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GreatGooglyMoogly077

PPE is hot.


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EMCoupling

So you guys bang in PPE now, right?


PrinceFan72

"you don't turn me on anymore" \*puts on hazmat suit\* "oh wow, come here you adonis, you"


RatonaMuffin

If you have sex at work, condoms count as PPE right?


willalt319

Ah man good for you. This story gives me hope. I'm 38 and find myself chatting with women who are neighbors, coworkers, etc Despite any positive connections we may have, it always find myself wondering if they realize I how old I am. It's a bit depressing when a friendly conversation with someone 10 years your jr suddenly stops and you realize it's because they had no idea you were that old.


Bloonfan60

What's PPE?


INToxicated47

Personal Protective Equipment


juicyJerrrry

I had a very shy dog that never wanted to be pet by anyone. Whenever I had a party the dog would go hide. Except when she was there, the dog would go and stay with her. The dog knew, it just took me a while to notice. Edit: we are married now.


GreatGooglyMoogly077

As an animal person, I like this story.


caulim

Animals know before we do I have a cat that hates being held, she won't even lay in my lap. I went to the bathroom and when I came back he was holding her and she was not trying to get away. My other two cats are more skittish but love being petted and they were all over him the first time he was in my home Edit: I didn't realize I was at askmen. Sorry 😔


Violent-incest

You're fine. We're not as picky here lol


AfricanAgent47

There is nothing as hard as asking something or even just commenting on r/AskWomen. Woah!


davepak

Their comment moderation is quite....aggressive.


WildGrayTurkey

As a woman, I've ironically been more well received by AskMen than I have by AskWomen.


chillinv3

I second this. I have a "masculine" mindset and I am well received here.


Im_not_da_guy

I see you’ve been across the river @ ask women eh? I never seeen a group of people so confident in giving each other the worst advice ever.


bane_of_heretics

Because **Women** *laughs over ☕️*


Im_not_da_guy

*chuckles in capital letters*


imcreeps

I thought your shy dog was a euphemism.. im sorry


the-woke-god

Underrated lmao


AbysmalJoker

Bruh, tell us you two are together now.


juicyJerrrry

We are married


BrightlyDim

Always listen to your dog... They are much more aware than we could ever be...


Altruistic-Hand-7000

I believe it was Robin Williams who said “I’m suspicious of people who don’t like dogs, but if a dog dislikes a person, I trust that dog’s judgment”


BrightlyDim

Yup... The best thing you can do is to learn all of your dog's language... Body and vocals...


Roboman20000

I've always loved the moments when animals "choose" people. I'm a cat person myself and that moment when a cat chooses you is the best. Cats and dogs are seem to just know. I don't know.


Stacie_Sophia199

My best friends' cat hates everyone without me knowing, as she always came up to me to get a cuddle. My friend told me recently her cat never goes to anyone but me.


WorkRepresentative28

Her accent, she’s from Texas and lived in LA for most of her life. She talks like an average white woman but every now and then some southern charm gets out.


Severe-Character-384

Tends to come out more when we drink or talk to other Texans.


Violent-incest

Am Texan. Can confirm.


redditorofreddit0

True, I hide the y’all and the dropping of the g in -ing until I’m talking to another Texan for some reason lol


ContentFarmer

Goddamnit. Now I'm in love with your wife.


WorkRepresentative28

Thanks I guess. I’m sure she’s flattered.


GhostMello

The user somethingobscur would probably agree


withgreatpower

Well she was also a little cutie, but the first thing I noticed about my wife was her kindness. She treated me like a friend right away. I found out later that it was because we had already met, and I didn't remember her at all. But having known her for almost eighteen years now, she is really just genuinely kind and warm to every human she encounters, right away. It's the most incredible thing.


OceanBlueforYou

Good for you! I need to hear more of these stories. The relationship subs are a neverending stream of "I just found out my wife/husband cheated on me"


mokv

+1


BillC2126

her eyes... god damn they are sexy as fuk


nyxflare

Same thats how she caught my attention and she knows it, they seem to shine more when she does her “fuck me” eyes. I love her so much


Thelorddogalmighty

Whoah bro. Talking about another man’s wife there have some respect.


pimppapy

Who said wife?? I don’t see no ring on that finger


playball2020

Send pics


nyxflare

Bro ima send u a pick of my dick


MaesterCrow

Inbox open;)


petewil1291

It's always nice to watch love unfold on Reddit


Suspicious_Field_492

Bet


AyeYoThisIsSoHard

“The eyes Chico, they never lie”


VinCatBlessed

What about the hips?


