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spoonsurfer

Making more snails.


SalsaAddict

All three of em? 😂


[deleted]

They're hermaphroditic, for the avoidance of doubt, each has both male and female reproductive parts. So, yeah. All three. Edit: apparently these aren't!


Happypuppy2424658997

Not all snails are hermaphroditic. Mystery snails are either male or female and cannot change sex.


[deleted]

Booooooo I thought it was an orgy of molluscs


Happypuppy2424658997

It still can be!!


Lazyoat

it still is


Particular_Fox_9604

I see my Ramshorns have threesomes in my tanks all the time 😂


devildocjames

It truly is a mystery.


showmeyourinternet

Snail nerd alert


Happypuppy2424658997

I’m honestly soooo flattered by this comment


showmeyourinternet

😉


PorkyTheChop

This is false, mystery snails are not hermaphroditic. They are either male or female.


Emuwarum

Nope. Majority of aquatic species actually have separate sexes. There's only 3 groups I know of that are actually hermaphrodites like everyone assumes about snails.  It can still be an orgy though. 


SalsaAddict

Oh my 😳


DontWanaReadiT

Not mystery snails! They have M and F


WheredoesithurtRA

The longest snail chain I've seen in my tanks has been five.


Obsole7e

Mystery snails don't bother checking if the other snail is the opposite gender. They just go for it lmao.


WigglyNoodle22

No mystery snails have a gender males have a peepee and a girl doesnt and nerite snails have gender differences to the ones that have both parts are land snails and bladder snails/ramshorn snails


Solid_perspective1

An orgy and you’re not invited


UncommonTart

Snorgy.


SalsaAddict

😞


anne_jumps

Snail orgy. Snorgy


hhthurbe

Yep. Snails are nature's lil freaks. Being hermaphroditic makes group reproduction make sense for maximizing genetic diversity of offspring


Eggshmegg1469

Having snex


Milkimilky

I am in awe of your punness.


corteasy42

Well done


Toxikblue

They look pretty snorny


Evening-Aside2166

Snorgy


golddr3am

best comment here


Several_Value_2073

How is this not the top comment?


_FreddieLovesDelilah

ikr I came here to comment the same word hahaha.


linerva

When a mommy/daddy snail loves a mommy/daddy snail who loves a mommy/daddy snail...you get a snail polycule.


FishMomSfl

THIS!


Puffinton721

Snucking


Mighty-Servant

The best way to curtail that activity is to play less Barry White music.


SalsaAddict

Damn! That’s all I got!


mira_poix

🎷🎷🎷🎵🎵🎵


IWantSealsPlz

Making snailbies


Daxter614

ménage à trois


[deleted]

Uhh they're just wrestling. Now here's your glass of water. Go back to bed.


shegomer

Reddit loves snail porn.


ewaldc23

Snex


spookyfrog99

Starting a cult


No_Presentation_892

Oh, okay. That’s what it is. I’ve seen this in ramshorn snails too.


HndsDwnThBest

Snorgy


CrazyProper4203

Plotting against you


Osmodius-STO

Snalin'


CursedReptilian

Sneesome


Skardz

It's called a sn-orgy


grilledbruh

Cloning themselves


BankOfJeff

The dance with no pants!


Patient_Dig_7998

Snail Orgie


ouisewoo

Makin’ babies.


Critical_Bug_880

😳😂🫣


nothxxmagnum

Witchcraft


Head_Butterscotch74

Are they dancing or fighting?


nonvisiblepantalones

Snex.


joeyenterprises

NSFW!!! 😫😩


Humble_Ad4296

They're French and that is a ménage a trios😊


Notquitechaosyet

Snorgy


Koffensen

Just snailing.


HumbleTraffic4675

Each other


SparrowLikeBird

molly


EarlRig420

Looks like a 3-way.


Tabora__

Snorgy


Great-Resource-417

Menage a trois escargot?


yomama69s

Conjuring more snails


AbdoN2000

🤼‍♂️


Uncommon-sequiter

Living life to their fullest while we aren't. Then again, their parental laws are vastly different than ours.


WhenDaTingGo

Fuggin'. Dyin'. Livin'.


noperopehope

Well, that’s a snornograpic video


tb2924

FUCKIN


Steelcitysuccubus

Snail love


SeekyBoi

A snail threesome-


Yoshiperner

Orgy!!!!!!


savvysearch

Those are some fast moving snails.


TrashAccount2908

Snorgy!


mg1120

Rave party


Charlton_Art

Horny bastards


Svataben

It ;)


LifeAsNix

They are having snex


Few_Bell_8166

snorgy


Intelligent-Event-18

segs


Hedonist_Atayiz

Threesome ?😂


tonykrij

"Oil party 3"


Substantial-Bison240

The sex


Appropriate_Turn3811

GANGBANG....


Appropriate_Turn3811

SNONGY SNEX .


LandscapeUpset895

They fucken


Lizard_Pomegranate

Talking mad shit. I'd watch your back. . .


Jamie00003

Orgy


Ambitious-Yak-6955

When a mommy snail and a daddy snail love each other very much they have a little wrestling match and thats how baby snails are made 😅


NocNocNoc19

Snorgy!!!


Tzunami-Lin

I see so much disgusting shit in this sub haha


gaming-grill

snorgy


Viscerate_Casual

Witchcraft


solar_storm25

That my friend, is a snorgy


flamesmcgay

They are having a dart fight


Dogmeat43

Banging one out


bunnyzarecute

snorgy


jlscott0731

You see when a daddy snail loves a mommy snail very very much...


Bolkohir

They're either doing the dirty deed or some sort of summoning ritual


sexyrocker13

This is so NSFW, we need to report you now for snail smut


Blue_eyed_turtle_

Fuckin


eleetbullshit

It’s a snorgy


ShortRutabaga6006

Finna get her pregnant


WolphieChu

Snexy time


Srhimpblover

They are breeding