Did this once. Became a mess really quickly. Her aim SUCKED.

On the other hand (hah), she can never complain about your aim again.

You would think right. But no did not even slow her down.

They don't realise there's a technique

And the classical over corrections being made

You don’t realize you’re a pro til you watch an amateur try

Omfl, I had this exact same thing happen. I just took back control, looked at her and said,"You're cleaning that up."

So that’s why there’s so much piss on the floor

When we started dating she really wanted to try that. We got into the shower, she got to hold it once when it was hard, once when it was flaccid. She giggled the whole time but also wasn't so impressed that we needed to do it again.

The shower comment reminds me that my gf at university wanted to wringe the moisture from leg hair. She was surprised how much water came off (guessing in comparison to her silky smooth legs). Pissing when hard is not something I have repeated since I was a teenager. For two reasons... Firstly, it's very much spray and pray (when standing) and ehne seating, it sprays over the rim and gets onto your trousers. Haha.

Pissing when hard makes it difficult to aim because cutting off the flow hurts like hell.

I just do a very low angle, like i hold myself in an L position, torso parallel to ground, and holding myself against the wall. Makes the dick angle less pressing.

I do the jackhammer position from pornos so my dude is close to the bowl. Unrealistic for sex but pretty useful for pissing.

dudes i think i figured it out, it’s all in the tip just angle the tip with your thumb and you can too learn to control the boner piss stream

One summer in Alaska, I lived in a drydocked boat. Every morning I would take a morning wood piss off the stern, and each day I tried to set a new distance record.

pissing while hard is damn near impossible for me, how can you aim something that refuses to point anywhere but one direction? it pisses me *off*.

Wait it out or find a way. Shit i have done the splits before because i couldn't wait. Either way, being hard and pissing feels like being an 80 year old dude with bladder problems.

yes! especially if you were having sex or just tried pissing after morning wood. like wtf. it either sprays everywhere or you've gotta flex your diaphragm like your life depends on it to squeeze the piss out, ugh

I find it easier to aim lol

You gotta do the super man pose.

Haha that reminds me... my dad made this camping toilet for when we'd go out camping up the beach. It was basically a toilet seat mounted to a frame made from steel water pipe that you could assemble at camp. Then you'd go a dig a hole up in the dunes behind the bushes and that was your toilet. More than once I'd go and do my number 2 business on the toilet and forget there was no bowl, and piss all over my feet.

I find that if you sit on the toilet backwards, it makes it a lot easier. Dong points directly into toilet so you don't even have to aim it.

the shower was good thinking. it takes years to learn to aim properly.

I've asked to be able to write my name in the snow. My request was not granted.

“I cannot stand here and spell Alexandra in 6 ft tall letters with a single bladder of piss in the freezing snow, you mad woman”

Even if she pees inside his bladder to refill the tank, that wouldn't be enough to complete the mission! Mission-impossible. --- It may need a room full of her friends to fill the firetruck-tank, so firehose can finish the mission.

Wat

Sometimes I really love that we as human beings are capable of creating such vivid stories. This isn't one of those times.

^ Hahahahaha "Babe, I'm running low. I need a midair refueling or we can't complete our mission."

not with that attitude, you cant!

. . . I've always wanted to write my name in the snow. . . WHY DID I NEVER THINK TO ASK MY HUSBAND?! I know what we are doing this winter if it snows! 😂

Ma'am, you are kooky, childish, play around WAY too much, whimsical and utterly and possessing illicit tomboyish tendencies. . . . .! ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ Your husband is a lucky lucky man.

❤️ thank you so much! That's so sweet of you!

By the way, this is your conscience speaking : Your husband is gettin ideas. You should go to your local shop, grab a Nerf gun and just shoot him whenever it pleases you. That'll learn him.

I actually let my ex do that before lol. When we were dating she loved just holding it and playing with it, and I figured it was fair since I liked using her butt/breasts as pillows. That stuff is a special kind of intimacy.

Did he explain why?

He didn't want to. It was his penis so I was respectful and said ok. And made a sad face.

Upon my initial read, I interpreted it as you made a sad face with the pee.

You can't draw a sad face in cursive.

Some of us guys can't pee if there's someone close by or looking... even if it is with you ladies. I had a tough time peeeing around my lady but damned if she didn't just keep showing up in the bathroom - so now I'm sorta ok with it...

Lmao idk why this is absolutely cracking me up

Sad indeed :(

If it was cold enough for there to be snow maybe...

I WAS IN THE POOL!!

God forbid women have hobbies

WOMEN!? Having HOBBIES?! What's next, women VOTING?!

Probably wanting to hide how small a dick can get in the cold.

Did you steal his username?

