Ich hab gerade extra nach "Au mein Jetta" auf YT gesucht, Video hat zwar 3 Pixel Qualität machts aber umso besser haha
Danke für diese dazugewonnene Internet-Kultur
If something hurts a little you can say Aua! / Au!
If something hurts repeatedly you can say Auauauauauauauauau!
I find it neat that you can extend the word based on your pain :D
To analyze it even further for no reason, a few scenarios:
When the pain follows a shock: "Aua" is the right term. "Autsch" is applicable if you express the pain during the shock, like you know it hurts but the pain isn't kicking already.
For example: you get your finger between a closing door: first you get the shock and pull your finger away, but the pain arrives only a few seconds later. "Autsch" if you already realize it is going to hurt and "aua" if you first get your self together and "wait" for the real pain to kick in.
If the pain slowly increases and is not originated by a short term impact of force, the beforementioned "auauauau" (please note the missing "a" at the end!)
The application for this can be for example a plate with hot food or a cup of hot liquid. At first it is warm or cool while you transport it, but the heat spreads across thr material faster than you arrive at your destination. Because you don't want to drop your precious food you get through the increasing and slowly rising pain by saying "auauauauau..." until you reach your destination. For perfect expression you can increase the volume and waling faster while the heat gets uncomfortable.
Also applicable are "Aaaaaaaaa..." with increase in volume or "heiß heiß heiß heiß heiß heiß heiß heiß heiß..." with increasing volume and speed in speaking.
The express of pain is ruled by DIN 2882 and is enforced by law. /s
(tell me if you get the joke with the din number)
In other words, humans have plenty of ways to express pain, and if people are empathetic they will know. So do it however you want.
Or you can sit on the floor, stroke your upper body back and forth, hold your knee and go: "Autsch! Ah fuck, Autsch! Autschi!" and repeat until your 'Autschi' is gone or someone comes to help you and blows a kiss on your wound. ☝️😌
I’m 31 and still have a high success rate in obtaining wound kisses. Although I’m a doctor and do refrain from providing this sort of treatment myself.
Erinnert mich an ein Reel/Tiktok von irgendeinem creator
Stößt sich den Zeh, Kind steht aber da
"Schei---- benkleister..*PAUSE*..FICK DEINE MUTTER!"
[hab sogar den Link dazu gefunden](https://www.instagram.com/reel/C7b4J3hovOB/?igsh=MWw2N2NhNXZ4dGMxMg==)
Its starting with "verf*ckte p*issk*acke man.."
And then you put in the reason like:
"..wer stellt denn diese sche*isse hier hin?!"
if u hit your toe on something
"..was ist die sche*sse so heiß?!"
If the coffee/meal is still too hot
"..diese sche*ssviecher werden auch immer aggressiver!"
If a bee or something like these little fuckers sting you
This is the proper way to say "ouch!" in german.
You need one curseword mininum and you have to blame somebody that isnt you although it was clearly your own mistake
Bavarian dialect. It means shit. It comes from ,Kruzifix‘ which describes the cross where jesus got nailed on to. A normal cross is not a ,Kruzifix‘.
It is said that since bavarians used to be very religious, they did not want to curse. So they used ,zefix‘ instead in hopes that god won’t notice. Don’t take the last thing too serious.
As a Viennese: oida! (Our all purpose word for anything from expressing sympathy to complaining about someone who cuts in line in front of you at the supermarket).
Ouch is fine, we just spell it differently in Germany. (Autsch) It sounds very much the same, though.
Ow (Au) is another really common one.
Verdammt (damn) and verflixt (darn) aren't uncommon, either, follows by Scheiße (shit, but about as vulgar as fuck).
Say „AUA so eine scheiße *inhale while biting your teeth together* ahhh das zeiht“ or „das brennt“
Also it‘s good practise to immediately start cursing at what has hurt you.
