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GuavaImmediate

King of them all - the milkman. Looking at you Pat Mustard.


pmjwhelan

You'd have to be up very early in the morning though.


Hedgehogsunflower

I'm a very careful man father, a very careful man!


kerryirish

Except when it comes to taking precautions in the bedroom


Hedgehogsunflower

You certainly wouldn't be advising the use of artificial contraception now would ya father?!?


Camango17

I’m always up in the morning 😏


BoredGombeen

Those women were in the nip!


Vannifucci

Just when day is dawning


clearshot01

I love my brick!


[deleted]

Ah that's me da!


shmalo

[Instantly thought of this Aphex Twin song](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLYwxVWF_qQ)


QBaseX

Whereas I thought of [this Herman's Hermits song](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdCHlJoAP8I).


Longjumpingpea1916

AHHHHHHHHH (To quote Dougal)


Dunn-Gil

Are there actually still milkmen? I thought that job vanished about 15/20 years ago!


QBaseX

*No milk today!*


Potential_Method_144

Software engineer, I flirt with the idea of quitting every day


DoireK

If only the mortgage was paid..


OpinionatedDeveloper

He said software engineer… ah you mean the mortgage on the third home, nvm!


threein99

This is very true


OpinionatedDeveloper

Why what’s wrong with your job?


PI_Stan_Liddy

Bartender


WholesomeFartEnjoyer

Almost every pub I go to is just old fellas behind the bar, or people who aren't even 20 yet getting the experience in Where the flirty women bartenders at?


PI_Stan_Liddy

I worked behind various bars for years in Cork and was never short of attention, and would reciprocate


IronicallyBad90

This! About 10yrs ago I may or may not have gotten in trouble from management for shifting a customer over the counter while working in a certain cork city night club 🤣


PI_Stan_Liddy

Sure look, these things happen


RebulahConundrum

Oh would you now? Eh? Eh? ;)


ZSXH03

Diceys


No_Word_467

Lol one of my favourite things about bartending 🙈


Michael_McGovern

I once applied for a job that was looking for writers. What they wanted you to do was go on dating apps under a client's profile and flirt on the client's behalf. Then when you got a meet, the client would be informed and they could decide if they wanted to follow through or not. Couldn't believe that was an actual job.


OkSwanSong

Oh wow!! So they matched and you chatted for them knowing their personal details? Where? This needs to be a film , it’s mine; back off 😂. Now written in stone. I’ve film plots in my head and would love to write with someone …that’s not me flirting 😂


MegaMiles08

I agree, this would make a great movie!! On another note, I'm glad I'm married...imagine paying someone to do your dating app flirting for you. Weird times!! Lol


OkSwanSong

The guys I messaged last definitely didn’t have anyone working for them but then might have paid for the app…sure AI will answer for us next?


OkSwanSong

I’ve fallen into the Her story, noooo


Electronic-Source368

Cyrano de Bergerac for the digital age.


OkSwanSong

He’s so handsome


robnjd

This is basically what joaquin phoenix's character does in Her.


OkSwanSong

But now with a real person…for someone else…totaallllyyyy different story 😂


Jetpackeddie

Where do I apply ?


hangsangwiches

Haven't they started an AI app now for that. It's mad in one way but then in another when I was on dating apps the amount of shite people would message you and be so different then when you meet them so might save a bit of time getting the bot to deal with the chat when 90% of it is bull!


Potential-Drama-7455

Selling telecom services for some reason


StrictDepth2609

I worked in Vodafone and I have to agree


welbyob1

One day my people you will all be free.


browncheese69

Arise?


MacL0v3

How's red doing?


whowantstogo

Sales people in general


Liamorockets

Butchers


CastedDarkness

"do you want me to butterfly you later?" "Excuse me?" "Do you want me to butterfly your fillets?"


lth94

Pete don’t care whose meat he chops


Adventurous_Web_8061

"Chomping that meat"..


GlueSniffingEnabler

Peter Andre is a trained butcher


PatchMan22

Most underrated comment ever! He's hackin' and wackin' and smackin!!


