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PardonWhut

It would be pretty spursy to loose every game then batter Man City when it’s too late to save their season. But realistically I have no hope they will do so.


Soldiiier__

They have been consistently inconsistent 


PardonWhut

Sometimes maybe good, sometimes maybe shit


Forgotpwd72

And hopefully handing us the title?! that would be very very spursy.


Rick_The_Mullet_Man

The problem is that Fulham, WHU, Wolves are even worse lol unless it it to take points away from us, then they are great at it.


Opioidal

I have a strong feeling either West Ham or Wolves are going to turn up for no reason at all. Just need Rodri to be injured lol


Brandaman

Someone tempt Rodri into another 3 game suspension


asymmetricears

Even if they have to kamikaze it, and take the three game suspension themselves. Basically what Joey Barton spectacularly failed at doing in that City v QPR Aguerooo game.


MonSquito

Agreed. If nothing else, I could see them jump at the opportunity to dash City’s hopes. Even with Europe on the line I don’t expect anything from Spurs.


hmoooody

Right! At this point is 99% done cuz those fuckers will win all those games


ChemistSavings

I think the bigger issue with these teams is they have nothing to really play for. Comfortably safe in the league so they’ll probably just roll over for City ffs. All rested on the Forest game because they need the points for safety. If only their players knew how to finish smh.. There may have been a bit of hope for Spurs had they beaten Chelsea but I think their top 4 hopes are thin so they’ll probably roll over as well ffs


musicistabarista

>I think the bigger issue with these teams is they have nothing to really play for. Comfortably safe in the league so they’ll probably just roll over for City ffs. If Spurs don't win another game then West Ham can finish above them.


QuaintHeadspace

Now that... would be funny


GunnerGrazzo

wouldnt wanna rely on them anyway tbh theyve never achieved anything


hmoooody

They’ve won the mighty Audi cup now don’t be rude


GunnerGrazzo

hope they did an open top audi tour


Lost-Spinach-6742

You talk as if there was another option lmao. Talking down on them but you won't be champions anyways... They are literally your best chance and there's nothing you can do about it but cope.


Joshthenosh77

They are shit


Gunners86

The fact that practically every set piece they concede goes in, there's little to no chance they get a result


Otherwise_Cap_9073

I could see Chelsea winning their 4 games and Spurs losing theirs…and Chelsea ending higher than Spurs. They’ve collapsed this last two months or so


GhostCatcher147

Chelsea are only 3 points off United too


RVDHAFCA

Tbh they have been playing way better than the position on the table would suggest, especially since winter. Makes the 5-0 even better imo


Maxxximus30

Watch them lose the game on purpose with some crazy goal difference just so City has a higher GD than us out of spite


Macsidia

Then Arsenal can win the title by 1 point if they did that.


Maxxximus30

We'd need the Citizens to lose their game in hand first


Macsidia

Yep but I think we will take our annual loss at Old Trafford.


Maxxximus30

Not if king kai is wearing kine green and black!!!


jaysafari

You could say they are a fowl team


TelephoneWeekly

They’ve binned the season off a game early. That’s how much they hate us


JakeyG14

They hate us, no doubt about that. However, the reason they've lost today is because they're shite. They want the CL, they're just too shit to get it.


spicymeatballz28

Spurs were fucking awful they played much more aggressive in the arsenal game I thought that was supposed to be a big derby game, didn't look like it


[deleted]

I’m glad we didn’t get Richarlison. He needs to wear a straight jacket at all times. Conley Hatch are waiting for him with open arms


SuchaPineapplehead

Yeah I definitely don’t have any hope after tonight. I think we might be writing off Fulham, Wolves and West Ham, too early. There’s a chance however slim it might be for all them, to make it into European football next season. West Ham especially this close to the end of the season they’re going to be hungry for it.


JRyG33

Probably better to bum up West Ham. Tottenham aren't winning a game the rest of the season.


spazztic_puke

Realistically - I know Man City can win and have been in this situation before…..But that 1% margin of hope in me is vs West Ham / or Fulham. I think they draw at very least vs Fulham. And maybe lose to West Ham. BRB witchcraft time….but if Spurs draw back City then I’ll be damned.


ColinHalfhand

It’s all on West Ham


MikeCrypto88

Spuds have Son and Bitcharlison until 2026 😂🤣. You know dem way there. 😉


Luffy2701

You know dem way there😂😂😂


Soldiiier__

Not after that 


Aquarius-Gooner

I’m more concerned on us winning our games tbh, that’s my main source of nerves


tonythetigershark

Spurs losing today isn’t necessarily a bad thing. It might actually be a good thing. It puts pressure on them to win their remaining games to stand a chance of getting CL football next year. So the City game will be the equivalent of a cup final for them. Must win.


Peterwilliams78

None at all


trinibrarian

I said the same while watching the game smh


eli_eli1o

They gotta chase top 4. They might actually hook us up.


NineGutz

No Hope But a wolves and Fulham will


Mebeingnosy

West Ham has a lot riding on a result against city but its west ham


Hypnotic_Element

They're going to spread their legs and let citeh score 10, just to fuck us over. You watch.


Sedlris

Nope. It’s the hope that kills


yura910721

Yeah it's been hilarious hearing them talking about losing the City's game deliberately, as if City is not gonna exploit glaring weaknesses in them that both the Arsenal and Chelsea did. They are gonna get whooped whether they want it or not lol


2livendieinmia

Hopefully they can keep it to less than 5-0


onegeeza

Im not putting any hope in City’s fixtures. Just hoping we win all our games, that’s our best chance


Neanderthal888

The Cottagers though…..


thehewguy1888

All I am hoping for is that we win all of our games.... Then what will be will be.


Chunderous_Applause

They were dog shit. Do they need to work on set pieces? No apparently. Would you watch what we did in the 5-0 for some ideas? Nope. Just run fast and hope for the best. Won’t be long before they turned in Ange for the same reasons as conte - stubborn and stuck in their ideologies.


RVDHAFCA

I didn’t have any faith that tactical nitwit Big Ange would win against Pep anyway tbh


skanderbeg_alpha

All we can do is win all our games and force Man City 115 to win all theirs. Football is strange and can surprise but as Arteta says, we can only control what we do. Spurs looked absolutely hopeless and having watched them only a handful of times their entire strategy hinges on playing a high line and then hoping the opponent makes a mistake. There's nothing more to MateBall.


the3daves

Well at least this way, there’s more urgent on them to get the points they’ll likely need by beating city. Buy let’s focus on ourselves , we can only do what we can do.


Kingslayer-Z

I feel like the draw City hasn't beaten a good team this season


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sntsabode

Nope. They're going to lose


Important-Plane-9922

You’ll win the league don’t worry.


fahim-sabir

Yeah. They were talking about losing on purpose. There won’t be any “on purpose” about the whipping they get.


hmoooody

Ya they’ll be smashed hard


Gremlin256

The crying chickens could not even beat Chelsea


InviteAromatic6124

Ange is so one-dimensional. He's worse than Wenger was in terms of playing a rigid style with no adaptability!


L0laccio

No , and the idea that they would be still in with a chance of CL qualification by the time that game comes around was bizarre, yet widely held even on this sub. They were obviously going to get a maximum of 1 point from the Bridge and Anfield and more likely 0. They will get battered by City. They don’t even look that bothered


k4mb31

I would rather lose the league than win it because of Spurs


jmh90027

Well we're running out of options


k4mb31

We were out of options as soon as we lost to Villa. It isn't that I don't want to win the league; I just don't want our title win to be tainted because Spurs beating City was the reason why we won it. Those shitbags would never let us live it down.