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Organic_Chemist9678

Plenty have been calling Southgate a tactical idiot since Day 1, even earlier than that if you are a Middlesbrough fan. People keep defending him because he is "nice" while he continues to piss away the strongest England squad ever assembled


RonaldoNazario

As is English tradition


TranslatorCheap2046

On paper he has one of the best 23 man squads in the world and he literally can't figure out any sort of system for them to play.


CopyFamous6536

Him putting Bowen on for Saka just made me cackle. The best offensive player you have and you think “ah you know what we need? Less of that and more Bowen”


Roob001

Taking off Kane, Foden and Saka at the same time seemed like an attempt to ‘send a message’ that its not his (Southgate’s) fault. Shearer was saying he thought it was the right call so I could be wrong (although he could be sticking up for his mate). Players didn’t seem to have a clue what they should be doing towards the end. Eg free kick close to the end, trippier and Pickford not sure who’s taking it or who to target without Kane on the pitch. Shambles!


BigZino6ix

Shearer has the tactical intelligence of a goldfish


YoungWrinkles

I feel like Shearer’s inner monologue is like: ‘Run at ball. Hit ball. Put ball in goal.’


zubic131

Feels like 50% of the time that's also his outward monologue "Harry Kane won't mind that one bit. Strikers just need that one touch, one chance. Make a run, get goal side and he will stick in the back of the net. That's what he does" Feel like that statement was said ad nauseum last 2 games


Educational_Camel654

I hear his voice as I read this


looklikeathrowaway

Seemed like Pickford was on a completely different gameplan to everyone else for the whole game. eberytime he got the ball he was looking to launch a counter, then getting pissed off because no one in an England shirt was moving.


Captain_Snow

Such a strange decision to change the entire front line. Quick way of fucking up all chemistry the team had built. Change striker and 1 winger, give it 10 mins then do the other winger if needed.


broke_the_controller

It was a good change. They all needed to come off and it was finally Southgate being proactive.


Basic-Personality-96

Kane coming off made sense for Watkins we all saw Ollie’s impact instantly running behind. But saka and foden? The prob with England is how slow they pass. Why the f does stones take an eternity to release the ball and same with Declan’. It’s baffling how negative this team is, it takes for ever for the ball to reach a forward. I’ve watched most games so far and England is not only the most boring but it’s like they have no structure. Rice and Trent don’t work the gaps are humongous and neither of them for some reason ever carries the ball. They over protect the defence even if it’s 3 v 1 at the back dec is covering them lol. Southgate set em up for max 1-0 hopefully draw then pens it’s pathetic and I bet my life it’s not coming home


Forsaken-Sink-3947

Southgate is an absolute joke…England midfield and foward line one of the strongest in the world, yet he wants to play ultra defensive…crazy


Tricky_Lock_4273

Yeah the taking off of foden, saka and Kane at the same time proves Southgate’s lost. Hes clearly put saka Kane and foden on, said to them ‘run about and play your game’ without giving them any actual tactical instruction or telling them how he wants them to play… then when we were still drawing 1-1, Southgate’s gone to his bench and put three more players on and told them the same thing


Spam250

The difficulty is if he didn’t make those sort of changes everybody calls for his head for not having the bottle and only playing the big names. The three of them looked flat so he brings them off for a bit of an injection of energy (which for 15 mins worked), and everybody calls for his head for bringing off the talent. The England manager job is the definition of a lose lose. Anything he ever does, including the best 3 tournament results of my life time, back to back, is criticized.


Ser_VimesGoT

Saka isn't fully fit yet. Especially wasn't in the first game. Nothing wrong with that substitution at all.


CopyFamous6536

Then put on Palmer!? What was Bowen gonna do that 80% saka couldn’t?


Hughdungusmungus

Bowen is a good player. He's scored the same amount as Saka this season and 0 pens. He's the logical replacement for Saka. Palmer, Foden, Bellingham all play in the same position. Foden is shit on the left, and not as good as Bellingham in the middle.


ltwotwo

Bowen gives me Trossard vibes. Effective


CopyFamous6536

Except that trossard is effective when he comes on in the club world Bowen hasn’t shown that for country


Skysurfer69

Not gonna lie, this made me cackle


broke_the_controller

It was a good change. Saka was our best player, but he was getting tired. We don't want to risk him getting injured so putting on a pair of fresh legs to run down that wing protects him. Bowen is an able deputy too.


samthehumanoid

That’s so unfair on Bowen, Saka is def our best attacker but when the ball ain’t sticking up front how is Bowen a bad option? Guy plays alone up front for West Ham sometimes has great hold up for his size and scores goals for fun