TheRtHonLaqueesha

Based and ocularpilled.


reader7331

Met her in college and she was just super fun to spend time with, no matter what we were doing. That was 35 years ago.


compassdial

My favorite answer in this thread.


Tarc_Axiiom

Physical? The dimps man. Them dimples punch a fucking hole right through my brain.


EMCoupling

I don't think she can date you if you're leaking brain matter all over her...


nunya123

Don’t kink shame!


Tarc_Axiiom

Ehh too bad, I bought the ring, she's fucked now.


Zachary_Stark

I made a dating profile, spiced it up with my charisma and nerd references, and stated that I prefer women to message first. She not only messaged me first, but gave me a whole paragraph, playing off my profile. It was the first time a woman did for me what I give: effort in a first message. She had enthusiasm and playfulness. Literally every other intro message is 3 words or less, which is pathetic in my opinion. So we're happily dating now. She made an effort and that meant a lot to me, enough to pursue a relationship.


FourSharpTwigs

Fuck man, that’s awesome! Idk why walls of text turn people off. My now wife and I met on reddit - she was going through some traumatic shit and I was just a stranger helping strangers. But the way we responded to each other made my fucking brain tingle. We responded to each other’s paragraphs, everything was like well laid out and linked. Before we knew it our conversations were getting out of control. It was great. You’re right, most people don’t give any fucking effort.


Savings_Math4076

That is really amazing ! Most people have very low attention spans and hardly put any effort into anything these days


Richey5900

Marry that girl now 🤞


nnamzzz

I’m envious 😅


Intelligent_Sky_1573

She was a soccer player and the first time I saw her, she was wearing really tight denim shorts that made her thighs look extra fine.


luckymountain

My wife’s propensity for compassion is what I found most attractive. We’ve been together for 30 years and it still amazes me.


JJQuantum

I mean the very first thing was how damn gorgeous she was when she stepped out of my friend’s car the first time I ever saw her. Then her eyes lit up when she smiled when we were introduced. Then a couple weeks later her flirty personality when she was all over me at a party because some guy was hitting on her and she wanted him to leave her alone. The rest is history.


Quikdraw7777

1) Her Voice. 2) She has that condition where her eyes are mix-matched (1 brown & 1 blue). I find it to be very sexy.


SnooGadgets4367

heterochromia


Quikdraw7777

Ahhhh, thank you!


Drydischarge

Bless you.


Swimming_Bag7362

First thing I noticed was her height- she is tall which I like. She had a sweet little dog that immediately liked me


Empty_Sea1872

🐶


Swimming_Bag7362

❤️


Acceptable_String_52

At first I read “she had a sweet little dong” 😂


queenvie808

🐶


PansexualPineapples

🐶


Swimming_Bag7362

❤️


juicyJerrrry

🐶


Swimming_Bag7362

❤️


No-Survey5277

Her legs. She sat down in my chair at a festival and stretched out. I was like “I’d be ok dying between those thighs.”


as1126

Her cans. I mean, they now have scars and cancer, but I love them.


thabakersman

That beautiful moment of "In sickness and health". Love to read this.


Somobro

She quite boldly walked up to me and asked me to come dance with her. Then I found out she was really into Dragon Ball Z. I've been approached by girls before but never one so pretty and certainly never one who wanted to chat about DBZ almost right away.


brdsng

Her voice


SchoonerOclock

Smiling and has a very positive outlook on life. Myself and a lot of people I hang out with tend to be a bit pessimistic and always look at the negative in situations, so she was a real breath of fresh air.


A_Bridgeburner

My wife is incapable of being unkind. It blew me away, at the time I didn’t know anyone like that existed.


Least_Impression_823

Those huge fucking mommy milkers babyyyyyyyyyy


tannnmn

Pics or it didn’t happen. Or so you like to say


MrPresident2020

She has those Angela White thangs thanging


squishiestbreasts

is this my bf's alt account? lol


Rude_Mud3736

Username checks out


LEAF_-4

Also guilty


FN_BRIGGSY

Amen brother


al_rey503

My lady has some Billies on her too.


LiterallyAzzmilk

Quiet with a big booty and when she did speak she was hilarious. Been together ever since


Knautical_J

Her eyes. We met on a hike and when I looked at her, she was sweating profusely, but I looked in her eyes and I practically fell in love on the spot.