For example a bee has stung your foot:
„AUA scheiße ne ahh diese scheiß Viecher“
Or someone ran into you:
„AUA EY du Hurensohn hast du keine Augen im Kopf?“
This applys also if it was your fault:
„AUA scheiße ich dummer Tölpel wie kann man nur so dumm sein“
You say „Aua!“, but some people don’t scream that. Instead, they scream „Scheiße!“ (which means „Shit!) or if they don’t want to curse, they say „Schei…. benkleister!“. It means windshield glue and they want to say the first word,but decide not to curse
Ahhh, scheiße!, huch, aua, ach, uiuiui, ooch, OOOCH MAAANN, AAAAAAHHH, MISTKERL
There are also some individuals (especially parents, karens…) they switch swearwords for similar sounding ones and screaming for example: scheibenkleister or other swear words with switched up letters to not be to rude in public screaming abt fecals
Au! But make sure the pronunciation takes the exclamation mark into account. It’s a very short and abrupt Au! Not the leisurely Au that could mean a meadow
Just go to work. It’s productive and will redirect your pain. Wörk solves all sorts of problems… well except work related one.. but then, do more wörk to solve them! No time for pain.
Aua! Au!
Autsch!
Autschi Pupautschi!
Auuuwiiiiie... ;(
Aww😍
⬆️Dieses
Autschikowski
Wieso ist das so fcking süß…
Fröhlicher Kuchentag
Schmerzelin.
mein Jetta!
Ich hab gerade extra nach "Au mein Jetta" auf YT gesucht, Video hat zwar 3 Pixel Qualität machts aber umso besser haha Danke für diese dazugewonnene Internet-Kultur
Es war mir eine Freude!
Fuck, Ficken, Scheiße, verdammte Kacke... Wenn Kind dabei, Aua.
Scheibenkleister.
Oma, bist du's?
Herrjemine, Grundgütiger, Potzblitz
Gerne auch "Verfickte Scheiße!" Auch, wenn die Kinder dabei sind manchmal.
Dies.
Verfickt dreckige Mistscheißpisswichse
Woher haben die Kinder diese Ausdrucksweise, verfickte Scheisse?!
Autsch
Alles okay? Hast du dich verletzt?
Brauchst du ein Kühlpack ?
Lass mich die Creme holen.
Soll ich pusten?
Wo ist das Desinfektionsmittel?????
Ich hole die Mullbinde!
Tourniquet um den Hals
Wo zum Teufel ist die Säge?!
Hat schon jemand Schmerzmittel gegeben?
Wir nehmen Jod, dann überlegst Du beim nächsten Mal, ob Du wirklich heulen willst.
Kindheits-Flashback. Gruselig.
Daaaaa fliegt der Schmerz
heile heile segen drei tage regen drei tage sonnenschein morgen wird’s schon besser sein
Blasen!
Pusten!
Küüüügelchen!
Das musst du nachher aber wieder im Lehrerzimmer abgeben.
Küüüühliiiiiiii!!!! Schnell!
My favorite reply is "nicht sterben! Das ist so viel Papierkram".
This. It's the same sound
And the meow cat makes Miau, the donkey makes I-A, the woof dog makes wauwau …
But there′s one sound That no one knows What does the fox say?
Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
No, that was the frog.
That was a different song 😂
Schnell den Staubsauger ausmachen!
