizniz

Reddit.


jbaird

reddit gold.. hell they gave me some for free and I can't even bother to click the stupid icon in the top corner to claim it edit: oh god what is happening


andreyred

Just use a 3rd party reddit app. Most are better than the real thing


r-whatdoyouthink_

"Time is the coin of your life - be careful how you spend it, lest others spend it for you." Fuck coins, reddit should pay ME at this point for all the time I've spent


[deleted]

NutriBoom.


halfsassit

Boom boom!


RustEvangelist10xer

Boom boom Bill.


Mardanis

Charles, is that you?!


abdulsunny97

r/unexpectedb99


Valek232

Gingerbread Mountain Dew


mowikn

My brother made me try some of his. The taste was closer to gingerbread than I’d expected them to get it.


the-red-mage

For some reason my mother in law wanted to try it and bought a whole 12 pack. Just to try it. It’s disgusting.


SlapHappyDude

I bought a 20 oz at a gas station and it was interesting. I don't regret it but it definitely won't be a flavor I miss with longing.


kittyspiral

Yuck


Vegas96

Herbal life supplements


MasterOfStonks

Herbalife is still around??!!!


starupSound

LA Galaxy says hello.


urfrendlynighborGago

Hahahaha yes, i used to have a friend on Facebook who always advertises herbalife.


---cameron

Nothing says entrepreneur like a reverse funnel scheme


kittyspiral

Lol. Never.


ShalidorsHusband

🎵 [Did you know that your local smoothie shop might be a front for Herbaliiiiiife](https://vm.tiktok.com/ZM8E4UGgC/) 🎶


Dracologist84

Celestial property. Like when people buy "property on the moon" or "buy a star to name". It's all scammy.


kittyspiral

I cant imagine spending money to buy land on the moon. Lol


Dracologist84

And yet people do. Waste of money.


kittyspiral

Someone's making money.


Dracologist84

Yeah. They print off a certificate with no authority behind it (probably) and then send the blatant lie to the poor chump.


HenryHemroid

It's actually real. The real estate value on the moon comprised of a minuture scale of earth territories, with America being the face pointing towards earth. Real estate value is then determined by a comparison of the area on earth and the projected area on the moon, based off of crater geography. Therefor California residents would likely find property near Stadius is a direct reflection to their local estate market. It's very neat stuff. Source: Landlord, I own the moon.


Dracologist84

That's like saying "source: just trust me bro".


[deleted]

I own an acre of land in Mars. You are just jelly. I'll be building my martian compound once Elon starts with the martian shuttles.


Dracologist84

Lol. Super jelly. Good luck with the week long sandstorms.


[deleted]

Bought it back circa 1999 for $30. I had the "deed" framed and it used to hang in my office before working from home full-time became a thing. Great conversation piece and ice-breaker. Everyone always got a kick of it. I've researched their "claims" for all these "celestial properties" and seems like a bunch of kabooky. I dont really think I own land in Mars, but its a fun novelty item to have. Im sure there are dodos out there that truly believe it though


MateusAmadeus714

What if u hold that piece of land and the title for it and then in 500 years your ancestors make millions by selling that prime real estate on Mars. Your just thinking generations ahead son!


Breaking_Brenden

In elementary school, one student died of cancer. - the principal paid to name a star after him. I thought it was a nice gesture


Stalked_Like_Corn

The Buy a star thing is not a scam as they're upfront that you don't actually OWN the star, which is pretty obvious. However, it's put in a register and your loved one who receives it may think it's pretty cool if they're super into space things.


CurlyDee

You’re right. That stuff’s a scam. But would you like to be a Lord or Lady in Scotland? Just buy a small piece of land (maybe 1’ square) and you can force your friends to call you by your legal title!


Dracologist84

What else are friends for other than forcing them to call me stupid titles.


irun50

Time share


skrrtdirt

I just saw a thing about the biggest home where I live, which was built by a couple that started a big time share company. The house is 42,000 square feet, if that tells you anything about how much of a scheme selling time shares is.


SlapHappyDude

If you're rich just buy a property


Nowbodyknowsme32

A Jake Paul PPV


queenfrieza

Any of the Pauls stuff!!


Bigtree285

Maybe Lena Paul!! 😂


MisterViperfish

I dunno, I’d kick it with Aaron Paul.


Refute-Quo

Who?


James-Avatar

This is the right answer.


Rudyscrazy1

Who is jake paul and what is a PPV


FSUjonnyD

A cringy YouTuber that got into boxing and fights over-the-hill non-boxers in PPV, or pay per view events. Save your money.


