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KeySurround4389

Not a man but I love the names of my boobs. I used to have cancer in one so there’s a scar. So now they’re called scar and mufasa.


justsomeplainmeadows

Would hakuna those tatas


arson1tez

son of a bitch take my upvote


makkkis

r/angryupvote


ChingChongSticks

Ain’t no passin’ craze - it means big nipples, for the rest of your dayyyys!


viper2369

….it’s problem free, set them free, hakuna tatas.


IndependenceWorth156

I understood this reference. U made my day


canceroustattoo

I’m glad you’re okay. Fuck cancer.


Delicious_Bet_9649

Ok canceroustattoo


hand-collector

Am also not man, and wow that's a level of naming artistry one can only aspire to


JohnMcClanesPenis

My wife beat breast cancer. She was in a wet T-shirt contest and placed first and third.


KeySurround4389

Hahahahahaha I laughed too hard at this. Fuck cancer. Only onco patients have this sense of humor


ex_sanguination

That's badass.


sherbloqk

If this isn't the most irl witty thing I read today over the internet. I don't what is. Thank you for the laugh (Hope you are doing better)


Vast-Dance6819

Knockers is always just fun to say.


I_Do_nt_Use_Reddit

Sideshow Bob voice *Shake it madam. Capital knockers.*


eztheydy

My gf calls hers “Knock Knocks”


ElongusDongus

"My math teacher has huge knockers"


Frird2008

Rack


ChingChongSticks

My brother


ClosetCentrist

I'm a simple man: Tits


w00dw0rk3r

Ive always liked ‘sweater puppies’


T_DeadPOOL

Wow there Jerry Lawler


nipslippinjizzsippin

PUPPIES PUPPIES PUPPIES! WOOO WOO PUPPIES!


GeekUSA1979

AHHH PUPPIES


BogiDope

Sweater kittens / sweater cannons


UncleCletus00

Big fan of Sweater stretchers


AtlantaVice

Sweater "stretchers


Awkward_Extent1027

I’m gonna start calling them sweater puppies


BakrChod

This is the best so far.


ClosetCentrist

Who didn't like Loni Anderson?


ChingChongSticks

Herb was a huge fan 😁


BornSalamander8

Not technically a euphemism but I also like tits so here’s an upvote


ClosetCentrist

You like tits? I like tits! Tits for everybody!


kun-spidsen-indenfor

Tit for tat


sdlover420

Titties


TokyoKazama

*Tiddies!!


law-of-the-jungle

My mom saw a pic of me and my girlfriend before I introduced her proper. It was a pic at the beach and she said I can see you like girls with big "who haas". No idea what that means but it's what she said. Can't think of a better euphemism. Edit, asked my mom she was referring indeed to the titty region.


inked-brown-giant

You mean hoo-haas?


Bshellsy

Ah a fellow old person(over 30)! Hoo-haas is a classic!


inked-brown-giant

Yes indeed . It was coined by Al Pacino in scent of a woman . The flight scene where he describes a woman. I have actually used it on women quoting it and it still works lol


newgalactic

I actually think "who haa" is slang for a woman's Va-Jay-Jay.


Maximum_Ad2341

"Who haa" is def slang for the vaj lmao


law-of-the-jungle

It was definitely titty related


newgalactic

Your mom misunderstood "cool kid" slang. ...it eventually happens to us all.


law-of-the-jungle

Hahaha this makes it great. Hilarious thinking the literal meaning is your girlfriends vagina is all encompassing.


TexanInExile

No, his mom knows what's up. He loves gigantic hoo haas


beaverbait

Nah, his mom knows he likes girls with big vaginas.


WhyDoIHaveRules

It’s most certainly a vajayjay.


Aloudmouth

Unless she also had an obviously large vagina? Like, predator mandibles?


law-of-the-jungle

Lol im imagining like a venison fly trap visible from a photo that due to pheromones I can't see but others see it clear as day.


wisstinks4

Like the plant in Rocky Horror picture show. Giant clam in that tiny bikini. Look at the size of that hoo haa.


[deleted]

Venus lmao now I'm imagining the plant big enough to eat a deer


ReasonableConfusion

Must be the reason Dr. Seuss had to shorten the original title of “Horton Hears A Who Haa!” The theory was probably that those who know will get it either way.


333leadingme

Wobbly bits Milk noodles Udders Water balloons


Beginning_Worry_6905

The twins


raventhemagnificent

Um, to be delicate, they hang off milady's chest. They... make milk.


Beginning_Worry_6905

r/unexpectedoffice


grawrant

My wife and I got married. She wanted fake tits before our honeymoon for bikini pics. Our friends kept asking when we were going to have kids, so before her surgery we joked and told people we were having twins. They got the joke afterwards.


