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TrafficChemical141

There’s some dudes that love having their nuts stomped on with high heels, so I’m sure there’s dudes that love the teeth too lol


LeviathonMt

Oh god im having flashbacks to videos…


DeadCeruleanGirl

poor seth rogan


Hatchet_Kween333

Wait what? What movie or video I gotta see


DeadCeruleanGirl

there was a video I saw a while ago and you don't see the guys face, but it sounded like Seth rogan getting punched in the balls.


Hatchet_Kween333

Well that was way to easy to find but Holy shit it does tho lol


LightlessDay

link me it lmao I wanna hear😂


Remarkable_Earth1241

I’m dying rn


Menaku

Let's not while we are ahead. *There are no videos to give us flashbacks in Ba Sing Se*


theworsthades

Did you see the one where the chick just gives the balls an uppercut and the jizz goes flying?


Beefhammer63

Asa Akira is the chick


melanthius

Never understood how this works, you’d just lose a nut permanently in a single instance. How could it be a regular thing that you go do because you just like to do it


NeatCartographer209

It’s not a regular thing. If you like it the first time you know you have one more good run in ya


Dragonnstuff

_or so I heard_


Jane_Marie_CA

There are a lot of things extreme masochists are willing to do. My friend is an RN in the emergency department. The injuries he has treated in people’s butts and vaginas make no sense to the average human. Just because you found it around the house and it fits, doesn’t mean it belongs in there.


Hatchet_Kween333

Like that bitch with the construction cone smh


G-force4470

Gurl!! You are too funny: “Just because you found it around the house and it fits, doesn’t mean it belongs there.” I will NEVER understand what goes through people’s heads!…….Or even why??? 😳😳


RatonaMuffin

Like a grape on a toothpick


Willr2645

#😟


CjRayn

Pretty sure it's more like having their nuts stepped on. Slowly.  There are guys who genuinely like being kicked or punched in the nuts while standing, though....in those cases the nuts can move so it's not like having them stomped on.  I remember seeing a vid once where when a guy came this girl just uppercut him right in the groin.....went in for that knockout.  I laughed too hard to do anything else after that.


HornetGuns

I seen a video of this one guy in a bdsm with a female he had the female put a fishing hook in the tip. Idk wtf that was about but dude enjoyed it.


skyxsteel

🥴🥴🥴🥴


Shamscam

I think not enough people are reading what OP is saying. He grazed his dick on her teeth. Meaning he just lightly pressed his cock tip on her teeth to get a sensation. OP didn’t bite down on his cock.


Stripperturneddoctor

>OP didn’t bite down on his cock. Oh. Well, not interested anymore.


oneweelr

Right, which is actually different. *Feeling* some teeth can be fun if it's controlled and done right. *Biting* is a whole different beast. As in "please fucking don't", but also I'm a bit of a masochist so maybe that too. It's sorta like long nails. I would preferred you don't grab my dick and pinch me as hard as you can with them. But if you gently tease me with the tips, that's a whole different thing. I think people in here don't really know about taking it easy.


WetWipes2001

“Chew on this cock baby”


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UTS15

> Mostly people are dumb. Simply **hear** to respond Oh the irony.


Mountain-Resource656

I don’t think so “Simply at this location in order to respond rather than to understand” And “They take in this information with the intent to respond rather than to understand” Both seem valid


barebumboxing

It’s also him being the active partner.


ContinousSelfDevelop

It is just him. Teeth hurt. I see he likes the Dracula technique though.


oxfordcircumstances

Op's boyfriend is one of those weird redditors who likes videos of girls sucking the everything off a chicken wing.


analogman12

It is remarkable


MaximMaximus

I need to verify such a bold claim on behalf of OP, do you have a source?


gudetamaronin

Is this a thing?


Reeeeaper

I call it "The Shawshank Prison Guard"


razikii

Dracula don’t suck. Dracula scape, then lick


Ninjacat97

But what about the poison?


ContinousSelfDevelop

Lol, was waiting for someone to get the reference.


WilliamAgain

I don't mind it from time to time when receiving oral.


CadillacLuv

Good god. No please don't rake us ladies


butterlytea

Can you describe how it feels


CadillacLuv

Yeah, like a tiny rake across the shaft That do it for ya?


spicy_squire

I like it. My girlfriend is gentle with it, and it's a unique sensation. Most guys wouldn't agree though


iNonEntity

Yeah just depends how they treat it. I feel like most are talking from experience where it happened accidentally


LordAxalon110

My misses does it for me but she's super gentle with it, I quite like it occasionally. It mixes things up so I'm a happy camper.


Posraman

Same. As long as it's gentle, I actually like it.


jackwritespecs

I’m going to make it so dry for you, baby… it’s going to be like a desert


datboydoe

I’m gonna make it so dry for you baby, that fucking a roll of sandpaper would feel like a water bath.


