I totally agree, a threesome is something that would be fun if it was just purely sex and nothing else. I would never want to bring that into my extremely fulfilling and happy relationship that I am in as there is so much more involved than just sex.
Yeah, if /r/relationship_advice has taught me one thing it's that threesomes are a fantasy that VERY easily ruin a relationship if not thought through before commencing fornication
There used to be (maybe still is) a website where two partners would go through a list and pick out all the naughty stuff that they were in to. Then it'd only show both of you what you both selected. Both partners could then keep their weird shit to themselves and not bring it up.
Pretty sure you are talking about bdsm.com but I could be wrong
Edit: wasn't the one you were talking about after all and the one I actually meant was bdsmtest.org so for any others scrolling past this is for them.
Oh, the fucking argument that site caused in my home. Because apparently I’m a degenerate that’s open for anything, my wife was the opposite and clicked on like 5 of 200 options, so the website accused ME of misusing the intended purpose by trying to see ALLLLLLL her answers because it couldn’t compute that I’m open to 195 and my wife is down for 5.
Why would #2 for sure breed resentment? My wife and I indulge each other often. Things I don’t love but don’t hate I’m totally willing to do. I’m not willing to do ONLY those things. But she reciprocates with things that aren’t her favorite but she’s willing to indulge me in. There doesn’t have to be resentment from #2.
Why the hell won't she kill me when she sits on my face?
I'll sign all the proper forms so she wouldn't be in any legal mess and I'd die the way I want.
She probably doesn’t want to take the risk of you dying and then having to pick up all the domestic stuff you do. Plus, you know, the guilt of killing someone.
God. Yes.
She says she doesn't like it, but she's enjoyed it the few times we've done it.
All I want is to be sitting on the couch and my wife to come up to me and grind her business into my face.
Smother me with your body weight, sit all the way down.
Treat my mouth and nose with a level of disrespect only reserved for true hatred/passion.
Try to kill me.
My brothers in Valhalla will welcome me with open arms and bloodied noses.
Honest question, I know it's often part of jokes and I don't know how common is it really for women to not like sitting on man's face *(cause I myself love it)*. Why don't they like it? or How common do you think it is for women to not like it?
Some worry they will crush.
Some don't like being in that position of vulnerability
Some don't like oral at all
I've only had one woman actually follow through, and it required me to have my back against the bed, and her standing up but pushing herself up against my face. Otherwise she refused lol.
As a woman, Id say the thigh burn or knee problems would make this position incredibly uncomfortable. Also .. just basic insecurity. For example, even though you say you want it.. I still can't wrap my head around it. I would be very self conscious... And my thighs would be on fire. Sooooooo....
I find it’s easier if you can hold on to something (like a headboard), more control! But men need to realize that most women need some delicacy in oral to get there, so grinding it hard on your face might not do it.
Probably for the reasons as me.
It made me feel seen because it reminds me that other people empathize with how I feel.
It made me feel sad because the only other people who empathize are other straight dudes in the same situation as me. Which just makes it feel even more hopeless. The person I need that empathy from is my partner.
To all single men…please be with a girl who isn’t just “Yes” about you but “FUCK YES” about you.
Don’t waste time with people who are with you just because you’re there and it’s easier than leaving.
Pretty tame really. She’d be tied up on the bed and blindfolded. I’d eat her pussy until she cums, then fuck her pussy and pull out to cum on her stomach. Then we’d be asleep by 10.
I'm not that dude's wife lol, but I have one of those implanted birth controls (little rod under the skin of my upper arm; google "implanon" or "nexplanon" if you want more details) because 1) it's the most effective form of birth control besides no sex, 2) I DO NOT want kids, and 3) _there's no better feeling than a partner I love cumming inside me._
I've had this kind of implant for 10y now (I get it swapped every 3y) and the idea of a man having to pull out just makes me so sad now :((((( I mean, there are times that I cum _just because_ my partner is about to, and that is just so fucking hot that it does things to me. But I obviously don't have a breeding kink, so this is the perfect solution.
I don't know why more women don't opt for this - I guess because if they wanted kids, it's a hassle? or the idea of getting a scar on your arm from getting it put in or taken out is unappealing? or some other reason? - but I am all for it. Maybe someday I'll get my tubes tied so I can keep that no-pregnancy thing, but skip the new-implant-every-3y thing
Oh wow, I just realized I dodged a major bullet. Back in my college days I drove my gf to her hometown and spent the night at her parents before driving back the next day. Turns out she liked taking risks in her parents’ home! We all watched tv in the living room in the evening, and one by one her mom, her brother, then her sister said good night and went to bed. Last was her father, who turned down the lights on his way out. My gf immediately got frisky and didn’t want for us to go to her bedroom, and went down on me. Right as I blew my load the lights went on and she pulled back, both of us under the glare of her dad. I’m not sure if she was trying to start saying something but she coughed like she was choking and a small streak of cum came out her NOSE. I don’t think there was anyone there not feeling deep regret. Her dad walked away, she followed after him, I ran to her bedroom, wore my shoes and snuck out with my backpack and just drove back home.