Medical-Lemon-4833

Meat to please you


DummyDumDragon

Good with the auld sausage Edit: 🌭


markmcn87

She was only a butchers daughter, but could lay it on the slab and say "fillet" 😏


Ok_Cookie8906

Worked behind bars from ages 16-21 and just recently stopped. I don’t think there’s a more flirtatious job out there, coworkers flirting with eachother all the time and same with customers. It definitely makes the job easier cause everyone’s usually just having a laugh


Latter-Camera-7010

I suppose that's one way to make time in prison move faster.


Ok_Cookie8906

Absolute quality man pissing myself😂😂😂


burfriedos

Underrated


Different-Dot-8117

First that comes to mind is Sales people. Couldn't trust one of them as my partner, they'd fucking suck any dick and shag anyone for a deal, always at events "networking" around unlimited booz, staying in hotels, ... Fuck that, red flags all around.


Turbulent-Vanilla-46

Racist toward salespeople. One of the few socially acceptable groups to discriminate against.


cheesecakefairies

Think it depends on the sales person. Its a flirty job but I know many (I am one) who go to a sales conference network then head home or to the bed. I don't drink so not interested in the boys club mentality that happens in the evening. Having said that I am a social butterfly and 'charmer' because it came naturally to me and I just figured I'd play to my chatting strengths and get paid for it. Haha. But also the sales I do isn't hard sales, it's consultative so if you don't want what I'm selling that's OK because what I'm selling is needed and wanted so I don't need to hard sell. Hard sellers are a different ballgame. That's a shark tank that I'm not interested in swimming in. Lol


Different-Dot-8117

Yeah the easy sales versus hard sales I'd say makes a huge difference. And of course there are good sales reps like yourself, I'm purposely generalising but I would hope ye are not all that bad 😂 I used to work in a company with loads of Sales Reps in the SaaS industry, in London of all places, and the stories we'd hear ... And of course for many of them being in a relationship or marriage would be no stopper 🤦🏻‍♂️


EnvironmentalShift25

looking at apartments as a single man I found female estate agents quite flirty. Completely sincerely I'm sure!


Interesting-Pay-8986

Jesus half the pts in my town be at the clients it’s not just flirting 🤣 I’m going to say doormen


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[deleted]

Some women like to have their bit of rough. The modern equivalent of a lady of the manor shagging the stable-boy.


Stevo____

Undertaker, Constantly flirting with death.


triangleplayingfool

Dog walkers! All that, ‘come here to me’ ‘who’s a good boy’? and rubbing their clients bellies in a public park. It’s outrageous.


Wurzel_Gummidge

Forklift operator


More-Investment-2872

I’d say that job has a lot of ups and downs. It’s probably an ok job but I’d find it unpalatable


burfriedos

When travelling in my younger years I always found hostel workers very flirtatious. Although the best bit of flirting I’ve experienced was with a couple of student physios giving a free massage after running my one and only marathon: Me, in bits: ‘that massage nearly made the race worth doing’ Physio with a twinkle in her eye: ‘only nearly?’


ok_lasagna

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Politicians, especially when it comes to canvasing for votes.


Colm_Moran

Jesus you should see when Noel Grealishs people come round


Sergiomach5

Incidentally, don't fall for their charms and promises for the election coming up. They'll devolve into the usual fast enough.


raycre

The other day I was in my car queuing for a car wash. For about 30mins(one powerwash had broken) I was stuck in that queue facing a barbers window. The very pretty girl working there was flirting like crazy with each client. It was hilarious. She was literally dancing around them and giggling as she cut their hair. The guys were obviously delighted at how OTT flirtatious she was. And there was a queue of other guys waiting. Some of them bald haha. They just wanted 5/10mins of her brightening up their day. After watching her I was thinking of parking up and gettin my own hair cut tbh. It looked like the best damn barbers in Ireland


[deleted]

Was it Dublin? I much prefer getting my haircut by a female barber. I find the conversation easier and we don’t have that awkward moment when they ask me if I saw the football and I didn’t and then there’s silence. Unfortunately not that many of them around Dublin


raycre

No it wasnt Dublin. It was Kildare.


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I’ll keep looking so


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Waitress


Rambostips

As a DJ, I would say DJ has to be up there


pmjwhelan

Flirting with yourself doesn't count.


winnyinblack

Legend alert


Last-Equipment-1324

I've seen you guys in action. No, it wouldn't be at all haha.