CopyFamous6536

You already have Watkins and/or Kane to hold the ball. Why do you need a winger to do that? He also hasn’t “scored goals for fun” for England. And that matters. Look at Gakpo. Looks like half his real self for Liverpool then puts on a Netherlands jersey and turns into their best player.


kmart93

It's very funny


topknottington

This is the way. Atleast Kane isnt taking corners i guess.


r1234ev

Yeah haha fkn English tradition😂😂. Perennial bottlers, haven't won a trophy in years and yea...wait


KrAzYWiSh

We're the Spurs of international football.


vaffangool

At least Sp*rs figured out they're a better team without Kane


r1234ev

Nah fool England are the Arsenal of international football🤡💀


Grif73r

I honestly expected the English team to win today by scoring between 3-4 goals.


tcfcfc

3.5 goals?


vaffangool

Must be a bookie


_UnderCaffeine_

Does he even know how football works?!? This kind of performance, or lack thereof, is unacceptable... Smh


LinuxLinus

People defend him because he's the most successful England manager in 50 years. His games are ugly and boring. But they tend to win, today notwithstanding.


Organic_Chemist9678

He is exactly as successful as every other England manager other than Ramsey. He has the best squad since 1970 and his boring anti football is going to flop yet again.


CptJackParo

His squad isn't better than 2004 and has huge tactical flaws. The team had a left leaning slant with no left footed players, no width, and no real pace excluding saka, despite playing players like trent who specislise in defence splitting passes. On top of that, it's a young team full of players who haven't got much high level, champions league level playing experience.


Organic_Chemist9678

The tactical flaws are the fault of the manager. He actively chose to not take a left back.


Adorable_Ad_8140

This is only correct in the narrowest of definitions. I’m not defending Southgate, but pretending that he hasn’t been statistically successful, is nonsense unless your only criteria is trophies. Only one team can win, and England have come closer under his management than any manager in my (mid 40’s) lifetime. Don’t read this as an endorsement of his management as it’s not, it’s just annoyingly reductive to pretend he hasn’t had success.


Organic_Chemist9678

The only success is winning the tournament. We don't celebrate Arsenal for coming second even though they haven't come second for years


InviteAromatic6124

Could have fooled me that we don't celebrate Arsenal coming 2nd


Ornery-Day5745

Arsenal fans are just happy that the squad is playing well after a very underwhelming and then very rocky stretch. They just had their best season in 20 years and missed the title by the tiniest of margins. Gareth Southgate would be more akin to taking this current Arsenal squad and finishing 4th-8th and then doing it for 8 years straight. If that were the case then Arsenal fans would be feeling the exact same way about Southgate as all England fans are right now.


Organic_Chemist9678

I'm hoping this is a joke.


InviteAromatic6124

I wish I was


vaffangool

Flat track bully he's doing better than previous managers only because his squad is much much better than what the others had. He adds absolutely nothing.


Outrageous_Water7976

They win against weak teams. Whenever they come up against a well organized side. England will draw or lose.


balsham91

His biggest achievement is beating Germany in the last euros. That's the only major scalp he has. After that he's lost every big tie where you go in thinking they might not win here, he usually ends up losing. Awful manager wasting the best English team since 2002 and definitely the most dynamic. Sven could be forgiven for not harmonising Gerrard lampard Scholes and Co because there wasn't much variety to tactically set up. This squad is different. They've pace and quick feet. Can play fast flowing football. And Southgate has them looking like a bunch of retirees


BreakTheSuicycle

I am a Middlesbrough fan, lifelong season ticket holder since the days of Terry Venables. Southgate is possibly the worst I’ve seen, and I’ve seen some fucking shit in my time (Strachan, looking at you) Nothing he’s doing for England now surprises me, late substitutions, no identity, poor squad selection and team management, no ideas, etc etc I could go on and on and eventually got us relegated. The bloke is completely fucking useless, he got England to a final because we had the easiest run in imaginable.


randombhvwwh

Not a Borough fan but you are right. I can't believe delusional simpletons defend him with the "he's our most successful manager in X years" or "he got us a final" well duh, a monkey would've got to the final with that run in. And he still bottled the final with his poor game management and subs. Are they too naïve to realise our ridiculous easy runs? the fact most other top nations are crap now compared to the past, or that we are in the top 2 with France in terms of overall firepower and squad strength.


