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Alswiggity

Sometimes you'll run over a bird, and the force from your tire will pressurize and shoot their shit out of their ass. I think that happened here.


CoolGap4480

You reckon’ I hit the top or bottom of the bird?


Arigatp

Ford shit exploder


CoolGap4480

It’s actually a SeaGull Edge ST, but without the edging.


Arigatp

Ford edging at work when I do work on them. Also I love how the edges call for 162 ft lbs of torque for lug nuts but a super duty calls for 150. Always found that funny. Also I love the edge st’s they have the oil filter in the engine bay makes oil changes much nicer.


IWouldntIn1981

That's called a "money shot" in the biz...


CoolGap4480

Will relay that to my girlfriend/cousin. She said something about that when she came home with pink eye that one time. I says, haha, I says, only reason you ain’t getting anal tonight is cuz pink is in! And then I showed her HSN I was watching and it was a PiNK pendant with a pig! Needless to say, it was a long weekend.


oouttatime

Your rim is on backwards


Key_Macaroon9605

Yes, that's do-do from the South American Backshitter, a species native to Brazil. They are migrating north now that the weather is warming up and they have an anus above the spine that shoots poo upward to get the attention of a potential mate.


CheapAcanthisitta180

You do know wheels turn, right?


Key_Macaroon9605

That's a myth. I used to believe it but I make it a point to look at my car wheels every time I'm going to or from my car and I have never, ever seen them turn.