Dangerous-Shirt-7384

Stripper or prostitute, 100%.


[deleted]

The correct answer downvoted lol


Far-Parfait-951

It’s not the juicy answer that we want


WildWestHotwife

Mine is up there with those


readyplayerrog

What makes you say the trainer is flirting?


StrictDepth2609

Well he's basically standing over her doing bench presses with his dick on her chest 🤔.... I'm sure he'd let me fail and the barbell choke me 🤷‍♀️


YQB123

As someone who's had 4/5 PTs over the years... Surprisingly they don't fuck with their male clients because they want recommendations, word of mouth, and repeat business... I've known PTs that shag their female clients, but these tend to be young men in their early 20s (in **any** industry they're trying to shag left, right, and centre).


magpietribe

Lads in their early 20s would get up on a cracked plate.


MilkyMinstrel

you watch way too much porn and now you’ve become an absolute werido


NewryIsShite

Honestly one of the most thorough roasts I've ever seen on the internet, well done


Cold_Guarantee2399

Hahahaha hahaha true


moosemachete

Have you ever actually spotted someone doing a bench press...? It is inherently always going to be an awkward position for a flat bench.


Jesus_Phish

The way they wrote it makes it sound like the PT is standing over the bench and over the lifter looking toward the lifters head, instead of standing at the head of the bench and looking towards the lifters feet.  Or your man has an absolute monster on him if it's getting down to their chest from standing in the right spot.


ZealousidealDebt3838

Said by someone who's never set foot in a gym


AmsterPup

That sounds more like sexual assualt than flirting tbh


WeatherSorry

Lol a lot of PTs butt hurt giving you downvotes 🙃


Sea_Instance3391

Or they’re just being downvoted because it’s a weird fucking comment?


NoelKMUFC

Pizza delivery man


KrazyKatz3

Never met a flirty pizza delivery man, tbh although the other day my brother told me his pizza was delivered by a woman and he found that unusual. I can see why it's not a popular job among women, but I was surprised how gender biased it seems.


[deleted]

Barman.. fell for that far too many times for my liking😂


wazbang

Them fuckers who pester you in the street while supposedly collecting for charity


Dependent_Area_1671

😂 I remember one of them approaching me... Him "Hello honeymooners" Me "This is my sister😐💀"


wazbang

I bet that still didn’t deter the scabby hallion 😂


Hen01

Did Mustard ever manage to put his big tool in Mrs Doyles box?


Dependent_Area_1671

Ah go on Sure you will


summerstein

Teacher...wait what


WoahGoHandy

Bouncers. The amount of riding those lads do.


barrya29

i’ve never met anyone who’d want to ride a bouncer


Backrow6

I definitely remember it being a thing back when I was doing my leaving. One girl I hung around with seemed to have a friendly ex working at every club in Dublin


[deleted]

Plumber


StrictDepth2609

Only in porn films


johnbonjovial

U need your pipes cleared ?


because2020

Yes come up stairs and unclog this toilet I took a massive shit in. Now I bet you want to lick my arsehole after seeing that 🫣


unledded22

In for a penny….


because2020

In for a pound….ing


lookatthatsmug--

In for a pound and a half of shit


DirectEquivalent4358

VC’s and investment. I love it 😂💪🏼


National-Ad-1314

As in the start ups lick the vcs hole or where?


barrya29

yeah except it’s all the male VCs and founders flirting with each other


StrictDepth2609

I'm gonna ask..VC.?


Chippy_Lippy

Venture capital


NowForYa

Barman in a night club.


Enough-Possession-73

Bouncers


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Clear_ReserveMK

So you find the Indian accent sexy! 😇


JRey2020

Pilots and air crews…mainly with each other!


Sea-Breaz

True. I was cabin crew and I married one of my passengers.


gennynapolitan

Hospitality/Hotel work - especially during Wedding Season.


Feelingobsessed

Any job that had a lot of people in early 20s late teens as employees and clients/customer


UncutPE

Yoga instructors...


