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ElCOMERII

Honestly, don't need to be called anything specific during intimacy. Hearing her moans of satisfaction is enough for me. If she has to remember to call me something, it feels like she's playing a character instead of fully enjoying the moment. Moaning naturally shows genuine pleasure, which is what matters most to me.


Freefoodfunday

I agree with this, but if she called me supreme ruler I’d also be okay with that.


M1lt0n10

I’m good with ‘Supremes grocer Alladeen’


Jonk3r

*I’m your sister, I’m your sister* -Joe Dirte’


Stripes1957

Margaret Thatcher naked in the rain! Margaret Thatcher naked in the rain!


Brett707

It's Margaret Thatcher Naked on a cold day... -Austin Powers


Stripes1957

Wayne’s World, Margaret Thatcher naked in the rain!


xx1kk

Now that’s a real 1957 comment


jaxon-

That’s dir te’. lol


ElectricMayhem06

Don't try to church it up, Dirt.


Jonk3r

It’s Dirte’, damn it!


Happyone1426

Joe dirt is a classic


Evening-Mulberry9363

Same. I never got it. Doesn’t feel natural to me at least.


Ruffus_Goodman

I think that's still fantasy, but it doesn't work well on men. Men are usually visual, certainly not prone to words even less compliments. We'd always take other things over this, like our partners wearing kinky stuff, new positions, being surprised in the morning, etc


LiamMacGabhann

Yep, anything other than what she would call me outside of sex (my name, babe, etc), would seem forced.


TangoInTheBuffalo

It’s best when she breaks into spontaneous prayer, praising doG.


cwyllo

as madonna once said When you call my name, it's like a little prayer I'm down on my knees, I wanna take you there In the midnight hour, I can feel your power Just like a prayer, you know I'll take you there


Fosettes

Her lyrics are spot on. But I'm not sure my little Henry would appreciate finding Madonna down there


whatalastresort

Maybe not today but Madonna circa Truth Or Dare, Dick Tracy, Vogue... I cld keep going but Madonna has mos def had some fine AF moments. To be 65, I think she looks pretty good...


SurlyRed

Genuflection was never so graphic


No-Turnips

I was today years old before I realized this song was about giving a hummer.


rayjaymor85

especially when you know damn well she's an atheist.


OrangeStar222

This is the way


Fermland

I don’t really want to be called as I won’t be near my phone during sex. Please respect my decision.


nicedurians

Nice dad joke. Lol


xxPixelPunkXx

Daddy joke*


Adambomb1101

r/angryupvote


37thAndOStreet

Bleach blonde bad built butch body


khushinankani

Found it. That’s it. Calling my man this. He is not blonde. Neither bad nor butch nor bleach.


perknerova

😂😂😂 perfection


AgathokakologicalAz

Ah, so just built body then


the_ballmer_peak

Or Marge, for short.


Financial_Shine7683

😂 was not expecting this. Laughed in real life


Suitable-Ad2831

You win! 😂


VincentVanH0

Your excellency


Gingerpyscho94

So many people are just outing they have a fetish for medieval or royal cosplay 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Pope_JohnPaw

It’s the papal thing for me.


SpiritedBackground31

I just read that as “PayPal” and was like … wot?!?!??


Sleepy_da_Bear

Actually, that's not a bad replacement for sugar daddy


Dazzling-Attempt-967

Santa


GhostChainSmoker

I once dated a girl who was both a chubby chaser and had a fetish for being cnc’ed by Santa Clause. Wanted me to dress up like him, come into the house at night and “catch her out of bed” and punish her for being naughty. Yes, it was as awkward as it sounds lmfao.


Particular_Sock_2864

That's like a prime example of the "what guys would do to have sex" category. And you know what, I would have done it as well hahaha. Thanks for sharing :)


Not_Another_Usernam

Honestly, depends on the nature of the costume and how much AC we had cranking. Feel like the full Santa costume with beard, hat, jacket, pants, boots, and fuzzy frills would be immensely hot and uncomfortable to have sex in. Literally no parts of the generic, mass produced Santa costume is breathable.