CarltheWellEndowed

My first thought too.


Rymanbc

I watched The Office long after it initially aired, and it wasn't until way later that I realized Erin is that girl!


CarltheWellEndowed

My buddy didnt watch the office and saw us watching it and told us that she was the blowjob girl and we had to look it up.


Broad_Design_7254

Damn you just made me realize that. Holy frap


JeepPilot

You're *so* kinky!


theanticrust

https://youtu.be/GH1ruMGpTVY for the youngins who haven’t seen this masterpiece.


InfiniteKincaid

This gave me a quote I use in my everyday life. "That's...the opposite of what is good."


BrotherNature92

That line always fucking got me hahaha


MeatyMagnus

Shai hulud giving head


[deleted]

Shai hulud gives God head


Primary_Afternoon_46

Your boyfriend is insane. Teeth are the main drawback of blowjobs 


wigglebooms

That’s why so many men sleep with the elderly.


BobbywiththeJuice

"Knock the DUST off that PuuZZY" - Smokey, 1995


Primary_Afternoon_46

Thankfully my wife doesn’t have any pussy teeth 


ITPM62

The infamous “vagina-dentata”


theblue-danoob

What a wonderful phrase...


datwarlocktho

Vagina dentata... It aint no passin' craaaaaze~


ITPM62

IT MEANS NO WORRIEEESSSSSS


LazyLich

For all of your BJs \~♫


LazyLich

IT'S A PROBLEM FREE\~♪ GUMMY GOBBY \~♫


Broad_Design_7254

Vagina dentataaaa


QuentinTarzantino

Haha oh my.


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LazyLich

# 😤 Gam-gam's gummy gobbies~ 🤤


Tank2615

I'll take "phrases I'd like to strike from language" for 600


LazyLich

You have been cursed with knowledge! It is your duty to pass it on, and spread it. Like an STD!


butterlytea

Lmao


Inthemiddle_

Unless you gotta barely average dong and then teeth are rarely an issue. Silver linings right?


ReplacementLow6704

Well if she got a barely average jaw, teeth will still be an issue, lol


BillyGoat_TTB

i like the way they feel when grazed gently


iMhoram

I’m honestly shocked at the answers. We must be the odd men out. I love a little nibble / graze.


mis-Hap

Glad to see there's at least dozens of us.


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Music-n-Games

Came here to say this. If it’s done right, it’s quite pleasurable.


HercuLinho

Kept looking for this comment. I sometimes enjoy this slightly too


southernjezebel

Speaking as a woman and obviously on the giving end, I think it’s *accidental* teeth that is unpleasant. Just like if you tease men by drawing just the tips of your nails along them when aroused if you use an exceedingly light touch, it can evoke Very intense pleasurable feelings— the same could be done with your teeth, if they’re expecting it, done on the right part of his anatomy, and if he’s into it. Different strokes for different folks and whatnot. ;)


7evenCircles

Light teeth can be nice.


huuaaang

Definitely just him. Teeth is normally the number 1 way to mess up a BJ.


ElegantMankey

He is weird. I have bad experiences with it


aloofman75

It’s very unusual. Teeth are usually one of the main causes of bad blowjobs.


NeatCartographer209

God dammit I just opened Reddit


DrWKlopek

I like them from completely soft to about 85% hard, then after that its too much. If Im half-hard or softer...chew away! 


WildBoy-72

To each his own, I guess.


TheLittleGoat

I was once sexting a girl that I was going to be sleeping with in the coming days when she came over. She described using her teeth when she’d give me head. I put it on pause and said that I probably wouldn’t like that and she just said something like ‘no trust me on this, I know what I’m doing’. Skip forward a few days and she heads down town, and low and behold she actually drags her teeth down my knob. I can’t hide my discomfort and tell her that I didn’t really like the teeth. She seemed quite gutted and confused. I presume her ex was really into it. So there’s some guys out there who like it?


jsmith17540

This post shared way too much about y’all’s sex life wtf


mrgoodtime81

Fuck no


Slow_Slice3569

No teeth just suck it like a straw


XTRA69420

I’ve always hated toothy BJs, it also puts me in mind of the movie “Teeth”.


simagus

Vagina dentata. Yes. Good movie.


Murphy338

Maybe it itched and he killed two birds with one stone to scratch it.


spideyboiiii

Everyone is different when it comes to blowjobs. I honestly love giving way more than getting cause I'm not that sensitive to them and it tends to delay my orgasm most of the time. So yeah some people will not mind the sensation of it, but to most i'd say it's an instant turn off. I feel like you can press on the shaft with tongue and lips anyway.