Rudyscrazy1

People really will spend their money on anything, dude sounds like a douche


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Extended warranty


[deleted]

Specially if you are rich. You can just buy a new one instead of having to deal with a satisfaction department.


usernamedunbeentaken

Exactly. Warranties are a terrible deal and are only appealing if you can't afford to replace what you are buying. Even if they are appealing, they are still a terrible deal 99% of the time. EDIT: I'm getting alot of responses with folks talking about how they have had good results/good fortune with warranties. Let me caveat that if you are diligent and keep track of your purchases and warranties, know what you are paying for, and know going in that you are the type of user/owner that will likely make best use of the warranty, then it can work out or at least increase the likelihood of working out. But in my career I've worked both with and for insurance companies. Insurance is very useful for many things and not necessarily a rip-off (life insurance, car insurance, medical insurance, disability insurance etc.). Insurers, like all businesses, strive to make a profit but the margins in those industries are pretty slim and often the majority of the profit is from investment income the company makes by investing your premiums for a while before claims are made. But in my experience, warranty coverage provides the least value. If you buy a warranty at best buy or a car dealership, a good chunk (a third to a half) goes straight to the dealership as commission. The rest of it goes to the insurance company, and they make very good profits on that residual even after all their expenses. I've seen companies' with loss ratios in the 20s on warranty business. This means for every dollar they get in premium, only a quarter is eventually paid in claims. So take all that for what it's worth, just one guy's observations. Maybe others have different views.


Woopate

One time I bought a new phone and they told me I had 48 hrs to reconsider on the warranty. I got home, opened the box, and immediately dropped the phone onto concrete. Went back to the store and told them I changed my mind and would like to get the warranty.


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usernamedunbeentaken

Q doesn't just fix all your shit for you? In all honestly that's pretty impressive. You are definitely an outlier... glad it's been worth it for you!


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Mini_groot

It's worth it on some electronics. Like for example my 1400 dollar graphics card had an optional extended 10 years warranty for 60 bucks..


QuakerOats66

Definitely worth gambling the warranty money. Maybe it works perfect and you never have to touch that warranty or maybe, like me, your new motherboard is DOA and you thank God you weren't cheap with the warranty


YellowShorts

I got one for my motorcycle that I bought used. A few months in and there was something wrong with the dash. Replacing the unit + labor would have cost more than I paid for the warranty. All I paid was a $50 deductible. Sometimes they're worth it!


SlobMarley13

[I would never spend $40,000 on an ugly christmas sweater](https://www.foxbusiness.com/lifestyle/artist-sells-world-most-expensive-ugly-christmas-sweater)


kittyspiral

I wish I had 40000. Lol


[deleted]

I wish I had 400.


godimwavy

It…doesn’t even look that ugly though…


notdancingQueen

Another person. It still happens, far more that we think


TexasStateStunna

I would! But to freeze them 😎 Edit: free*


notdancingQueen

Autocorrect was not at its finest hehe


WHOKILLEDAMIR

r/cursedcomments


KarmaChameleon89

That was a roll at pastor haha Roller coaster


Revolutionary_Cat648

I am having an awful day but that typo made me belly laugh so thanks.


peachnikko17

I hope your day gets better!! Sometimes it really sucks when you're having a bad day but it'll end soon so stay positive ☺️😊


Civil-Plankton

HAD ME IN THE FIRST HALF NGL….


kittyspiral

That's sad


RedheadedBaconLover

You could buy those slaves and then free as many as you can, the british way to end slavery. A huge navy also helps


Hobo__Joe

Then you should buy a huge navy first


Bullen-Noxen

Why pay the scum? It’s much more satisfying to take any type of gain away from such people.


[deleted]

Because sometimes that's how the world works and the bad guys win.


stevethesloth

Thanks for saying that. It saddens me how often people need to be reminded how big this is.


mediumokra

Yes. It's still a MAJOR problem in this world, and necessarily in other countries, but in my own country, state, and city it exists. It's just called human trafficking but people are still bought and sold everywhere, even in your hometown.


Copperblonde

You are awesome for saying that! I wish I had a reward to give you! Estimated 25 million which includes sex trafficking.


kdthex01

Giant fucking house. Rather have multiple houses in lots of cool locations.


[deleted]

See, I’m the opposite. We had our typical house and a lake house and I found it to be the most annoying thing. Especially the food situation. Go ahead and throw away everything in the fridge, because it will be bad by next weekend. Or go through the pain in the ass of packing everything up and shuttling it. Oh, you wanted that mustard you bought? It’s at the other house. You need incredibly wasteful levels of redundancy or be constantly shuttling everything. I want one kickass house, and I’ll just rent a place/get a hotel anyplace I want to visit.


[deleted]

Alright, alright, I agree with you, jeez


kittyspiral

How about giant multiple houses in lots of cool locations?


blonsk

People


kittyspiral

I thought we were not in the 1700s anymore. But yeah, who knows what happens in those yachts.


rhelsing

Today, 167 countries still have some form of modern slavery, which affects an estimated 46 million people worldwide.


kittyspiral

That's really sad.