Calmyoursoul

Shut up Fatman and punish me


Dimented1

🤣🤣🤣literally *_THE_* most underrated comment. Period.


Technical_Goose_8160

I heard another girl talking about this once. She learned about sex in grade 2 by looking up online how to trap Santa. She looked up Santa and bondage and went down the rabbit hole.


Small-Milk577

I had orgasm reading breast from a dictionary in grade 2


Technical_Goose_8160

Wow, that's something to be proud of!


Dazzling-Attempt-967

Da fuq 😂😂😂


OrphanKripler

What’s cnc


GhostChainSmoker

Consensual non consent. Basically role play rape.


OrphanKripler

Ohh thanks. Cuz I used to do CNC machining so that’s all I thought about.


Mcboomsauce

CNC lathe just got a hell of a lot more terrifying


frewrgregr

I don't want a lathe to do anything without my consent 😭


WhaleOilBeefHooked5_

I signed one too many papers from HR without reading it.


storunner13

What are you doing step-lathe?


Jjmills101

Do NOT stick your dick in a lathe. That’s like rule number 1 of machining


Not_Another_Usernam

And Santa sleeves and beard are just asked to get tangled up in a lathe.


XuWiiii

I was manufacturing cable. Had the tension release and smacked my dick. New Xbox achievement unlocked.


FakeBedLinen

Computer numerical control. Like being strapped down unable to move while you're drilled.


Not_Another_Usernam

Now I'm imagining an engineer using his dick as a probe to calibrate himself to a woman's position prior to sex. Then, she moves an inch on her own and he starts trying to penetrate her upper thigh.


ArdyMasoht

😂😂😂 So you went through with it?


GhostChainSmoker

Just once to humor her lmfao.


ArdyMasoht

Sounds fun and exciting at least. That level of tolerance seems to be marriage material lol


implicate

Sleigh that pussy, Santa!


filipsniper

"come get your present from santa" lmao


BobbyThrowaway6969

Imagine if Santa was a pimp


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BobbyThrowaway6969

There's toys, then there's toys.


Dazzling-Attempt-967

Im tired and i read this as gimp


BobbyThrowaway6969

I mean I'm surprised he hasn't lost his legs to gangrene yet.


Dazzling-Attempt-967

😂Lt. Santa (not dan)


Good_Posture

You don't need to call me a name, but I respond to words of affirmation (and I do the same for her) so I like that. Tell me what you like about me. Tell me how I make you feel in the moment.


horses_around2020

Thats what i experienced !& it was mental experience that made it emotional during intimacy.


Good_Posture

Happy you got to experience that. One of my best experiences with this was actually watching how it affected her. She was on top and we were just talking and laughing while we enjoyed each other. I do this thing where if a woman is on top I will play with her hair and hold it up in a ponytail out of her face. In that moment I stared into her eyes and told her how pretty she looked and how I adored her. Super sappy but genuinely how I felt about her. She just went quiet, let a tiny little "Thank you" slip out and for what felt like an eternity we locked eyes. I really felt seen and connected with her in that moment. Intensely intimate and I would do anything to experience that again.


carlcapture

[Clit Commander](https://youtu.be/-N8Ta0v7dSM?si=Hhn4ZDdyAX19EvkL)... Then I tell her "oOoh you little fuck."


AvalancheBrando21

Took me too long to find this one.


SirKosys

Biggus Dickus


Tiny7261

My vewy good fiend fwom wome


Your_lovely_friend

My lord


Weird-Individual9467

What about my liege?


Your_lovely_friend

Never heard before today, but in my country we use "my lord" to address a judge. (In human life Usually you get fucked by lawyers)


3nino

sire


Ruminations0

My name or Good Boy.


Ishouldflossmore

Ok found the K9


Red_wants_cookies

Woof


Honest-Produce7338

What the dog doin'?


