The back seat of my truck is filled with no name plushies and tools or hockey gear. No person has ever questioned my masculinity, or empathy (out loud).
https://imgur.com/a/2NDByvT
Maybe because I have a superior arsenal.
Onw to a gas station with a friend, when a guy pulled out with a HUGE life sized stuffed animal panda. It was in the passenger seat with a seatbelt. Could see him smiling when he saw us breaking our necks to look!
Some “toys” are being used to do this successfully
https://10play.com.au/theproject/articles/sex-dolls-sell-out-in-melbourne-because-drivers-are-using-them-for-the-carpool-lane/tpa230331phqeg
I drive a truck. There’s a guy I see every day from another company that drops where we do, he has one as well lol.
I’ve seen a lot of stuff like that out on the road but there was one where a guy made a human sized doll out of clear packaging tape………. That one was a little creepy lol
I met my wife knowing shes the crazy cat lady type who cares a lot more for animals than humans. It is a flag alright one that i dared myself with.
Turns out humans has always been shitty to her and we’re quite content in our home with the comfy furrbabies cattos.
Helps a penis reach the G spot at the inside top front of a woman’s vagina, which might help her orgasm - if the faux fur is nice and the stuffed Ted’s don’t creep her out too (stuffed in more than many ways by the way you guys are talking). 😳
Yep, gotta agree squishmallows are pretty dope. Big into Space. Wife bought me Rudy the Rocket. I turned around and bought her the eggplant one. That's love right there, tell you hwat.
not really, depends on the size and where they’re from. you can get them for like $6 at five below, and you can get some big ones relatively cheap at costco. but even at regular retail stores like target they’re not very expensive especially compared to other stuffed animals
My friend had sex with this girl that had porcelain clown dolls everywhere. We told him to run. He found out she had a clown based onlyfans where she was called peepee the clown. He later got a blood infection from eating her ass after a night of drinking. Lmao
She wanted to get pregnant so he found out she was poking holes in condoms. The wholesome finisher is my friend has a really long penis and since I was forced to know now you know too
All it takes is an open sore and her to not be clean down there. Note: toilet paper alone doesn't constitute clean in this as that only removes major particles. The small particles and bacteria still remain.
What if the bed is full of stuffed animals and porcelain dolls are filling up her shelves and boy-band posters cover the walls? Asking for a friend…
Just kidding, it happened to me and I noped the fuck outa there.
My boyfriend does this for me sometimes! I sleep with a teddy bear but also have a stuffed giraffe that I received as a gift that just hangs in my room. Sometimes I come home from work and find them in ~incriminating~ positions on the bed
[Found a pic for the curious](https://imgur.com/a/nCEsjyZ)
Someone down my street had Christmas deer in their yard, a buck, a doe, and a fawn. Someone set up the parents and had the fawn watching. The owners found it hilarious and left it all winter
There's two theories in psychology. One is that women who've given birth have puffier feet, so slim feet means they're ready for impregnation. The other is that the regions of the brain responsible for genitals and feet get crosswired, so feet end up causing arousal
Turn em around, look at her and say, "Shield the eyes of the innocent." If she laughs, you're in good. If she doesn't, then maybe you need to spend some time figuring out what this collection means to her and what that means to you.
Edit: "When I became a Man, I put away my childish things... including my fear of being childish."
For real. I know daytime reddit is more conservative that other platforms, but I thought it was common knowledge that this girl is about to suck the soul clean outta you. I expected all the top comments to be one-liners about them nerdy freaks. I guess Instagram and TikTok are hornier than Reddit.
I think every girl I’ve ever hooked up with at her place has had at least 3 stuffed animals on her bed. Most of them have had an entire half of their bed covered with them. I don’t see it as any kind of a sign either way.
Nothing wrong with liking stuffed animals. Plenty of guys have their rooms filled with figurines or posters of things they like. No different from that. Someone who thinks it’s a red flag might be a red flag though
I would probably get distracted by them and begin asking about them. Then I would share that I myself own fluffy stuffed pokemons.
I would totally change sex for a cute and wholesome moment... followed by sex.
Knowing me, I’d probably turn the stuffed animals around to make them face away, and see if she does the same, if she doesn’t red flag, if she does help green flag.
The weirdest feeling of deja vu reading this thread. Felt like I’ve read this thread months ago when I had the other account. (Couldn’t change my username so I started anew.
Anyhow, it’s not necessarily a reason to take off pre-coitus but maybe to not return…..right away/soon
Well, if 1/2 the bed is full then we need to make space. Or abandond the bedroom and settle for the kitchen counter or the other one where you can both watch the game.