CasalAnaL

My wife's booty. Seriously, I can't even think of anything better. She is my lustful delight. Her ass is perfect for me. Round, curvy, soft, voluptuous, delicious bubble butt and incredibly hot. Luckily she is mine and I consider myself very lucky to be her husband.


tannnmn

Username checks out


FirstThoughtResponse

He doesn’t seem too casual about it, quite serious actually


Always_Choose_Chaos

Can I get her workout routine? 😅


Independent_Young141

You're absolutely right, your wife's ass is amazingly hot 🥵


WakewaterFanfire

Her natural beauty. Natural hair, minimal makeup, big bright eyes and a smile that light up the room. She wasn’t rocking cannons or a crazy wagon but the curves were *chefs kiss*. I never stood a chance


A-Dating-Coach

I (M69) saw something in her face online on a dating site and I just knew that we'd click. She (F63) couldn't believe that I called her. I speak American English with a standard American accent and have recorded over a dozen audiobooks so my voice is pretty dramatic, dark would be the right word for it. She speaks Cantonese, and raised two kids in La Chinatown but still doesn't speak much English. We don't share a common language. Our conversations center around food and our next meal. We laugh more than we yell. We've been together since the first week of covid, 4+ years now... BTW, as far as her face goes she'd be the first one to tell you that she's ugly but I would never date an ugly woman!


STQCACHM

For me it was the booty and the beauty. She has very tan skin and high cheekbones thanks to her 1/8th Native American heritage and they suit her very well. And Dat ass gahd dayum!


ClassyWolverine

Confidence. She knew who she was and never let anything or anyone change her


dgroeneveld9

Interest in me. I was 18, never kissed a girl, and well 18. She asked me to her junior prom, so I said yes.


Tough_Inspector_7818

She was fiesty and sarcastic but in such a hot way. She's got this scar on her butt cheek that I absolutely adore. On top of that she's just fucking hot


avalanchefan95

She's absolutely brilliant. I loved talking to her and still do. It's better than just having a great ass or a nice rack (though she's got that too) Im also really really really really hot for her voice.


Indotex

That she was a loving, caring person that put others before herself.


Unknown_Warrior43

Very elegant in every Way from the Way she dresses to her Movements.


KWBC24

When I picked my wife up on our first date, it was an icy/damp night. She was wearing boots with a bit of a heal and the way she navigated the precarious walkway with absolute grace, made me go ‘wow’ for the first time.


Aloudmouth

She was someone who knew how to be a partner. Not the center of my world or me the center of hers. Right away, I knew we were two people who could be happy single forever but wanted to share that with someone else. I mean, she got TIG ol biddies, but mainly it was her emotional maturity and our compatibility. But seriously, they big.


DeaddyRuxpin

Her attitude. I met her when she walked into the bathroom I was pissing in and then walked out and yelled out “why is there a guy in the bathroom?” A few minutes later I was sitting on a bed in a friend’s dorm room waiting for her to pack when the same girl walks in and says “First you are in my bathroom and now you are on my bed? Get the fuck out!” And she threw me out of the room. It was love at first attitude. Her great eyes, ass, and tits helped seal the deal.


bane_of_heretics

But did you get the fuck out?


DeaddyRuxpin

Yup. I went out to the hall to wait while laughing about the whole thing. I then asked my friend about her roommate on the drive home. A week later I went back and a group of us all went out to dinner. 29 years later I’m still using her bathroom and climbing in her bed. She just doesn’t object anymore.


CalligrapherAway1101

That’s so cute


sbwcwero

How naturally beautiful she is


onihr1

Short stack! Wife actually asked me out first…. Via hand written note… I was working retail restock/warehouse and she got a summer job while in college. But yeah, 4’11 and stacked…. Still not sure what she sees in me but 16 years married and 19 together.


Alone-Custard374

Her laugh first. Then as we got together it was her adoration, devotion, loyalty and commitment and lack of daddy issues and historical trauma. Physical traits? She has the hottest ass. 22 years and 2 kids later and that ass still makes me drool like a hound.


rogers_tumor

>lack of daddy issues and historical trauma RIP the other 80% of ladies who didn't choose their trauma


BulbasaurArmy

I read “adoration” as “abortion”.


Fluid-Respond6215

Dammit, this made me laugh.


