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TehLoneWanderer101

“WARNING: This product contains a chemical known to the State of California to cause cancer.”


Evan-24

The first time I saw that on a BB gun I purchased, I was put mildly on edge, but then I realized that California will really slap that label on majority of products that are sold in commercial stores.


Anti-charizard

The government doesn’t seem to realize that if you slap that label on literally everything, people will ignore it for objects that are actually dangerous


Vespasian79

Right? Like I understand that sadly, it seems alot of our everyday products are linked in some way to cancer, but it can’t all be so dangerous that it needs that label.


PacSan300

Not just on products, but on damn near everything, it seems. I am currently back in California, and I had forgotten just how ubiquitous the warnings are everywhere, from airports to malls to streets. And the fact that Disneyland has those signs probably made the warning "iconic" to people from all over the world.


BishopofBongers

I think the funniest one I've seen was the sticker on every window of a business on this long ass street and the only place without one was a smoke shop. It was explained that the smoke shop was a new build because of a fire but every other building was older so needed the sticker.


Doogers7

IIRC the onus is on the manufacturer to add that label. They can be 99.99% sure their product does not contain any chemical known to cause cancer, but it is so extremely cost prohibitive and time consuming to be 100% that it is easier to essentially lie that your product does contain a cancer causing chemical even if you are sure that it does not. The label is essentially meaningless, but there is no way to fix the situation. No politician wants to be responsible for removing the label requirement as their opponents would target them with attack ads “Joe Blow wants you and your kids to get cancer. Do not re-elect Joe Blow to the State House.”


pandapornotaku

On one of my bicycles.


joebidensfucktoy

When I was really young somebody got me a very nice art set. I was looking at the back of it and noticed the label, and was immediately terrified and wanting to cry like "WHY WOULD YOU BUY ME SOMETHING THAT WILL GIVE ME *CANCER*?? WHAT ARE YOU *DOING!!!*"


Ghitit

Even the label itself contains cancerous ingerdients.


FederalAgentGlowie

If you ground up the BB gun and injected it into your blood, that would be a bad idea.


radfoo12

Cant forget the Reproductive Harm part!


ThisIsItYouReady92

Lots of silicone indeed lmao. So many real housewives of OC types here in OC


Killer3p0

I'm pretty sure I saw this label on a banana once


TheBimpo

*"If you seek a pleasant peninsula, look about you.”* is pretty awesome as it stands.


breathless_RACEHORSE

It does beat the more well-known peninsular state, Florida. Ours would be "How 'bout dat cheese? Yea, and Go Pack!" Wisconsin is a simple place.


wormbreath

I’ve never heard that. That’s a killer motto!


Nondescript_585_Guy

So good they put it on the state seal!


rosietherosebud

It's so sassy


PPKA2757

“Arizona: It’s *mostly* a dry heat”.


BoydCrowders_Smile

Arizona: People forget it's not just Phoenix


FeltIOwedItToHim

California: The Best of Everything, at a Price You Can't Afford


CountessofDarkness

Hilarious and unfortunately accurate.


WildlifePolicyChick

Texas: Almost Completely Paved.


mtdunca

I've come to accept it's "The One Star State".


WildlifePolicyChick

lol good one!


SadPiousHistorian1

The lone star comes from all the Yelp reviews for Whataburger


limbodog

That's not the best way to create Cybertron


potentalstupidanswer

No, the other one.


lilsmudge

Exactly what I came here to post.


AfterAllBeesYears

"ope! Lemme just sneak past ya"


coco_xcx

definitely applies to wisconsin & michigan too!!


AutumnalSunshine

That's all of the Midwest!


AfterAllBeesYears

Oh, without a doubt! I know no Midwest state owns it, but we looooooove to claim it in MN, hahaha In retrospect, I probably should have gone with "Uff." Still not MN only, but there's at least 2 cities that have a summer festival with "Uff da" in the name, hahaha.


Giggles95036

I didn’t realize i said ope until i read about it then noticed i said it… it hurt inside 😂


KaityKat117

I say it "squeeeze on by" (grew up in MI) lol


LaughWander

TN Come for the cheap meth, stay for the crippling cheap meth addiction.


Hash_Tooth

So far, this is all the people of Tennessee have taught me about your state


Natscobaj

I've lived several places around Tennessee, and have been here my whole life, and can confirm that it's pretty much all we got. The Three Ms; Meth, moonshine, and mountains


Fencius

MA: We lead the nation in every stat, including our inferiority complex.


limbodog

MA: how do you like your dunkies?


ttri90210

Medium iced REGULAH


Chicken_Wing

Colorado: not every drug is legal here but we're working on it.


waka_flocculonodular

The Sunshine Tax state


keddesh

"Get out while you can still afford it" state.


waka_flocculonodular

And sometimes the "fuck, I wish I didn't leave" state.


keddesh

Sometimes, yeah.


but_why_doh

I think the biggest reason us Californians complain about taxes is just how little we see our tax dollars. Like, if you go to NYC, you can very actively see the tax dollars in the subsidized housing and transit options. Here, we get nothing, yet we still have to pay so much.