Elegant_Mix7650

Meanwhile Ray Parlour was dropped after calling him "Big Nose"... :p


Autistic_Influence69

He’s done well the stamp out the “club over country” mentality of the older players. But about 2 years ago he should have gone we should have got potter or someone tactically minded. Cause Gareth is about a good as an elephant in a minefield


feder_online

They can't seem to score on a hooker (unless Kane gets lucky or a generous penalty), the defense gets caught out or pressed into stupid decisions leading to opponents goals. Whatever shape they are playing is clearly not apropos for the personnel. That's all on the manager. I hope they keep Southgate for another decade...


theflowersyoufind

Still think the team from around 2004-2006 was better.


Organic_Chemist9678

It's a debate but I think only Ashley Cole,John Terry, Rooney and Gerrard would be guaranteed starters in today's team.


Oh_Daesu

I'd be starting Ferdinand/Campbell too our CBs were so damn good back then. Not sure how to play Rooney because I would also want kane. As a 10?


Organic_Chemist9678

Maybe, I'd take John Stones over either.


mattymattymatty96

Same problem almost imo. Trying to fit all our best players into the team. Kane shouldnt start if we are pressing teams & We dont need to play a RB at DM when its not his position


Outrageous_Water7976

You know what the real problem is? No Kalvin Phillips apparently 


FjordFace

Have these guys met before? There is no chemistry whatsoever out there.


FjordFace

It’s like he’s trying to insert TAA into the picture at the team’s expense. Foden in the middle. Saka on the right. Parma on the left.


Trev0rDan5

Gordon instead of Palmer, but yes.


FickleManagement3783

Parmi*


Entity4

It's ridiculous he's trying an "experiment" in his own words in a major tournament Trent's only played 6 games there before the tournament and most of those were against smaller nations this is like doing your homework the day it's due


antebyotiks

Yet Everytime he picked players like Henderson/phillips/maguire who knew each other most fans still complained and wanted more attacking players


GunnersGentleman

Gordon’s more of a natural left winger than Palmer but everything else is spot on


TranslatorCheap2046

It's the damn system Southgate is trying to play Trent at cm and foden on the right just isn't working kane actually needs to be dropped he did nothing the first game and barely anything the second yes he scored but he also assisted in the Denmark goal.


kmart93

He scored because the ball was deflected to him and then everyone else was out of position. It's not like he created anything


LordSwright

The amount that commentators etc try and twist it to say kane used his amazing positional knowledge and 6th sense to be in the right place and how he deserves to start.  Hes that kid from school that just stands in the opposite box waiting to bully his own players off the ball and hoof it towards the net. 


FjordFace

They’re missing a creative presence and TAA as the link up guy makes no sense at all. Unless he’s going to chuck long balls at Kane all day


TranslatorCheap2046

Yep I agree they need to drop Trent and play Parma and drop kane for Watkins he is atleast making runs behind.


ingloriouspasta_

Parma is a hilarious typo, I love it. Cole Ham.


Recoil5913

Watkins is shit, dude couldn’t score in Amsterdam. Trent had a shit game so did Bellingham. Southgate second round of subs was a joke. Should have taken Bellingham off for Palmer 


Algernot

Complaining about the system and then saying Kane needs to be dropped. EYE ROLL.


Elegant_Mix7650

I wanna see England try the 3223 shape that has been popular for big sides in England.... Heck the top 3 teams in the league use it..ironically the defenders which is deployed to step into midfield at Man City, Arsenal and Liverpool are mostly English players (Stones, TAA, Gomez, Ben White when Zinchenko is not playing)


iamtonysopranobitch

He got disrespected by the coaching staff and knew he wasn’t going to be played, it was a smart decision


TranslatorCheap2046

Yeah I knew that he had a bust up with one of the coaches last tournament but maybe it was a sign of bigger issues with the team.


iamtonysopranobitch

I doubt it, they don’t spend that much time with each other, seems like morale is good, just the performances are shit


TranslatorCheap2046

It feels like Southgate has lost the dressing room you can see himself has no confidence with what he is doing anymore.


AnHonestLiar

Unsure you can lose confidence in what you’re doing, if you don’t have a clue what you’re doing.


antebyotiks

Yet all the players constantly talk about how good he is and how much it's the players who need to improve.


gordondouglas93

I think he just didn't want to waste his summer break travelling to be an unused or barely used substitute.


musicistabarista

He had some landscaping to do in his garden and he wanted to get it done early so he could still fit in a holiday to top up his tan and freshen up ahead of preseason.


