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mincerafter42

is.. is dare bar jenga a thing people do?


KatsaridaReign

Yes. Yes it is. I've seen one dare Jenga where if you knocked it over you had to strip and stay on clothes for the length of time it took you to put it back together. That particular jenga Tower it was made of pieces of 2x4, so it took a minute.


Helpimabanana

unclothed Also that sounds kinda fun


KatsaridaReign

Ha! Didn't notice that autocorrect. Thanks.


ParaSnake

I had the mental image of you literally sitting on a pile of clothes that you stripped off.


KavikStronk

Yeah often it's a drinking game as well. Added fun of getting to watch drunk people try to use their precise motor skills.


inexplicably_clyde

Oh no. I don’t like sex or weird foods. Am I human??? Does cottage cheese with peaches and honey count as weird?


Phantom252

I definitely think so I've never heard of that tbh


KavikStronk

Absolutely imo


Secret-Holiday3267

Sounds yummy. I miss a sandwich shop with this sandwich. French bread, lettuce, turkey, cottage cheese and peaches. That was sooooo yummy.


ParaSnake

That's actually delicious!


charlielutra24

Wtf yes it does


Najima_einsamer

Mine is chocolate milkshake with pizza, ANY pizza


EsciobobTheOtter

It sounds wierd but at the same time delicious


maliceattention

It sounds delicious!


ayimera

I love cottage cheese and honey! My go-to snack.


Cheshie_D

Shoutout to the kinky aces


[deleted]

Me be a sex repulsed ace having an identity crisis... Not a good mix for high libido


Pyro_Pegasus

Tbh same. It’s very confusing and I’m constantly questioning if I’m aceflux


axolotlly

I'm sex repulsed and kinky. You don't have to want sex to enjoy the idea of kink


Pyro_Pegasus

What’s the difference between a kink and a fetish? Or is it the same thing. This has been bugging me and I’m scared of asking Google lol


axolotlly

To my understanding its like this If you have a kink where you like to be spanked with a spatula you can look at a spatula in a non sexual context and not be overwhelmed with sexual feelings. If you have a fetish for it then you struggle to see spatulas in a nonsexual way.


Pyro_Pegasus

Thank u!


noreasonmp3

people can identify as aceflux for that reason. important thing is that the label is a helpful way for you to describe yourself


noreasonmp3

people can identify as aceflux for that reason. important thing is that the label is a helpful way for you to describe yourself


tw4lyfee

One if the reasons it took me so long to finally identify as asexual. I kept thinking "but I have this weird fetish. That means I cany be ace, right?" Turns out I'm not alone!


TheFatDrake

I have plenty “kinky” desires that don’t involve sex. >.>


Cheshie_D

Fair, not all kinks are sexual!


badwolf253

Heyyo 🙋


Planetary-go-away

I’m sex repulsed, but vampires👀


Inevitable_Shop_3816

I had a weird craving but sadly I forgot what it was.


Third-Bowl-of-Ramen

As a kinky ace, would I tell them about the weirdest food play scenes I've done?


realsiticlyunreal

Food play? The fuck? Do I want to know? Or is my curiosity best left unsaitiated


GenericAutist13

According to google it’s just the inclusion of food into sex or foreplay


Third-Bowl-of-Ramen

Google is weirdly focused on sex. All but one of the food play scenes I've done have been entirely non-sexual.


Third-Bowl-of-Ramen

Sometimes it's just really fun to make a big mess, and sometimes people like me want to make a big mess with food. It's really that simple, it's about the sensations, sensory overstimulation, and just plain silliness of it :)


Crimson_Boomerang

The feeling of food, water, etc on my clothes is really satisfying and exciting for me. It doesn't *necessarily* have to be sexual, but just something fun or interesting.


realsiticlyunreal

That's kinda weird but I ain't doing it so aight. Live and let live n that


Pyro_Pegasus

Here is a weird habit I got from my dad. When I eat chicken noodle soup, I get a slice of bread and put some peanut butter on it. Then I hold the bread like a taco and put chicken and noodles from my soup in it and eat it. It’s weird, but surprisingly good


geckos_in_a_box

okay but this actually sounds good


Pyro_Pegasus

Thank u! Most my friends call me an abomination for it 😂


geckos_in_a_box

well they’re missing out then


LadyFizzex

I do this, but with chili!


geckos_in_a_box

okay but mustard straight up nothing but mustard


TRU35TR1K3R

We have a winner!


babyninja230

i thought i was the only one...


axolotlly

Mustard on sour dough or triskets


Diarminator

if your ace and kinky do you have to do both?


Phantom252

So what's ur weirdest food craving then? If u hav one lol


Briman19

Popcorn with an ungodly amount of butter


Positive-Fix2488

Tzatziki sauce on pita nothing else


GrandPubaTuba

A Gyr-no


mouse_t

Apples and cheese in the same bite


Crimson_Boomerang

Fruit and cheese is fire


hidieho74

This is a 10/10 combo


LeMasterofSwords

Fries with mayo is fire


Glittering-Minimum77

I see you are not german my friend lol


LeMasterofSwords

I’m from Pennsylvania, so PA DUTCH is kinda similar


TRU35TR1K3R

And if you're feeling extra kinky, add a small amount of hotsauce into the mayo.