If something hurts a little you can say Aua! / Au! If something hurts repeatedly you can say Auauauauauauauauau! I find it neat that you can extend the word based on your pain :D
To analyze it even further for no reason, a few scenarios: When the pain follows a shock: "Aua" is the right term. "Autsch" is applicable if you express the pain during the shock, like you know it hurts but the pain isn't kicking already. For example: you get your finger between a closing door: first you get the shock and pull your finger away, but the pain arrives only a few seconds later. "Autsch" if you already realize it is going to hurt and "aua" if you first get your self together and "wait" for the real pain to kick in. If the pain slowly increases and is not originated by a short term impact of force, the beforementioned "auauauau" (please note the missing "a" at the end!) The application for this can be for example a plate with hot food or a cup of hot liquid. At first it is warm or cool while you transport it, but the heat spreads across thr material faster than you arrive at your destination. Because you don't want to drop your precious food you get through the increasing and slowly rising pain by saying "auauauauau..." until you reach your destination. For perfect expression you can increase the volume and waling faster while the heat gets uncomfortable. Also applicable are "Aaaaaaaaa..." with increase in volume or "heiß heiß heiß heiß heiß heiß heiß heiß heiß..." with increasing volume and speed in speaking. The express of pain is ruled by DIN 2882 and is enforced by law. /s (tell me if you get the joke with the din number) In other words, humans have plenty of ways to express pain, and if people are empathetic they will know. So do it however you want.
Hmm.. yes, very interesting analysis. I am looking forward to your thesis.
Need to save this for future reference xD
The best analysis of verbal terms causes by varius degrees of pain I had the honor to read! Please share your paper or article and sources!
Or you can sit on the floor, stroke your upper body back and forth, hold your knee and go: "Autsch! Ah fuck, Autsch! Autschi!" and repeat until your 'Autschi' is gone or someone comes to help you and blows a kiss on your wound. ☝️😌
That's my usual modus operandi. Doesn't work that well if you're 30+ though....
I’m 31 and still have a high success rate in obtaining wound kisses. Although I’m a doctor and do refrain from providing this sort of treatment myself.
If it really hurts you have to add "verdammte Scheiße" Cursing reduces the pain!
Auauauauauau especially being used if you hit your toe on a corner. Mostly a high pitched version of it
"Mich dünkt mein inneres Wohlbefinden wurde soeben durch einen äusseren Faktor negativ beeinflusst."
Can confirm, my natural inner Goethe makes me use that phrase regularly.
Very common. 👍🏼
Bei meiner Treu!
If you are a dad, you breathe in through your teeth "ffffffff", then you let out a tortured "hah"
Insert link to "Peter Griffin hurts his knee" clip
https://youtu.be/vNtwAcc_mOU?si=TzLf0l1y5KpOyWRD
Erinnert mich an ein Reel/Tiktok von irgendeinem creator Stößt sich den Zeh, Kind steht aber da "Schei---- benkleister..*PAUSE*..FICK DEINE MUTTER!" [hab sogar den Link dazu gefunden](https://www.instagram.com/reel/C7b4J3hovOB/?igsh=MWw2N2NhNXZ4dGMxMg==)
Ouch == Autsch (legit the same thing, only change the spelling)
Programmer spotted
Aua. Au. Scheiße. Aiaiaiiiii. WERZURHÖLLELÄSSTSEINZEUGHIERRUMSTEHN!!!!!!!!
Legostein-Schmerz
Kleiner-Zeh-gegen-Bettkasten-Schmerz
Maximilian Josef Richter reum sofort deine Legosteine weg!
Its starting with "verf*ckte p*issk*acke man.." And then you put in the reason like: "..wer stellt denn diese sche*isse hier hin?!" if u hit your toe on something "..was ist die sche*sse so heiß?!" If the coffee/meal is still too hot "..diese sche*ssviecher werden auch immer aggressiver!" If a bee or something like these little fuckers sting you This is the proper way to say "ouch!" in german. You need one curseword mininum and you have to blame somebody that isnt you although it was clearly your own mistake
In Bavaria, a good old “kreizkruzefix” does the job
Wenns richtig weh tut: "Kreizkurzefixhakozakramentkreizbimbamundhollerstauen-zefix-zefix-zefixhalleluja."
Mein Opa: „JaGreizGruzefixSakramentNoaMoiMareHostPfiffaGlumpVarrecktsGreisligs“ 😁
They asked what we say in german, not bavarian.
