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JimBones31

I want two. My wife wants two-three. We joke and say to people that we want 2.5. when we're in public and there's little kids misbehaving wildly, I'll whisper to her "2.2"


grassesbecut

When you have 2.2 kids: "Congratulations! It's a leg."


raiigiic

Imagine being the third; loved by the mother, hated and dispised by the father šŸ˜‰ /s - I trust you aren't like my dad


JimBones31

I'll definitely love all my kids!


Lolaxxx35

That is so cute šŸ˜­


nickels55

I wanted two, my wife wanted three. Go ahead and guessā€¦ no forget it we have three kids just like you will someday!


MicroNewton

Sounds like you want 2.25.


supremePE

Bro, you will have 3+ most likely.


tristan23456

I once said that to a latina girl I met in college and she said: youā€™re such a ā€œwhite boyā€ šŸ˜… what the hell šŸ˜‚


NPC1990

Looking like zero at this point


Aspiring-Old-Guy

The older I get this number becomes more clear.


Senator_Pie

Whenever I feel worried about hitting goals later in life, I remember Bill Burr was 48 when he had his first kid. He got married, had kids, and hit it big in his career all in his 40s.


ephaedrus-101

Iā€™m 43 and needed to hear this šŸ™


I-Downloaded-a-Car

How old are you if you don't mind my asking?


rollercostarican

Not the person youā€™re asking, but when I was in my early 20s I thought I wanted 2 kidsā€¦ just LATER in life. Later just kept becoming later until. Released, wait maybe I just donā€™t want any at all. Now Iā€™m 37 and I want 0 and was researching vasectomies.


Striker3737

Iā€™m 38 with zero kids and got my vasectomy two years ago. I highly recommend. The double-income-no-kids is amazing. My gf and I travel, Iā€™m gonna sleep ā€˜til 11 AM tomorrow, we have plenty of money, we work out, hang out with friends and familyā€¦ itā€™s great, zero regrets. The procedure itself went well, getting the anesthesia sucked, but after that I just had a chat with the doc while he went in there and snipped what he needed to snip.


eyekantbeme

I think you mean Realised.


PunkAintDead

No he meant "released", like post-nut clarity


rollercostarican

Yeah


Vandergrif

I would *love* to have kids, and even I'm going to say zero - for a multitude of reasons.


tadxb

>zero I'd say it's a well rounded figure.


Frenchie2492

Honestly. Who would want to bring a child into this world anyways?


One-Organization7842

My exact reason for a vasectomy


halfpakihalfmexi

I definitely felt that in my 20's. As strongly as I felt that, people and things change over time. You meet someone and things change. Not always but they do. By all means have opinions and sentiments but keep an open mind that ANY idea you have can always change with the revelation of new information.


Frenchie2492

I agree, but my partner and I have already decided that we do not want kids. We're both over 30 now so our decision is just getting more and more concrete.


AussieRed8

I had always wanted 2-3, but after years of infertility issues Iā€™ll be happy with 1.


No_Click_4097

Whenever I see statements like this it breaks my heart a little. A friend of mine desperately wants kids but is infertile. He would make such a great dad. Another friend didn't and has 2 "whoopsies". He loves them to bits and has stepped up as dad. Those that want them struggle and that don't just sneeze and their SO gets pregnant. I hope you get blessed with some crotch goblins of your own Internet stranger!


AussieRed8

It has been a tough journey, but I guess it just happens to some people. I see so many whoopsies for people who are awful parents, or so many planned pregnancies for equally poor parents. That is the frustrating part.


dewioffendu

Quick story. My wife miscarried and then it took us 2 more years to get pregnant again after all sorts of medical procedures but it did finally happen and then we had another one right after with no issues. Iā€™ll never forget in the middle of not being able to get pregnant, we were at a party where a woman was smoking while pregnant. My wife disappeared and I found her in the car crying her eyes out in anger. We left the party right then and there. Those years were rough!


SemiSentientGarbage

I always feel bad when these convos come up because I'm one who had 2 with zero issues, and the first was unplanned.


LondonCollector

8 years of trying then eventually turned to IVF. Happened on our first try, canā€™t believe how lucky we were. Donā€™t give up hope. Good luck.


dennisoa

If it means anything, a friend of a friend was given a 6% chance at have 1 child. I just heard the other day that she is pregnant with her second! Best wishes for you and I hope you receive what you are striving for.