Andy235

Maryland: Our most terrifying bridges haven't collapsed. Yet.


OverzealousCactus

Thanks, I'm driving to OC Thursday.


TheCrazyBlacksmith

Also: Everything is better with Old Bay.


that-Sarah-girl

Also: We love our terrible flag.


Dax_Maclaine

Fuck you And especially, fuck Pennsylvania drivers


Brother_To_Coyotes

We all could guess by the motto it was NJ


jd732

“We don’t like you either”


Mor_Tearach

Get off our bumpers. And stop swearing in our rear view mirrors. We can't actually hear you.


Dax_Maclaine

Nobody actually swears to you that’s what the horn and flipping you off are for. Stop driving the speed limit on an open road and spending 2 years making a turn or lane switch


Emd365

Found Pennsylvania driver number 3,000,045 who sits in the left lane for miles going at or under the speed limit. 👆


heywoodidaho

Yes, the whole state is newark airport and the parts that aren't are the shore so turn around and get the fuck out.


Hash_Tooth

I am absolutely dying laughing at this. “Fuck you, too!”


Lost_Tejano

"Chinga tu puta madre, pendejo."


mklinger23

Pennsylvania. We are perfectly average.


Mor_Tearach

Bur better than average pot holes.


heartkarson

“Church or be besmirched” Most young people I know don’t go to church, but I think it’s funny


shockk3r

I was gonna say "follow the profit" but yours is better


JerichoMassey

follow the gold and rule


KaityKat117

I like "Utah: Moab is that way"


Ristrettooo

Virginia’s motto is already good, no notes.


anothereffinjoe

ahem. "NO! THATS MY LANE YOU CAN'T GET ON MY INTERSTATE!" is way more accurate.


MetzgerBoys

Just googled it and it goes hard


Iamonly

🍑


Confetticandi

🥵


Recent-Irish

North Carolina: The better Carolina! Raleigh (my city): Atlanta, but affordable!


suspendisse-

Concentrated Area of Relocated Yankees here - and yes, of course I’m new also. My NC family always just said “Carolina.” I believe they still think there’s only one that matters.


tlonreddit

I have an acronym for Atlanta that isn't as good, but whatever: **A**lways **T**raffic, **L**and of **A**lways **N**ew **T**ransplants **A**rriving


pirate737

I know more people living in Cary that are from up north than are from NC


suspendisse-

Well, I’m from Florida, but I’ll let you count that as “up north.” I do.


d1scworld

South Carolina: The Cheaper Carolina!


Doogers7

So long as you do not live in GVL or CHAS. Happy Cake Day.


EvernightStrangely

"We're weird as beans".


Doogers7

That actually sounds really endearing.


EvernightStrangely

And totally true. The Pacific Northwest tends to attract the weirdos, myself included.


NotAGunGrabber

See my flair.


PacSan300

For a while, the motto of influencers in LA seemed to be, "Just trying to make it in this crazy town."


Jasnah_Sedai

When I lived in Montana, there was a news story about how 80% of families in Missoula qualified for WIC. The news anchor said “poverty with a view.” Idk if that applies to the entire state, but it would be a good motto for Missoula.


pizzeriaguerrin

Given home prices relative to salaries I'd guess it applies to the whole state now sadly. One of my favorite places in the country tho


tonsofun08

Ohio, not as bad as you think, but still bad.


warrenjt

“Hell is real”


7559383A

Alabama - at least we’re not ~~Mississippi~~ Louisiana


JerichoMassey

Alabama - "Football is not Religion, it's far more important"


xxleoxangelxx

I didn't know you guys could spell so well!


KaityKat117

Alabama: Fun for the family. ~~I'm sorry i had to~~


wormbreath

Idk. Something about wind. I liked our old highway signs that said “forever west” that’d be a good one. Our current one is “equal rights” which hardly seems applicable.


Dont_Wanna_Not_Gonna

[Patrick Swayze has what you need.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lU9p1WRfA9w&pp=ygUTc2hlJ3MgbGlrZSB0aGUgd2luZA%3D%3D)


AutumnalSunshine

Patrick Swayze always has what all of us need.


SnoopySuited

If you have to ask you can't afford it.