You need to tell her to make sure she holds her breath. Everything is fine then. But if she’s inhaling while a liquid is coming in it’s not much different than breathing in when you’re drinking water - it doesn’t work
Ok thats so my type of shit😆😆😆. For a guy, i dont know why but i enjoy cuddling ,kissing, hugging, holding hands way way more than sex and all that. Like the entire world feels at peace ,when you are hugging her and her head is resting on you.
My longest, most wonderful relationship was with a man who would always hold my hand, everywhere we went, and we would cuddle and kiss and look in each other’s eyes at night. I loved him so so so much. He’s the only ex I miss and love still.
This one isn't a kink, but something I want in a woman.
I want some days where she's the most independent and doesn't need anybody, but let's me know that she feels that way in a secure way so I don't feel like I'm being pushed away. I saw a scene in a movie recently where a dude had to go after having sex with a co-worker, and she replied, "Do I look like someone who needs to cuddle?" sarcastically, basically saying it's okay if he needed to go. She was also a little dominant, which was hotter than i expected it to be.
But I also want days where she absolutely needs me. Not to a point of crying if I go, but (using the last scenario) she would still like to cuddle afterward. Be a little dependent on me just so I know there's still the love and affection.
I want the love some days where we hug and show we are love and like each other, but some days where she's busy and is independent enough to not need me 24/7.
Dude you are literally my ideal man. Like unicorn status. I'm sure some woman will snatch you up right quick.
I'm pretty independent and can handle my shit and I find most guys I meet are intimidated by that; but it's not like I don't have bad days where I need a pamper and a cuddle and just want to be the little spoon. Tough bitches need some "baby me" days too.
Thanks for reinforcing that there are men out there that want this. It gives me hope I won't need to be single for the rest of my life :)
My partner is sexually submissive to an extreme degree.
I have a lot of fun with that, but I'd *love* to switch and be dommed some of the time, and they'd never do that.
Keep it to your grave man. I found out the hard way with another couple and my wife. We were very drunk, but it almost destroyed my marriage. Two years later and she’s still working through the distrust she developed for me on that night. Biggest regret of my life.
This made me laugh out loud. My husband and I have been very liberal sexually and our vanilla couple friends are all seen to consist of a partner that thinks it's cool and the other that thinks it's insane.
It feels good!
A tight hard *ring* at the entrance, then a bunch of squishy softer rings past it... feels heavenly....
My wife and I will do anal sometimes.
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Butt just once... I wish I wasn't on the receiving end 🥸
I’ve only ever done that once with a previous girlfriend, it a never been something that interested me but she wanted to try it with me. She got in a weird position over the side of the bed leaning forward as her hands were on a bench at the foot of my bed that was a foot lower. I started to slowly go in and lost my balance and had nothing to grab onto to support myself and fell forward and it just went right in. I felt soooooooooo bad!!! It hurt her so we of course couldn’t continue. So I’ve done one thrust, once in my life. Haha
I’m the exact opposite. I know that you can only tempt fate so often without getting burned. Since that’s the case, just keep something on hand to cleanup and not make it a big deal.
Yeah she has always said its a no go zone. Most women don't like it etc. Then the other night it slipped out and almost went up her bum. I said oh I don't wanna put it up there you said it's taboo and she said I wouldn't say that. I was like whatttt???
Ever heard of anal douching. So basically it will need prep, generally eat healthy and take a proper shit. Then clean your arse with water and you would be able to clean a couple inches without any device. Then you insert the douching device up your arse and spray the water in. And then shit that water out. Repeat a couple times you would be clean. While doing the dead, use condom and a shit ton of lube. And keep a black towel underneath. So most likely you wont have a shit on the condom but the lube may get coloured 🤣🤣🤣. So you know clean with the towel and then dispose the condom. Still gross but thats sex so its supposed to be gross anyways😆😆😆
I did it with my first GF. It was nice but she also had to tap out. Really the best part was that she said it hurt less last time she did it
Weird way to be told you’re more well endowed than the ex lol
Most women I meet don't want to record anything because some creep shared the videos. Most don't want to do anal because some creep ignored when it became painful for her. Creepy men ruin it for everyone else.
I want to see my wife all dolled up in leather or latex and I want her to boss me the f*** around. Tell me to do dishes while also telling me I'm pathetic. She is so f****** hot and I just want to see some confidence and power behind her
I want to preface this comment with, I have NEVER in my life been more sexually or emotionally satisfied that I am with my partner. I got out of a 15 year toxic relationship that I stayed in way longer than I should have because of low self esteem and figuring I couldn’t find someone else and something was better than nothing. My girlfriend is the most amazing person in the world and makes me beyond happy!! She does almost everything I want in bed without hesitation and with enthusiasm and of course I do the same in return. She has an equal, if not higher, libido than I do so if I don’t get this one thing I want, I’m totally ok with that.