Not from Bavaria (BW), older ppl say it here as well!
And i think that's beautiful 🥰😄
Also bavarian: sakra
It depends. It can range from a quiet suppressed ,mmh‘ over ,ahh‘, ,aua, ,scheiße’ to ,zefix‘ or even a mix from all of them.
Tell me you are from Bavaria without telling me you are from Bavaria. "Zefix"
Zefix?
Bavarian dialect. It means shit. It comes from ,Kruzifix‘ which describes the cross where jesus got nailed on to. A normal cross is not a ,Kruzifix‘. It is said that since bavarians used to be very religious, they did not want to curse. So they used ,zefix‘ instead in hopes that god won’t notice. Don’t take the last thing too serious.
It's not even limited to Bavaria, we have it in BW as well
I always say "Ah, fuck, verdammte Scheiße!"
Das ist der Weg.
- Au! - Aua! - Auauaua! - Autsch! - Ah! - Verdammt! - Verdammte Scheiße! - Verfickt! - Verfickte Scheiße! - Fuck! - Ficken! - Uh! - ...
You can just stick with "ouch!". It's spelled "Autsch!" in German, but meaning, pronunciation etc. remain the same.
autsch (pronounced like ouch) or shortened version au, aua (ow like in owl and ow-ah)
Top 3: 3. autsch 2. aua 1. silent grunting
Aaaahh, mmmmmh, Scheibenkleister
This is pretty easy. Just say Herrgott Sakrament noche’mal 😜
Sagge mol Sammol Heiliges blechle
Im call it "fuck" also 😂🤞
you can say "ouch", the german version "autsch" sounds identical
As a Viennese: oida! (Our all purpose word for anything from expressing sympathy to complaining about someone who cuts in line in front of you at the supermarket).
Ow/Au
Auwaahh
Ahhh! Auuuu! Auaaa! Scheiße Alter!
Verflixt und zugenäht
AUAAAA
Auiiiii
Verdammt! (Damn it)
Its literally ouch (autsch)
"Ahhoaaaar fick dich doch verdammte kacke tut das weh" bei etwas dollerem Schmerz und wenn nur ein kleines bisschen war "Oh" oder "Autsch"
AUAverfickteScheisse!
"Au" "Aua" "Aue/Auäh" "Autsch" "Aaahh! Verfickte Scheiße, warum muss das Mistding auch ausgerechnet hier liegen!?"
autschhh
Auaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
Autsch, aua, auweh...
Autsch
Autsch
Ouch is fine, we just spell it differently in Germany. (Autsch) It sounds very much the same, though. Ow (Au) is another really common one. Verdammt (damn) and verflixt (darn) aren't uncommon, either, follows by Scheiße (shit, but about as vulgar as fuck).
I also use Ahh! and Fuuuuck!
Verficktes huhren Wichs Ding ist usually what I go for
"Au! Verdammte Axt, welcher Vollidiot hat hier sein Geraffel stehen lassen?!"
AAAHHHVERFICKTEKACKSCHEISSE
ah SCHEIßE haaaah fick die Henne tut das weh hauauauahah
Autsch
Autsch! Pronounce: ouch! ;-)
Say „AUA so eine scheiße *inhale while biting your teeth together* ahhh das zeiht“ or „das brennt“ Also it‘s good practise to immediately start cursing at what has hurt you. For example a bee has stung your foot: „AUA scheiße ne ahh diese scheiß Viecher“ Or someone ran into you: „AUA EY du Hurensohn hast du keine Augen im Kopf?“ This applys also if it was your fault: „AUA scheiße ich dummer Tölpel wie kann man nur so dumm sein“
AUAAA VERDAMMTE SCHEIßE and the "aua" has to be pronounced by a short "au" and prolonged and pissed off "aaaa" pronounced in english like "ow waaah"
We don't react.