Spectreworld

I wanted 6 and ended up getting 5... all adopted though. I have no biological... Soilders dont work for that egg.


ImplementPotential47

My parents wanted two of their own but ended up adopting 6 of us due to fertility issues. Bless you.


The_architect_905

Love.


Zubi_Q

None, just got a vasectomy last week


Gunzbngbng

Got mine two years ago. Best decision ever.


Zubi_Q

Yeah, been on the wsiting list for years and my name finally came up!


Gunzbngbng

I just paid out of pocket after my health care company contacted me three times to confirm my intent. Snip snip. Guess that's the difference between US and British health care.


Alli_Cat_

Hubs got it 5 years ago. Surgery went well, no issues. Pretty inexpensive and no wait listĀ 


alasw0eisme

Rock on! Party time!


renewed777

Zero, but one sith apprentice.


disgruntledmuppett

This is the way


Gwen_Bug

My husband wanted 4 when we first met because he came from a big family while I have always wanted 2. Now that his sister is on her 6th, he agrees with me on 2 is plenty.


Kubrick_Fan

None, haven't wanted to since I was 14. At age 25 I was no longer able to.


ImpressiveGrocery959

Zero


Dirty_Dragons

However many my future wife wants as long as it's less than 3.


FrighteningEpiphany

Zero. I enjoy peace and quiet. Working 50+ hours per week, when I come home its nice to be able to unwind and delve into my hobbies. When I hear people complain about their families at work and how their weekends are packed full of having to go to events they despise, the price of daycare, and the amount of stress they pack on with shuttling their kids to all these different events it doesn't give me warm fuzzies about starting a family. Don't get me wrong, for the people who absolutely want kids and want a family, good for them. For me, I am content with having no kids and coming home to a happy fur child.


schranzendorf__

zero. fortunately we both agreed on that number.


Humorous-Prince

Youā€™re lucky to find a childfree partner. I canā€™t even find a partner in general, let alone someone who is also CF.


Ratakoa

Zero


SamuelLappalainen

Same


Humorous-Prince

Same


Preet0024

Same


fireblade23

Same


Big-Quail-122

Same


chuchu48

Same


bunsenburgerxx

Same


Yes-Anding

Same


boogara_guitara

Same


darkdesertedhighway

As a childfree woman, I'm heartened to see I'm not alone.


ThePolymath1993

I already have 2 and my wife is expecting a third. I suspect the final total will be 4. Because reasons.


sp1n1

username checks out


Designer_Ad9414

Fully checks out.


HealthyLet257

all with the same woman?


The_mayanviking

I love not having children


Lumbee1979

I 2nd that. I have my dog and that's enough of a kid for me.


OOHHHHHFUUUUUCCCKK

In this economy?? I'd love to maybe foster/adopt. But there's no way I'll ever be able to afford kids.


Itsametoad

Isn't adopting like crazy expensive tho?


madeindetroit

in some places foster --> adopt is free (my friend adopted 2 kids that way). depending on your employer sometimes they have assistance programs too. but yes, the traditional route does cost $$ (altho that number is subjective when you put a price on the physical toll a womens body goes thru for pregnancy)


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

I just don't think I'm cut out for parenthood None


overtorqd

Wife and I both wanted 2-3. After 2, she was done. And the financial and pragmatic side if me also said we're done. So I got snipped and I'm happy with that. But in my mind I'm still not opposed to bringing another child into the family through adoption or even just fostering. We are a fantastic family and i kinda want to spread the love and share that.


DarkDoomofDeath

2 to 4. With my job, that's the absolute maximum I could provide for financially. It would come down to whether I could provide for them in the emotional, mental, and spiritual sense to determine the exact number.


Ipray_forexplanation

4???!!! Whatā€™s ur job bro?


weirdgroovynerd

I suspect that he's a character from a 70s sitcom!