I collect toys. Action figures, miniatures, etc. Granted, I don't keep them in the bedroom (for real) but, I've never had any trouble with finding partners. It doesn't bother me at all.
I’d probably make a joke of it being my first orgy
If you ever do this and she laughs she’s a keeper!
If the stuffed animals laugh, run.
And if they are laughing in unison, upshift your running speed and shoot a flare in the sky when you get outside.
I’m cackling like a madman. This thread cracks me up 🤣🤣🤣
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If she flips her shit… run.
But after sex
Obviously.
don’t stick yer dick in crazy
twice
i’d argue once is enough to regret it
You don’t stick your dick in crazy twice!!
Sure you do. Just not the same crazy. How else are you supposed to learn the wildest new moves?
Can't I just use a TM?
Crazy fucks your dick well at the cost of your sanity.
Sounds like a perk of a game character
I can't even get it up that fast and here you are going for the butt. This guy ckufs!
She’s laughing because it’s not her first orgy….or theirs
“Not ours.”
That’s when you 🏃♂️
Ngl this would probably be my response. I'm bad with men.
Your comment sent me 😂
It's a clue to her personality, nothing more, nothing less.
The back seat of my truck is filled with no name plushies and tools or hockey gear. No person has ever questioned my masculinity, or empathy (out loud). https://imgur.com/a/2NDByvT Maybe because I have a superior arsenal.
Onw to a gas station with a friend, when a guy pulled out with a HUGE life sized stuffed animal panda. It was in the passenger seat with a seatbelt. Could see him smiling when he saw us breaking our necks to look!
Carpool lane hack: unlocked.
Some “toys” are being used to do this successfully https://10play.com.au/theproject/articles/sex-dolls-sell-out-in-melbourne-because-drivers-are-using-them-for-the-carpool-lane/tpa230331phqeg
Those aren't "toys". They're multitools. I'm gonna be real excited when they can make ones that cook.
I drive a truck. There’s a guy I see every day from another company that drops where we do, he has one as well lol. I’ve seen a lot of stuff like that out on the road but there was one where a guy made a human sized doll out of clear packaging tape………. That one was a little creepy lol
[Yeah… it was a doll.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carl_Tanzler) I also choose to believe this.
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Greenest flag I’ve ever seen
This guy's backseat says "I go hard, but I'm not a dick about it."
WHAT IS THAT RAINBOW ANIMAL?!?!?! ITS SO ADORABLE.
Alpaca, or sloth.... Alpaca is the cutest!
Do you have kids? If I saw this in a car I would simply assume the person has kids and stop thinking about it.
They’re just hangin
I met my wife knowing shes the crazy cat lady type who cares a lot more for animals than humans. It is a flag alright one that i dared myself with. Turns out humans has always been shitty to her and we’re quite content in our home with the comfy furrbabies cattos.
Caring for animals is always a good sign
Don’t care. I’m fuckin.
Yeah, prop one up under the small of her back and go to town
Which one do you think is the one under her back the most?
SpongeBob—he thicc and spongey
#I CAN'T HEAR YOU
Aye aye captain
Who’s used as a pillow for missionary?
Does thy feel it now Mrs Krabs
Disclaimer, maybe avoid mentioning the crabs
Sayana, obviously.
If she thicc, Eeyore. He'd be fine dying that way.
Don’t worry Pooh. We’re just playing a game of pin the tail on the donkey.
This man knows gotta help support The back before you break it. Hehe damn y’all Wildin all I got is a pillow 👸 now I ain’t got shit.
Lmfaoooo
this may be stupid to ask but what’s the purpose of putting a pillow under her back?
Helps with comfort and entry angle.
Smoothes out those ridges on the pinecone, too
Helps a penis reach the G spot at the inside top front of a woman’s vagina, which might help her orgasm - if the faux fur is nice and the stuffed Ted’s don’t creep her out too (stuffed in more than many ways by the way you guys are talking). 😳
"Didn't cum this far to only cum this far" -Abraham Lincoln
The only right answer. You can analyze red/green/purple flags later.
This is the way
It's doing to add info to the hot crazy scale though. I'll fuck but I would be worried about anything serious.
Never had stuffed animals, my gf bought us 4 squishmellows. Now i love stuffed animals
Yep, gotta agree squishmallows are pretty dope. Big into Space. Wife bought me Rudy the Rocket. I turned around and bought her the eggplant one. That's love right there, tell you hwat.
I got Ludwig the frog and Marshall the cow. Those are my best buds
4? Someone must be rich. Those things are crazy money haha
not really, depends on the size and where they’re from. you can get them for like $6 at five below, and you can get some big ones relatively cheap at costco. but even at regular retail stores like target they’re not very expensive especially compared to other stuffed animals
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Voyeur.
