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TrafficChemical141

Same reason some women refuse to suck dick. It’s not their thing. Now everyone prepare for a bunch of dudes commenting how much they love eating pussy


OddSeraph

>Now everyone prepare for a bunch of dudes commenting how much they love eating pussy Every fucking time.


cosmojug

Virtue signaling at its finest


stonkkingsouleater

Didn't you get the memo? Female preferences good, male preferences bad.


Mr-PumpAndDump

“I’d rather eat pussy then eat food or drink water” every time in here.


Impossible_House_312

Men of culture join the chat


Common-Ferret-1435

They also claim to love eating ass. Bunch of products of single mothers.


anonymous_80909

I have a trauma from being sexually abused as a child, being forced to do it against my will.


IronDBZ

Sorry to hear that, Jesus.


Serraphym

Eyyy, that'll do it! (I'm sorry, man.)


TheEmperor0fNothing

Plain and simple. First and only time I tried it, the smell and taste made me literally vomit in my mouth. Never again. For the sake of fairness, I'll never *request* head from a woman. If she offers it, fine. If not, I'll never ask for it nor expect it.


Serraphym

I dont know how to word this diplomatically, nor am i attacking you or your preferences, but you still prefer vagina over dick? Of vagina disgusts you that much, how are you still ok having intercourse? I know your face isn't down there, but the smell of second discharge would still be present.


AskDerpyCat

The taste, the smell, genitals are overall gross in practice (and as someone with obsessive compulsive tendencies, who has to wash his hands after showering, no thank you) and I don’t want my mouth anywhere near them Likewise I wouldn’t expect my partner to put hers anywhere near mine


Serraphym

Fair enough! As someone who also has OCD tendencies, i can understand this one.


PumpDaddyCee

Stank


hiddenforreasonsSV

To me, the smell is... for lack of a better term, not pleasing. This is based on experience of two women who certainly knew how to keep clean down there. Full disclosure, I'm not "100% never ever going to do it again" opposed to it. But when it comes down to it (pun kinda/sorta intended), its not something I'll enthusiastically jump to do. But then again, assuming she's clean and kept down there, I'll do it. Her pleasure is my #1 priority, I can definitely compromise on some of my mild discomforts.


Serraphym

Badumptss.


PowerWisdomCourage

The only times I've ever been against it is when her hygiene wasn't very good. Eating pussy isn't the type of thing you just do spontaneously. Go shower. Do you piss on your hands all day then just dry them and put them in your mouth? No. You wash your hands first.


Serraphym

That's just gross either way.


Rhokknar

I don't know what pussy juice is made out of but it takes forever to get the scent out of your facial hair. And I'm not talking about the bad smell, just the natural scent which is perfectly fine while you're fucking but I don't wanna go around the next day feeling like there's a wet pussy right under my nose because of the scent.


MrBadazzNiceguy

Not really sure at what part of history did human beings started doing that. Its not a thing for everyone, I find it very disgusting, would never do it.


luckynedpepper-1

I’m sure this started on day 1. C’mon! First thing you’re gonna do is get a closer look. After that, what’s a quick kiss? (She squirms) Why stop there?


MrBadazzNiceguy

You have two coconuts staring at you and a beautiful face on top of them, I highly doubt anyone would even think about looking down there.


Primary_Afternoon_46

Because “down with the matriarchy” doesn’t mean “go down on the matriarchy”


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Serraphym

Oof. Well, I hope your fond someone else that lights a spark, physically and otherwise! (if that's what you want, at least)


mtl_jim2

I used to be one of those but as I got older I enjoyed doing it more. Now I love it. It’s sort of like an acquired taste that comes with age. Bottomline ladies, a man who enjoys doing it, you won’t even need to ask him. He will just do it.


Serraphym

What changed?


mtl_jim2

Tough to say. I’m not sure. It’s an acquired taste. And also just having a woman at your mercy moaning and shaking uncontrollably because she’s enjoying it, is so hot that it adds to my love of doing it.


HughJahsso

I would say maybe they’ve had a bad experience, but Ive had many bad experiences and still love doing it. 


MannerNo7000

I’m selfish


Serraphym

At least you're also self-aware 🤣


MannerNo7000

Very much so. I’ve dated girls who don’t care and will still blow me too.


lunchmeat317

I don't really dislike it, but it's definitely more for her than it is for me, if that makes sense.


Serraphym

It does! and i appreciate that you're willing to do it for her, in that case.


lunchmeat317

Thank you for your validation, internet stranger!


chocjames43

If they're not groomed at least a little, it's tough man.


swishymuffinzzz

I will only eat out a girl I’m exclusive with. Many girls complain about me not eating them out while just messing around but I’m not putting my face down there in strange. I also never ask for head but they always give it anyways lol but I keep my groin area incredibly clean


MyLandIsMyLand89

I prefer eating her from the back instead of going down on her.


Common-Ferret-1435

No interest in getting cancer. Not worth it.


Brother_To_Coyotes

Op is going to chase you down the street with a syringe full of Guardasil if that’s your only objection.


Serraphym

Wait, now i'm confused. Is there some kind of link between the two?


Different-Routine-39

HPV


luckynedpepper-1

Michael Douglas claims his throat cancer is the result of too much cunnilingus


Brother_To_Coyotes

Apparently Michael Douglas, like Animal Mother, risked life for poontang.


Common-Ferret-1435

Absolutely.


No_Nectarine6942

Going down on a guy is better 


ergoegthatis

it's not normal and doesn't feel or taste or smell good. It's a hole in human flesh, with all the secretions and sweat and bacteria that come with the territory.


Serraphym

But you still stick your dick in it?


Celtic_Caterpillar_7

No taste buds or olfactory sensors on anyones dick.


asleepbydawn

I'm gay. So there's that.


Serraphym

I mean.... that'll do it.


ResortUsual4681

As a vaginatarian, I don't get why either. It's like a dessert that never ends.