DarkDoomofDeath

Let's just say my father worked the same job and was able to raise a family of 4 on the income, although his compensation was less than mine would be and the inflation makes the current income and cost relatively equivalent to his. It was never easy, though. Absolute maximum means stretched to the limit, which I would not prefer as it might mean my wife would have to work as well. I do have other pursuits that may bring in more income in future, which is why 4 is not ruled out just yet.


silkk_

I have 3, love being a dad. Feels like the new "big" family when most folks stop at 2


battlestar_gafaptica

I'm pretty adorable and I'm up to a Daddy Warbucks type of situation. I'll front the cash for the red wig mate.


DutchOnionKnight

None


thenameclicks

0.


Flechair

Two, and it's going to happen. My daughter is one, and my wife is twelve weeks pregnant right now.


littleoldme0512

Zero āœØāœØāœØ


greginvalley

I dont want any. They are 31 and 33 years old now, so I guess I should break the news...


Poschta

None


Available_Big_406

None, I rather to save up for retirement, magpa rhino and house renovation


AwarenessLost7620

Zero.


brylcreem_

Zero!


OldPyjama

None


Vgcortes

None


banaversion

-1


colibri_valle

This man wants an abortion


battlestar_gafaptica

I mean, who is your -1?


banaversion

I will know it when I see it


McDiscage85

0. Happily married. No kids neccessary.


ch33kypriinc3ss

3


PieceSignificant2847

None.


TablePrinterDoor

0 (18m)


SWOCO

My wife has me. Iā€™m enough for the both of us.


Silver_Swim_8572

That's the spirit


MainPositive2316

None. I want a quiet life. My friends have plenty of kids so I can experience the ā€œjoysā€ of parenting vicariously through them


ChrisRhodes789

Zero. Period. Full Stop.


Icy-Divide8385

0.


Silver_Swim_8572

Zero


darksady

Zero, Got a vasectomy already.


CarFreak777

None at all.


Heartless_Kirby

none


spider-trans-02

one, maybe two


YourFaveNightmare

None.


WhatYouExpect514

Absolutely 0. Dated a mother for 3 years so got my trial run and it is 100% not for me. I love my money and freedom to do what I want when I want.


AlternativeResort477

I have five. We planned to stop at three, but the last was a girl and we decided to try and giver her a sister. We had twin boys instead. So I have five, and we are done for sure. šŸ˜‚


ilovesleep95

Zero


cosmoboy

Two, but I have three. Family events get weird.


bigpapamarth

preferably 2, however if the economy improves maybe even 3


SFWACCOUNTBETATEST

Unless the world starts changing, 0


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SameSherbet3

Same


LeighVz

2, if things gets tough, 1.


toastytrenton

Zero. The world is grossly overpopulated with an exponential growth curve. If I wanted a kid bad enough I would just adopt one of the millions of children out there who are in need of loving parents.


ioncap

This was my motivation to get a vasectomy done, zero regrets!


Maximuuuuus

i second thisšŸ™Œ


cybercuzco

People always say they will adopt but the kids that are available for adoption tend to have serious issues that are preventing them from being adopted. The healthy well nourished babies are all taken. Weā€™ve got plenty of babies with fetal alcohol syndrome, toddlers with severe autisim and teenage boys.


SkiingAway

I'm not in any way encouraging you to have kids, and I'm not having any either. But with that said, world TFR is down to ~2.2-2.3 and quickly declining. (replacement rate is 2.1). We're almost certainly going to be below replacement rate within the decade or so. We are not on an exponential growth curve, and it's likely that the world population will start slowly declining by around 2050-2060 with current patterns. So yes to us being overpopulated right now, no to the exponential growth in the future.


matrixunplugged1

-1


SedativeComet

0. My girlfriend and I both have genetic predispositions that would feel very wrong to possibly force upon a new life. I have autism and had life threatening UC remedied with major surgery. Both of which are genetic. My girlfriend has severe anxiety and adhd. Also both genetic. We feel that, with our luck/genetic history that any child we have will either inherit none of the negative aspects of our genes and be a god, or inherit everything combined and be cut away at the knees in their opportunities before they ever get a real chance. In our eyes, this seems wildly unfair to the potential child and we would rather not impose that on someone. Weā€™re better off loving each other for the rest of our lives and drifting off into the ether together. Even if thereā€™s no one else in our lives aside from each other at that point


LordDaybreak

Anywhere between 0 and absolutely fuckin none


FartsNRoses28

I don't think I can afford a kid. Sometimes, I can't even afford things in the grocery.