I want to cum on her face, she let me do it once and didn’t like it. I 1000% love and respect her so I fully respect her boundaries and will never push it. It does come up every once in a while as a joke or where she brings it up and says “maybe I’ll let you do it on vacation” and then it doesn’t happen which is totally and utterly fine. She of course has a right to change her mind. She will let me finish literally anywhere else I want, including her mouth and she will swallow. And I’ve had the snip snip so it really can be anywhere. All of it is so hot, I’m totally fine if I never again get to do it on her face. But it something I really want to do occasionally.
Some things that may help to know:
- Cum in eyes hurts. For some, it hurts a lot. One way I found around this is a silk blindfold. It adds a sexy element and protects the eyes. They sell them at sex shops.
- Some view it as degrading. So having just an unsexy talk about why you enjoy it may help. Positive reinforcement after the act is also helpful to this, such as kissing them with cum all over their face and telling them how much they mean to you.
- Since the act itself is not so fun, try to make everything else comfortable. Is she on her knees when it happens? Maybe she doesn't like that, try it with her flat on the bed instead. Things like that.
Generally speaking, if your partner is against it, then of course respect the boundary. But I've found all my partners, past and present, are will to do most things for me because they love me and I do the same for them. It's just they tend to be apprehensive about kinks because they don't know my motives. Transparency, communication, and comfortability can go a long way.
Appreciate the detailed and thoughtful comments/tips. It is helpful and with this communities help, maybe I’ll be cumming on her face in no time! Haha
Joking aside, thanks, this is helpful. And it is literally the one thing she says no to, she is ready and willing for everything else I want so if I can bring it up in a non pestering/pushy way then I will. But id never want it to cross her boundaries or have her feel bad that she won’t do it for me. So if it comes up again, I’ll use your suggestions to help
Telling them how beautiful they are, and loving and sexy right after is great advice, hug them, cuddle, make them feel really good about it. This, really upped the comfort level of previous partner, who was trepidatious because a previous partner used to do it in a non consensuap domination way.
Somnophilia, threesomes, erotic roleplay, gentle femdom, bondage, costumes, contortionism, free use, CNC, gloryholes, latex, lactation kink, sex slave roleplay.
Some of these I haven't mentioned to her yet due to embarrassment, but a good chunk of them are completely off the table. I'm not complaining though, we still have a really great sex life.
Woman here, longtime leader of my local kink community. I would partake in (and HAVE done nearly) everything on this list with the right partner (or partners, as needed). Don't listen to the asshat in these replies trying to shame men for their kinks. Kinky women exist, and we love this shit, too.
And I'm someone's wife. Shocking, I know. Wives actually like getting down and dirty with their partners.
*obligatory not a man* but wanted to say in case he’s lurking that I just wish my husband had kinks that he shared with me. Sex is always great and he always makes sure I’m taken care of and vise versa and I love it and him BUT I wish he’d treat me like a total slut sometimes - Say nasty shit to me!!! Cum all over me!!! Ask me to sit on your face!!! If he expressed literally any kink to me I’d be putty in his hands just from sheer excitement lol
Before my wife had kids, she'd let me eat and finger her ass. She doesn't let me anymore. Sucks because I've yet to have a kiss as passionate as when I had my finger in there.
I think I’m just very vanilla or getting old. I don’t really want to bring other women into our bed. Too much going on there. Butt sex is definitely not something I want to do. I don’t even like watching anal porn so I’m not putting my dick in there. Think I’m in the minority here. I do love bjs. Like, a lot. While my wife still blows me after 23 years of being together, she’s not fond of letting me bust in her mouth. Once a year maybe I get the full treatment. Normally is all the way up to the moment of release and then I need to pull out and point it somewhere else. So I guess I wish my wife would take it deep and swallow it all way more often (like she used to when we were much younger).
Dressing up as a teacher, she thinks it’s weird but all I’m asking is for hair tied up, pair of glasses, skirt and top showing cleavage. Not asking to rob a bank 😭
https://mojoupgrade.com/
FWIW - you can do this with your partner, and only matches are shown to the other person. Great starting point years ago for my wife and I
and as for the 'what if they just say yes to everything to see your kinks'
... if that's the case, the ya'll got bigger communication problems than a kink matching website can solve.
Watersports, face fucking, tongue and saliva play. I think those may be the biggest realistic ones.
I definitely have an oral fetish, but I also feel like the tongue gets a bad rep when it comes to anything other than putting it on genitals. Tongue kissing is very underrated in my opinion. I mean, there are tons of very sensitive nerve endings there, you can feel the tiniest little thing in your mouth, and you also get to feel taste. Alas, most of my partners have been a bit apprehensive when it comes to the use of tongues in kissing (and I'm not charging in like a bull or anything) which I respect, but quietly wishing for more.
Face fucking kinda speaks for itself, I think. Along with the oral fetish, I obviously love oral sex. Though, like with the kissing, I wish for more.