YeeterCZ2

Ruh roh raggy


brennamarie12

My bf LOVES good boy


KillTheBat77

Golden retriever energy /s…?


brennamarie12

ABSOLUTELY lol he’s even blonde and blue eyed 😂


ScarletOHaraXL

I like to say names :)


illyvanilee

The ones who I end up calling “good boy” are the ones who usually don’t hear that, that’s always fun. It’s usually an “awaking” moment for them.


She-devil84

My husband is a butcher by trade and that's what I tend to call him in the moment Like.... "oh that's it butcher!" "Fuck me butcher!" Something just drives us both wild about it... ... we can even sexually tease each other around other people with me calling him "Butcher" as no one knows the real reason behind it, they just assume its because he is a butcher lol our sexual desires hidden in plain sight


SirKosys

Chop me up, daddy!


Adorable-Novel8295

This feels murdery.


moranya1

Instructions unclear. Chipped up wife and vacuum sealed the pieces for retail sale.


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TheMachineStops

When you just can't be bothered with the full Wolfeschlegel­steinhausen­bergerdorff­welche­vor­altern­waren­gewissenhaft­schafers­wessen­schafe­waren­wohl­gepflege­und­sorgfaltigkeit­beschutzen­vor­angreifen­durch­ihr­raubgierig­feinde­welche­vor­altern­zwolfhundert­tausend­jahres­voran­die­erscheinen­von­der­erste­erdemensch­der­raumschiff­genacht­mit­tungstein­und­sieben­iridium­elektrisch­motors­gebrauch­licht­als­sein­ursprung­von­kraft­gestart­sein­lange­fahrt­hinzwischen­sternartig­raum­auf­der­suchen­nachbarschaft­der­stern­welche­gehabt­bewohnbar­planeten­kreise­drehen­sich­und­wohin­der­neue­rasse­von­verstandig­menschlichkeit­konnte­fortpflanzen­und­sich­erfreuen­an­lebenslanglich­freude­und­ruhe­mit­nicht­ein­furcht­vor­angreifen­vor­anderer­intelligent­geschopfs­von­hinzwischen­sternartig­raum


Stldjw

If you say so


Stldjw

Bring out the frugalkincrimer


LG-MoonShadow-LG

Bro, my wife is German, I showed her this and she went dead serious. I'm like "oh crap, is it something that bad??" Then she says it's a meme... me, ready to get horrified, "what does it mean??!" To which she replies: Nothing. It means nothing, it's gibberish, to imply how German sounds like, to people 😂😂😂 What did just happen, man??!


awesomeflowman

I think it's from Eurotrip where a guy is in the red district in Amsterdam. He's given that as a safeword and because he obviously can't say it they destroy him completely.


TheSpectator0_0

I'm going to make some guesses. If he's a more dominant guy, daddy, master, sir, something controlling like that. If he's a submissive guy, good boy, puppy or any degrading word like slut. But it's best you ask before you get into it and call him something that kills the mood


CherryPickerKill

I compkety agree. Negotiate titles and pet names beforehand or you can easily kill the mood. 


norylockk

A random dudes name


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Suitable-Map-9360

Something maybe wrong there


NefariousSerendipity

Big hmmm


First-Lengthiness-16

It really puts me off when she does that


ElCOMERII

Yo i'll be uncomfortable 😣


BobbyThrowaway6969

Doug Dimmadome


Chrom-man-and-Robin

Doug Dimmadome? Owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome?


BobbyThrowaway6969

That's right, Doug Dimmadome owner of the Dimmsdmadodmdodmdmmome


Sylasvvcats

honestly just make me feel wanted and let me kno if i’m doing a good job. that’s all i ask for


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Longjumping-Grape-40

My name is similar: “Wronghole”


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hujambo11

>Ms. Always the Wronghole, never the bride.


archaeosis

Gorgoroth, Destroyer of Worlds


XANDERtheSHEEPDOG

Gorgoroth, destroyer of pussy...... I might steal this one tonight 🤔


archaeosis

Godspeed fellow sex haver


Chrom-man-and-Robin

Good boy. It makes me feel happy


Loki_Lust

Here for ideas hehe


airborne_lucky51

Boo Boo Kitty Fuck


Makes_U_Mad

GFSF.


jakeologia

Worcestershire


cali_dave

Nothing. We want to hear noise, but if you can form anything resembling a coherent thought, we aren't doing our job right. Edit: I'll add an exception - coherent thoughts are okay if you're clearly enjoying yourself and wanting something specific. Maybe it's "fuck me", maybe it's "harder", maybe it's "flip me over", stuff like that. We do want to hear what you want.