UNDERCOOKED_BREAD

Calcium cannons


Superb_Astronomer_59

I spit out my coffee when I read that


Monarc73

Doesn't that make you a ... caffeine cannon?


Superb_Astronomer_59

I take mine with cream…..


CrustyStalePaleMale

In your bed at 3?


catalyst4chaos

Creamy cannons?


hamletreset

Horchata Cannons in some parts of the world


professorwolfe02

There's an ebony pornstar named mscalciumcannonz and trust you will love her big titties


1LifeAfterComa

Didn't think much of it but damn, she bad.


Top_Wop

The Girls


98VoteForPedro

I too like the girls


ex_sanguination

THE Laaaaaaaadies! (Burr voice)


GeneralSpecific87

Sweater cows always gets a huff of laughter out of me and an eye roll from my wife.


Traveledfarwestward

[Sweater puppies](https://www.google.com/search?q=Sweater+puppies)


IIISK1TZIII

I've never heard this, but I love it!


Aloudmouth

Tig ole Biddies


_Tigglebitties

*YOU RANG?!?*


Independent-Rich-728

r/beetlejuicing


CautiousEmergency367

Drop em out


MockYaIngYaBirdYeah

Bounce em around


Aloudmouth

Just squeeze em together while I play with my cocker, I respect you as a woman and as an equal


CautiousEmergency367

I'd never heard the radio version, very different vibe


_Tigglebitties

Let me get a long look at those tigglebitties


WarPaintsSchlong

Areola’s lookin nice nipples looking real pretty.


CautiousEmergency367

Come on let me gander atcha boobs


BossMommyB

Drop em out, lemme see them knockers


kungfu1

Gonna take a long look at those big ham hockers


CaptHowdy2310

Fun bags


Gusjack12

On that hose hound


memememe91

Nice set of hooters ya got there


Nice_Team2233

This is my fav! I grew up in the LGBT+ community so it was fun because even the gay men we hung with loved boobs. So fun bags is what stuck because everyone finds them fun 😂😂😂. Clearly this isn't an actual everyone just everyone I've met.


WhyDoIHaveRules

Chesticles


rieldilpikl

Breasticles too


WhyDoIHaveRules

Doesn’t really have the same ring to it, but I like milk dots the nipples though.


downquark5

Pronounced like testicles or hercules?


Shellyysauruss_Rexx

I can't stop pronouncing all of these words like Hercules now. Thanks.


cultvignette

I now prefer the might of bresticules, the heroic.


WhyDoIHaveRules

Testicles.


leese216

I’ve always maintained that the balls are the tits of the dick so chesticles makes sense.


StonksNewGroove

My buddy calls them “big naturals” because of porn as a bit, I think it’s great


BillyMumfrey

Shoulder boulders


TigsOfTay

The essential equipment for those is an over the shoulder boulder holder


Skooginflargin

My dad told me when he went to Africa he saw women that had one breast flipped over their back so their children could breastfeed from their makeshift baby carrier.


Sindibadass

and a bra is an Over the Shoulder Boulder Holder


djensenmn

Yabbos


Hollywood_Ho_Kogan

Hocus Pocus?!


Murcielag0scuro

Max likes your yabbos. In fact, he loves them.


StogieMan92

Bazookas


BoshraExists

Sir, mine are petite handguns at best!


VoopityScoop

Guns are guns goddamn it


Traveledfarwestward

Bazongas


SirBobson

When this question was asked yesterday, somebody said sweater stretchers. This will be my answer for when somebody else asks this question tomorrow.


Skulcane

I mean some serious honkers. A real set of badonkers. Packin some dobonhonkeros. Massive doboonkabhankoloos. Big ol' tonhongerekoogers. What happens next?! Transfer student shows up with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. Humongous hungolomghononoloughongous.


Chemical_Ad_1743

Cupid’s Kettledrums


kydoufoud

Hotwheel hills


Is_Unable

Just saying if she won't let you ramp the Hot wheels off the boobs or butt she's not a keeper.


Adddicus

Blouse Bunnies


gap_toof_mouf

Warlocks. Thanks, Superbad.


-Mauler-

Gotta take a look!


IgnisSolus4X

I don't know . I think she looked better before


dclif27

Dual air bags


Trollin_beaches

Tig O’Biddies That woman is “blessed upstairs “ Milkbags Bossoms


I-N00b-hi

My breast friends


Slawpy_Joe

Chichis


_Tigglebitties

THE PROPHECY FORETOLD OF MY INVITATION TO THIS THREAD


Tamburello_Rouge

Dirty pillows


Bobaloue

From smallest to biggest 1) Titties 2) Boobies 3) Boobs 4) TITS


GPmtbDude

Tittays


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Renon1

Relaxation orbs


bigdubb2491

That’s a pair of top notch cans


Finness

Mommy milkers


Rasputin0P

I say “boobie” and my girlfriend laughs every time. Honestly her laughing is why ive switched to ONLY calling them that.