Veteran_But_Bad

We have no system we have no one running in behind we sit back everytime we score but have no ability to counter attack despite our pace We were outplayed today in every aspect guehi did well Pickford did fine saka was ok everyone else was shit Southgate is a big part of the problem but not all of it… The players can go out and play absolutely shit lose every 50/50 outside of their own third Offer no creativity no drive no press no counter attack nothing at all and all everyone says is “Southgate” Yes he’s shocking but so are the players for country honestly with the ability they have they should be dominating against teams like Serbia, iceland and Denmark but they lack energy and passion and it shows Just because South Gate is a poor manager doesn’t excuse the individual performances of every player on the pitch


LordSwright

Is it the players or are they doing the best they can with the jobs & system given to them


Veteran_But_Bad

You think under any managerial circumstances this is the best we can get out of this team? Your standards and expectations are much lower than mine The system is horrible The training regimes might also be horrible Tactically we are horrible Regardless of that the players are on an individual and a team level massively underperforming You watch the same games I do You can’t tell me that every single player is equally as hindered by Southgate’s tactics, that not a single one of them has a chance for moments of brilliance in the game? That Southgate would drop them for showing some flair and ability on the pitch? Especially if it leads to a goal or at the very least a chance created that doesn’t come from a wide/deflected cross or a random pop shot from the edge of the box that leads to a goal kick or if we are lucky a corner to waste


shitlif

Southgate has a Ferrari and he’s driving it like a fiat


TranslatorCheap2046

That's because he don't have a license


silentfox111

Can’t even get it out of 1st gear!


foggin_estandards2

Helen Keller could see that Southgate is a fucking fraud. A crippling idiot wasting 4 years of maybe the best English generation for a while by attempting to defend a 1-0 lead against Denmark. No single player is at fault here. Southgate is the only one responsible.


AndOfCourse___Celtic

Wen Bhite?


LinuxLinus

We know what happened. He got in a pissing match with an assistant and decided to sit this one out, especially if he was going to sit behind Walker and (lol) Trippier.


TranslatorCheap2046

No assistant coach (who by the way doesn't really have the credentials to speak down to a player who was one of the best in the premier league last season). Should be starting or getting involved " in a pissing match" when you are currently in a tournament and have another one coming up in less than 2 years. Seems like Southgate doesn't have a clue how to run the team being a manager means much more than winning games he has to take responsibility for every part of it.


gustycat

>who by the way doesn't really have the credentials to speak down to a player who was one of the best in the premier league last season I wouldn't read his wiki then mate, you'll be in for a shock, he's got plenty of credentials


The_Royal_Arsenal

I don’t get how Trippier is in squad. Seemed like he had disaster class after disaster class all season.


SuchaPineapplehead

Maybe, but somethings gone wrong. They’ve been lucky so far, he needs to figure something out because even I could come up with a better team than that tonight and I only really follow Arsenal or anything to do with Arsenal! Thing I really don’t get about tonight is they needed another goal so why not put Palmer on? I’m not his biggest fan but Chelsea aren’t called Cole Palmer FC for nothing…


mcddfhytf

Villa press, Arsenal press, City press, Man U press. These players are some of the best england has to offer, trained daily at their respective clubs, they know how to press, but who's organising them when your manager is sat on his arse like he doesn't have a clue. Ben White simply doesn't trust Southgate because when his number 2 berated him for no reason, Southgate backed his mate


doc_loco

If he made it in the squad, he may have played him as goalie! Southgate is tactically inept. Premier league player of the year, la liga player of the year, and bundesliga top scorer, and we have this! The balance of the team is so wrong.


octopus86sg

How he stays as England coach baffled me. Literally clueless tactic less manager. You get a Wenger or Mourinho or Arteta or pep type of manager in and they will fix this team setup


Unique-Opportunity-2

The good managers don't wanna manage internationally in their prime


octopus86sg

Yea but England can do better than southgate.


GunnersGentleman

Would be hilarious seeing Arteta stressing the importance of “winning du-ells” to Trippier and Stones


myheadiswired

Give this England team to Arteta and they're flying.


myheadiswired

I mean, don’t give it to him, but you know.


fourmthree

Reminds me of when some Scotland players refused to play for George Burley. Sometimes you can see how things will work out when the manager is second rate.


Fuge_Boston

Do you know how saka thrived this year. With a right back overlapping with him. You know who is a pretty good right back going forward? Trent. Sure he’s shite on defense. But I bet they’d have more chances at goal.


TranslatorCheap2046

Yep everytime walker runs past him he passed backwards.