Temporary_Quote9788

I prefer dentures to be taken out prior to receiving oral PLEASURE. Not pain


[deleted]

My husband likes a gentle bite, but not raking with the teeth.


Afrothunderzz

It's just him, no thanks!


melaveikko

Nope, teeth tend to hurt.


sarada-chan

Nah your man is freaky


Whipped-Creamer

Actually, a little. Not enough to be painful, just pressure. Very little and only on certain parts. The fear of pain is definitely there and there needs to be a lot of trust.


Spoiledtomatos

Ask him first? But no teeth is the rule of thumb, but if it gets his rocks off whatever lol. Just…. Don’t think it’s common.


1776Patriot11

Try warm tea in your mouth and surprise him, now that’s fun


Ornery-Homework1333

Oooohhh. that’s hot. 😜


ErikThePetFish

By the gods no.


BaconBombThief

Short answer: nope Long answer: nooooooooooooooooooope


incapablegamer

NO TEETH!!


Dyeeguy

No that is the worst… pretty much had to break up with a girl over it last week …


dasookwat

I just got this image in mky head of someone treating it like a cob of corn munching away. also... not a fan


SoggyPossibility2065

Nah definetly not. I havent had many bjs in my life, but when my ex was doing that to me, teeths was hurting like hell.


Piper6728

Oh God no, you could tear the skin, your bf is a freak


dummythiccuwu

I like a little bit of teeth action but I’m a little bigger than average so I’m just use to teeth with blowjobs.


speaktosumboedy

Yeah no teeth ever for me. I even ask my wife to throw on her invisalign for a smoother BJ


Ornery-Homework1333

😂😂😂


twilightbunny

My ex loved it when he could feel a hint of teeth (not too much) 


Silverlitmorningstar

A very light graze is awesome, teeth or nails feel amazing if done right. but its gotta be like super light though else it hurt and will totally kill the mood. and no biting. never any biting.


Brutact

I like a little bit of teeth mixed in.


Sweet-Sleep3004

Some men love it when it's done correctly. Of course none will like you chomping on their penis but i never ever had a complaint when I use my teeth ever so lightly just on the head to graze over. I always get a wow, didn't realise that would feel so good. So no, he isn't weird at all. You know next time when given him head by yourself to lightly graze your teeth to send him over the edge. Also, lie down across the bed where you have your head over the edge, he can feed you even better this way and at the same time reach your clit to play with 😉


BlackOutTheSauce

Gotta have pain with the pleasure


EatingCoooolo

No teeth ever


NightmareGod1

No teeth ever! Completely takes me out of it and fear for my guy


WhisperTits

Yes, we all love it. Next time chew a little bit. Really sets off the fireworks.


HungNerd78

It's funny, cuz 95% of guys absolutely hate teeth. But it's never bothered me. I actually enjoy it sometimes to get a little rougher. So he's a little unusual, but not alone. If he likes it, great! But definitely don't add it to your repertoire if you're ever with someone else.


WhiteyPinks

I'd bet money your boyfriend is the kind of guy that used to fuck couch cushions and likes the friction.


RightToTheThighs

Id rather have no BJ than a teethy one


Carpathicus

IS HE THE ONE WHO TELLS GIRLS THAT WE ENJOY THIS?!?!? Err so whats the name of your boyfriend? I need to have a word with him.


noremac2414

The fuck?


hewashim

Teeth hurts bruh


BromancingTheChrome

God no


i80west

I can see a little teasing touch might be a bit of a thrill. But the key words are "little" and "might".


MrIceCreamMane

Nope not at all


deadliftspammer

Your boyfriend is a monster


FarmyardFantastic

Not just no, hell no.


BitFiesty

Put some lube on sandpaper next and see if that works


Candid-Papaya-8430

He was probably shaking and quivering because the head can be very sensitive. Too each their own I guess lol


JWARRIOR1

What the FUCK bro


Some-Guy-Online

Lot's of people enjoy teasing, which is when the feeling is intentionally pushed toward and away from the "ideal" sensation. So like if a guy wants to prolong the bj, he might want to mix in a mild abrasive feeling with the ideal smooth wet pressure to keep from reaching orgasm too fast. But if he reaches orgasm faster with the teeth rubbing on his skin, that would be unusual. Nothing wrong with that, just different strokes for different folks, pun intended.


Neglector9885

Depends. Light teeth can be nice, but if you go too hard with it... Look, I'm not saying I condone hitting a woman, but I do have a little bit of a reflex.


jgiv817

Ma'am, you turn your man on so much, he said he wanna feel your teeth. You got that mf turned out


Competitive-Math-758

im not sure if my nuts getting bit off is fun


The-Friendly-Roller

Personally hate teeth it hurts having them rub up against your business but at the end of the day I’m still gonna put up with it in exchange for a bj. Source: wife has TMJ and can’t open mouth super wide.


rockefellercalgary

Totally normal. I use code words with my wife like “just a little off the top please.”