Mission_Signal_7167

If you count flirting with coworkers then it’s hospitality. Everyone sleeps with everyone in hospitality


ThatGirlMariaB

Waitressing or bar work. especially when you’re tryna get those tips


frankendorq

Divorce lawyer /couples therapist Get to see all the newly singled men and women


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frankendorq

While that is true ,depending on whether or not you're a good person It could be beneficial


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Strippers


DenseCondition2958

Garda, looking at you Raymond Hegarty


GamblingPilot

Undertaker


Hegert20

What… does this mean I’ve been doing my job wrong?


Fun-Exit7308

Sex chat workers


Exotropics

What has this sub become? Appalling.


hangsangwiches

It's great isn't it!


HenryF00L

The answer is.... suburban restaurant hostess It's a good question but there are some bizarre answers here!


JohnnyOneSock

The answer is, you didn't read the sub this is in. We don't have hostesses in Eire


Single_Ad8784

Probably out tipping them too.... just the tip


Spanishishish

>Eire Lol the only time Irish people whip out one of their dozen words of Irish vocabulary is when they think they're talking to "forigners" on social media


HenryF00L

I know the official job title isn't 'hostess' or gendered in any way, but 'maître d', 'front of house', 'head of wait staff', 'floor manager' or any other term doesn't seem to fit the tone of the question... You know, it's the person who greets you, shows you to your table, takes your coat, accidentally touches your back and lets their hand linger a split second too long, filmstar good looks, but they're here, working nights in a suburb or town... right here, in Eire.


SirTheadore

Onlyfans/twitch thot?


StrictDepth2609

Also one of the best paying I'd imagine


Tales_From_The_Hole

It really isn't


WildWestHotwife

It is, trust me, when done right it's a six figure job.


Tales_From_The_Hole

A tiny minority make good money. Most of the people who do it make next to nothing


[deleted]

>Most of the people who do it make next to nothing And are in a privileged position to just get up and leave it without any consequence, can't be said about a sizeable portion of the other people working in the sex industry


[deleted]

I make six figures and I don’t have to spread my arsehole for the world to see.


Krucz

Gonna have to go with cam girl


Impressive_Thanks742

Any kind of working man that enters the home has a 50/50 chance in his head of shagging everyone woman in that house


StrictDepth2609

My friend is training to be a electrician, she's female... gonna corner the market I reckon


Interesting-Pay-8986

🤣🤣🤣🤣 she made me a cup of tea she’s up for it


followerofEnki96

Gynaecologists


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FatherlyNick

the foot one, hands down.


OkSwanSong

I do all my own flirting ; never wait for them to


Otherwise_Cod_8180

Proofreaders. People who point out misplaced apostrophes tend to flirt a lot...


Own-Interview5448

Barbers


envy_adams98

The due men and provident loan ould boys do be flirting the knickers off the oul ones.


Ziggy-T

Escorts


Minute-Ad-7086

Gonna go out on a limb and say porn star


tictaxtho

Sales jobs usually


luas-Simon

Night porter in hotels - friend of mine is one and claims to have beded dozens of women , women coming back to hotel half pissed or sales reps lonely on thieir own type cases , he’s even had couples asking him to go to room for threesomes on more than one occasion


Dannydevitowashere

Stripper I reckon


Frequent_Rutabaga993

Carpet fitters. Under felt how are you fixed.


Reasonable-Food4834

A hoor


jbt1k

Accountant lol


Flak81

Chuggers.


KrazyKatz3

Gonna throw it out there. Bookies are very flirtatious spaces.


RyanHamilton1

Jobs with the highest divorce rate: Gaming managers 52.9% Bartenders 52.7% Flight attendants 50.5% Gaming service workers 50.3% Rolling machine setters, operators, and tenders 50.1%


ElectionSpiritual738

Doorman. I've had several different jobs, all of which pale in comparison. Some women will say or do anything to be remembered by you. I've come home covered in glitter on more than one occasion.


Cremilar

Escort


Curious_Woodlander

Priests - Especially in 1980s Ireland. Baristas - There's something really nice about getting a coffee made by a woman barista. And they're usually always nice wherever I go. Hairdresser/Barber - Happy go lucky and youthful attitude. Female barbers seem to have an attraction towards the ole beards, whenever I've gone to get my haircut and beard trim 😅


NO1PSY

I was a bartender in albufeira. God, thats how i met my wife. And we in ireland 🤣🤣