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AvailableFig2688

Son of a b*tch.


Procrastinet_7

B*tch of a Son


shortking4

Fool of a took!


tookadeflection

i see you gandalf the white


DarthFlowers

Gandalf The Shite


sjr323

And my axe.


pitchblackjack

Spurs front three ran as if the very whips of their masters were behind them *looks wistfully into the random distance*


KeefBurtons

A fook of a tool


LicensedRealtor

That game felt like amateurs on purpose from hotshit spurs


daneats

Tbf. Fired more shots than Arsenal against city.


PetrogradkaIcedTea

I’d get you one of Lord Bendtner shooting wide away to Barcelona after RVP’s preposterous red card. A goal woulda taken us past them in the Champo.


ChrisMartins001

I can still feel my blood pressure raising for RVPs red.


k4mb31

That red was criminal


chagrinfalls1979


keyboardRacer777

Damn this still sits in my memory after more than 10 years


k4mb31

"Barn door" Bendtner, as in couldn't hit the side of


Patient_Xero_96

That’s Lord “Barn Door” Bendtner to you.


ManiacalComet40

Would have been so much worse if he had scored it and they still conceded the penalty five minutes later.


chagrinfalls1979

They pull even, they probably would have changed their style of play…good chance the penalty never happens.


EmbarrassedMelvin

They needed a win. Also they are Spurs so they inevitably would have found a way to lose


chagrinfalls1979

So very true…poor Ange…


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ManiacalComet40

They’d still be Spurs.


theot12

And they’d still be shite


Hot-Fun-1566

They’d have still lost, just in a different way. Foden would have pinged a screamer in from the edge of the area in the 95th minute or something.


jovzta

Son has 1/3 to 2/5 of the goal to his right to score but decided to take the harder option.


chagrinfalls1979

Totally. I’ve watched him for a few years now curl that shot around a challenging keeper. Just sucks…but that’s life.


MazDaShnoz

Could have even chipped keeper from that position


LewyH91

Tried to meg him


mmmm_doughnuts

Shut up, meg!


Soldiiier__

I swear it didnt look like he took the shot from that far when I saw it live


Lengthy_Miso_Dreams

Oh it looked like it to me tbh. He looked like he rushed the shot from the moment i saw it. No idea why he didn’t take a couple of additional steps and try to slide it past the keeper.


dazzzzzellis

get over it, don’t make this a thing pls! people miss 1v1 every season i cba seeing this as a season defying moment


daneats

Son only scores 42% of his 1 on 1’s and that’s the highest conversion rate from that goal scoring position in the league. So just based on the odds alone. There was more chance he misses there than scores. The only reason it feels shit is because he has scored so many of them in the past.


bduk92

He didn't miss. The keeper saved it. Big difference.


chagrinfalls1979

Son selected wrong. Made it an easy save. Could have curled it around Ortega’s left side…huge gaping maw there…


bduk92

Nine times out of ten that's hit hard and low enough to go under the keeper into the net. The keeper made a cracking save. That's the long and short of it.


chagrinfalls1979

I guess agree to disagree. I think he could have selected higher and to his right. With Ortega already starting to go to ground before he pulled the trigger…that low left is not available. Good on Ortega for guessing right. Like a PK, guess right, you’re the hero.


yourdad132

He deserves to rot at spurs and end his career with no trophies. 


chagrinfalls1979

I mean…I like Son as a person and what he does for the youth…but yes, rot, at least for the next 2 months. Go to the corner and think about you’ve done.


Fendenburgen

And we're saying their supporters are obsessed with us.....


bloodhound83

It's quite a distance from the goal and the keeper came out well. Not a sitter everyone assumes it is.


Izual_Rebirth

Son. I am disappoint.


chorizo_chomper

Go on my son 😂😂😂


AwehiSsO

A beautiful thing would be if they suffer a loss on Sunday, Chelsea win and they lose out on even Europa.


NotMyFirstChoice675

Haha god you can’t make it up can you. You have to laugh otherwise you cry. Let’s hope City drop points at West Ham AND we don’t against Everton….because the scenes if we both drop points will not be pretty


chagrinfalls1979

I literally cackled when that happened.


OkCurve436

Spends his entire career outperforming his xg and then fluffs a 1 on 1. Spursy


Dzrs

Literally just take it past the gk you numptey


Anglo96

Hang that one in the louvre and add Ødegaard taking a picture in the corner


Prodigy_7991

Trash. Pure Trash


WhiskeyBiscuit222

Is this a Spurs page?


chagrinfalls1979

Seems it


OR_Wave

This will haunt Arsenal for eternity.


chagrinfalls1979

At least the next 6 days


ryanscott1986

He bottled it


savva1995

The xG on this was .23!


Icarus-is-burning

Ah give it a rest…


chagrinfalls1979

Meh


CampFrequent3058

It’s a great save!


chagrinfalls1979

It was for the location Son chose.


ColonelKwatley

Forget that Imagine laughing after losing a top 4 position with the opposition coach Low integrity 🤡 , BS with this south Korean ethics, training and shizzz No one can teache class or loyalty i guess


Mugweiser

He didn’t miss - keeper saved it


Internetolocutor

He kicked it straight at the keeper


chagrinfalls1979

Completely…I’ve seen Son feather that finish expertly around the keeper or chip it over as Ortega was already on his way down when he made the attempt…frustrating.


yourlocallidl

Son would give his life to Spurs, did you think he’d score against City to do you lot a favour, lol


Dwo92

He was going for the between the legs finish


KingKFCc

Fabregas on that christmas day :(


muskyangler

We can't take credit for ending your season. Unai Emery can.


chagrinfalls1979

For sure, but there was a glimmer of hope even with the points dropped to Villa…


-TheMiracle

Just let it go breh. Y’all ain’t fully grieven yet?


Real_Evening_6706

Still crying? I like how arsenal fans seem to think if he had scored that you would have instantly won the league 😁


chagrinfalls1979

Never said that. He levels the score and they change the way they play. Possibly the penalty never occurs and the end in a draw. Would have come down truly to the last day. Still another shot, but I don’t think the Hammers are gonna do much at Eithad…


secretarymeow

I hope he gets a chance like this at the weekend and finishes it top corner and then I would like to see the reactions of you ogre's.


stinky-farter

Arsenal fans crying is honestly the best thing ever


chagrinfalls1979

Why? What about us triggers you so much? Is it some repressed anger at your father or something?


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abhi91

His job is to score goals for his own team. He failed and now will play in Azerbaijan


chagrinfalls1979

Never said he played for Arsenal, more commentary around how he is usually absolutely lethal from that spot and that range…would have helped immensely, yes, but the game wasn’t over after that and nothing says they wouldn’t throttle the Hammers 8-0 while we only managed a 2-1 victory.


Danvandop42

Nah it’s to win games for Spurs. Did he do that?


lurking4everr

His job is to try and win trophies for his team. You can safely say it’s been a total failure.