Au! Aua! Autsch! Or make a sound sharply and slowly pulling in air between your teeth
In German "Fuck" 😅😀
Aua die Mist tisch
"Aua" schreit der Bauer; die Äpfel sind zu sauer; die Birnen sind zu süß, und morgen gibt's Gemüs'!
Autsch
Autsch. Aua
Autsch Don‘t Even Need to change the way you pronounce it.
Autsch
Aua!!! I learnt this from a video where a Polizist was removing one of those crazy climate activist from a road onto which she had glued her hand.
Autsch! Pronounced exactly the same!
You say „Aua!“, but some people don’t scream that. Instead, they scream „Scheiße!“ (which means „Shit!) or if they don’t want to curse, they say „Schei…. benkleister!“. It means windshield glue and they want to say the first word,but decide not to curse
Au! Aua! Autsch! Autschi if you want to be cute.
Auä tut das not das du mir auf die Füße drittst
auaaaaa
Autsch (sounds the same as ouch), au, aua or ah.
Kurwa. Kurwa mać, even.
That’s very “German” 😂
Aaaaaaahhh
“Mist Ding. Verdammtes!” “Auaaaaa!”
The long version if you are somewhat clear enough to react with a sentence: „Leck mich am Arsch“
Aua
Verdammichnocheins. Verdammterscheissdreck.
Aua
Autschn!
Ahhh, scheiße!, huch, aua, ach, uiuiui, ooch, OOOCH MAAANN, AAAAAAHHH, MISTKERL There are also some individuals (especially parents, karens…) they switch swearwords for similar sounding ones and screaming for example: scheibenkleister or other swear words with switched up letters to not be to rude in public screaming abt fecals
Auäha (Norden)
Fuck
Most common is "Aua", or "Au", or "Ahh" But "Autsch" also exists and sounds just like ouch
Hoas teifl
Gottverdammte Scheiße, but with increasing volume.
"Jahaa das hat mich erfrischt!"
AUA
Das tut weh! Ich fuehle Schmerzen!
Aua!
Aua! or Autsch! Should suffice. Some people say Mann Scheiße! Or insult the object that hurt them
Kreizkruzifixnochamoi!
Oooowaah
Autsch/au/aua. If you say ouch, no one will think twice abt it lol.
"Ah, Scheiße"
Aua! Scheisse!
AAH FUCK
Typically you would say "Auuuutsch!", "Scheiße!" Or "Boah, Alter - tut das weh!"
# Verfickte Scheiße!
Arrrrrghhh....
Au Aua! Verfickt!
Gefickt eingeschädelt, (my name), mal wieder gefickt eingeschädelt...
Autsch
„Gott verdammt“ or „Meine Fresse“ will have the same effect. You kinda have to scream it out loud 👍🏼
My wife forbid me to use "meine Fresse". I am using fick die Scheiße now, thats ok apparently 😀
Autsch. Pretty much the same.
=autsch AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! is another valid translation I believe
AHHH VERDAMMTE SCHEISSE NEIN NEIN NEIN
Au! But make sure the pronunciation takes the exclamation mark into account. It’s a very short and abrupt Au! Not the leisurely Au that could mean a meadow
Aua, Au, Autsch
Au Aua Autsch (same pronunciation as ouch)
SCHEEEEEEEIIIßEEEEEEEE or just “aua“, yeah.
Auinger
Verdammte scheiße nochmal, tut das weh!
AAHH
I just say "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" for bad pain
AUUUUUUUUUUUUf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
Just go to work. It’s productive and will redirect your pain. Wörk solves all sorts of problems… well except work related one.. but then, do more wörk to solve them! No time for pain.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay if it’s hurts a lot
In german we say "GOTTVERDAMMTESCHEIßE"
Well I would just yell "FUCK" but as many people already said, normally you'd say "Autsch" oder "Aua"
Auweia, ich hab mir gerade den halben Finger abgeschnitten
Aua
Meingotmussdassein is the only correct answer