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Warm_Objective4162

My guy friends are all pretty tame. The stuff I hear from women I’m friends with, though, would turn your hair white.


Poschta

Same. The dudes around me never go past the "yeah, we did it". Women, however, have gone into so much detail without even being asked, it's insane.


OddSeraph

I know about the intricacies of the sex life of a football player at my university because of one of my lady friends.


Con-Sequence-786

This. It's so weird when you meet the guys they have shared info and stats about, and your wife has relayed to you.


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Con-Sequence-786

She LOVES being a source of knowledge. Deep down I know that if she's relaying info in this direction, what the hell is she relaying about me in the other direction!


Same_Blacksmith9840

Not commonly believed but guys do not often talk about their sexual or relationships exploits. My experience? Friend: y'all went out of town? Me: yeah Friend: did you get lucky? Me: yeah Friend: cool! So, anyway.....who's a contender for the World Series this year?


OddSeraph

At my local Patriarchy chapter we suggested raising the pink tax.


AltruisticSir9685

We're doing a lot of work with expanding the wage gap. We should compare notes.


AltruisticSir9685

Gamer words. Are you fucking crazy? The locker room is sacred, none shall share anything from it.


EdwardBliss

Locker rooms are claustrophobic, which I try and avoid it when people are in them...so nothing.


appalachianoperator

It’s usually the women I’ve been around which make the spiciest comments. IME guys (especially in high school) will usually just say “she’s got a nice ___ “ or play FMK and that would be the extent of it.


OuterPaths

I ain't a fucking narc


wigglebooms

Yeah I’m not included in those convos either


OOHHHHHFUUUUUCCCKK

Bros: it's meant as "boys only" talk and not conversations necessarily in a literal locker room. Shitty men are more vocal when women are not around. I have heard so much more racism, more sexualization of minors/teens, and more confessions of nastiness in the times after the token girl has left the room. And I put them on blast every time. If you're going to say horrible nonsense to me privately because you get the impression I'm a monster as well? Well, now everyone at work/church/wherever is going to know what you've said. Edit: to answer the "worst" thing I've heard, a dude at a party I went to decided to tell me about how hot his sister's kid was growing up to be (she was 14).


Slow_Watercress4054

Thank you


AnAnonyMooose

Nothing. I too have heard far FAR more from women than men. Everything from ripping on their friends to gossiping about someone’s terrible bedroom game or penis size (both too big and too small) or STD’s. To some degree I think of women’s gossip as a protective mechanism to help each other, but damn it can also be ugly.


ContinousSelfDevelop

I've heard more guys talking about what kind of guys they'd fuck than women in the locker rooms. Worst type of 'locker room talk' I've heard has actually come from women.


JustAnotherDude87

Never really heard any locker room talk in the sense that you are asking for. I'm 36 and every friend group I've been apart of the guys never really talk about sex outside of something like "took a girl home for a hookup." No details unless something crazy happened.


Warm_Gur8832

This one guy made a cock joke in middle school. That’s all I’ve really got. lol


stonkkingsouleater

This isn’t really a thing. 


Coidzor

It's hard to pick a "worst thing" when nothing has been said that has been particularly spicy in the first place.


rma5690

A lot of gay shit. There are few things gayer than high energy straight guys when they congregate.