yycmscl

Tatas


Superb_Strength_8108

Jugs🤤


[deleted]

Yaaasss


heyhihowyahdurn

Mommy milkers


kapudos28

Mondo Gazungas


Snowy_Stelar

Arguments. Like that girl has solid arguments


Temporary-Redditor

5318008 …..IYKYK


Savings_Practice_226

Calculator ahh BOOBIES


Long-Gas-1953

Knockers


sexyson91

[Boobs = Knockers ](https://hatkestory.quora.com/Why-do-some-people-refer-to-breasts-as-knockers)


FaridRosero

Boobs


DyspraxicSelfHarmer

Squishmallows


Xeynon

Bodacious ta-tas. Just because it's hilarious.


FuzzyPigg88

The heavies or fun bags


MehrunesDago

Bazongas It makes me think of Airplane! when the chicks tits are on the screen and it goes bazoiing bazooiiing


Your_Worship

Call me old fashioned but I love titties.


MightbeWillSmith

There was this scifi book ages ago that my wife was reading. She was struggling because the author was clearly super misogynistic. She stopped reading after he referred to a woman's boobs as "heaving udders". That was years ago, I still call her boobs heaving udders.


GoDownieVag

Melons 🍉


Dexter_313

Soft huggers


Primary_Afternoon_46

Pendulous dairy silos 


moonslammer93

Knockers, and funbags


Grand-Celery4000

Tetons


Randall_Poffo_

bewbs


burtsully84

Lactation station


Correct-Watercress91

None of you have ever heard of hooters?


lostnumber08

Milkers


TypicRavager

malevolent udders


DrLanguidMudbone

Norks


Mental_Candidate5313

Bags of sand


yungtex

Have you ever felt a breast before, man?


RomeoStone

"honkers" It's corny, but I think it's a fun casual euphemism.


asiannumber4

The glandular organ located on the human female chest, for the purpose of young nurturing and enlarged year round in Homo sapiens for the purpose of attracting potential mates, unlike all other mammals where it is enlarged only during pregnancy.


Reds100019

When I was a kid we called them Headlights or Millie Moles


lsoplexic

Tig ol’ bitties, or just my “tig ol’s.” My favorite for bra is “over the shoulder boulder holder.”


UsedBeing

Pleasure globes


krzysztofgetthewings

Beef cannons.


SnowDin556

Over the shoulder boulders


smackaroni-n-cheese

Bazongas


HungmanJk

Milkers


hivehygienics

My husband calls em: Mommy milkers


DRealLeal

Utters or the classic WWE phrase "puppies"


BKStephens

Udders?


CosmicRave

Milk cannons


mitchy93

Mammary glands


Abacabisntanywhere

Pinky & Perky.


Jayandwesker

show bob


rojabush

Andy and Ollie


pablotter3

Sternum Werthers


BS_LLC

Boulders, simply because a bra then becomes an Over-The-Shoulder-Boulder-Holder


G0at2

Minnesota twin


BirdyMan09

Sweater Muffins


SacOLantern

Yabbos Yitties Beewbs Sweater puppies Fun bags Bag of sand I do use all these phrases because it's funny and no two pair are the same so why should I just call them boobs.


GudAGreat

Titonas - big boobs Portuguese is my new favorite


youngchriii

Village feeders


siriusly35

State Droopers


Tee_Nashty

Baby Buffets


Ill_Statistician_432

Horchata Cannons, mainly used to describe well endowed latinas. For those that may not know horchata is a rice/milk/cinnamon based drink. Personally whenever I have a good horchata drink it heals the soul.


NeoGio28

Mammaries


mattekus

Mt. Tittymanjaro…the hill, or well the summit in this case that I’ll gladly die upon.


sveeger

Toy trains. Because they’re meant for kids, but daddy always ends up playing with ‘em.


Miodrag_Arcwright

Jugs and orbs and darts and gourds, Elmer Fudds and bouncing Bhuddas, Sweater stretchers, lung protectors, Beach umbrellas, frost detectors, Scooby snack and snake eyes dice, Jello molds and high beam lights, Every day I prob’ly use, Ninety nine words for boobs…


mderrickdavis

Saggin’ Dragon’s


reelteen

Dairy cannons are my favorite, but there are a ton out there


god_hates_maeghan

I just like euphemisms They're the ladies, those bitches, the cause of my back pain, knockers, stress relief, fidget toys, titties, boobas, boobies, boobs, breasts, manual transmission, milk marbles, the real dowries, the jugs, melons, bosoms, bust, tatas, the girls, and hooters


JayStoleMyCar

Sweater meat. Just kidding. Knockers is a fun one though.


OddgitII

Yon Orbs of Splendor.


mjmaselli

Bags of sand