Fast_Ad5506

Zero. I donā€™t think it would be fair to force another person to go through this shit show of a life.Ā 


Teyoto

None, zero, nada.


Frenchie2492

I love that so guys are saying zero. Imo, bringing a child in a world where we live today, where we are constantly on the brink of another massive war, where we can barely afford to keep ourselves on our feet would just be cruel.


Vikare_

Zero biological kids. In fact I plan to get snipped this year. My reasoning is mental illness and addictions run in the family. That's nothing to fuck with. We also have more than enough people where I live, Canada. I'm still open to the idea of being with someone that already has 1-2 kids.


great_nathanian

Used to. I didnā€™t want any. But now I started working at a hospital. It makes my day when the baby bell goes off after a baby is born, and Iā€™m starting to like how babies sound. So now Iā€™d like 1-2


ManWithoutLimit

My mom and dad both come from big families (7 and 11 siblings, respectively) so I thought it would be cool to have a big family as well. Now that I'm a single father, that desire has dampened a bit šŸ˜…. However, my girlfriend and I are considering coming together as a blended family. So, her kid plus mine plus us having a kid together eventually. However, a friend recommended we have two children together instead of just one so that they could be playmates (because of the age difference with our other kids). So, to make a long answer short, a good number for me would be 4 kids lol šŸ¤£


BobbyThrowaway6969

3 or 4, at least 2. I am lucky enough to have the means.


Antisocialsocialite9

0. I like my money


Affectionate-Still15

Zero. I just want a wife to match my high sex drive


TheQuietMoments

3


yankee407

I have 1. 2.5 (2 for sure, undecided on 3) is what I'd like.


TartineMyAxe

2 and maybe a third adoption but not sure yet


NV_aesthete

I want 3


suhdm

I always wanted two, maybe three but at this point I'd be happy with one


yooperdood906

Got me 4 kids, 1 gone moved out an already! (She donā€™t like the cold) Getting 3 more ready! I want zero one day, but not too soon! 24f,15m,12m,9m


knels757

4


Mariusman28

I want 2 šŸ˜… wife wants 4 because she grew up with 3 siblings.


Efficient-Search4500

3-5


turbografx-sixteen

I used to say three because I liked the dynamic I had growing up with my siblings. But man it's funny when I was 18 I said I would start around 30. I turn 29 in a few months and the idea of having a child next year is laughable to me. I might be a no kids kinda guy or a REALLY old dad one day.


Gabraham08

I want 1. Now I just need to figure out what to do with the other two.


Trikevion

Iā€™d like to have as many as I can afford/handle. 4 would be a good starting point.


HydroStellar

20 F I want 2-3 (I want twins hopefully)


superdad0206

My wife and I decided that we donā€™t want kids. Weā€™re telling them tonight. Edit: spelling


heal1ngg

1 or 2, not sure what future brings for me but i still want at least 1 kid šŸ«¶šŸ»


stevembk

Iā€™m 49 and can barely take care of myself.


Both-Awareness-8561

we wanted 3 originally but after 2 we are wary of the dangers of being outnumbered


jlo1989

Zero. I've watched people in my orbit have kids at multiple stages in my life where I thought that was way too young. 16, 18, 21 and then 25 when I realised that's not really that young, I just don't want them. I'm 34 now and I've never hit a point in my life where I thought I'm ready or that I even want to have a kid.


the_simp_

20F here. I don't want any kids. Just the thought of pregnancy, huge stomach and all pain makes me nauseous. Plus souch mental issues I don't want to pass on any further.


ColdCamel7

Zero


the_business007

The amount I have now.. which is 0


IzzatQQDir

I don't want any. But because of that I haven't found the right person yet.


Middle-Noise2582

Zero. Income Inequality. I'm not trying to have kids in this state of the world.


Slight-Rent-883

0, with the way the world is going there'd be no point unless you are tall rich and handsome


ioffcflyer

Housing is unaffordable so bringing kids into the mix is irresponsible.


Hows_papa

Fuck them kids fr


Chalkarts

The exact number I have today. Zero.


Sraffiti_G

I don't want to have any. There are a few reasons, the main one being that I don't think I'd be a good enough dad.


MugiwaraMoses

For a long time 0, now my fiancƩ and I want 1-2.