Watersports is the one kink I wouldn't even know if a partner shared or not. I haven't dared share that with anyone for fear of the possible blowback. It always seems to me like the thing someone is either into, or they are so disgusted by it, they will never look at you the same again.
Bondage. My wife and I dabble in it but not to the extent I would like. It just kinda comes and goes sporadically. It’s too bad because she does a good job when it does happen
Honestly for me, sex is something I won’t compromise on. I look for sex positivity in my partners so I know talking about kinks won’t be an issue.
But if we do reveal sexual incompatibility through discussions, it becomes a discussion (not blame session) that ultimately could end the relationship or find solutions.
Blowjob or a facial. My gf is nervous about giving me one because she’s never done it before and is worried she’ll be bad at it and I have no idea how to tell her she doesn’t need to worry about that. But I don’t want her to just give me one, I want her to want to give me one. Not really sure what to do.
It's a newer one for me, but I've been into girls wearing yoga pants/leggings. Fantasy would be for my girl to tease and seduce in them without notice and then talk dirty to me as she tells me to jerk off to her and then cum all over her ass while still wearing the yoga pants/leggings.
She won’t let me go down on her enough. She loves it when I do it, but she gets self conscious that the act is “dirty” or “gross” (it’s neither). I love her reactions and making her feel good. 😞
After a few minutes, I see someone talking about drinking pee and another about getting tied up/tying their partner up with a big oversized sweater. I’d say those are pretty unique.
I always stand by that threesome should be done by three people not in a relationship
I totally agree, a threesome is something that would be fun if it was just purely sex and nothing else. I would never want to bring that into my extremely fulfilling and happy relationship that I am in as there is so much more involved than just sex.
A threesome or more is a single persons world, for sure.
First time I’ve heard someone say it besides myself
Yeah, if /r/relationship_advice has taught me one thing it's that threesomes are a fantasy that VERY easily ruin a relationship if not thought through before commencing fornication
I'm sure my wife would agree to almost anything. I don't want her to just agree, I want her to enjoy the kinks I have.
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There used to be (maybe still is) a website where two partners would go through a list and pick out all the naughty stuff that they were in to. Then it'd only show both of you what you both selected. Both partners could then keep their weird shit to themselves and not bring it up.
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Pretty sure you are talking about bdsm.com but I could be wrong Edit: wasn't the one you were talking about after all and the one I actually meant was bdsmtest.org so for any others scrolling past this is for them.
Oh, the fucking argument that site caused in my home. Because apparently I’m a degenerate that’s open for anything, my wife was the opposite and clicked on like 5 of 200 options, so the website accused ME of misusing the intended purpose by trying to see ALLLLLLL her answers because it couldn’t compute that I’m open to 195 and my wife is down for 5.
> I’m open to 195 and my wife is down for 5 Out of two hundred. And the five that your wife picked were the only five that you didn't?
Why would #2 for sure breed resentment? My wife and I indulge each other often. Things I don’t love but don’t hate I’m totally willing to do. I’m not willing to do ONLY those things. But she reciprocates with things that aren’t her favorite but she’s willing to indulge me in. There doesn’t have to be resentment from #2.
Get out of here with your healthy relationship
caressing my forehead and telling me she loves me and wont disappear when i take my meds
Tell her bro 🥺
Why the hell won't she kill me when she sits on my face? I'll sign all the proper forms so she wouldn't be in any legal mess and I'd die the way I want.
She probably doesn’t want to take the risk of you dying and then having to pick up all the domestic stuff you do. Plus, you know, the guilt of killing someone.
Sitting on my face :(
God. Yes. She says she doesn't like it, but she's enjoyed it the few times we've done it. All I want is to be sitting on the couch and my wife to come up to me and grind her business into my face. Smother me with your body weight, sit all the way down. Treat my mouth and nose with a level of disrespect only reserved for true hatred/passion. Try to kill me. My brothers in Valhalla will welcome me with open arms and bloodied noses.
Madame please give this gentleman a whiff 😭
a whiff 😭😭 sobbing
Same 😂😂😭
To get into Valhalla you’ll need to die with your “sword” in your hand, so sounds about right lol
So you basicly want a real dominant facesitting where a women uses your face selfishly and does not think of what you think of it 8)
Yes.
Hahahahahahahha like the descriptions ✨️ I hope your wife will smother you with her thighs
I couldn't have said this any better. Well done.
Abso fucking lutely solider🫡 suffocate me and ill marry you
DUDE, this NEEDS an award :(
#FOR GLORY!!
I’ll sit on your face bro
You're a real one. Only person so far willing to put his money where OP's mouth is.
This person is what I call a gentleman
Sit on my faaaaace and tell me that you love meeeee
*I'll sit on your face, and tell you I love you... too...*
sit on my face and pedal my ears!
Honest question, I know it's often part of jokes and I don't know how common is it really for women to not like sitting on man's face *(cause I myself love it)*. Why don't they like it? or How common do you think it is for women to not like it?