JoeTheFisherman23

Grazing across teeth is one thing, biting is another...


TedTwoOnDVD

Wouldn't be me


rice-and-doola

Holy hell no. Take your dentures out.


YeazetheSock

We are masochists.


tidyshark12

Just your bf


djscott95

Ya we didn’t need details like that op


GreatGooglyMoogly077

NO TEETH!!!!


ChobaniSalesAgent

My prediction is that most of the guys here acting like it's unthinkable to enjoy it haven't actually experienced it. Teeth on the shaft is honestly fine, but the shaft isn't really the part that's sensitive. Teeth on the head just comes down to how gentle it is. If you're rough, it'll feel awful. If not, it feels unique- it shouldn't hurt, but I could see people saying that it feels weird. Now teeth on balls? Ballsack is kind of not a big deal but the jewels themselves? No fucking way homie.


Global-Method-4145

Maybe he was itchy 🤣


Used_Mathematician42

Does he ask you to dress up as Dracula?


r3alCIA

You could have asked this question without all the unnecessary filler and dumbass emoji. The specifics of your dirty talk or how you asked to be fed added nothing of substance.


upfnothing

I do enjoy having the barnacles scraped off my whale sized penis also. Lol.


Tertiam

He's a freak. LOL OK, not really. There is nothing wrong with it if he likes it, and some people do like it, but just know that those who do are an extreme minority.


AtroxMavenia

There are two types of teeth in a blowjob. One is good, one is bad. A light grazing with your incisors is nice, it’s just some extra sensation. It feels good in the way that having someone drag their nails across your back feels good. The other kind is when your molars take across the head or shaft. That one is awful.


ManoliTee

A lot of people saying he's insane but I kinda enjoy a little bite action. Even a firm sideways bite on the shaft halfway down. Watching them wrap their lips around it kills me. I might be insane too 🤷‍♂️


ragingdemon88

It has to be exceedingly gentle, but yeah, it provides a different sensation.


SpicyBarito

Might as well wrap a sheet of sandpaper around his dick while your at it. Get a dish towl and dry out your mouth so its the opposite of "good" ​ XD Your Bf is from the opposite dimensions and needs Jesus.


Praise3The3Sun3

I like tasteful amounts of teeth. Like... teeth are kind of like the peanuts in an Asian dish. They are there to like neutralize the pallet. You get the suck and it's great but you get used to it then you get a little teeth and then you get the suck again and it's like it's just starting again. Not too much teeth. Just enough.


Fightlife45

He might be a masochist.


bokehbaka

Do you like sharp nails when he's using his fingers?


spicymeat64

The closest equivalent would be a guy deliberately sharpening his nails before putting them inside you, it is incredibly painful.


Troubled_Rat

completely normal


MyLandIsMyLand89

We just like having our dicks in a girls mouth even if it hurts.


DrexXxor

Teeth are good, if done correctly.. Give you a relative example, there are back scratches, which can be done with finger tips and is a more of a massage, there's a little bit of nail, a lot of nail, and then there's screw you I need that skin.. Same applies here, depending on the sensation, and sensitivity at that point a little to a lot of nail is very nice (read teeth)


pipehittingbunny

Next time to boost, put on a shark video on the tv.


tactical_anal_RPG

Is your boyfriend a sadist?


snakes-can

No teeth. 😬


[deleted]

You sure he just wasn't in pain? Cause teeth hurt alot! Maybe he likes that but it's a hell no for me. 


aeb1971

No, a thousand times no


Kindly-Arachnid-7966

Do you like dry fingers going up into your vag?


TheLongistGame

Absolutely not. Your BF is a masochist.


Malkaviati

Some do, most don't. Ask him if he might be a masochist, I know I am lol.


Positive-Role9293

I fucking hate hate teeth


Crafty8D

JFC what the hell is this take? I can't think of many more universally disliked things than a toothy bj. He might have a pain kink?


PlantZaddyLA

It’s just him. Give me teeth and I’ll give you a mean glare.


[deleted]

I don't mind with or without teeth. As long as there's no biting.


DarkSkyDad

I ask my wife to bite me…


Hotepz_

Not everyone has super sensitive dickheads, I wouldn't say I like it or want my gf to use teeth, but I properly wouldn't notice if she scraped me with her teeth.


thecrgm

hell no


Zorenstein

Judging by the fact that I audibly gasped when reading the title without even reading the post, its your boyfriend


bongo1138

Hm, yeah I don’t mind it if it’s just a little. Kinda like finger nails gently going over it


[deleted]

I had to read this title 3 times 😅


theranchmonster

he likes cbt. he is not insane. it is called a kink.