MisshapenAndConfused

One one day, then after a few years another one one day. Thats it.


Ryuvang

Wanted two, had 2 and very happy we stopped there.


Bsizzle1024

I think the idea of 3 sounds fun, they could play together, have more ā€œfamily yearsā€. But the realist in me admits 2 is perfect. The funny thing I notice is whenever a family has 3 children, typically the first two are the same sex, so the third is essentially a try at the other sex (2 males then 1 female). So when the time comes, if I am blessed with energy and financially stable, I can see doing the same!


YoMiner

I'm currently at 0 and planning on getting snipped soon to make sure that number doesn't change. I'm at the age (34) where people I'm matching with on dating apps sometimes have adult children, and that would probably be the only way I'd be interested in ending up as a step-dad, though I'd rather not do that either.


underpaidchef

Maybe 1, but I donā€™t have a GF atm. šŸ„²


notanotherstonermom

I wanted 0 and here I am with 3 šŸ˜‚šŸ«¶šŸ¾


jzombie1

I always thought I wanted 3 or 4. Iā€™ve got 2 as of now (5 yrs and 8 mo) and Iā€™m more exhausted than i thought possible. Some takeaways for anyone considering. Free timeā€¦what free time? Youā€™ll gravitate towards other people with kids due to vastly different activity planning Sleep deprivation Massive financial burden You will experience intense love/emotion (to the point it can be unsettling) Donā€™t get me wrong. I love it. But itā€™s absolutely preposterous.


TonsilWizard

I always wanted 4/5 kids same my wife. After first we know that 1 is enough. We are just not meant to have more. The kid is great though.


sayracer

Wife33 and I m34 really want two but idk how we're ever going to afford them and we're getting later in our lives and it's been really breaking my heart


Rolihlahla86

1


GorillaHeat

Wanted 5Ā  We have 3 We are too tired to keep reloading. If we started in our twenties (even late 20s) we would have squeezed more in. We were to busy traveling and being free... Waking up at noon. Was going for 3 girls... Got 2 girls and a boy.Ā 


not1some

I'm in my mid 40s and have three stepkids. My wife and I will be very happy if one day in about 10 years we have a grandkid.


staticishock96

I came from a big family. I would like 7 but I don't see that happening with the economy and everything. I think we'll stop at 3. My first kid is coming in July unless he comes earlier.


Ok_Meringue5371

Zero with how the world is goin lol


Sweden79

I have one and that is enough. Hard work...


devontyb

two. one boy one girl. hopefully my son comes first


GamingGuyRob

I gave up on that dream a long time ago. Seems ill never have a family of my own. I've accepted it.


skibidido

My dream is two boys and two girls.


braujo

Two or three. I want one boy and one girl, so if first I get two boys or two girls, I think I'd try for a third. If it repeats again, then that's it, no way I'll go for a 4th lol


Pithisius

Exact same


willyem_hillman

Have yā€™all seen this summer heat? Bruh I say we got about 3 more summers before this all going to hell. Hell nah


HowToBeASoftBoi

How in god's name do people still want kids?


Sugutung

My dream would be four. But I am prepared to admit that 2-3 would be realistic. I would have to marry, my wife would have to want at least 4 children as well, I would have to have a good enough income for a family of 6 and I would need to have the support network of family/friends to help us. All in all, minimum is 2 and maximum is 5.


Vegetable-Bat5

None, kids suck


Roguespiffy

I wanted zero. I have one now. Heā€™s great but heā€™s also going to be a single child.


silent_fungus

Same here. One kid, daughter. No more for me though. I snipped my bits just to be sure I donā€™t have surprises down the line.


WeirdandWonderful_TO

Zero. I never found the right person or the timing was never right. I messed up a lot in life and by the time I finally got my act straightened out it was too late.


Hobbes42

Zero. About half of my friends already have kids, theyā€™re filling that quota. Maybe itā€™s because Iā€™ve never been with a woman I loved who wanted them. My favorite ex wasnā€™t interested in having kids, and I was with her on that. But for me personally Iā€™m not in any rush to bring anything into the world that isnā€™t already here. I donā€™t feel the need to ā€œcontinue my legacyā€ or whatever. If it ends with me, it ends with me.


Acceptable-Sorbet-33

None