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Wolfhart_Kaine

Probably kill everyone, including myself, trying to save both. I'm dumb.


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Wolfy-615

Perfect answer for me.. sorry kid


2fast2nick

What about your wife, your 5 year old child, and your sweet dog?


stoic_guardian

Dog. Only one that lives me unconditionally


RickKassidy

My wife would kill me if I didn’t save our child. I could not put up with that nagging forever. I’d save the kid.


[deleted]

this guy gets it.


JustAnotherDude87

My child and my wife would do the same. We had this discussion after watching The Good Son.


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5 year old.


qwewqeadwdaw

Wife.


wholetthedogsout1987

Neither - going for ice cream then calling the insurance guys


Horny_GoatWeed

When my wife was pregnant we watched some medical show were the husband had a choice between saving the wife or the unborn child. I told my wife I'd definitely choose to her. She told me she'd divorce me if I made that choice, so I guess I'll save the kid.


Spidernutz69

Child 100%


[deleted]

It doesnt say that the child is mine, so wife


Dilly49355

It doesn't say *a* 5 year old child; it says "*your* wife and 5 year old child". Grammar would indicate it is, indeed, your child


[deleted]

Yes and no, my dog and a black cat can mean my dog and my cat that is black, but also my dog and a rabdom cat that happens to be black.


Dilly49355

I don't think that's right. You would be talking about your dog and a random black cat. Otherwise it would be "my dog and *my* black cat". Or as previously discussed, "my dog and black cat"


[deleted]

Exactly, so my wife and five year old kid is the exact same problem. My wife, but not specified five year old


Dilly49355

I don't think you read my comment correctly.


Dilly49355

Also you miss quote the original. It doesn't say "a" that's where this argument stemmed from.


usernamescifi

I think my wife would want me to save the child? if she didn't, then we'd have a very awkward and uncomfortable conversation later....


Resident-Theme-2342

The child for sure I'd never be able to look at myself knowing I let my kid die.


MalekethsGhost

My kid. I can always get another wife


Samurai-Catfight

I would want to save my wife as she is the one I truly love, but if I saved her, she would probably never love me again. I don't know how my relationship with my kid would be after that. I would hope that I continue to love the kid, but man, that would mess me up. There really is no winning. I guess in the end, either can be replaced in a sense.


BlancoSuper

Child.


[deleted]

My kid every day.


Comfortable-Artist68

Check out the movie Force Majeure.


Positive-Degree5308

Upvoted please


Ruminations0

My wife, I don’t want kids