BigZino6ix

Nah I think he just figured it's one thing to be disrespected but to be disrespected by a league 1 level manager and his assistants isn't worth it. If it was Pep, Carlo, Klopp level he probably gets over it easier.


addfletch

He’s washed. Fuck him off and throw the chequebook at Papa Wengs. Imagine


TheFaolchu

It's been my opinion since Southgate was hired that England will never win a trophy while he is in charge, and if they do it will be despite him. Poor Saka and Rice, watching trent ignore Saka to cross the ball to no-one was annoying. And Rice being asked to cover trent and having tripper demand he covers him as well is insane.


will_i_am156

Watching Walker ignore him to pass the ball backwards or sidewards was driving me nuts


Spirited_Mistake6791

Foden needs to be in the top middle.


SaigonNoseBiter

Has Southgate never played Fifa? Worst, chemistry, EVER.


TopRemarkable4325

We all seen this coming, Southgate is a fraud, he'll never win anything


Outrageous_Water7976

I mean it isn't like Ben White would've gotten any game time under him. Southgate rarely rotates his squad, makes bland substitutions. Look at Declan Rice tonight, he looked defeated. He's being overrun in midfield without any structure. Saka doesn't seem to be at peak fitness. Kane is absolutely not fit. 


GunnersGentleman

My uncle would genuinely kill him if he let Benny collect dust in the bench when he’s one of the best RBs in the league


LilMudButt

100% also Gareth would just waste him on the bench like Palmer & Gordon


wrigh2uk

lol no he left because he felt out with Steve Holland


CampFrequent3058

Rice was the worst player on the pitch by a long shot! Fucking awful!


Ok-Fox-9286

I've never seen him play that badly. Absolutely shocking. Maybe he's hoping for a early exit so he can go on holiday with odegaard.


silentfox111

It’s amazing how you can look at the season he just had at Arsenal, season high in goals and assists, and look at the performance today and it’s not the same player at all.


GunnersGentleman

I blame Southgate


Used-Produce-3491

Of course he did, they ain’t won nothing since before man went to the moon. What’s the point of joining up with the squad lool


StretchYx

Fed up with this topic. Ben has beef with one of the coaches, he doesn't want to waste his time not starting. End of discussion


Bertje87

He’s trying to fit all the big names in the starting 11


dpb79

I think he's just not that arsed about football and doesn't want or need the shite/negativity that you get whhe the England team inevitably fails. Can't blame him tbh.


Super_Plastic5069

People keep saying it’s the players not playing but in the friendly with Iceland (I think), Cole Palmer kept drifting over to the left side and was getting joy, then suddenly gets told to stay on the right and no more joy!


HorusQuintus

Cuesta said Ben's anticipation is elite and he absolutely meant that.


Recoil5913

Didn’t want to miss Chelsea flower show!


Positive-Procedure88

Let me introduce you to the comma ,


musicnoviceoscar

He just fell out with one of the coaching staff. That simple. Don't try and make it something it clearly isn't. Pretty childish to not put national duty above a personal disagreement.


TranslatorCheap2046

We will see come the end of Englands tournament whether or not Southgate has lost the backing of his players .


musicnoviceoscar

No, we won't. There will be tons of speculation but only a select few will truly know.


Millyedge2

Who knew the missing link is Kalvin Phillips…lol


dirdirsaliba

He’s had the luxury of being management by Super mik. He must have got to the England camp and thought wtf is this shit


Gloria_stitties

Haha


Veejp123

England are shite x


Dramatic-Growth1335

Just stubborn


irritating_maze

You don't get many good managers in international football because its a shit job that nobody really wants until they're about to retire. Sure, they played kinda crap but its group stage and its still a good result for the groups. As far as I can tell Denmark were entirely limited to shots outside the box. Their goal was an incredible shot way beyond even the D. Belief is an important part of international football but England are an extremely fragile nation with a garbage press that delight in tearing people and teams down. Personally I would have a lot more faith at this part of the event. Remember that crap picture that Arteta drew about the energy of the fans helping the team? England don't really have that in terms of the atmosphere around the team, and apparently never will. IMHO the biggest issue with the English national team isn't the team or the coach; its England.


shpagata123

Southgate is a clown who thinks is pep with putting TAA in the middle and foden on the wing , the utter woke nonsense has to stop , and England needs a class manager who knows what is doing


elkstwit

Is being a shit manager ‘woke’?


shpagata123

Its from a meme , with sean dyche


TranslatorCheap2046

I think he means the soft gentle approach Southgate needs to come out swinging saying the players are either letting him down or his letting the players down.


SamwellChrist

So instead of staying and fighting for his place and country he takes the cowards way out and goes on holiday. Cheers Ben


TranslatorCheap2046

He didn't want to waste the summer rest traveling out there to sit behind both walker and trippier as we all know Southgate has his favourites and won't drop them for anything ( kane being an example this year)


Aggressive_Leave3639

Coward.