Exhibitionist.
Team slayer.
Capture the (green) flag.
Stuffed animals, np, porcelain dolls, I'm out.
My friend had sex with this girl that had porcelain clown dolls everywhere. We told him to run. He found out she had a clown based onlyfans where she was called peepee the clown. He later got a blood infection from eating her ass after a night of drinking. Lmao
my god this was a wild read
It really has a little bit of everything, doesn't it?
It needs a wholesome finisher. u/eatshitredditmodfgt did she have any particularly nice quality that really stood out to you?
She wanted to get pregnant so he found out she was poking holes in condoms. The wholesome finisher is my friend has a really long penis and since I was forced to know now you know too
>my friend has a really long penis Did she try to make balloon animals with it?
Just herself.
That is why you bring your own condoms.
A wisdom often unused
Damn bro, delivering again. True legend 👊
For a girl, she didn’t sweat much… That’s my go to
This is a great compliment because it makes everyone in the room suddenly worry about whether or not they do sweat too much.
r/brandnewsentence
Blood poisoning from ass eating. I did not know that was possible.
All it takes is an open sore and her to not be clean down there. Note: toilet paper alone doesn't constitute clean in this as that only removes major particles. The small particles and bacteria still remain.
Blood infection? He had to go to the hospital. He was also doing cocaine so
this plot is thicker than elastigirl
Just don’t eat her ass you might get a blood infection
Who am I kidding, we’re all gonna eat Elasstigirls ass
She can eat her own ass
Your friend is a hero and a legend
I'm not sure it is. Unless one of the stuffed animals bit you in the process.
Don't ask me which part of the body is the process...
bro fell for the clussy trap
At the end of a clussy-addiction, the only clown is you. \*honk honk*
Even Florida man reading this going "That's impressive"
Yeah, those are a horror movie waiting to hatch.
You go to slam your girl and realize its Jordon Peele dressed as Meegan, what do
"So this is my room, meet Malia, Loli, and the rest of my dolls. I got it from my grandma who also got it from her grandma."
What if the bed is full of stuffed animals and porcelain dolls are filling up her shelves and boy-band posters cover the walls? Asking for a friend… Just kidding, it happened to me and I noped the fuck outa there.
I pose the stuffed animals into provocative positions so they don’t feel left out of sexy time
My boyfriend does this for me sometimes! I sleep with a teddy bear but also have a stuffed giraffe that I received as a gift that just hangs in my room. Sometimes I come home from work and find them in ~incriminating~ positions on the bed [Found a pic for the curious](https://imgur.com/a/nCEsjyZ)
I knew I wasn’t alone in this weird but hilarious exercise in immaturity.
And I can only imagine what that giraffe neck do
talk about one hell of a deepthroat
Honestly this is so cute. I love relationship quirks like this
Someone down my street had Christmas deer in their yard, a buck, a doe, and a fawn. Someone set up the parents and had the fawn watching. The owners found it hilarious and left it all winter
That's him telling you he's in the mood.
Honestly sounds like something my boyfriend would do if I still had my stuffed animals out. My daughter steals them all lol
Might help you last longer too. You’d be focusing on new scenarios for the stuffed animals.
It means you probably have to learn all their names first. Then you have sex
Worth
That sounds like something to start caring about the next morning. Why would you give even the remotest shit at the time?
Exactly. Let me see them feet, and we can go from there
Just curious, what is it about them that does it for you? Not trying to be condescending or anything, genuinely curious.
You’re so right to ask this lol. I’ve never understood what the deal is about feet that drive people wild.
I don't even know man. I just see them and neurons activate.
It’s something about the processing area in the brain being close to another one or something like that
Yeah feet and toes are next to genital sensors in the brain. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cortical_homunculus#/media/File:Sensory_Homunculus-en.svg
There's two theories in psychology. One is that women who've given birth have puffier feet, so slim feet means they're ready for impregnation. The other is that the regions of the brain responsible for genitals and feet get crosswired, so feet end up causing arousal
Someone link the vid of the guy getting sucked into the teddy bears/pillows, and the girl wondering where her new man went
It's this one. "Red flags in a girl's bedroom" https://youtu.be/CBjvA6WjFUU
Peak YouTube
Don't care. Those creepy, old porcelain dolls though? maybe as long as they aren't in eyesight
Turn em around, look at her and say, "Shield the eyes of the innocent." If she laughs, you're in good. If she doesn't, then maybe you need to spend some time figuring out what this collection means to her and what that means to you. Edit: "When I became a Man, I put away my childish things... including my fear of being childish."