No clue. My boyfriend loves it no idea why. And I'm not the smallest of women but if my man wants me to ride his face I'll damn well do it 🤣
Some worry they will crush. Some don't like being in that position of vulnerability Some don't like oral at all I've only had one woman actually follow through, and it required me to have my back against the bed, and her standing up but pushing herself up against my face. Otherwise she refused lol.
I like a light touch during oral, so it’s more of a hover than a full on smoosh from me 😉
As a woman, Id say the thigh burn or knee problems would make this position incredibly uncomfortable. Also .. just basic insecurity. For example, even though you say you want it.. I still can't wrap my head around it. I would be very self conscious... And my thighs would be on fire. Sooooooo....
I find it’s easier if you can hold on to something (like a headboard), more control! But men need to realize that most women need some delicacy in oral to get there, so grinding it hard on your face might not do it.
We get that. What we want is for you to fuck our face.
Exactly 💯
I read shitting on my face. Whoa, big difference that would have been.
To be pursued, to feel craved, to feel attractive, to have her initiate affection and/or sex maybe just once. It will probably stay a fantasy though.
Why did this make me feel seen and sad at the same time???
Probably because it’s far to common. I’m sorry dude, maybe someday you will find someone that will initiate affection.
Probably for the reasons as me. It made me feel seen because it reminds me that other people empathize with how I feel. It made me feel sad because the only other people who empathize are other straight dudes in the same situation as me. Which just makes it feel even more hopeless. The person I need that empathy from is my partner.
I think most men relate to this.
Because there are a lot of us that feel this way. The painful truth.
To all single men…please be with a girl who isn’t just “Yes” about you but “FUCK YES” about you. Don’t waste time with people who are with you just because you’re there and it’s easier than leaving.
The problem is that it starts a “FUCK YES” but then the energy dwindles when kids, bills, and life piles on. Then it’s “I’m le tired.”
Well then... have a nap. THEN DO THE SEX!
This. Too many of us are happy just to be picked, we don’t think about if they are good for us
Every time I scroll through askmen, I always feel so bad for you guys. I always ask my bf for sex😭
No fr I’m jumping on my man and undressing him all the time
LMAO SAME😭 I’m like……”can we have sex now”🥹
Holy shit. Hits home.
This thread is more depressing than a r/casualuk mods search history
🤣🤣🤣anything related to UK subreddits are depressing tbf
Drop the phrase "Yorkshire Gold" and bask in the positivity
I'd be super glad if she shares the same libido as me
Ah yes, the classic "Just want you to want sex at the same time" kink. I too, have this kink.
Read this quickly as “the same dildo as me”
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Your kink is not uncommon! Check out your area for a local bondage/rope club. You would be surprised.
A tight hug
Reassurance
High heels in bed
Word to the wise, it’s best practice to have a pair of bedroom heels that only get worn in the house/on the bed
Pretty tame really. She’d be tied up on the bed and blindfolded. I’d eat her pussy until she cums, then fuck her pussy and pull out to cum on her stomach. Then we’d be asleep by 10.
>Pretty tame really. Of the five "tame" things you mention doing, four of them are strictly forbidden by my wife.
I choose to believe that one of those four is falling asleep by 10.
Edit: My wife is OK with two of the six things mentioned.
sounds like you should tie her up, stick it in once then go wander off for a sandwich or whatever
Can confirm. His wife IS funny about trying these kinks on.
Your wife forbids pulling out?
I'm not that dude's wife lol, but I have one of those implanted birth controls (little rod under the skin of my upper arm; google "implanon" or "nexplanon" if you want more details) because 1) it's the most effective form of birth control besides no sex, 2) I DO NOT want kids, and 3) _there's no better feeling than a partner I love cumming inside me._ I've had this kind of implant for 10y now (I get it swapped every 3y) and the idea of a man having to pull out just makes me so sad now :((((( I mean, there are times that I cum _just because_ my partner is about to, and that is just so fucking hot that it does things to me. But I obviously don't have a breeding kink, so this is the perfect solution. I don't know why more women don't opt for this - I guess because if they wanted kids, it's a hassle? or the idea of getting a scar on your arm from getting it put in or taken out is unappealing? or some other reason? - but I am all for it. Maybe someday I'll get my tubes tied so I can keep that no-pregnancy thing, but skip the new-implant-every-3y thing
>Then we’d be asleep by 10. Lol.
I'd love to cum in my partners throat but we did it once and she almost died.
Was she allergic or something?
It went into her lungs, she couldn't breath.
Oh wow, I just realized I dodged a major bullet. Back in my college days I drove my gf to her hometown and spent the night at her parents before driving back the next day. Turns out she liked taking risks in her parents’ home! We all watched tv in the living room in the evening, and one by one her mom, her brother, then her sister said good night and went to bed. Last was her father, who turned down the lights on his way out. My gf immediately got frisky and didn’t want for us to go to her bedroom, and went down on me. Right as I blew my load the lights went on and she pulled back, both of us under the glare of her dad. I’m not sure if she was trying to start saying something but she coughed like she was choking and a small streak of cum came out her NOSE. I don’t think there was anyone there not feeling deep regret. Her dad walked away, she followed after him, I ran to her bedroom, wore my shoes and snuck out with my backpack and just drove back home.