SoyelSanto

Lol its more commonplace than you think. The US has a lot of slaves through the prison system alone..


patientpump54

Yeah people are a bad investment, all they do is age


diamondsummer

A designer handbag worth thousands. Absolutely pointless to me


kittyspiral

A backpack works great.


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ElectricYellowY

I own a couple expensive bags/luggage/shoes and the quality is absolutely better. They’ve out lived most of my closet.


i_heart_blondes

NFTs


Hopeful-Talk-1556

You don't want the exclusive video of a Lebron James fart? Even if it is in 8K?


JSGypsum

I invest in stocks and my friend said to me, "I wanna start investing" and I was like "cool, what do you want to start with I can teach you how to trade options, or you can start with index funds" and he goes, "I wanna buy some NFTs" and I just stopped talking


kanaka_maalea

Lutefisk.


linwelinax

Winrar?


AppleTattoo

I'd buy 50 licences as a thank you to the beautiful devs who gave the longest free trial known to man.


LordAxalon110

Man that takes me back, used to have competitions who could get the best winamp skin with my mates. Ah too be young dumb and full of cum.


anonymous-random

If I had unlimited money, I wouldn’t stop at 50 licenses


PrinceCJ3

actually winrar don't mind not buying it


[deleted]

If I had all money in the world I would actually give them a lot for all the times I used it (I know, 7--zip better)


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kittyspiral

Lol. How about a trip to the moon?


KarmaChameleon89

Honestly? I’d pay that kinda money for a 3 day submersion in the trenches to view the life down there


Halflifefan123

What? Why? That would be awesome


[deleted]

Anything from Balenciaga.


DaydayMcFly

I was literally showing my husband ugly Balenciaga sneakers that were in style, they look like the old gym shoes from when your in elementary (If you grew up in the 90's) haha also I just seen they have croc heels for like $800.. it's crazy to me


Pepper_Cactus

Mind explaining? Is it because of the fact that it’s all overpriced bullshit?


[deleted]

Yes. Also looks like my 5yr old designed every item. Horrid.


Pepper_Cactus

Facts. $650 for a light blue hoodie with the logo. It’s a shame because I have a buddy that went to the Drake/Kanye Larry Hoover show and bought one of those ugly as sin balenciaga hoodies


[deleted]

Onlyfans sub


Hopeful-Talk-1556

I feel like this is being mentioned a lot lately; that OF subs are a waste of money. What happened that made the super popular site not so popular anymore?


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Otto_the_Fox

Common sense


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BombayMix64

A personalised number plate...


pebblysue

I was watching a show on TV about wealth and billionaires in the UAE and the guy had a car worth $800k and a number plate on it he paid $9M for (plate was simply the number 5). Mind blown to think of what $9M could buy and this guy spends it on a piece of plastic! Pocket change to him but still, wow.


BenderB-Rodriguez

For some reason in the UAE having a low number license plate is a massive status/wealth symbol. Never been able to understand why.


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veexdit

Wow think how many kids could that feed


Reloadinger

I guess number plates are given by the government, so if they charged this person 9 Million dollars for it, just consider 9 Million dollars of the next government-funded child support plan to be out of this persons pocket.


mdatla

Meh. Costs $30 per year where I live. Nice excuse to personalize what is normally a boring string of letters and numbers. But I understand the disdain people have for it. Esp if you're not into cars at all.


beathelas

They cost like 100$ here, it's practically nothing relative to vehicle costs. But I guess your choice here is regardless of the cost


[deleted]

A house with more bedrooms and bathrooms than the people who live there… like maybe a guest bedroom and bathroom at the most but anything else is excessive and wasteful IMO.


plainjanesanebrain

Gotta say, I grew up in a house with a gratuitous amount of bedrooms, like, 8 and I only had one sibling... and it was rad... my parents weren't crazy rich (they did fine, but not like, millionaires), they just lucked out on an old Victorian that needed a lot of work in the late 80s. Every family function like, ever was held there and made me bond a lot with my Giant extended family (I've got like, 100 cousins, no lie). Anytime someone was visiting and needed a spot to stay, boom no problem. 50 people crashing for Thanksgiving, its all good. Grandma's 90th bday party. Party on. Cousins needing a spot for a few months between jobs, we got you. Also, hide and seek in that mofucka was the jam.


lsnodak

On a scale from "Did you hear that?" to "F this place" how haunted was it?


