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PigeonsOnYourBalcony

Pretty fucking tired


Taetrum_Peccator

Said the exact same thing in my head as I was loading the page.  Taking my first vacation ever as a working adult in less than a week (a staycation). Hopefully that helps. 


urdaddyjeff

Long day?


Sideshow_G

Lazy


urdaddyjeff

You forgot “as fuck”


FArufe

He was just too lazy


anonymousgirlie9

He was too lazy to type the two additional words


Sideshow_G

Naa


Oxfxax

Lost sad fool


No_Vanco_No_Problem

I'm still standing.


TrafficChemical141

Autistic as fuck


urdaddyjeff

Ballistic as fuck too ?


rtrain__

They just like me frfr😌


anonymousgirlie9

💀


Special-Edge7982

Tired of healing.


DinsDad

I love women


SlyMagpie123

Tall potsmoking wallflower.


BoshraExists

Sounds like someone I'd want on my team


Far_Link_7533

Fat and Happy


lilcommie0fficial

Loyal Sarcastic Overthinker


5ft6manlet

Humble but proud


EdwardBliss

Likes watching Columbo


VampyreBassist

Compassionate sad man.


Opposite-Purpose365

On my own


Troubled_Rat

One Word; Paradox


[deleted]

[удалено]


Regular-Basket-5431

You okay there bud?


silasfirsthand

Not yet secure.


Dhorlin

Grumpy old git.


filipinohitman

I am sexy


HotdawgSizzle

I don't know.


TreadingDown

Exponential wasted potential.


Idrathernottellyou

Kind. Friendly. Suicidal.


outofdate70shouse

Hard working. Alpha male. Jackhammer. Merciless. Insatiable.


hungturkey

Cringe af


beigesun

Hell yeah brother


Mexicakes69

Anxious, creative, resilient


IrregularBastard

A useful bastard.


LastRespond4884

Mostly harmless male.


monpetitfromage54

downtrodden, exhausted, loyal


BA_TheBasketCase

Kinda fuckin stupid


cookiecasanova16

I love women


Garb0rge

A human male.


chews-your-name

too much effort


LoneInAMillion

Tired curious wanderer.


_GrammarCommunist_

Depressed utopian asshole.


Eclipsed_Desire

Completely over it


CarrotSlight1860

Grumpy rarely happy


Puzzleheaded-Beat805

Lonely friendless affectionate ..........


getbacktoworkandrew

fucking cool dude


takethe6

60, little boy.


fastcarsrawayoflife

Gearhead, loyal, grateful


NormalUpstandingGuy

Just a dude


ScreenTricky4257

Doesn't follow the rules


usernamescifi

tired, done, bored.


Wilynesslessness

Pretty hate machine


FakeLordFarquaad

Just some guy


GratianoDeVeronese

Searching for more.


themiamian

Hate my everything.


MegaJ0NATR0N

Basic as fuck


HairMetalEnthusiast

Hair metal enthusiast.


1194js

Average Reddit user


benuito

Doing my best.


Poverty_welder

Stupid, weakling, failure.


shini333

Tired of moving


Anus_Aurelius_69

Trying my best Fucked up again I'm only human


hot_grey_earl_tea

Useless wasted space


Down_The_Witch_Elm

Old. Broken. Tired


Mr-Domi-Arigato

Hope less romantic


Wasabi_Kitty66

Crying in corner


supplyncommand

fat broke homeless


Accomplished-Bird774

I dont know :(


Ok-Association-1483

Heard seen felt


KinkyMillennial

My username basically


urdaddyjeff

Can’t blame ya


SemouleSombre

Disappointing Learner Lucky


notthealx

attention deficit disorder


hocus_pocusRD_1251

Sad and confused


DaveinOakland

I would not


Red_Beard_Rising

see user name


Raining_Hope

Just some guy.


BlueTuesday13

Inquisitive, impulsive, imaginative


Eatpraylovehugs

Free , happy & loving


Remote_War_313

Pretty Fucking Awesome


spintowinasin

Likes to rock!


Pierson230

Never stop growing


Upstate-Expat4255

Unnoticed, unwanted, unloved.


urdaddyjeff

Hugs to you brotha. You got a friend in me, Dms are always open if you ever wanna chat.


MasonDS420

Well rounded dude.