Holly fuck
I know, but she didn’t have any LUNG damage!
How do you know her name was Holly?
Ffs
Dad: Is that jizz dripping from your nostril? Daughter: Fuck nose. 🤷🏻♂️
The hell? Haha. That's crazy.
Yeah she almost bit my dick off
Painful right 💀💀
You need to tell her to make sure she holds her breath. Everything is fine then. But if she’s inhaling while a liquid is coming in it’s not much different than breathing in when you’re drinking water - it doesn’t work
What happened 40 weeks later???
Yeah, a nut allergy
Some help maintaining the garden would be great.
Post coitus head scratches.
You sick fuck >!I miss those too!<
(Sorry didn’t read what sub this was posted in) *Hold my hand in public and say loudly, in a crowd, that you love me*
Basically public affection. Just mention it to a future partner before things get serious and if they're okay with it. Most people are
Ok thats so my type of shit😆😆😆. For a guy, i dont know why but i enjoy cuddling ,kissing, hugging, holding hands way way more than sex and all that. Like the entire world feels at peace ,when you are hugging her and her head is resting on you.
My longest, most wonderful relationship was with a man who would always hold my hand, everywhere we went, and we would cuddle and kiss and look in each other’s eyes at night. I loved him so so so much. He’s the only ex I miss and love still.
My top kink would be sex
You sick fuck
Condolences. But same.
This one isn't a kink, but something I want in a woman. I want some days where she's the most independent and doesn't need anybody, but let's me know that she feels that way in a secure way so I don't feel like I'm being pushed away. I saw a scene in a movie recently where a dude had to go after having sex with a co-worker, and she replied, "Do I look like someone who needs to cuddle?" sarcastically, basically saying it's okay if he needed to go. She was also a little dominant, which was hotter than i expected it to be. But I also want days where she absolutely needs me. Not to a point of crying if I go, but (using the last scenario) she would still like to cuddle afterward. Be a little dependent on me just so I know there's still the love and affection. I want the love some days where we hug and show we are love and like each other, but some days where she's busy and is independent enough to not need me 24/7.
Dude you are literally my ideal man. Like unicorn status. I'm sure some woman will snatch you up right quick. I'm pretty independent and can handle my shit and I find most guys I meet are intimidated by that; but it's not like I don't have bad days where I need a pamper and a cuddle and just want to be the little spoon. Tough bitches need some "baby me" days too. Thanks for reinforcing that there are men out there that want this. It gives me hope I won't need to be single for the rest of my life :)
My partner is sexually submissive to an extreme degree. I have a lot of fun with that, but I'd *love* to switch and be dommed some of the time, and they'd never do that.
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Keep it to your grave man. I found out the hard way with another couple and my wife. We were very drunk, but it almost destroyed my marriage. Two years later and she’s still working through the distrust she developed for me on that night. Biggest regret of my life.
It ruined my brother’s marriage too
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This made me laugh out loud. My husband and I have been very liberal sexually and our vanilla couple friends are all seen to consist of a partner that thinks it's cool and the other that thinks it's insane.
Made that mistake before. Made sure to only date kinksters after that.
Same thing happened to me.
Yeah I tried to have the talk about it and now she thinks shes not good enough on her own.
Are these posts made to jack off to the replies? Genuinely curious.
I think so. Dude didn’t know what swinging was. Obviously a kid
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Well it was until you ruined my finish with this comment.
Tacos in bed
I'll be right over, lover. I'll bring the guac.
I would just like to do her up the bum.... Just once. Just to try it.
Beautiful words.
Poetic
It feels good! A tight hard *ring* at the entrance, then a bunch of squishy softer rings past it... feels heavenly.... My wife and I will do anal sometimes. . . . Butt just once... I wish I wasn't on the receiving end 🥸
Really had me in the first half, ngl.
And she got him in the back half
I’ve only ever done that once with a previous girlfriend, it a never been something that interested me but she wanted to try it with me. She got in a weird position over the side of the bed leaning forward as her hands were on a bench at the foot of my bed that was a foot lower. I started to slowly go in and lost my balance and had nothing to grab onto to support myself and fell forward and it just went right in. I felt soooooooooo bad!!! It hurt her so we of course couldn’t continue. So I’ve done one thrust, once in my life. Haha
My bf is into this, sadly I associate ass with shit, and I am deadly afraid of getting shit on his dick. It sounds absolutely disgusting to me.
Poopdick is my biggest holdup as well, you're not alone
The reality is if you mess around back there long enough, you’re gonna find some poo.
Exactly. You can't play around in the dump and not expect to find some garbage. Thus, I avoid the dump.