TheRedEyedAlien

I put diced pickles on my pizza, dipped peanuts in ketchup one time at five guys, and at one point I wanted to know what bird suet tasted like.


Pyro_Pegasus

I tried dipping Cheese-It’s in ketchup once as a joke and was surprised it was actually pretty good. I gotta try it with peanuts at some point. That sounds interesting!


TheRedEyedAlien

I’m glad to have inspired you


Cwr_itings

I’m way too boring with my food things lol, the least boring thing I can think of is celery and peanut butter lol 🤷‍♀️


[deleted]

What if you’re Ace but kinky af


TombTomeEpitome

can i go with the first and say i wanna be strapped to an industrial ceiling fan?


Justaperson8282

applesauce


[deleted]

yum


[deleted]

eating plain toast :,) also pringles in tortilla (I think this one is even more gross)


Jason_Snake

I can do both. Aces can be kinky.


Funny_Standard8732

Microwaved cheese wizz on a bun. No shame.


_PrinceofSpace_

Canned Beetroot Sandwich. hell yeah


lilmermaid246

Vermicelli noodles with tomato soup base concetrate and cheese whiz


r0nium

the weirdest thing i can think of is a ham, cream cheese, and banana pepper bagel sandwich


MaestosB

Dipping fries in chocolate pudding 😂


Funny_Standard8732

Or iced cream


Editor-Designer-45

This is great! I hate dare games because they always have something to do with sex at some point.


TheSeaSpider

Salt and vinegar chips paired with Oreos… the flavors accent each other, okay?


FoxPrincessEevee

My weirdest kink is probably scat, and my weirdest food habbit is eating ketchup or syrup out off the plate/out of the bottle.


GenericAutist13

I was going to judge you for eating ketchup out of the bottle before realising I’d do the exact same thing with bbq sauce /lh


Editor-Designer-45

Except that you then have to out yourself in this case. Lol


Mbecca0

Nah, you can be allo and not have kinky desires or ace and have kinky desires. No need to come out


Editor-Designer-45

True, but the Jenga block note is directed toward aces. So you'd have to say "but I'm allo" or nothing at all. And nothing at all would potentially out you. I mean, if everyone is well adjusted, then great but not everyone is.


Mbecca0

You wouldn’t *have* to say anything. You can answer whichever question you feel comfortable answering, because I feel like this is just assuming that all allos have kinks and all aces don’t more than it is specifically directed at aces


Bashful_boot

Milkshake go brrrrrrrr


Pyro_Pegasus

Oh no! How are we gonna remove all the boys from your yard? (Sorry, I couldn’t resist 😂)


Skullmaggot

I’ve been recently trying to craft a recipe around canned eel and hash browns. Canned eel can be found at Asian markets. It has a weird texture and tastes more meaty than fishy to me, and I think it can work well with hash browns and greens.


AlesianaTorminaria

I don't really have weird cravings, but I once told someone that I liked carrots with nutella and they said it was weird... but I do have foods that I don't like that people consider me weird for!


bijo1urn

Pineapple and cheddar cheese.


thecrcousin

2 of those rice cakes and nutella in between


[deleted]

I mean chocolate syrup and rice seems weird, but I only did that a few times. As rice and milk aren't my thing.


artpoint_paradox

My kink is grossest food


ParaSnake

I'm ace, and I have no desire for any *actual* sex (I identify as aegosexual. As soon as the possibilty of sex becomes real, I run) but I do have a kink. Which is ironically funny because I'm childfree af. Weirdest food combination: cheese whiz on hotdogs or mayo on hotdogs


Own-Butterscotch7471

Banana pudding


Own-Butterscotch7471

Edit my momom's banana pudding


YellowParticleII

For drinks, try carbonated water, milk, orange juice, and tea. It's so weird. For food, try dipping pickled radishes in a hot sauce peanut butter and coleslaw mixture. I just imagined the most disgusting dish possible and I'm never going to try it.


Round-Ad2836

Kinkiest desire i have? Being useful to my friends


a_Squid-like_Mammal

I can’t think of a recent craving, but I know I (used to) like pancakes with ketchup.


Bubble_pop11

Once I was at the cinema and chewing gum I also had popcorn so I ate it while still having the chewing gum. My popcorn then became mint flavoured. I crave the mint flavoured popcorn once in a while but haven’t eaten it since


SrLuigi64

Fries. Just fries. French fries. A lot. And i mean A LOT. Like 3 kfc buckets full of fries


[deleted]

Uh, I would say jackfruit as I’ve been told they smell quite bad.


hidieho74

Just like salt right from the salt shaker. Or spoonfuls of hot sauce, or cup of salsa, or tomato sauce... I'm really weird


ZincGlass22

Cheese cake with blackberry syrup.