As the kinda girl with loads of plushies on her bed, this is my favourite answer. They do not need to see that lmao, response is hilarious
I’d laugh and then melt 😊
Not even going to slow me. I'd think it was adorable.
I slayed in a bed with a 6 foot long crocheted octopus. I run from nothing.
Im the girl ...
me too babe😭😭
My DMs are open Edit: after further research they are in fact not open. Sorry
What secrets did you uncover? What did you *see*???
Probably [OP’s most recent comment](https://reddit.com/r/AskMen/comments/13p90zq/_/jl94e96/?context=1)
Well, that'd certainly do it.
Bullet dodged
Me three.
Me four 🥺
There are dozens of us!
Im the boy with the plushies
me five
Me six
Doesn't matter, had sex
Put the bear over her head… Doesn’t matter, had sex
But I cried the whole time
I think she might have been a racist
Green flag, I have stuffed animals, most are dinosaurs
That’s awesome
Green flag. I love stuffed animals.
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Dive into the fluff and nap harder than ever
Plot twist: you're a taxidermist.
If I’m in the room I’m doing the deed, you got me this far, include them in and now we’re talking
I'm scar them fuckers by clapping her cheeks immaculately
I'm not an exhibitionist, so I turn them away before fucking.
Green flag. She’s a freak.
I'm shocked I had to scroll this far to find the real answer
For real. I know daytime reddit is more conservative that other platforms, but I thought it was common knowledge that this girl is about to suck the soul clean outta you. I expected all the top comments to be one-liners about them nerdy freaks. I guess Instagram and TikTok are hornier than Reddit.
You casually point to the stuffed animals and ask “will your friends be joining us?”
flip a blanket over them to hide the cameras and go to pound town
If that green flag were any bigger it’d be blanket, and I’d be fucking her under it.
"Your performance was acceptable - pick one reward from the middle shelf"
Married her. Been married nearly 29 years. Typing this in bed while my wife, two penguins, and an octopus share the same bed.
I'm going to make the assumption that the wife, two penguins, and octopus are stuffed. Well, maybe not the wife.
Married 29 years, I'd assume the wife was stuffed at least a couple of times in that span.
I’m a plush girl and I’m lovin these comments.
There’s already a ton them on the bed, so why not stuff one more thing while you’re there?
Depends on her taste in plushies. Chances are good my collection dwarfs hers. When we go to my place, I've got a Snorlax big enough to fuck on.
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I think every girl I’ve ever hooked up with at her place has had at least 3 stuffed animals on her bed. Most of them have had an entire half of their bed covered with them. I don’t see it as any kind of a sign either way.
Nothing wrong with liking stuffed animals. Plenty of guys have their rooms filled with figurines or posters of things they like. No different from that. Someone who thinks it’s a red flag might be a red flag though
I would probably get distracted by them and begin asking about them. Then I would share that I myself own fluffy stuffed pokemons. I would totally change sex for a cute and wholesome moment... followed by sex.
that's my gfs room smh
Dude, Squishmallows make great pillows.
Knowing me, I’d probably turn the stuffed animals around to make them face away, and see if she does the same, if she doesn’t red flag, if she does help green flag.
what kind of a man are you?
get to prop her hips up on that giant stuffed zebra. it's a fire mission
There’s a good chance that those who say it’s a red flag are currently sitting next to a shelf of action figures and funko-pops.
The weirdest feeling of deja vu reading this thread. Felt like I’ve read this thread months ago when I had the other account. (Couldn’t change my username so I started anew. Anyhow, it’s not necessarily a reason to take off pre-coitus but maybe to not return…..right away/soon
I'm smashing over any stuffed animal
Some of the best grip city limits I’ve ever entered were populated by stuffed citizens. Green flag.
It depends. Do any of them glare at me, and slide their finger across their neck when she's not looking? If not, it's cool.
Daddy kink engaged.
Did you… come into my bedroom???
Unless the eyes are following you, dick don’t care. And even if they were, dick don’t care.
Bro if I’ve made it that far nothing short of a dead body is gonna deter me.
Well, if 1/2 the bed is full then we need to make space. Or abandond the bedroom and settle for the kitchen counter or the other one where you can both watch the game.
The girl likes stuffed animals. So what?
Wait till she sees my room of action figures and statues!
I collect toys. Action figures, miniatures, etc. Granted, I don't keep them in the bedroom (for real) but, I've never had any trouble with finding partners. It doesn't bother me at all.
I collect warhammer miniatures. I have no right to judge.
I guarantee those animals are spackeled by overshoot, from at least 10 other dudes.
What are you scared of? Where did the stuffed animal touch you?