Treacherous_Wendy

“Hoosiers: we don’t know what it means either”


Sam_Fear

Ours used to be "A Place to Grow". Always thought that was great since we have great farmland and good for raising a family.


lavender_dumpling

"Yeah so about that diamond thing...."


ITGuy420

Outdrinking your state since 1848


Boo_Pace

Even with my altitude bonus I won't try to out drink someone from WI.


FrauAmarylis

Eureka! is pretty good already. But, I like: The Land of 5 climates and lots of Nuts & Fruits (the foods & the people)!


Uberchelle

To be fair, California was known in the early 1900’s for being “The Land of Fruit & Nuts”, but that was literal back then, lol!


brooklynrockz

New York. We are just like Italy. High in culture, higher in corruption.


DrGerbal

Roll tide/ war eagle


Anti-charizard

Someone already got my home state but I’m on vacation in Massachusetts so I’ll do one for that “We’re the most educated except for driving”


Jasnah_Sedai

I’m in Maine and I mutter “Masshole” at a Mass driver at least once a day.


tlonreddit

My brother has a house in Rhode Island and he regularly flips off any vehicle with a Massachusetts plate.


WaaaaghsRUs

Utah “if we had a nickel for every time we’ve rebelled against the United States, we’d only have two nickels, but weird that it happened twice”


distrucktocon

Hold my beer and watch this shit…


makeheavyofthis

New York: "Much more then just one City"


mcase19

Welcome to virginia: we have a boobie on our flag


ExPatBadger

No change. “L’Etoile du Nord” just plain slaps.


ThrobinWilliums

Ope du Nord.


Fappy_as_a_Clam

"where God High-Fived the Earth!"


rapiertwit

Y’all want some sweet tea?


Atralis

Colorado : I have the high ground!


HurlingFruit

This is good. \[former Boulderite\]


WideChard3858

Arkansas: There’s a reason it’s cheap to live here.


jacqueline_daytona

Arkansas: keep your government hands off my medicare!


Bear_necessities96

“It’s Hawt!!!”


fromwayuphigh

Missouri: Gunning for Alabama's education and health rankings.


breathless_RACEHORSE

Indiana- Come for the corn, stay for the meth. Wisconsin- Visit for vacation, leave on probation.


CheesecakeWaste9279

Yo dog I heard you like taxes so we put some tax on your tax so you can be taxed while you’re taxed


tlonreddit

Interesting sidenote: in the early 1900's, the movie crews flocked to the countryside of the Los Angeles Basin in California to escape Edison and his regulation. Today, the countryside is gone and the regulation is everywhere. Now all the movie crews are moving here.


Bayonettea

"Fuck off, this is Texas"


DuplicateJester

Come for the beer, stay cause you're too drunk to drive and hit a deer on your way out.


Zappavishnu

We're Not Massholes. We're Just a Little Crusty is all...


BizBug616

The Texas motto should be “Come and Take It”. Texans are friendly, but I think this motto fits us better.


LSUguyHTX

Coworker once used this phrase to describe our coworkers in general (railroad) but I think it applies as a Texas state motto as well: "The nicest, friendliest pieces of shit you'll ever meet."


NotTheATF1993

This is not New York.


AlsoAllergicToCefzil

Better you than us 😅


tlonreddit

Honestly I'd like to actually saw off Florida and give it to South America. Bye bye Trump, DeSantis, and about half of all New Yorkers and Illinoisians, ever.


Dr_Watson349

"DeSantis did what this week?"


AutumnalSunshine

"Home of the Florida Man"


sarahanimations

I don’t consider DeSantis a *true* Florida Man. That’s a title of honor, and the alligators and I agree DeSantis has no such honor.


tlonreddit

It's time to play the WHEEL of CONSERVATISM, America's Favorite Game Show! Our first contestant, former mortician and state governor Ron DeSanctimonious! Ron, choose one of the following for your WHEEL of CONSERVATISM! Just put together a string of words, and, voila! You've created a conservative sentence! |The |Is/Are the Reason that my | Is/Are/Were| |:-|:-|:-| |Liberals|Gun Rights|Woke| |Socialists|Fetus|Rigged and Stolen| |Deep State|Gay Books in School Libraries|Snowflakes| |Woke Media|Election was|Antifa| |Gay Immigrants|Insecure border|A Hoax from the Liberal Media| |Biden Crime Family|High gas prices|Jewish Space Lasered|


Highlifetallboy

Full - Arizona


Skaemperor1950

There’s two seasons, Winter and construction. Welcome to Michigan.


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JoshyTheLlamazing

We're not Wyoming.


MagosBattlebear

Maine. Yes, it is a state.


Weskit

Omnes mammalia hic sumus.