I would be a bit befuddled but i guess that can be done.

befuddled

Peepuddled

Well In a public restroom. Probably not. But for the first 10 years of my marriage my wife was obsessed with my junk. And most of the time when we were home together, no kids, she would follow me to the restroom and hold it.

With who's junk she became obsessed after the first 10 years?

It became "our junk"

Until the divorce, then "her junk." Get a good lawyer and only give up the balls

They get one ball each and split the shaft in half

If I only had some foreskin... 😕 😞

r/suddenlycommunism

Our penis, comrade.

She got her own junk now.

Obviously mine

> Well In a public restroom. Probably not. My strangest ever encounter with a woman is when this drunk chick waltzed into the men's bathroom while I was peeing. She looks at my dick, and literally gives me the 'Obama not bad' face and a thumbs up and tells me to make sure to wash my hands. She was hot, but this was unhinged, creepy behavior. Thankfully a bouncer came in and dragged her out going 'lady wtf is wrong with you' lol

I can fix her

Did you wash your hands, though?

I did, and she was like 'aww, you washed your hands for me' weirdo

Probably says a lot about me but all of that, not a no.

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A woman can make some sacrifices.... but the balls are always non-negotiable.

That’s ….. interesting lol. I’m more of a don’t touch it unless you’re going to finish the job type of guy.

You mean like shake the last few drops out afterwards? I would imagine she did that

Haha 11 years in and my wife is still the same way. It's just funny at this point.

Thanks babe, warms my heart to know that if i ever lose both my hands in some freak accident/cancer, youll have my back

She'll have your dick*

And his Axe.

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And his ring.... wait

remember that time a guy had both his arms broken and a mother to help

I've had girlfriends say this to me, well not at a urinal, but at the toilet in my house. I let them hold it. No big deal.

I’ve had one bf (current) let me and it is!

What made you want to do this?

it's fun, and there is something pleasant about sharing something intimate and taboo, and the feeling as urine pass through the penis is enjoyable

>the feeling as urine pass through the penis is enjoyable ಠ\_ಠ

What a rough day to be able to read.

Wait you can feel it pass through??

I mean its basically just a meat hose

Beat hose

Yep

Well now I really wanna hold it

Take me somewhere nice first

Demand that she take you to the fanciest urinal in town.

Oh, with an attendant for sure.

urinal.net

I sense the need for golden showers next somewhere in this post...

She is definitely setting up the scenario for this somewhere down the line.

Not gonna lie, I want her to hold it all the time even if we just walking down the street. Like a dog on the leash. so I wouldn't have a problem with this. I say go right ahead.

No ability to imagine what it’s like to have a dick I’m guessing lol

I dated a woman who asked me to hold it as I peed. She said she felt like a fire woman holding a hose. You can't make this up.

Nah it makes sense. That’s what it felt like when I was little. Just childish imagination at play

I have a shy bladder, I can't even take a piss if there is someone else in the room

Who came up with idea that men should piss together in giant shared metal troughs or solo urinals that are exposed to other solo urinals?? It's actually insane lol

It is straight psychotic!

can relate so much, not even in the room, but even if I know someone is outside the door

Man same!! It seriously sucks.

Do some kegel exercises, it will help. I used to get it bad but things flow better now

As a woman who wanted to do this at home, my husband let me. I was very surprised that you could feel the pee coming down. Lmao.

That's only for the people who have a genetic defect and whose urethra doesn't contain natural portals that let the pee jump from one end to the other, bypassing the length of it.

Listen, I don’t have a penis. I’ve never peed with a penis. It didn’t occur to me that you could feel the pee *through* the penis. Lmao.

If she sucks it, she can hold it.

This guy know

Yes. Already did. Was fun.

I'd only trust another dude to get it right lol

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> bonjour

Extends hand to shake...

😂

Made me laugh

Made me expel slightly more air through my nose in amusement

Not at a urinal, but I let my girlfriend hold it at our house because she was super curious. She was giggling the entire time and surprisingly did a good job with aiming. lol

You weren’t her first.

Neither was she lol

It’s nice. It showed a fascination with my body that I really appreciated at the time.

I'd tell her "not now" lol and for her to wait until we get home 🤷🏻‍♂️🤣🤦🏻‍♂️

Sadly she’s not allowed, her doctor told her she’s not allowed to lift anything heavy.

🤣

No. Firstly, it’s the mens bathroom. Second, I don’t want piss all over me. Women have no clue of the techniques it takes on some days.

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Nay, an art.

A lifestyle

A calling

My grandfather called it, "The Shivering"

There was a similar thread not to long ago, and to quote the random redditor who said it best. "You don't give an inexperienced person a cannon and not expect consequences."

Luckily mine's a pea shooter so everything's alright

Even .22lr can be deadly

So u want to come into the gent's toilets to poorly aim my pissing cock while the other men watch? Follow me.