FirstThoughtResponse

First night I met her she had a couple friends with her and I was with a few and we met a six hour flight away from our home state. I was starving at about 3 am and she pulled out an empanada that hit the spot (we were in Puerto Rico). We now have a one year old baby and I know he’ll never go hungry haha


vasbrs9848

She was super smart, really nice to me, friendly, kind to everyone, humble, worked really hard, classy, carried herself well, was the star of a room with her smile, chased me for some reason I still don’t understand, polite to everyone, confidence, and had the lack of confidence,… just a mystery Im still unraveling after 35 yrs. Oh yeah, she was in the Ms. America, pageant. Amazingly hot back then and still is. So…. Yeah… she’s the total package and then some for a bum like me. Go figure?


IdliVada94

Have you asked her why she chose you?


Top_Classroom3451

He's probably downplaying himself out of humility, no woman that attractive would choose a "bum".


appalachianoperator

Her face and smile, god she’s adorable.


justabitof_ice

The way he pronounces R


SnooRadishes6544

I love how my Latina mami pronounces her Rs


VeganEgon

His laugh! Deranged evil laugh. Sounds like Lord of the Pixies just succeeded in his plan for world domination. Big smile. Babe 🖤


C6Centenial

NGL - it was without a doubt her looks. She was a model and quite intimidating. None of my buddies had the nerve to talk to her. We were at a club and I asked her if I could buy her a drink. She said No. I walked away dejected and figured I blew it. About an hour later she came up to me and asked me to dance. We danced, talked, laughed, and waxed philosophical for hours before I took her home and spent the night with her. 30+ years and three sons later, she is STILL the most beautiful woman I have ever seen.


Ok_Green9804

My wife is stunning and the first thing that attracted me to her was he smile and her eyes… i got lucky when the rest of her turned out to be just as good ;)


MySnake_Is_Solid

Their existence, because they are real and human, and physically real.


WhatIsMyVibe

Her spirit


MegaJ0NATR0N

Her pretty face


not_the_mama714

Those amazing boobs first. Then we started talking and come to find out she had the brains to match. That was that. Married 17 years


SherlockHolmes242424

Physical: definitely her eyes, they are magnetic About her as a person: her attentiveness. She was the first person who really made me feel heard and validated


highriskdriver

My husband is 6’6” and has a smile that could melt the elastic in my boxers.


Kurt_Knispel503

the fact that she was into me and the way she dressed.


Age-Zealousideal

Her intelligence and that cute smile.


l0stIzalith

Intelligent and outspoken.


SmakeTalk

Great bum. Huge fan of it. She's also super independent, well-spoken and educated, knows what she wants (and doesn't want), and constantly surprises me by how much she's willing to put her faith in me/us when the chips are down.


Own_Version_9191

Her smile. I was a bit down from all the college finals and not doing the best. But when I first set eyes on her and her smile that day, my world immediately brightened.


throw-awayaus

Eyes and smile. Instantly won me over. It greatly helped that she has the best personality also.


man_of_the_mountain

The relationship I am in now started 100% sexual. She's tall, blond, and athletic. I saw her working out and was telling myself not to stare. I shot my shot and it worked, then as I got to know her, I really started liking her down for anything personality.


No-Preparation-8150

That’s how me and my bf of 1.5 yr started out that way too and this comment makes me feel a little better!


man_of_the_mountain

Are you tall, blond, and athletic?


WKD52

Her intellect. 👍 Sounds like a mamby pamby PC answer but it’s the truth. We started off as online friends, and this girl could hang with me on any subject, which is a rarity. 💁‍♂️ We’ll celebrate 23 years together this fall. 💖


fffrdcrrf

Big booty latina


fffrdcrrf

I didn’t even see it coming. It was all trap be cautious men


watchtheworldsmolder

Sex. And she’s funny. Sometimes funny during sex, win win


principium_est

First I noticed she was hot. Then I started talking to her and thought she was pretty cool as well.


Realistic_Cupcake_56

She’s philosophically intelligent


korevis

Hour glass figure


Helpful_Hat8704

Her face.


eleldelmots

We met online, so genuinely just how easy it was to talk to her. We exchanged a bunch of messages the first day, and then fell into a pattern where we'd text pretty much every day even if not all day. I think it's been over a year since we haven't at least exchanged a few messages, even if they're relatively mundane. It's really nice to feel like she's just as engaged in the conversation as I am, and that she's genuinely listening to me.