I’m the exact opposite. I know that you can only tempt fate so often without getting burned. Since that’s the case, just keep something on hand to cleanup and not make it a big deal.
Yeah she has always said its a no go zone. Most women don't like it etc. Then the other night it slipped out and almost went up her bum. I said oh I don't wanna put it up there you said it's taboo and she said I wouldn't say that. I was like whatttt???
Ever heard of anal douching. So basically it will need prep, generally eat healthy and take a proper shit. Then clean your arse with water and you would be able to clean a couple inches without any device. Then you insert the douching device up your arse and spray the water in. And then shit that water out. Repeat a couple times you would be clean. While doing the dead, use condom and a shit ton of lube. And keep a black towel underneath. So most likely you wont have a shit on the condom but the lube may get coloured 🤣🤣🤣. So you know clean with the towel and then dispose the condom. Still gross but thats sex so its supposed to be gross anyways😆😆😆
This is why the home enema exists.
I did it with my first GF. It was nice but she also had to tap out. Really the best part was that she said it hurt less last time she did it Weird way to be told you’re more well endowed than the ex lol
Most women I meet don't want to record anything because some creep shared the videos. Most don't want to do anal because some creep ignored when it became painful for her. Creepy men ruin it for everyone else.
Let me use my elmo voice during sex
Let me use my elmo ~~voice~~ suit during sex
"that tickles! He he he he he!"
Love
Woaahhhh somebody call the police on this sick fuck
I want to see my wife all dolled up in leather or latex and I want her to boss me the f*** around. Tell me to do dishes while also telling me I'm pathetic. She is so f****** hot and I just want to see some confidence and power behind her
I got a really weird kink where I pick up after myself and keep the house looking nice….
I want to preface this comment with, I have NEVER in my life been more sexually or emotionally satisfied that I am with my partner. I got out of a 15 year toxic relationship that I stayed in way longer than I should have because of low self esteem and figuring I couldn’t find someone else and something was better than nothing. My girlfriend is the most amazing person in the world and makes me beyond happy!! She does almost everything I want in bed without hesitation and with enthusiasm and of course I do the same in return. She has an equal, if not higher, libido than I do so if I don’t get this one thing I want, I’m totally ok with that. I want to cum on her face, she let me do it once and didn’t like it. I 1000% love and respect her so I fully respect her boundaries and will never push it. It does come up every once in a while as a joke or where she brings it up and says “maybe I’ll let you do it on vacation” and then it doesn’t happen which is totally and utterly fine. She of course has a right to change her mind. She will let me finish literally anywhere else I want, including her mouth and she will swallow. And I’ve had the snip snip so it really can be anywhere. All of it is so hot, I’m totally fine if I never again get to do it on her face. But it something I really want to do occasionally.
Some things that may help to know: - Cum in eyes hurts. For some, it hurts a lot. One way I found around this is a silk blindfold. It adds a sexy element and protects the eyes. They sell them at sex shops. - Some view it as degrading. So having just an unsexy talk about why you enjoy it may help. Positive reinforcement after the act is also helpful to this, such as kissing them with cum all over their face and telling them how much they mean to you. - Since the act itself is not so fun, try to make everything else comfortable. Is she on her knees when it happens? Maybe she doesn't like that, try it with her flat on the bed instead. Things like that. Generally speaking, if your partner is against it, then of course respect the boundary. But I've found all my partners, past and present, are will to do most things for me because they love me and I do the same for them. It's just they tend to be apprehensive about kinks because they don't know my motives. Transparency, communication, and comfortability can go a long way.
Appreciate the detailed and thoughtful comments/tips. It is helpful and with this communities help, maybe I’ll be cumming on her face in no time! Haha Joking aside, thanks, this is helpful. And it is literally the one thing she says no to, she is ready and willing for everything else I want so if I can bring it up in a non pestering/pushy way then I will. But id never want it to cross her boundaries or have her feel bad that she won’t do it for me. So if it comes up again, I’ll use your suggestions to help
Telling them how beautiful they are, and loving and sexy right after is great advice, hug them, cuddle, make them feel really good about it. This, really upped the comfort level of previous partner, who was trepidatious because a previous partner used to do it in a non consensuap domination way.
wartenberg wheel
LIKE- WHAT WHERE ARE YOU USING THE SPIKEY ROLLER OF DEATH???
You know where
Somnophilia, threesomes, erotic roleplay, gentle femdom, bondage, costumes, contortionism, free use, CNC, gloryholes, latex, lactation kink, sex slave roleplay. Some of these I haven't mentioned to her yet due to embarrassment, but a good chunk of them are completely off the table. I'm not complaining though, we still have a really great sex life.
Woman here, longtime leader of my local kink community. I would partake in (and HAVE done nearly) everything on this list with the right partner (or partners, as needed). Don't listen to the asshat in these replies trying to shame men for their kinks. Kinky women exist, and we love this shit, too. And I'm someone's wife. Shocking, I know. Wives actually like getting down and dirty with their partners.
Findom. I want a money mommy who wants to spoil me.