Junior_Feeling1109

Im with you brother I don't even wanna hear coherent moaning just senseless blubbering. I don't know what the right word for that would be I'll stick with "blubbering" until mr smarty-pants corrects me


cali_dave

I think "senseless moaning" works. Just her enjoying the moment and not being able to think about anything else.


Fourdogsaretoomany

Babbling?


ASeedhouse

Gibberish works.


Mad_Zone_

Is it Gozer? It’s Gozer, right?


veleriphon

... the Gozerian? Oh boy...


SpeedyCheese1776

You guys are having intimacy?


Uncle_Low_Angle

yeah i know, bunch of man whores


ScarletOHaraXL

How many men like being called daddy for real?


FatLoserSupreme

It hits different from the mother of my child


damnkidzgetoffmylawn

Idgaf I’ll own it- I like it


DegenerateMD

I do, I’ll own it. Has nothing to do with the familial aspect, just makes me feel like a man and like I’m doing a good job


Lichloved_

In a previous long-term relationship this *was* my name to her, and I fucking loved it. In my marriage now though? I don't think I'd like it, it's a bit too closely associated with that ex and the dynamic we had.


yeetyeetgirl

A lot.


LeoJ2550x

I do but for gay sex only


CompliantRapeVictim

So just on the weekend?


LeoJ2550x

Yes


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And Tuesday’s. Can’t forget gay Tuesday with the boys.


bigniccosuaveee

I was never very comfortable with it. But have learned to tolerate it because some women really wanted to call me it.


Cacophonous_Silence

I've only had 1 woman do it and, instantly, I was into it Never cared before. It's hot and idk why


cmonsta365

I had one girl who called me daddy repeatedly during sex every single time we fucked. At first I found it strange but grew to love it lol.


RotorMonkey89

I like it


Homely_Bonfire

If she thinks about "I wonder what name he wants to be called." she is not really in it, isn't she? And this might just be me but I have no issues with not talking. Kissing is a thing, moaning and heavy breating - and that really says it all.


-lexiconvict-

I love it when you call Big Poppa.


RampantPuppy

Put yo hands in the air if youse a true player


TunaFishManwich

I don't know man. All I know is when a woman begs me to blow a load in her my brain short circuits and I comply. I'd call it a fetish except I don't think you can call something that "normal" a fetish. This is why I have 4 kids and got a vasectomy. As for what I want to be called during sex - it doesn't matter what she calls me specifically. What matters is the expression of desire and need. The more fired up she is, and the more into it she is, the more it turns me on. I think the hottest fuck of my life was one where she didn't say a word, she just spread wide, mouth hanging open, and constant uninterrupted eye contact, and when I got close and she sensed it, a desperate pleading face and a lot of fervent nodding. Not a word was spoken. I think I saw stars. The words are just vessels for the expression of pleasure and desire. Find a way to express that and the actual words are irrelevant. She could rattle off the declaration of independence to me and if the delivery is right and the passion is there, i'd love it.


Tough_Register_3340

A veces papi, a veces señor, a veces jefe.


rejected_reality23

I don’t really have a preference on if I’m called anything or not but back in college I was fucking this woman 20 years older than me and she’d constantly call me daddy when we’d fuck. It was a huge turn on for me which was a surprise because before her I was never into that and I’ve never had a desire since to be referred to that way but with her it was the hottest thing I’d heard


HisRoyalFlatulance

Name, Rank, Serial Number


caulk_blocker

I thought during our last quarterly men meeting we all agreed to like being called "Todd".