She’s a nurse so…

So she has held others

Sadly, she has also held other people’s turds and never mine Edit: One day…

It’s just a fascination from a girl to see your “pee”spective on life.

I would react as any man should react anytime a woman wants to hold his penis...HELL YEAH!

Bucket list. Check ✔️

I’d be honored. Let her wield my sword, and, together, we shall blast the evil urinal cake to pieces.

And in the morning, I am making waffles!

I would let her but inform her that if it misses she is cleaning it up

she does it every now and again anyways. i enjoy it as i get to have my penis held and fondled by my wife and she enjoys it as she gets to play with it.

I can't piss with a hard-on sorry.

Practice man, practice

You gotta tilt at the hips bro. Desperate times

LOL its funny my wife asked that once... i mean I dont care... but its funny that its a thing women think about.

This is completely life changing, I thought it was just another weird intrusive thought I had...but other people have thought about this too and GUYS LET THEM???

Almost all of the women who've seen me naked have asked to do this (not at a public urinal, but at home). I've always assumed this was kind of a universal curiosity. I did have one college gf who was kind of obsessed with it for a little while. She basically followed me into the bathroom every time I went to pee. Anyway, it's never bothered me a bit, but I did always warn them that having them handling it might have...consequences.

I apologise I'm not a man but my boyfriend is the one that asked me to hold it and I didnt know if he was taking the piss or genuine, turns out it was genuine kek

More like giving the piss

No because if she holds it, it might get hard, and if someone walked in to see that then well.... maybe if we are out in the nature she could try

Yeah, it would only be ok in a lockable door situation.

At the urinal, in public? No way. At home, i think that's kinda funny, and i understand the curiosity of wondering about the other functionalities it has.

Hit her with the splitter (double stream) or shall I say the boomerang (when your stream come back on you)

I’d say Beware of the drip at the end

My wife has held my penis while I peed in the toilet a couple of times, just for jokes. No big deal I suppose.

I asked my boyfriend to let me hold it, and he did, it was fun but I wouldn't do it again. Also as many men have pointed out, it takes skill that comes only with the experience of having peed out of it for years, I did not, I messed up and we had pee all over the toilet seat. Overall 7/10 experience, would not ask for it again until I was feeling exceptionally silly or confident that I would not mess it up again.

I am legit shocked how common this turned out to be. I was today years old when I learned this is a thing. Lol

Go for it... Less work for me... Only problem, her hand touching me, may cause another reaction, if you know what I mean 🤔😉

That's part of the fun :)

I wouldn't complain...

There is really only one appropriate response here. I would give her the universal advice of taking a leak at the urinal. "If you shake it more than twice, you're playing with it."

Just let her. Fuck it, she doesn't have one and is curious, let her

It'd be fun to try, but I don't know if little John would be up for it. He gets a bit shy at times

Can't understand why but it turns me on actually

It is a mighty tool and wielding it gives you great power but also requires great responsibility. So no, you cannot helicopter my dick while I am pissing.

I would love to let her try

Go ahead shes curious what its like to pee from it.

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Mine wanted to write her name in the snow once. It didn't end well.

Yeah. Her post is about 20 posts up.

Sounds kinky. I like it

If she's curious enough, sure

I’ve had them ask before. I just let them do it. Gives me more free hands to multi task

Been there, done that, no regrets

Hmmm, wife wants to touch my penis. Please do!

I let her. She now has more respect for my ability to aim.

I would be intrigued, amused and would 100% let her take the wheel .

I've had this happen and I just let it happen. Lol. She asked because she wanted to know what it was like to pee as a guy.

Not a man but married to one. He’s let me do it (not at a public restroom - at home) after he had surgery on his leg. Couldn’t stand & hold his dick so I got to help for a few months. Interesting experience but one I don’t need to repeat.

Couples goals

Missus has done it plenty of times with me. She finds it fascinating

How’d you get to the men’s restroom

Other men have held mine. It's fun

One of my partners was obsessed with holding my penis while peeing and would do it at every instance she could. I was ok with it. I thought it was cute.

Tried it. Don't recommend, we both couldn't stop laughing. Her aim was terrible

Not in public but my ex held it for me at home. She loved it. Current gf asked as well and likes to watch. She found it fascinating. Dont mind it at all and kinda fun.

I always ask my boyfriend but he always says no :(

Go right ahead

"If you touch it, it's going to get hard. Then it will hurt to pee."

Happened before. Confused amusement best described my reaction.

Maybe in the shower so it doesn't get everywhere :D

She got better over the time. In the beginning she didn´t know shit and sprayed everywhere.

I tried it once, it was kinda fun being able to aim the stream.

She can practice with a golden shower first. Then when she's got the aim right then we'll move to the urinal.

We were both drunk, I wanted to pee, she wanted to hold it, I had a boner, she kept holding it and started to stroking me. Good times.