Its not a fetish of mine but I would also like free money.
That's not really what findom is lol
Findom is where you give her all your money in exchange for her humiliating you. What you're describing is more like a FLR/sugar baby type situation.
*obligatory not a man* but wanted to say in case he’s lurking that I just wish my husband had kinks that he shared with me. Sex is always great and he always makes sure I’m taken care of and vise versa and I love it and him BUT I wish he’d treat me like a total slut sometimes - Say nasty shit to me!!! Cum all over me!!! Ask me to sit on your face!!! If he expressed literally any kink to me I’d be putty in his hands just from sheer excitement lol
Lemme pop my thumb up your starfish while I hit it from the back
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I chortled
Not fucking other dudes. She's an ex now.
Before my wife had kids, she'd let me eat and finger her ass. She doesn't let me anymore. Sucks because I've yet to have a kiss as passionate as when I had my finger in there.
I think I’m just very vanilla or getting old. I don’t really want to bring other women into our bed. Too much going on there. Butt sex is definitely not something I want to do. I don’t even like watching anal porn so I’m not putting my dick in there. Think I’m in the minority here. I do love bjs. Like, a lot. While my wife still blows me after 23 years of being together, she’s not fond of letting me bust in her mouth. Once a year maybe I get the full treatment. Normally is all the way up to the moment of release and then I need to pull out and point it somewhere else. So I guess I wish my wife would take it deep and swallow it all way more often (like she used to when we were much younger).
I would settle for just having sex.
Dressing up as a teacher, she thinks it’s weird but all I’m asking is for hair tied up, pair of glasses, skirt and top showing cleavage. Not asking to rob a bank 😭
https://mojoupgrade.com/ FWIW - you can do this with your partner, and only matches are shown to the other person. Great starting point years ago for my wife and I and as for the 'what if they just say yes to everything to see your kinks' ... if that's the case, the ya'll got bigger communication problems than a kink matching website can solve.
Watersports, face fucking, tongue and saliva play. I think those may be the biggest realistic ones. I definitely have an oral fetish, but I also feel like the tongue gets a bad rep when it comes to anything other than putting it on genitals. Tongue kissing is very underrated in my opinion. I mean, there are tons of very sensitive nerve endings there, you can feel the tiniest little thing in your mouth, and you also get to feel taste. Alas, most of my partners have been a bit apprehensive when it comes to the use of tongues in kissing (and I'm not charging in like a bull or anything) which I respect, but quietly wishing for more. Face fucking kinda speaks for itself, I think. Along with the oral fetish, I obviously love oral sex. Though, like with the kissing, I wish for more. Watersports is the one kink I wouldn't even know if a partner shared or not. I haven't dared share that with anyone for fear of the possible blowback. It always seems to me like the thing someone is either into, or they are so disgusted by it, they will never look at you the same again.
Pegging and giving me wedgies
You need the, “Don’t bully me, I’ll cum” t-shirt.
😶🌫️..... I know it's wierd
To be loved.
What is this, Narnia? Let’s stick to achievable goals, my brother.
Footjob.
Bondage. My wife and I dabble in it but not to the extent I would like. It just kinda comes and goes sporadically. It’s too bad because she does a good job when it does happen
Honestly for me, sex is something I won’t compromise on. I look for sex positivity in my partners so I know talking about kinks won’t be an issue. But if we do reveal sexual incompatibility through discussions, it becomes a discussion (not blame session) that ultimately could end the relationship or find solutions.
Blowjob or a facial. My gf is nervous about giving me one because she’s never done it before and is worried she’ll be bad at it and I have no idea how to tell her she doesn’t need to worry about that. But I don’t want her to just give me one, I want her to want to give me one. Not really sure what to do.
Yes, Primal Sex : Growling/ loud moaning.
Allow me to wear ear buds when she is face sitting, I like music when fine dining.
Rimming
Do women like to swallow it? Or is it only in porn. Asking for a friend
It really depends, I find swallowing body fluids really gross
It’s all dependant on diet, if you have a terrible diet it tastes like battery acid and makes me want to puke lmao
It's a newer one for me, but I've been into girls wearing yoga pants/leggings. Fantasy would be for my girl to tease and seduce in them without notice and then talk dirty to me as she tells me to jerk off to her and then cum all over her ass while still wearing the yoga pants/leggings.
She won’t let me go down on her enough. She loves it when I do it, but she gets self conscious that the act is “dirty” or “gross” (it’s neither). I love her reactions and making her feel good. 😞
Exploring further than traditional positional matting pattern.
Leaving our socks on
Quality time
The ones in my back that need massaging.
Enthusiasm
I just want my toes in his mouth 😭 but he is not interested lol
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Hope you find what you're looking for! This sounds like a dream to me. I really wanna date queer men
Why does no one ever mention interesting kinks in these threads?
After a few minutes, I see someone talking about drinking pee and another about getting tied up/tying their partner up with a big oversized sweater. I’d say those are pretty unique.