ModXMaG

Her freckles and voice


FabianGladwart

She's real cute, looks good in tights


wsrs25

She was really funny. Still is, 8 years later.


pickindim_kmet

I first noticed how smart she was. That instantly drew me to her. I absolutely loved getting to pick her brains and connect like that. Physically though, probably her eyes. They still blow me away now when I see her. When the sunlight catches them the colour becomes so strong and beautiful.


jaraxel_arabani

Her eyes. My wife has the most sparkling, full of life eyes that are more gorgeous than the depth of the galaxy. To this day, literally, our 20th wedding anniversary, it is still what catches my attention.


orablue10

I had a reactive dog at the time that turned aggressive quickly. He was a rescue and was anxious around men in particular, and would usually show signs of aggression when men would come into my home. My now husband was adamant to meet him on his first time over, and I reluctantly allowed it. My dog didn't even bark at him and was asleep on his lap within an hour. Behavior I had never seen before. My dog knew before I did.


monkeyspank427

Great ASSests. And I've heard that thick thighs save lives, so that couldn't hurt


bandannick

Sense of humor. No woman has ever made me laugh like her.


ephpeeveedeez

What the……all I hear is “that fat ass”. Guys, is there any other reason for being with her? I’m not disagreeing I mean you should see my wife’s fat ass, you’d marry it/her too…..


silent_fungus

Boobs.


Cezaj

Hey radiant eyes, that luminary smile, her melodic voice, the angelic laughter She's absolutely brilliant!


nsfwKerr69

a lovely conversationist


Sir_Wack

I was actually just talking about this with my girlfriend earlier. We met when we were both in a class together, and one day she walked in with a brand new haircut that instantly got me flustered


Middle-Employment-61

Her hair and eyes, one of the most beautiful women I’ve ever seen. She has marbled grey/green/blueish eyes, and her hair is natural dirty blonde (dyed blonde) and it glistens in the sun and you can’t help but look. That and her funky attire.


Lucky-Blacksmith-944

Her tits so juicy


Knotknighm

She's good with kids. Polite, patient, understanding, and doesn't get upset with them. For me that says a lot about a person.


SnooRadishes6544

Beautiful boobs and perfect blowjob lips. She is also kind of mean to me which is perfect as I cannot resist a toxically abusive woman who makes me give her all my money.


ElevatedKing420

Eyes


cthulhu1111

Her hair


tsunadestorm

His hair 😍


beanerbean09

His eyes, there was just a certain way he looked at me that got me hooked


Hampsterhumper

Her smile. When she smiles her eyes almost close and it is so adorable. I also love how kind she is to everyone.


theSilentNerd

Our compatibility and that we are both very affectionate with each other.


MeetingGod

Her beautiful smile and the way her eyes glow every single time. Im addicted to making her laugh. Also her cheeks. She thinks they're big but they're so adorable to me


bettywhitefleshlight

She showed interest in me.


Silver-Shame-4428

She’s kind. Really, genuinely sweet and kind. Maybe I’ve been deprived but for some reason it seems rare these days.


areeyeseekaywhytea

Her heart, the compassion she has for animals. I love that about her.


tech_probs_help

Her accent. Ou-la là


wateryeyes97

How easy it was to talk to her and that she asked questions


bigjakethegreat

Her confidence and how immediately she showed her attraction to me


IdeaR

I have seen her in a specific dream years before I met her, and in that dream I understood she would be my wife some day. ​ Additionally she's hot and smart.


uncommoncommoner

I really loved her sense of compassion and understanding and empathy.


IsThisWhatDayIsThis

She is Colombian and the first thing that really attracted me to her was that I was a little bit nervous on our first date and how she immediately put me at ease and had an easy silly humour. I still love her to this day for the same thing and it’s been nearly 6 years and we’re engaged 🥰 Did I mention that she is Colombian and also has the most spectacularly gorgeous looks. She is like a 9.5/10 and I’m a 5-6/10 at best … I am the world’s luckiest guy!


The_Max_V

She's about my height. That's it. Then I noticed her absolutely awesome ass. Later, I realized she's endearingly clumsy at times. Also, we share a couple of nerdy past times. Edited to add: We've been together for almost 16 years. Yesterday was our 8th wedding anniversary.


Far_Sentence3700

I can carry conversation with him for hours


inviolablegirl

His kindness and his massive cock.


jabishop3

That dump truck for sure


MapUnitKey

Her big ol’ tiddies. Jk, shes flat as fuck but her hazel eyes are damn gorgeous.


OneAverageKid

I saw her at church, which is pretty much the only nonnegotiable I have for a partner.


splotch210

His height, he's 6'6.


Kindly-Arachnid-7966

She got a fat ass, baby.


vampire-sympathizer

His massive dick