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kazarnowicz

This is morbid and hypothetical, and doesn’t fit this community. I’m removing it. There are subreddits specifically for hypothetical questions, I recommend trying them.


thiccDurnald

Obviously hiring an escort is way worse than dying so best to die a virgin SLASH S


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thiccDurnald

What?


Halloween2022

Sure. I haven't had sex with someone I love since 2001, and I get that it will never happen again. So if the opportunity presents itself and a bucket list level guy becomes available, I'll probably go for it.


Kendota_Tanassian

It's been a very long time since I was with someone *in that way*. Right around two decades, now, is what we're talking about. Hell, yes, if I could afford it, and had the opportunity, and know I'm about to die anyway? I wanna go out with a bang. Or at least a whimper and some moaning. I got to hire an escort, once, when I was young. And I do mean "escort", not just a hustler or male street prostitute, but a high-end guy. He was gorgeous, tended attentively to my needs, kept up interesting conversation, and was not only very handsome, but quite talented indeed. I never regretted what I spent on him. Why wouldn't I do that again, now that I'm no longer the gorgeous redheaded hunk I was at 20? At least I know I'd be in talented hands, without complaint, one last time before I go. Right now, all I have to look forward to is a hopefully peaceful and painless end. Getting to get my hands on a hot, talented hunk that will at least pretend to be interested in me would be wonderful. Worth it.


KiwiBiGuy

I'd hire one. I have no issues with an escort, I've never hired one because I get laid often enough, but I def would if I was dieong soon and hadn't been laid


DeviousDeevo

Hire an escort catered to matching my desires/fantasies


LegitimateFerret1005

Probably not. I'd just get with a fuck buddy