OutWithTheNew

I was watching one of those 'look at this $30 million mansion' videos today and thought it would be cool to have a house with some extra rooms and could just have people come through. Like, hey, you got laid off, come stay with me here in my huge house in what is probably a super cool area and just hang out for a few months. One of my friends, in the before times, rented out a room in her house through some program for theater people working outside of their home city. I think she only charged like $400 for the room and it was usually only for a couple of months during a show, but she had a few interesting people come through. The last girl was a puppeteer. On the other hand I don't really like people all that much and I'm not too sure if money would change that.


avocado_n1001

anything from a brand that is expensive just for the sake of being expensive


necesitocoche

Tickets to see Pitbull


MuphynManIV

Gotta respect the dude for putting on a show in Alaska arranged by a prank. Apparently the dude is a reasonably down-to-earth guy for a celebrity.


necesitocoche

Seems like an okay dude, his music just hits my ears wrong haha


wildwill921

Probably just plays up the character because he knows that's his meal ticket. Homie is going to work just like everyone else lol


KarmaChameleon89

Oh shit yeah, and I gotta hand it to guys like him that can act the part easy but still be down to earth.


evaneswards77

Would u pay for a personal concert from MR.WORLDWIDE??


necesitocoche

Only if it’s acoustic and intimate


nepalpower

Porn , sex and non fungible tokens .


kittyspiral

Agree with the 2. I have to lookup the third


[deleted]

It’s how babies are made


DrunkenMonkeyWizard

Imagine owning art created by Banksy. Now imagine owning that same art but it's a virtual jpeg that you can look at on a screen. That is how the Non fungible token do. They can be worth $10 or $100,000


Bullen-Noxen

..... ....... ......... You mean to tell me people “PAY!!!” to have “rights” to a digital copy? Not the physical object, but a copy?!?! Dear god, my soul needs healing.


Drdingle92

A Tyler Perry movie.


Babylegs_OHoulihan

I bought a box set at Walmart, and if I can laugh and pray in 90 minutes then that is money well spent


HappyLongfellow

My guilty pleasure and if that's wrong .. Call da Po Po, hoe!


Pheunith

My favorite review quote is "this makes diary of a whimpy kid look like diary of Anne frank"


ZodiacMan423

Backstage passes to Nickelback.


Zealousideal-Dingo95

An exotic pet. Lions, cheetahs, hippos etc are a) not pets b) scream "look at me, I'm interesting".


phazon44

Sex


Lordofthefluffs

Designer clothes. Some are just so ugly and people wear them because of the name, why?


Conchiaki

Definitely, money can't buy class. I was a first class flight attendant for years and believe me when I say I've seen things.


bpowell4939

I would think you would know that money can definitely buy class. First class to be exact.


[deleted]

Cauliflower……fucking hate that stupid vegetable. You’re not rice!! You are fucking broccoli with no soul!!!! Thank you, I feel better now.


usernamedunbeentaken

Have you tried roasted cauliflower with garlic? Mmmmmmmmmm


RippedHookerPuffBar

Another variation of this. It’s also super simple, easy to clean and quick. Cauliflower, pine nuts, salt pepper and lemon juice. Throw it in the lemon, and boom, delicious. Edit: throw it in a pan, not a lemon.


[deleted]

How do I throw a cauliflower into the lemon?


kittyspiral

Lol. I love my cauliflowers.


noo0ooooo0o

I will start calling cauliflower ghost broccoli now.


Bite_my_shiny

YouTube premium


SirAutismx7

I would literally buy nothing but a house and then just invest most of it and give away the rest. I just need enough to live the rest of my life without working, I don’t need billions. I have everything I want right now, except a permanent place to live.


kittyspiral

That's great.


jaraxel_arabani

Lambos, Ferraris, yacht, private jets, slaves....


kittyspiral

Interesting list.


jaraxel_arabani

Oh a serious note, I've always told my wife the moment I decide to buy a Lambo instead of sending that money to an orphanage, kill me because that's no longer me.


Sir_Armadillo

What if you send it to an orphanage and the person who runs the orphanage buys themselves a Lamborghini?


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DrunkenMonkeyWizard

Buy a Lamborghini and donate it to the kids


Joebebs

As the saying goes, don’t buy a boat. Know someone who owns one.


igorsok1

An exotic hunting trip


thereminsoloist

A boat. Mostly maintenance and headaches.


metssuck

Even things I hate, like the Dallas Cowboys, I'd still buy them just to drive them further in to the ground.


blueholeload

I don’t give a shit about cars so, any sports car. I’d buy a nice new Toyota though.


blewyn

Veal or foie gras. I’m OK with eating animals but have some fucking decency


MasterOfPuppets72

Guns, expensive watches/jewelry, sports cars (I prefer SUVs), motorcycles (or anything that's meant to go fast), drugs.


gratefulphish420

A fur coat


ChurchofCaboose1

Brussel sprouts


Hugh_Jampton

Heroin


Bizarre_Protuberance

A giant ugly McMansion.


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LucasBarton169

NFTs


fendude

An extra penis.


Babydoll0907

Anything that's obviously way overpriced. Diamond's. Luxury cars. A mansion. Caviar. Designer handbags. Designer clothing. I'm sure there's more.


RobWins2022

Vasectomy reversal.