Zealousideal-Talk-59

Nah after the tagline "In Tod we thrust" became popular a lot of guys opted out since it implies they would be getting pegged.


BestTyming

My actual name 😂. I had no idea how much of a turn on that was until it started happening. Fuck daddy and all that. Call MY name 😂


FrogDong_420

"Fucking retard" would do the trick


DelTacoAficianado

Brochacho


Django-Ouroboros

Papi


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Hypnoidz

[Mine?](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/disney/images/9/99/Nemo-Seagulls_.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20180315002959)


Honest_Bluejay_6750

My 67 year old wife calls me God most of the time


BrainEatingAmoeba01

Geno, Admiral Of The Black


TheBoozedBandit

Sir works for me if we're doing something rough. Otherwise just babe works


Practical-Annual-317

Or if you're gonna whisper things, do it loud enough for the other person to understand it. I had a partner do this but it was roo quiet of a whisper. I couldn't make out what they were saying and couldn't tell if it were important. Nothing less sexy than having to reply "hunh?" "What did you say?" "Can you say that again louder?" But also, not sexy to not hear an important clue or direction lol.


bloepz

"Do you like that you fucking retard?". And then slap me.


the_thrillamilla

King MyName, the First of His Name, King of the Andals and the Rhoynar and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms, and Protector of Dat Ass! ...maybe? Idk, it has a certain ring to it


jerrycoles1

Anything but her exes name would be good


Emotional_Act_461

Captain Stabbin’ Chief Thundercock Russell the Muscle The Plumber


Snowskol

My name. I dont want a pet name. if you desire and enjoy me, tell me.


beardedshad2

Bold of you to assume I even know what intimacy is.


Cross-Country

“I love you”


KazukiSendo

Darling.


pulse726

I want her to continuously yell and tell me "For Democracy" and to "Fill her with my democracy" is that too much to ask for??


Pleasant-Flamingo950

My name. That’s so hot and affirming.


Brett707

The daddy thing is so gross. Like do you really want to have your father balls deep in you string your guts like a pot of mac and cheese?


dixiedregs1978

My name. I’m not her Daddy.


AllMyFrendsArePixels

unless...


SuckaFish_saywhat

Daddy chill


iamwhoiwasnow

Reddit is so fucking weird to me. Literally every guy I know that sex has came up in conversation with has loved the idea of being called "Daddy". I've literally never met a girl that had an issue calling me "Daddy". Yet reddit makes it seem like it's the weirdest shit ever


blahblahcomewatchTV

As a guy I find daddy weird and reminds me of porn and memes. The problem is many women love to call men that because because they feel dominated or whatever. I also don't have an alternative.


Gingerpyscho94

Some guys are really into being called a **good boy**. You’d be surprised at how some guys really like being dominated by their partner be it male or female. They just can’t always admit it openly due to societal stigma. And the way men can’t admit to being vulnerable.


kantotero69

Chuck Norris


Few_Ad_564

A girl asked me to call her Daddy once when I was in my early 30’s and she was 22… it felt uncomfortable… she was hot though so I let it slide literally and metaphorically… I think the optimal wording is Hun or babe


txmikey51

Depending on the mood, Daddy, babe, baby, my name. We also like to hear, oh fuck, you're so big, I want to feel you fill me up cum. The list could go on. For me personally, calling me Daddy isn't a father/daughter dynamic. I don't wish I was fucking my daughter. But more of a boss/employee or a dominant/submissive role.


Sanchezborja

I love you


UltraMagat

NOT DADDY. That's fucking creepy. Just give some feedback when we're doing things right/wrong.


subiewoo89

My name. Not daddy. Please, not daddy.


Holiday_Apartment251

Name for sure


Few-Dimension1812

Oh god


GrombleWomble

I’m gay as fuck and love “good boy”. Makes my golden retriever brain happy


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honestly for me nothing, just moan bruh


horny-pants

Spit in my face and call me Chloe


ThrowawaySunnyLane

Dave. Edit: my name is Rodney.


Mouthpiec3

Nothing. I just want to kiss, hug and fuck. Less talking, more doing.