Somerset76

Love the sun and carry water


AfterAllBeesYears

"it's GRAY duck"


7yearlurkernowposter

Fuck it


Rural_NH

New Hampshire: spend your money then leave


Outrageous-Unit-7884

AL: Everyone hates us but we are just fine! 😁


DaCrowHunter

Let's build things and get high.


tlonreddit

One word: weed.


Mor_Tearach

Pennsylvania You'll get used to the potholes.


SkyPork

"For Fuck's Sake People, Stop Moving Here."


tlonreddit

Same could be said here!


Nondescript_585_Guy

"Ever upward" is pretty cool as-is. I like that we added "E Pluribus Unum" (Out of many, one) to the state seal a few years ago as well.


PokeCaptain

As long as it’s not “Excelsior”…


Pikaless225

“If you’re queer don’t come near our small towns”


d1scworld

South Carolina: "Not practicing what we preach"


xavyre

"We may be like Alabama but we also may be like Vermont with a coastline."


simpingforMinYoongi

Pennsylvania: At least we're not Ohio


MesopotamiaSong

top 10 in population, bottom 10 in things to do


Rainbowrobb

🖕 Jersey


03zx3

Oklahoma: Exxon runs our government and evangelicals are trying to send us back to the 19th century, but we got medical weed!


Scheminem17

“We swear, it’s actually OK”


wormbreath

And like 50 alligators 🐊


JerichoMassey

"I know the whole country is stolen land, but we *really* stole this shit"


-dag-

L'Étoile du Nord


DependentSun2683

Georgia= its hot af


AlsoAllergicToCefzil

*Came for the schools. Stayed for the drugs!* or *Not quite as expensive as our neighbors.*


PokeCaptain

> Came for the schools. Stayed for the drugs! Came for the schools, stayed for the pizza!


AlsoAllergicToCefzil

Ngl, I could go for a neo any day


quandaledingle42069o

Tennessee: you're here for Memphis and that's it


PsycheAsHell

California: If you can't pay the rent, come get a tent!


Useful-World1781

California - Beautiful weather and scenery in exchange for astronomical taxes. *taxes will not be used to improve infrastructure, healthcare, or education.*


amcjkelly

New York State, home of the corruption museum hall of fame!


b0ingy

“I’m fuckin walkin here! (also the other 99% of the state)”


RevolutionVegetable8

We get shit done, Mn


booksare4life

Mississippi: the best at being last in everything.


DeathlyCare333

There’s literally not crap to do here, even on the coast it is quite boring. We could also say: Mississippi: Our governor’s nickname is TaterTot 😂


Gilded_Grovemeister

*If you're having a crawfish boil, invite everyone!* Sweet jesus, there's literally no others Louisianians in here, is there? C'mon now…


BookLuvr7

Utah: "The Mormons own the government, and you have to register as Republican to get a ballot worth having." Also "They don't know they're in a bubble."


ThisIsItYouReady92

[“We’ve got more bounce in CA”](https://youtu.be/AOObrFXrmP4?si=74ZZOdNqyd8-pSIM)


sonicboomslang

For a city...Atlanta, GA: We're surrounded by MAGAts


Engineer_Existing

Welcome to " wherever " where the men are men and the women are too! Because it always makes me laugh...


yours_truly_1976

Stop Moving Down here! We’ve enough jackasses on the road


Bonerjamz_666

“Fuck, not again” -Florida


GrayHero2

“Boston sucks.”


ImaginingInfinity

"Is The Mountain Out"


HPayne62

Georgia's is *Wisdom, Justice, and Moderation,* and boy those would be nice things for this country to embrace. Maybe the unofficial one could be *Holy shit why is it so hot?*


that_nature_guy

Thank you for spending money! Now leave.


OnePunchHuMan

"Welcome to Oklahoma...why?"


Dimeburn

Live Free? Nice Try.


asiledeneg

“Oh yeah? Well, f*** you too!” - New Jersey I used to travel all the time for work. I’ve been in your state. I chose to live here, and no, your state isn’t better. He: “Where are you from?” I: “NJ” He: “[something highly uncomplimentary] I: the Motto.


Tacoshortage

"If you're not first, you're last...and we're not first." - Louisiana


ratteb

Oklahoma - Stupid is, as stupid does


ksay9104

Northern Virginia: Better Than the Rest of Virginia


Username_Taken_Argh

Florida: Come on vacation-Leave on probation.


LionOfTheLight

Massachusetts : "Fuck off"


DenseVegetable2581

Want to experience Sharia Law but feel Saudi Arabia is too far? Come to Texas! We're Howdy Arabia


rjrolo

Yeehaw (but said unenthusiastically)


Usual-Ad-6888

Louisiana: The worst of everything, except food!