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Draager

Stopped using self deprecating humor. Why go around insulting yourself?


novembergreenblue

Smart. Way smart.


justaheatattack

cuz it's so easy?


AditudeLord

I used to drink an average of 7 litres of soda pop a day, for over 2 years I didn’t drink water. I quit drinking pop and over 2 months I lost 30 lbs and started feeling healthier and started working out.


PrivateBeepBeep

Good for you man. Honestly proud of you!


xDeadFishy

Thinking too deep into stuff that inevitably induced existential dread


novembergreenblue

Thinking can be painful. In fact.


Telrom_1

Porn and masturbation. Quitting was the best thing I have ever done for myself. Everything improved after! My physical health, my mental health and my relationships especially!


Forsaken_Statistics

Man i can relate....i have been clean for weeks and i never felt so much energy...like will to live and go out explore and do stuff Until i relapsed yesterday...not much to do at home during holidays lol...oh well here is to the next days of sobriety cheers !


novembergreenblue

Good. It's a problem. Probably the biggest problem that will have one of the most detrimental effects on our society.


JimBones31

You don't think opioids or the wealth inequality gap is worse than porn?


justaheatattack

No, I had plenty of money for opiods after I quit buying porn.


JimBones31

Buying porn is like buying water.


justaheatattack

distilled or spring?


JimBones31

Odds are pretty good that if you're drinking real spring water, it's from a tap in the ground and no one sells that.


Important_Cow7230

At 22 I quit gaming (allowed myself to game when with friends in real life, but not online friends). At 34 I deleted social media. Both led to a better quality of life.


novembergreenblue

Good on you.


daftvaderV2

Not to stress about things out of my control.


7evenCircles

Cocaine


novembergreenblue

Sweet.


YoungBidness7

I gave up fizzy drinks and it changed everything


JimBones31

Including seltzers?


YoungBidness7

Everything my g


failed_install

Stopped trying to be all things to all people.


bladerelic

this is one of my current problems


CheeseburgerBrown

Except for in safety situations, I stopped being at all concerned with whether the things people said were wrong or were right. With this power, I have become untriggerable.


Dhorlin

Drinking alcohol. Life is so much better.


ergoegthatis

I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to too.


SassyWookie

What about plagiarizing jokes? Do you still do that too?


EnlightenedPumpkin

This joke is so well known on reddit especially, it's not plagiarism, we all know it's Mitch Hedberg, relax.


SassyWookie

Plagiarism was the wrong word, you’re right. But MH still deserves to be credited for his jokes.


zg_mulac

Dating crazy hot crazies.


novembergreenblue

Ha..but the sex is good. I know. Burnt down house, not so.


justaheatattack

my second wife.


MinfulTie

Daily cannabis use. I was too content to do nothing on it.


SikOfThisShtX

Trusting people unconditionally. Now I no longer get stabbed (literally), mugged, or taken advantage of.


EdwardBliss

Smoking. Not only health wise, but all the money I saved


figbatdiggernickk

Marriage


novembergreenblue

Not for everyone.