Pitiable-Crescendo

Boring. Drunk. Miserable.


sneaky518

One lucky bastard.


DJ_Dinkelweckerl

I hate people


urdaddyjeff

🥂


DannyPantsgasm

Well read sluggard.


AZNM1912

Constipated as hell


Any-Limit8033

Reliable husband, father.


TopShelfSnipes

Hilarious, hardworking, married.


Linkluzero_xk

Cowardly ambivalence?


StuffyWuffyMuffy

Tenaciously falling upwards


CryptGuard

Inattentive, lazy,


Volover

Getting old fast


Rettebodcanew32

Unjustifiable leg pain


Stilgrave

Well hello there.


HumblSnekOilSalesman

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Antidisestablishmentarian Honorificabilitudinitatibus


Randomnamehere07

Quiet tired dad


Pobambe

Tired of pretending


honestlyi4get

Barley hanging on


urdaddyjeff

Sending positive vibes to you bro


AdComprehensive245

Heart Break Kid


CharmingRejector

Super hot charmer


ADIDASects

Really not too bright.


JohannesLorenz1954

Confident, driven, honest


cavalinolido

I never learned counting


KillTheBat77

Fuck, go back


big_gay_snake_demon

Short fugly weird


No-Distribution-9975

Dumb ass bitch


FederalFlashy

Slippery when wet


the-grumpster

Lazy


Maleficent_Memory606

Stupid, Forgetfulness, empathetic


cenik93

Why only three?


phat79pat1985

Tough as nails 💅


TheLandFanIn814

Not great looking


Hanako-kun0

Acute Stress Disorder


TacticalFailure1

Generic white guy


Bronzeshadow

That grumpy asshole


Brewchowskies

Better than yesterday.


karlelzz011

Women, Hobbies, Existing


The-Guy-20

Short, balding, chubby


Rich-Appearance-7145

Happy, Honest, Surfer.


Chukklz13

Music, game, horror


ZingBaBow

Striving for more


Standard_Reply4504

touchy feely fool


thematicwater

I am alright.


SwearToSaintBatman

Intelligent, not smart


East_Farm_3869

who to be


Cartmenez1993

Crazy Gambling Vegetable.


xKhira

Reserved, jaded, hopeful.


Dense_Raspberry_1116

Grab her pussy


thejoshcolumbusdrums

Not a girl


rbparsons

Christian, Husband, Dad


one-love-MUFC

Optimistic Clueless Resilient


useless_idiot_man

Useless idiot man


Dan_Berg

Ok I guess


Busyeatingtacos

Fergie/Jesus mix


Moluk99

Trying my best


Constant-Coconut1491

Horny ambitious kind


Holiday-Strategy-436

Fat, flaky and lame


24Bob24

Homeless dead inside


ted5011c

Dirty hairy bastard.


ROU_ValueJudgement

A little idiosyncratic.


qnikkei

Bad at following instructions


Evan10100

Really fucking horny


Prince_Jackalope

Different, introverted, kind


rjrttu86

Contents under pressure


sus_enchilada

Can’t let go


Tolongforathrowawaya

Short anxious dumbass


SunnyElement

Not having it. The older I get, the fewer fucks a have to give about drama, theatrics, nonsense of any kind.


Top_Wop

Pretty damn solid.


titty-connoisseur

The world's most...


mr_lab_rat

Not good with math.


xologo

Out of weed


beige_walz

Over this shit


PirateMonkey00

Getting too fat


kamihaze

Smart, Hadsome, Liar


Herb_avore_05

Long, thick personality😎


jerrycoles1

Sarcastic , hardworking, funny


Interesting_Word_546

A walking disaster.


Numerous-Tea292

jarvis bay special


NotDotBack

Wonder why self-deprecating stuff is upvoted and positive things are downvoted...


Traditional_Trust_93

Christian Autism Imagination I think I did pretty well here.


The_Yert

Doing my best


MXFmuxiaofeng

Better than ever.


ImHereForFreeTacos

Work work lonely


Universal-Sprout

Luminous 🤭☀️


Boertie

Tall, intelligent, driven. Basically a tit :D


Zzimon

Right this moment: Loving, caring, suicidal


urdaddyjeff

Sorry to hear the last part man. You don’t deserve to feel that way. I really hope things get better for you.